My suspension of disbelief immediately plummets when I see a 10 foot tall knight, clad head-to-toe in plate armor doing 30 foot flips in a Medieval Fantasy setting.
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i just think he's corny, berserk is gay
>*pushes up glasses and smirks*
>Well ackshually he couldn't flip in that armor
>h-h-hahaha you SEE! this thing not making sense is....actually le GOOD because other thing bad!
Why is modern Ganker discussion so shit?
>posts reddit frog
>tries to lecture people on quality of posting
Pepe board. Ywnbaw.
>frog
>filename
Frick off homosexual!
I want to see all 22 frogs
>say something stupid
>get ridiculed
>why is modern Ganker discussion so shit
In the old day we would've just called you a moronic homosexualBlack person and flamed you for lulz, newbie.
its shit because i saw this same exact thread the other day, maybe come up with some new material to talk about
But it does make sense, you're just moronic
Dumb frogBlack person.
It's magic armor
It's a video game....
>My suspension of disbelief
Is that before or after you fight the magic lazer-shooting butterfly or the lightning-bolt shooting snake people? Or the knights that shoot homing arrows and the mushroom people that punch the shit out of you?
the zombies, hydra, dragons and gigantic busterswords didn't break it first?
you're not strong enough
fantasy armor design peaked here
kinda gay ngl
So the 10 foot tall knight growing to 20 feet tall and doing electrical buttslams didn't?
don't be upset, just play a game you can play on easy mode
Spoken like a homosexual scrub that doesn't have at least 34 strength and 18 dexterity.
Perhaps you missed the ‘fantasy’ part of what you just said.
jesus frick why does this have to happen all the time
Looking glass and fume knight are the best knights in armor fights. Just heavy, plodding, punishing, slow, fair and hit hard. Frick Velstad'ts good too. DS2 has awesome bosses.
my suspension of disbelief immediately plummets when I see your dumb ass post homosexual
>seeking realism in video games
Just stick with reading books or something, idk. You're in the wrong hobby though
And it wasn't when a giant bird picks you up after fighting a literal demon in an undead asylum in the first 5 minutes of gameplay?
>My suspension of disbelief doesn't break when I see mitsubishi pajero 2006 in a fantasy game, because I've seen fireball once
OP is a homosexual, but argument of "just stop noticing bullshit, there is magic and dragons lol"
Ok
>boss is just guts
I don't even know what DS2 bosses are like. I'm at Iron Keep and I haven't fought one without summons.
How many times are you gonna make the same thread?
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