Mystra, the goddess of magic, the Lady of Might and the Mistress of Magic...and a groomer of young lads.

Mystra, the goddess of magic, the Lady of Might and the Mistress of Magic...and a groomer of young lads.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shota lovers unite

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /ss/ is the hottest shit ever.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 has all the fetishes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is Mystra just a turbo bawd ?
      >she fricked Elminster a million years ago
      >she fricked Gale

      She probably loves foot massages

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Balding Gay 3 is crass porn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, stop shilling this moronic shit. All sex scenes are mid as frick and doesn't do anything that much different than ME did decade ago. The only difference is that you can get a glimpse of genitals here and there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fact: The Forgotten Realms setting is just a vehicle to contain the creator's fetishes.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mystra just a turbo bawd ?
    >she fricked Elminster a million years ago
    >she fricked Gale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slept with two people in a century
      maybe by god standards, but she doesnt even ping on a bard's radar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slept with two people in a century
      maybe by god standards, but she doesnt even ping on a bard's radar

      lol
      lmao

      Mystra has fricked practically every major male Mage in the setting and plenty others besides. The guy who wrote and created this setting is a free love hippie who thinks constant sex with anything and everything is a great idea so his world and creations reflect that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        brb, becoming a mage

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mystra when there's a new crop of teenage boys ready to be harvested

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      https://i.imgur.com/HZpaa9h.jpg

      Mystra, the goddess of magic, the Lady of Might and the Mistress of Magic...and a groomer of young lads.

      This is a really nice lore tidbit by Minsc actually.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i thought finally a good looking female character without the hag line, but they really can't help

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's into mommydom, she has to look the part

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shes thousands of years old bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can smell her perfume

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be molested by a goddess with huge milkers
    It's so fricking over bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not as great as you think. It messed up with your mind.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They actually made her look similar to her portrait from one of the books, cool

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gale fricked this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She liked him only for his magical power.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tired meme

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she already ancient? Most guys are little boys to her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. But it's strange that the witches make an effort to conceal them at a young age. Implies she already goes after that that early.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any other hotties I'm that D&D universe of yours?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eilistraee, a very benevolent, likeable drow goddess, who dances naked in the moonlight. She accepts everyone even a human can become her paladin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit meme god.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of the few gods who are not c**ts and who are worthy of being devoted to.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Eilistraee
          https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Eilistraee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, she's only for elves, and she's also sexist against men though not as much as lolth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lelth is hard femdom.
          Eilistra is gentle one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really, she's only for elves
          She accepts only women as her clerics, true, but you can be her human male paladin.

          "The worshipers of Eilistraee mostly consisted of those drow who hoped to escape the danger and darkness of the Underdark and Lolth's evil, taking back their place in the surface world. However, in line with her ideals, Eilistraee would welcome beings of all races (though, among her non-drow followers, elves, humans, and especially half-elves were the most numerous)." - this was wrritten by Ed himself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      D&D used to be full of hot chicks until the hellscape of modern times

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The purest form of love

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gale fricked this
    >But you can't even if you worship Mystra
    Cuck game

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >virgin priest of myrkul vs chad priest of grumbar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The forgotten realms pantheon is so shitty. There was like zero forethought put into designing it, they just throw in and remove shit at random.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it partially the result of certain game sessions that got added into the lore?
        Like how characters get get elevated to godhood in BG3, and that might become official lore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

        Isn't it partially the result of certain game sessions that got added into the lore?
        Like how characters get get elevated to godhood in BG3, and that might become official lore.

        All DND lore is kind of haphazardly thrown together - you can ignore or rewrite literally anything you want for your games or just use a completely homebrew setting.
        Most people playing tabletop don't play in an official setting unless they're doing something like Strahd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but the reason to use a setting and not just homebrew up shit like a pantheon yourself is because you want something that already works. Not just a random grabbag of random shit with tons of overlap and conflicts. Players like religions with organized structure and symmetry there are X gods each with dominion over Y domains just like there are X base attributes and days of the week (named after each of the gods). Shit like that. Each god has their own cult but there is a broader religion that warships them all as a unified godhead. Its a pain for me to just come up with that shit on the spot it'd be better if I could just use an existing pantheon that already thought all this shit out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Players like...
            Any attempt at a broad statement like this relating to DnD will fail. Players are as varied as the stars in the sky which is why tables can be completely different despite playing the same game.

            That said just porting existing schemas into your homebrew is perfectly fine and easily done, especially if there's any planar frickery at all going on in which case you can literally just have Faerun or whatever setting you want be planar-adjacent.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, its 100% true for all players. Not a single player prefers a random collection of trash. I've asked every player and they all agreed. They also all said you're gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >priest of
      >priest of
      >priest of
      >priest of
      >priest of
      >DWARVEN PRIEST of clangeddin silverbeard
      man way to call him out, not cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Pathfinder pantheon better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is incredibly shit taste considering how Pathfinders pantheon is easily the most lifeless and bland pantheon ever made for a fantasy RPG.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beholder Cult Leader

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Minister of Ao
      For what purpose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am a dwarven priest of Talos

      So based my bros

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Githyanki in BG3 are probably the shittiest looking fantasy race I ever saw. Like who the frick thought this is okay to release? Even your character looks like moronic MJ's step-cousin who just fell face first into a vat full of green idiot juice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          BG3 in general has perhaps the worst art direction I've seen in an RPG. Every armor set looked like cheap larp-tier trash.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Every armor set looked like cheap larp-tier trash.
            Fricking finally. Like who the frick even did that, it all looks so fricking cheap and gaudy. Not to mention that literal starting armors look like BG2 endgame shit.
            Then again, that is symptomatic for the game as a whole:
            >flashy, high fidelity visuals to cover up lacking art style
            >overly flowery speech to hide how shit the writing is
            >supercool things happening constantly to mask that the story is utter and absolute garbage

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Every armor set looked like cheap larp-tier trash.
            Fricking finally. Like who the frick even did that, it all looks so fricking cheap and gaudy. Not to mention that literal starting armors look like BG2 endgame shit.
            Then again, that is symptomatic for the game as a whole:
            >flashy, high fidelity visuals to cover up lacking art style
            >overly flowery speech to hide how shit the writing is
            >supercool things happening constantly to mask that the story is utter and absolute garbage

            it's unfortunately not surprising how bad the armor is given the absolute state of modern fantasy, I found a handful of good ones like the hide armor, luminous armor and the one wizard robe you get in act 3 at Sorcerous Sundries (the one Elminster wears)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they're pretty gay. I only played because of the Silver Sword but got tired and dropped the campaign just before act 2.

          whos the b***h on the right?

          Shart

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not entirely disagreeing with you, but the anon above you needs to work on picking preset faces better, along with avoiding beards for Githyanki altogether. Oh, and avoiding moronic haircuts at all cost. You people need to learn some basic aesthetics if you want to looksmax the uglier races.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Giths look pretty well compared to how they used to look back in the day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moronic weeb, they're literally a race of space frogs. They aren't supposed to look good.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            look good =/= look attractive

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Todd, who let you out of Microsoft's dungeons?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Pelinal even taking the time to speak to an elf
              this is not lore accurate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whos the b***h on the right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shadowhart with her hair down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Priest of Ao
      >BUH BUH NO POWERS AND-
      PRIEST OF AO
      The only Christian choice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Worshiping Ao is the only one that takes TRUE faith.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >AO
        >Alpha Omega
        How did I never see this until now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man, Western artists back then really couldn't draw for shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Priestesses of Shar and Selune are very effay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this image originally from?
      Also Priest(ess?) of Sune.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    midstra

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looks so goofy. I'm glad I didn't buy into this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like a eurojank game with a massive scope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eurojank is a badge of honor

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >adding vibrance/saturation
              >sharpening
              >probably some other RAW bullshit filter going on
              Who are you trying to fool, anon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                those screenshots are all stock and unedited, thoughever.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, no they are not. Not the ones posted above.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but yes they are

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say, 'tard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hates fun

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    now I'll play your game

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have 0 romance with milfs in bg3, shit gayme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are not supposed to find old hags attractive

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women are objectively better than men, think about it sexually
    they have booba, they have pussa
    >tfw no dommy mommy gf

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt she sleep with each of her choosen or was this just with Elminster?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >'The Mystra'
      It's not her name?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how can you even defeat this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your not supposed to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't. Mystra is like, the second strongest entity in the forgotten realms ITT, maybe even the strongest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, she isn't. Ever since the ToT Gods draw their power directly from the amount of worshippers they have and how often they're called upon, whether in fear or reverence. That means beings like Chauntea and Lathander are actually the most powerful since they have domains over the most important things, such as light, warmth, food, and shelter. Practically every peasant and farmer in the setting worships Chauntea.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ToT
            what's his power level

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't, she's a goddess of near supreme power, only Ao is higherthan Mystra. It's like trying to fight Caine, you'd have to be a moron to even attempt it and if you do, you're fricked no matter what.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Experienced partner with a younger protegee is an objectively perfect sexual dynamic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely, true for both genders.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >post screenshot with UI turned off
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Minsc that knowledgeable
    Wasn't he borderline moronic with INT stat 7? Also no reference on hamster fricking and the unique promiscuity of hamster ova, which will allow him to breed the race of gigantic swordweilding humsters. I suspect the Minsc is doppelganger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think Minsc is way smarter than he lets on.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >become Cleric of AO
    >gain the strongest powers
    >override all other cleric powers
    >destroy all the other gods
    >Deus Vult

    aooo
    lmao

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