My name is Link, y'all. I'm straight outta Hyrule. Been on the force of good. Since 1986, old school

My name is Link, y'all
I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good
Since 1986, old school
I'm bringing you a laid back
Summertime jam
>Hold on a minute, Link
Hey, what's up, old man?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whack

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah...
    you wanna play with your mario games
    i had a big raims is a big taims
    cause mario might be super
    but i'm super duper

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are now nostalgic for Starbomb
    society is collapsing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers
      OP is a millennial jack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers are 27 years old now, they have kids even. nobody that followed egoraptor during the newgrounds era still follows any of his new shit they pander to zoomers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >27yos are zoomers
          ok

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >27 year olds aren’t zoomers
            Um, yeah, moronic baby department? I think I’ve found an escapee

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talking with an audio filter isnt rapping or music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what pretty much every rapper does
      Listen to Tupac or Biggie or jayz or whoever

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU KRATOS

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a world full of uncertainty I can always count on seeing this Kangaroo winding up a punch in every Zelda thread. Thank you

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice song but could’ve find another punchline than penis lol

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single song they did was the exact same.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once upon a time in the Land of Hyrule, everyone was OK and everything was cool.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a huge gap between the 2nd and 3rd albums but I don’t know if I could tell you a single song from the 3rd one besides the Kingdom Hearts one (which I remember felt dumb, due to not covering the actual complicated parts of the series)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah dude Tryforce has several good tracks. Welcome to the Mario Party is probably my favorite on that album because it’s a bop. You’ve also got Hardest Game in the World, A Boy and His Boat, Filling In The Name Of, and that track with all of their failed song ideas. Arin Checks the Mic is also a great skit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I think I remember the Boy and his Boat, now that you reminded me, but nothing else left an impression. I only listened to the whole album once years ago though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t blame you. Starbomb songs are like that. They either really get your goat or they’re one and dones. Hopefully the fourth album isn’t hot garbage but I don’t have high hopes.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside for the true kings

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

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