My hopes for Jedi: Survivor are as follows:. >Go to a planet, do miscellaneous jedi shit

My hopes for Jedi: Survivor are as follows:
>Go to a planet, do miscellaneous jedi shit
>Back to the Mantis, full penetration sex scene with Merrin
>Go to a planet, do jedi shit
>Back to the Mantis, full penetration with Merrin
>Planet, jedi shit
>Full penetration
And this goes on and on and back and forth for 25 hours or so until the game just sort of ends

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So modded Skyrim?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Greez blowbang scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck is this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dev's way of showing their disdain for being forced to add in a stupid sequel trilogy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whooah dude, check it out, it glows, like, what the fuck did I do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eh I've seen bigger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie I'm getting "Max Payne if he gay" vibes from this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks Anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was in a Disney product.
        >Funny as hell, it was the worst thing I could think of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get your wish but it is the sheboon instead of Merrin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow talk about a real monkey's paw eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was trilla I'd be fine with that

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked? No one cares.

    Sneed.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Think about it, she's out in the middle of the galaxy with some Jedi she barely knows
    >You know? She looks around her and what does she see, nothing but open space.
    >Ahhh, there's nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be funny if merrin wasn't a bad ass who could easily kill cal. assuming the girl he's talking about here is merrin i mean.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know she’s the kind of bitch who gets off on being force choked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slavic women are cruel mistresses. Slavic Space Witches must be even more so, twice the crazy, double the horny.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >full penetration sex scene with Merrin
    Merrin is a witch girl who has been living by herself for who knows how long, she is 1000% guaranteed to be hairy, hairy pussy, arm pit hair, buttcrack hair, all of it, all of it trapping odors too and making her smell even worse. I wish coomers would actually think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1000% guaranteed to be hairy, hairy pussy, arm pit hair, buttcrack hair, all of it, all of it trapping odors
      YES PLEASE!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine

      Simply fathom

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and here's what you'll get
    >go to planet to do boring copy pasted ubisoft shit
    >bonk some stormtroopers with your crossguard(tm) lightsaber(tm)
    >back to mantis, help Merrin realize she's a nonbinary space lesbian
    >she cucks you offscreen
    >fast forward to moron sheboon and her sidekick, la creatura
    >find a new way to insult old fans just for the heck of it
    And this goes on and on and back and forth for 15 hours or so until the game just sort of ends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find a new way to insult old fans just for the heck of it
      This comment always gets me. Theres far more bad star wars than there is good (2 movies). Give it up, its a dead franchise, who cares.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the movies are good except ROTJ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would the twist be that they show everything during the penetration scenes?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I invested 16 hours into Fallen Order and now I have no desire to ever play the game again. My last goal was to visit planet Dathomir and I'm pretty sure I have all the equipment and force powers at my disposal. Quite frankly I'm just getting bored. And navigating the environment can be a massive pain if you're not super comforatable with the map. The new game would have to incorporate at least one of these following fixes before I'd pick it up.
    >1. Fast travel to certain areas of the map.
    >2. Ability to designate waypoints on the map.
    >3. Return to ship function that can be accessed from the main menu.

    Just one of those fixes would make the game fundamentally more fun to play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Quit playing the game just before you get to best girl
      ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's fair. Trying to navigate the maps was definitely the worst part IMO. I think the sequel just needs a more coherent design philosophy. Felt like the devs got so wrapped up in trying to blend Uncharted, soulslike, and metroidvania elements that they all just wound up being mediocre imitations rather than a singularly-focused, polished experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, its have more than 1 button to attack. I hate games with "press x to hit"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this, plus cere is got to be one of the ugliest schvoogies I’ve ever seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game feels like it ends with dathomir. the kyber crystal planet is very linear. then you only have the bogano vault which is only cutscene shit. and then the final level which is short and underwhelming and is basically a hallway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The map layout, design, navigation, etc. was irritating. The maps essentially worked out to collections of more or less linear "levels" you were meant to tackle from start to finish, but they were organized in such a way that it was often difficult to tell which you were "on" or if you were missing one, or something, and then navigating back was a huge hassle. They should really look at Ratchet and Clank, which it seems they did, and just more closely to that format. Make any given path distinct on the map, make branching points clear, and put in some kind of fast travel or shortcuts to/from the beginning and important nodes.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want more of the same with bit more polish. Fallen order was comfy while listening to music while jumping and swinging around

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We will never have another Force Unleashed ever, we will never have another KoToR2 and certainly not another JKO JKA.

    We shouldn't have shat on Georgy Porgy so much, especially when he took the EU so serious as to make 5 autistic categories of canonicity which is the whole reason we even had cool games and series to begin with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George would have done his own thing regardless of the opinions of the masses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least George had heart for this stuff, Yidsney only cares about money and globohomo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Delusional, and no I'm not defending Yidsney. Every decision George made from RotJ on was exclusively motivated by money, every decision was driven by him owning the merchandising rights. It's why Qui Gon exists, its why we have Ewoks instead of Wookie slaves, its why every movie needed a special lightsaber gimmick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some motivation by money is much better than motivation by money and globohomo. If Disney didn't care about globohomo we'd be in a much better place.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT IS GENIUS, THAT IS THE MOST GENIUS VIDEOGAME IDEA

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no hopes for star wars games
    All star wars games are terrible because they don't get star wars. The only game that is close to the themes of the movies is KOTOR2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wut? wasn't Kotor 2 lauded precisely because it subverted all the thematic tropes from the movies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        sage

        Which movies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is more accurate to say that it was lauded because it understood things that were already in the films, but that nerds (fans, writers, and writers who are fans) did not understand.

        Like, Obi-wan is a lying scumbag even in the OT who manipulates Luke, and he and Yoda are 100% wrong about everything about the conflict (like, killing Vader and the Emperor are bad ideas which would not work).
        Taking the incompetence of the Jedi seriously and interrogating it for several hours at great detail is not exactly treading new ground.

        Which movies?

        The star wars movies, 1-6.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >force lift and smash
      >force lift and turn enemy around to shoot his allies
      >mounted combat
      >duel wielding that isn't locked to a special attack animation
      >two-person takedown animations
      kino improvements

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would this guy not easily rek vader now? He's become very OP compared to how weak he was in the 1st game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disney won't let Vader get his ass kicked anymore. And even if he does, he'll find a way to play 4D chess and dominate whoever beat him originally

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk looks to me like exactly the kind of shit you'd expect a practiced Jedi knight to be able to do against a bunch of cannon-fodder enemies. Vader is still a whole different ballgame, that bro's a beast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vader is a monster, the old movies didn't depicted his full power because of the effects of the time but hes is the type that disintegrate stuff with just the force like Yoda and the Emperor, really top dog shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's wrong. There are a lot of different (thousands?) Vaders, different interpretations, many of which have nothing to do with the movies.

          If you imagine that Vader is like, super-saiyan levels of strong in the OT, despite not actually doing anything really amazing or explicitly supernatural, you've been tricked by the EU.
          What you should be asking is like, "hey maybe Han has a point that the force actually, objectively, indistinguishable from tricks and nonsense?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >movies didn't depicted his full power because of the effects of the time
          But thats the original canon. Anything different is changing the original idea, i thought you gays hated when they changed "the legacy" of the original franchise

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fans don't actually watch or even like star wars (i.e. the movies), they like the idea/universe/trappings of star wars.

            Therefore anon sees no problems with mentally replacing Vader in the movies with Vader as a literal comic book power fantasy, just imagining another character and a different narrative.
            It's pretty wild

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              star wars exposes people's double standards and supposed knowelge. The same normies that didn't care for nuance in pre-disney star wars go full autism with Games of Thorns and other ips that requires basic reading.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fans don't actually watch or even like star wars (i.e. the movies), they like the idea/universe/trappings of star wars.

            Therefore anon sees no problems with mentally replacing Vader in the movies with Vader as a literal comic book power fantasy, just imagining another character and a different narrative.
            It's pretty wild

            star wars exposes people's double standards and supposed knowelge. The same normies that didn't care for nuance in pre-disney star wars go full autism with Games of Thorns and other ips that requires basic reading.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't stop the second ship too
          ?????

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cooldown didn't finish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let me give you a QRD on Vader:
        >faster than light combat and reaction speed
        >fifth dimensional attack potency
        >ability to withstand fifth dimensional attack potency himself
        >mastery of Jedi and Sith knowledge and force power secondary only to Sidious
        Cal Kestis would have a 0% chance against him in a straight fight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also
          >specifically rework his skillset to fight Jedi.
          Cal is pretty much Cin Drallig-lite, he wouldn't even last 3 seconds like he did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for a game that's so reliant on baked animations than real gameplay, the animation sure look like floaty dogshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This actually does concern me. The animations feel like a downgrade from the first game. I dunno that I'd call them floaty, though. Looks more stiff/stilted to me or something, can't quite put my finger on it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would you put "real gameplay" into Fallen Order?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all that stuff should've been in the first game.
      they legit did "we listened to the complaints from twitter for EA front 2" instead of properly researching what a "Jedi" games entails. Really shows how Respawn is that out of touch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can western devs not into animating combat? It all looks so lifeless, compare to any eastern action game and it's laughable.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dolph Lundgren voices Cal.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m actually playing fallen order right now and I don’t get the Voice acting for Cal. I’ve seen shameless the guy who plays Cal is great and capable of good acting. Was the voice direction just that shit or did they deliberately want him to just sound either emotionless or slightly cocky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To me he sounded like an unsure and unconfident teenage Padawan. Just the right type of guy to get topped by Merrin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but when he’s talking to BD or if you hit the splice button when there’s nothing to splice his dialogue with BD is kind of the prime example. And the unsure part I would get if every time he returned to the mantis he didn’t get all cocky and act like he’s the shit. To be honest though I’m not even far enough to have met that girl yet but I do kinda know a little about her. I just got the claws for climbing after fighting that Fallout 76 bat boss.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you killed the bat already then you've already met Merrin. As for his voice when he talks to BD, I don't think he should really need much emotion there. It's just a repeat dialogue passively thanking BD for giving him a stim or something. But you're right that he's also a little cocky, but I think he only behaves like that around friends like Cere and Greez. When he's talking to people he just meets, or to his enemies, he's always sounded much more afraid or cautious to me than cocky.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you’ve already met merrin
            Wait what? Is she like the bloodsister character or something? Or I’ve “met” her but I haven’t actually met her yet?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Correct, that is her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She looks like an old lady when you meet her, or at least I thought she looked like an old evil witch, but then she removes the shawl and hood and turns into a Jedi Padawan's first crush

                Oh shit nice. I’m not even mad that I was technically spoiled. I’m just glad that character wasn’t just wasted after leaving the planet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess it is a little bit of a spoiler, but there is much more that can be spoiled, so do your thing and finish the game then report back for debriefing before you see anymore spoilers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Roger roger

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She looks like an old lady when you meet her, or at least I thought she looked like an old evil witch, but then she removes the shawl and hood and turns into a Jedi Padawan's first crush

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She stole my heart, bros...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She stole my heart, bros...

                Ugly bitch + dumb samefag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah when he asks for a stim he sounds overwhelmed it’s great, it’s the dialogue when he’s climbing or when BD tells him a joke and he says in the most deadpan voice ever “good one”

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made him EVEN uglier, my goodness. Just when I thought we had reach peak westoid ugliness, they manage to one-up themselves. Genuinely impressed.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My hopes
    I don't care.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cast a gay actor who got famous for palyign a gay character
    >dont make Cal gay

    Missed opportunity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gay actor
      I thought he was dating the VA who played Merrin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he played a gay dude in the TV series Shameless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes but that was back before Twitter would go into conniptions for casting a straight actor to play a gay character

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably one of the best gay characters on TV if you don’t count animation. Then it’s ya fuckin boy Shore leave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gay actor
      I thought he was dating the VA who played Merrin?

      he played a gay dude in the TV series Shameless

      Probably one of the best gay characters on TV if you don’t count animation. Then it’s ya fuckin boy Shore leave

      that guy does the most degenerate gay shit in that show that i am surprised that he isn't gay

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, /ourguy/ is coming back right? He just got a little buried is all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this hobo was the only decently written part of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taron Chadlicos

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do it, man. I can't play these games. Every time I look at that actor, all I can see is his character from Shameless, where he played a literal gay antifa. Again, that's not hyperbole. His character arc is that he realizes he loves sucking cock and he goes around "bashing" conservative types.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you watch cancer like that? It's not good for you.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Sekiro gameplay, that's all.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played the first 20 minutes of this game; did they front-load all the dogshit gameplay or is there going to be this much mindless climbing throughout?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It took 2 tries to finally get into it. It actually does get better but fuck that first planet is just awful.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest issue with the first game was the massive difficulty spike in certain boss fights. The arena one in particular nearly made me give up on the game and it soured my experience.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If elwe can't fuck a Togruta or a Twilek, we riot.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i got an idea
    >lets make a lightsaber from this dumbass franchise but we'll add a laser hilt to it!
    >have a large chunk of metal exposed that can easily be shattered by the same weapon type because the hilt isn't a laser projection either, making it pointless

    I sure love it when people who don't understand weapons design this shit, it's so fucking funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>have a large chunk of metal exposed that can easily be shattered by the same weapon type because the hilt isn't a laser projection either, making it pointless
      But isn't that metal guard on the bottom of the laser crossguard? So it will still protect its user from burning his fingers, and if somehow your enemy is getting his lightsaber underneath the crossguard of your lightsaber then you've got bigger problems than accidentally cutting yourself on the guard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >goto guard
        >lasermemesword goes inbetween "guard" and laser from their overhead attack
        >cuts hilt
        >cuts your fingers/hand/arm off

        ebin

        Yes it's too bad more game designers aren't students of the blade like you, anon

        takes 2 minutes to understand the idea of a hilt and why it exists anon.

        For this to work logically (lol logic in starwars), the laser would have to fork from the exit point of the main blade.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          goes inbetween "guard" and laser from their overhead attack
          The beam for the crossguard comes from the same crystal as the beam for the blade itself, so it's not as simple as just cutting through the metal, there is lightsaber underneath that metal too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >laser collides with crossguard and shattered laser crystal or dislodges it
            >congrats you defended with your meatsack

            We know that sabers can be cut clean in half from the prequels, why is this even an argument? You need to think of these memeswords more like a blowtorch, the hottest point being the tip, the origin point of it is probably the weakest part of the sword.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon, that's from visual dictionary by Pablo Hidalgo. It's the best thing to reference given his dishonest record.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              collides with crossguard and shattered laser crystal or dislodges it
              The hypothetical ways in which you are describing the hilt of the crossguarded-lightsaber being destroyed are equally applicable to regular non-crossguarded hilts as well, so what are you arguing? You're arguing that if your opponent chops your lightsaber in half you're screwed... and that's true of all lightsabers.

              The ways in which Kylo uses his crossguard are never to catch the blade of another lightsaber--it's always used to directly damage an opponent, like when he leans into Finn to burn his shoulder with the crossguard. Or it has been used to defend against multiple non-lightsaber wielding foes, like the Praetorian Guards who have some type of electric magna-energy weapons or whatever the fuck, they don't cut through the hilt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never seen a good argument of what lightsabers forms would pair well with the crossguard. I've only seen form I, II, V and maybe VI being the closest candidates.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon if they were ganna hit you there with a lightsaber yoy are pretty much fucked even without the guard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all the more reason it makes it stupid.

            anon, that's from visual dictionary by Pablo Hidalgo. It's the best thing to reference given his dishonest record.

            i literally dont know/care who that is, regardless, it's silly

            collides with crossguard and shattered laser crystal or dislodges it
            The hypothetical ways in which you are describing the hilt of the crossguarded-lightsaber being destroyed are equally applicable to regular non-crossguarded hilts as well, so what are you arguing? You're arguing that if your opponent chops your lightsaber in half you're screwed... and that's true of all lightsabers.

            The ways in which Kylo uses his crossguard are never to catch the blade of another lightsaber--it's always used to directly damage an opponent, like when he leans into Finn to burn his shoulder with the crossguard. Or it has been used to defend against multiple non-lightsaber wielding foes, like the Praetorian Guards who have some type of electric magna-energy weapons or whatever the fuck, they don't cut through the hilt.

            when you watch the movies, you always see the 2 fighters collide weapons, or both lean into them staring at eachother like some dumbass cliche. With this "hilt" it just allows the one without one to bring their sword downwards to disable it easily.
            most hilts are there to lock enemy swords in place after a blow to try and disarm or throw off their balance, it serves no purpose within this universe except for the two instances you have described. it makes it feel cheap as it's written solely just for one purpose, "too look cool" aka memesword

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >when you watch the movies, you always see the 2 fighters collide weapons, or both lean into them staring at eachother like some dumbass cliche. With this "hilt" it just allows the one without one to bring their sword downwards to disable it easily.
              Both would be capable of "bringing their sword downwards to disable it easily". Tell me how somehow not having a hilt makes it impossible for your opponent to slide his lightsaber down yours and hit your hilt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Both would be capable of "bringing their sword downwards to disable it easily". Tell me how somehow not having a hilt makes it impossible for your opponent to slide his lightsaber down yours and hit your hilt.

                You do realize one with the hilt is at a straight disadvantage due to they would need more time to pull away and limit their swing direction because of this fake hilt, yes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You do realize one with the hilt is at a straight disadvantage due to they would need more time to pull away and limit their swing direction because of this fake hilt, yes?
                No, why would that be true? Because their lightsaber weighs a couple pounds more? Because you think they might cut themselves on their crossguard somehow even though it has a metal rail to prevent that?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's a boomer storyboard writer at Lucasfilm that is largely ignored. The books he writes are utter dog shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's too bad more game designers aren't students of the blade like you, anon

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont even know if im hyped enough to pay 15 dollars to EA play + to play this shit at launch

    i like star wars, but uh, theyve shown nothing about this game at all

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look hungover

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's just tired from too much sex with his qt space witch gf

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the combat so janky and easy? I beat it on the hardest difficulty on my first playthrough. I wish some of the treasure boxes weren't just color palette.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I beat it on the hardest difficulty on my first playthrough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to. The game isn't hard at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I found it difficult (or rather, annoying/frustrating) at times precisely because of the jank. With a game like Sekiro I felt like I clearly understood the timing/rhythm of parries after enough time with the game, but I don't think I ever got that with Fallen Order. Felt more like you might as well flip a coin every time and maybe you'll hit your parry, maybe you won't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a skill issue, since people are able to make "perfect parry, no hit" playthroughs on grandmaster.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok so since lightsabers are plasma blades they don't really get heavier the longer you make them, right? so why doesn't everyone have like a really fucking long saber to auto win fights? maybe sidearm a smaller one when the saber-lance becomes impractical like in a tight space or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so why doesn't everyone have like a really fucking long saber to auto win fights?
      They do, its called a dual-phase which allow one to extent or shorten the blade. Some even change crystals, which can change the color.
      > maybe sidearm a smaller one when the saber-lance becomes impractical like in a tight space or something
      Those exist, remember Yoda's short saber?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, from my understanding of the lore (and of course, take this with a grain of salt—it's certainly not consistent), a lightsaber is basically pure energy. It's so intense that it sort of 'pushes back' at you (kind of like it has thrust), and it's incredibly difficult for non-Force users to control and wield effectively. See, e.g., the Mandalorian when he tries using the darksaber—it's like it has a ton of weight to it. So I think this zweihander-esque form is basically just cranking up the energy output, giving you slower / 'heavier' attacks that wouldn't be practical in all combat scenarios

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much, its why Adegan Crystals and illum Crystals are so desired. They make the lightsaber easier to handle. On the flip side, Using Syn-Crystals makes it more harder to handle.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the game and want more Merrin in my life. It's a shame she's not allowed to have any impact on the plot.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >improved combat
    >improved performance
    >improved story
    >improved visuals
    >rewards more than just pink ponchos
    Somehow I doubt they will have any cute girls like Merrin or Trilla
    All they literally have to do is not drop the ball

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first game implies that merrin is a lesbian. no doubt they will make cal gay too because his actor is known for playing a gay character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has been debunked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She winks because she knows cal kills her after she kidnaps his new boyfriend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't really imply anything, though. She's just being cheeky. Also she's not even talking about the sequel here, this was back when the first game came out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This has also been debunked.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >le idea

            So it's nothing. Just an extra bit of fanservice to tease you shipping gays without actually committing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Merrin will get LIMED!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank god

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get sex scenes with Merrin, but she's dressed modestly and just pegs Cal. Objectification of women in video games remains a recurrent problem and this is also a good opportunity to deconstruct gender norms about sexual activity.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys think they are going to kill him off, or will he live on to help luke skywalker rebuild the order?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or will he live on to help luke skywalker rebuild the order?

      The Jedi order was never rebuilt by TFA, so Cal is going to die either way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Die or run and hide

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly death is a better option for him. Do you really want to see cal get the bitter old man treatment and live long enough to see the results of his fucks ups? I mean, the force-sensitive slave kid in TLJ was indirectly caused by him lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i meant jedi academy sorry. we see that in TLJ

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just saying a gun would be nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it's confirmed that Cal will have a ranged sidearm in this game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just saying a gun would be nice

        He's wearing a blaster in promo art

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And there are blaster skins as pre-order bonuses too

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leaks say Merrin isn't even in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just haven't shown her in the trailers because it would spoil the fact that she's 9 months pregnant with Cal's third child by the time the game starts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The piss leaking out of your cock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be fucking retarded. why add a new character at the end of the first game but not have her in the next

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To piss you off specifically, probably

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tina Ivlev is going to public events with Cameron Monaghan, I'm pretty sure she's in the sequel... either that or he felt pity they didn't cast her and is bringing her around to help her network for more roles. But I'd go with the first reason.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's banging Tina Ivlev IRL but I hope it means they're back together in the game, too

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no costumes
    Why? The exploration sucks, the backtracking sucks, you can't tear the mal apart with your gay saber or the Force, the characters are all soulless and they couldn't care enough to design some shitty hobo clothes with a hoodie? Did they just waste all the money on graphics and Forest PISSING Whitaker? Was EA pissed off because they couldn't find a way to add microtransactions in this game? I just got this game on PsPlus, I need answers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why?
      It was Respawn Entertainment's first time ever making a game that's not an FPS. They probably just ran out of time to implement actual loot/gear/stats systems, and then just made the "loot" into cosmetic ponchos and saber hilts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about most of what you're saying, but one thing I really don't understand about singleplayer games like these is why they lack so much customization? It seems like developers really underestimate the amount of time or in-game cash I'm willing to spend in order to collect cool outfits, adornments, weapon skins, ship skins, and what not. How hard can it really be for them to put up a "shop NPC" somewhere in one of the hub locations where you can buy all kinds of cosmetic shit from him? The game has some, but not nearly enough as it could or should--and what they do have I don't care about, like the gay ponchos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't believe they made a game where you have to backtrack all the way in some weird designed map because... somehow... the jedi kid forgot how to use his jedi powers. All of that for you to unlock some pink freaking poncho that looks like shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't always mind when you have to go back to a location or map to backtrack and get collectibles, but when you have to go back to the same places again and again for story-related reasons, then it becomes clear the locations are being used like that so the developers can skimp on creating different areas for you to go to instead. Like Dragon Age II forcing you to navigate the same dungeons again, and again, and again, for story quests.

          Hopefully this next game features much more planets and much larger environments for us to explore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First Metroidvania, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the characters are all soulless
      I do not agree with this assessment. If not for the characters I don't think I would've enjoyed the game nearly as much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't finished it yet but so far the alien-looking Nig and the italian-american midget alien are boring as fuck. The mc is also bland. Hell, just make a game with a villain as the mc, I don't care about rebels and wookies

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not expecting Merrin to be a full-blown dike

    Anon I don't know what to say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how Merrin could be a dike but she is a witch with weird powers so who knows

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would there children end up like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What would there children end up like?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Count me out if he doesn't return

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo with froggo?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My hopes are like going from nugow to Ragnarok, less cutscenes/shorter cutscenes and more gameplay.
    And the result will be the same (it gets worse)
    Also im guessing the "puzzles" will go the same route. Your droid or other companions will immediately quip the solution before you even realize there is a puzzle.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand Ganker. Sometimes I thing I do but then something like Fallen Order / Jedi Survivor happens.

    Basically, alright game (6-7 out of 10, maybe more if you're SW fan) gets released. It's alright, people play it, talk a bit about it, and then move on. After several months they announce a sequel. Instead of "wow, cool, let's hope they won't fuck this up" Ganker loses it's shit over fucking beard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's weird, I don't see anyone talking about that here but you, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50% of these threads are thirsting after Merrin. 50% of Youtube discussion is thirsting after Merrin. 50% of Reddit discussion is thirsting after Merrin. 50% of Twitter discussion is thirsting after Merrin. But, aside from all the horny posting, there's also a general hype for the game among the normie community. Star Wars execs must expect this game to sell well after showing it off at the Game Awards with all that stage design that went into the presentation and the reveal of the first trailer. But if they don't cash in on a Merrin romance, or worse, make Cal gay, then you can expect all discussion of this game to come to an abrupt halt a week after it's release.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope that somehow trilla survives and becomes kal's cumdump

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