My wife is so loyal she can dodge others' dick for days

My wife is so loyal she can dodge others' dick for days

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except when they're Black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, then it's forever instead of days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How will the 3-incher and his pet pisscord trannies ever recover?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          black people on average, have the smallest penises in the world...thats why the constant propoganda, im black btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that first post must have destroyed OP's mind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino and artistically canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys mutt

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an actual romance in this game or what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there is a Chad that has a singing girlfriend. He might let you watch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so this big tittied woman is just for show? I can have lesbian romance in this game at all?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. At least not involving the player character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Io and the MC care about each other a lot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not with the main character. I mean Io would probably be down to smash if all 3 endings didn't result in bad shit.

      For other characters? There is an Edgelord who has dibs on Big titty singer girl in the red dress.
      The tank bro has a giant cat girl who wants his dick but he's a fag about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No persona style shit, it has cute moments between MC and Io and only with her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a lot of lines
        Ganker can call this game trash all it wants but the devs cared about it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad it unironically is trash.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Filtered

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are a lot of anime hating goons like this clown

          Too bad it unironically is trash.

          Just ignore them, they are angry because they were told cutting their dicks would turn them into women and now they have realized it is all a lie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shame about the game itself being bad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It will get a sequel because I need my god eater itch

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You will get a God Eater sequel.
              In fact Code Vein was just a glorified GE ad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this reminds me of the video iron pineapple made of the game when he got fed up with the npc lines after the first 10 minutes lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Iron Pineapple reviewed Code Vein when it launched. His critique was... scathing at best.

            He specifically roasted the cathedral zone, and the second version annoying npc companion chatterboxes and the horrific story. It was quite a long video but those are the points I remember him hitting the hardest.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know about e-celebs. Does this particular e-celeb have a big clout among players?
              I remember how a certain e-celeb pretty much destroyed the first Nioh to the point where most Souls players ignored the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is one of the biggest Souls content creators, yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then the game was doomed from the start.
                RIP Code Vein, you indeed will never get a sequel.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Filtered
              >Retarded
              >What
              His opinion can be safely discarded

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That wasn't a review. That was some gay and his friend hot-taking the game and cutting a video of them bitching at it. Christ, you people listen to people like that? AND you call that a "review"?

              I haven't even played the game I was just here for titty bitches and saw there was actual conversation. You seriously cannot possibly think this person should be an authority on fuck-all. "Biggest Souls content creator" - that's not credible and you should be ashamed for even mentioning that person because based on the Code Vein video that's someone who I would be surprised could say something that doesn't sound like a hot-take. Souls players are fucking brain damaged (and I know I was one) because they make huge fucking lore videos based on flimsy evidence and because people are so bad at piecing together stories that some dipshit who fills in the gaps with hot bullshit sounds like a genius to them. Souls fans are now some of the most disingenuous bootlickers in the whole industry putting up with sequels and DLC that take two steps back for every one step forward and ignore the two steps back.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not "Biggest"

                "One of the biggest" and he actually is. I am no fan of his, but to pretend he doesn't have the clout he does is obtuse at best.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of the comments on the video were people enjoying the game, though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have missed the point.

                My problem is that the fucker was brought up as CREDIBLE. And all you saw was a chance to nitpick at "not one of the biggest". Doesn't matter if he was the biggest or smallest the point is that he's clearly not worth listening to because he doesn't present points in a clear manner just fucking soundclips he makes with his friend.

                Any mention of this person should be followed by derision and I felt like someone here wasted my time sharing someone who I was misled to think had something critical to say about this game.

                And by the way:
                https://soundcloud.com/reisalin-stout/21-human-qua-human-code-vein-original-soundtrack-ost
                This song is fucking amazing and probably redeems this entire game for all its faults.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that regardless of how credible he is he DOES have clout behind his videos. The aforementioned video - whether you call it a review or hot take - does have influence and impact on the community since Code Vein is still a "Souls-like" and literally millions have watched it. Calling him out for having a clickbait video is completely justifiable, but pretending his words had no weight within the fandom is incredibly naive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why should you or I care about his fucking clout or what the community thinks about him or his worthless opinions. We're here to find out if this game is good or not and discuss it and spending one goddamn second thinking about this guy doesn't achieve any of that. There's nothing of value bringing up someone like this, it is wholly better to pretend like these people don't exist because all that's been achieved here is a reminder of why I fucking hate the Souls community and their "leadership" and I haven't learned fuck-all more about this game.

                That's it man, that's all I have to say on this. I'm just going to listen to the soundtrack and fuck off.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Code Vein is a perfect 15-18 dollar Souls-game, because yeah there are some rough parts and cut corners, occasionally feels like you're playing a cheap game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. There is this 2B big titty girl that can sing, but only if your name is Jack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to mod it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only girl interested in you in such way and that the game teases romance with, dies in every single ending.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. The cast is made of cybergoth vampires so you expect something like Devilman-tier of vampires tearing each other to pieces and having rough sex. Instead you get Kingdom Hearts-level of blushing and two grown adults being too scared to hug each other.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our wife

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna kiss mia's collarbones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of weirdo likes collarbones?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting another flat tsundere when I saw her design.
      I was surprised when I played the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mia would easily be best girl if Io wasn't also in her game.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sequel when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering how much fucking money bamco is drowning in from Elden Ring probably fairly soon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the opposite, anon.
        The Elden Ring money means that Bandai Namco doesn't need to their own in-house Soulslike: they can just publish anything From makes and just collect the cash with zero risk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever. It's another forgettable Souls clone like Immortal Unchained or Ashen.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute tree

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute couple

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry wrong pic

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ending songs are the two talking to each other
    KINO KINO KINO

    FUCK BAMCO WHERE IS THE SEQUEL???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will never get a sequel because it's a mediocre game.
      Note how you talk about everything, from the music to the characters to the dialog, except the gameplay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GAMEPLAY SISTERS WE GOT TOO COCKY CHOPPY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"gameplay is a meme and doesn't matter"
          I love how this opinion is universal among anime game fans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gameplay is better than Souls, just needs more polish

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting, you’re wife looks startlingly similar to mine
    I’m still real glad I finally found my waifu, took years getting here but I’ve never been happier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow. They do look similiar yeah, but last I checked my wife's name isn't Io so we are good don't worry

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch "Souls veteran" play Code Vein
    >no Gifts, just R1 and dodge rolling against bosses with HP pools that account for your DPS with Gifts
    But why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watch "Souls veteran" play any action game
      >no use of the game's toolset or gameplay mechanics, just the basic attack and dodge / rolling against every single enemy, while bitching about the game not having i-frames

      Fixed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watch "Souls veteran" play any action game
      >no use of the game's toolset or gameplay mechanics, just the basic attack and dodge / rolling against every single enemy, while bitching about the game not having i-frames

      Fixed.

      many such cases
      then they have the nerve to complain about it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

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