My suspension of disbelief immediately plummets when I see a 10 foot tall knight, clad head-to-toe in plate armor doing 30 foot flips in a Medieval Fa...

My suspension of disbelief immediately plummets when I see a 10 foot tall knight, clad head-to-toe in plate armor doing 30 foot flips in a Medieval Fantasy setting.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just think he's corny, berserk is gay

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*pushes up glasses and smirks*
    >Well ackshually he couldn't flip in that armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a video game....

      >My suspension of disbelief
      Is that before or after you fight the magic lazer-shooting butterfly or the lightning-bolt shooting snake people? Or the knights that shoot homing arrows and the mushroom people that punch the shit out of you?

      the zombies, hydra, dragons and gigantic busterswords didn't break it first?

      >h-h-hahaha you SEE! this thing not making sense is....actually le GOOD because other thing bad!
      Why is modern Ganker discussion so shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts reddit frog
        >tries to lecture people on quality of posting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >frog
          >filename
          Fuck off gay!

          Dumb frogmoron.

          Pepe board. Ywnbaw.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >frog
        >filename
        Fuck off gay!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see all 22 frogs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >say something stupid
        >get ridiculed
        >why is modern Ganker discussion so shit
        In the old day we would've just called you a retarded gaymoron and flamed you for lulz, newfag.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its shit because i saw this same exact thread the other day, maybe come up with some new material to talk about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it does make sense, you're just retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb frogmoron.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's magic armor

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a video game....

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My suspension of disbelief
    Is that before or after you fight the magic lazer-shooting butterfly or the lightning-bolt shooting snake people? Or the knights that shoot homing arrows and the mushroom people that punch the shit out of you?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the zombies, hydra, dragons and gigantic busterswords didn't break it first?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're not strong enough

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fantasy armor design peaked here

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kinda gay ngl

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the 10 foot tall knight growing to 20 feet tall and doing electrical buttslams didn't?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't be upset, just play a game you can play on easy mode

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spoken like a gay scrub that doesn't have at least 34 strength and 18 dexterity.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps you missed the ‘fantasy’ part of what you just said.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fuck why does this have to happen all the time

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking glass and fume knight are the best knights in armor fights. Just heavy, plodding, punishing, slow, fair and hit hard. Fuck Velstad'ts good too. DS2 has awesome bosses.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my suspension of disbelief immediately plummets when I see your dumb ass post gay

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seeking realism in video games
    Just stick with reading books or something, idk. You're in the wrong hobby though

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And it wasn't when a giant bird picks you up after fighting a literal demon in an undead asylum in the first 5 minutes of gameplay?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My suspension of disbelief doesn't break when I see mitsubishi pajero 2006 in a fantasy game, because I've seen fireball once
    OP is a gay, but argument of "just stop noticing bullshit, there is magic and dragons lol"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boss is just guts

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what DS2 bosses are like. I'm at Iron Keep and I haven't fought one without summons.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times are you gonna make the same thread?
    Hispanices

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