D44M. It's like eternal but you only have to stop the flow of combat to watch a little cutscene of doomguy fricking some demon up if you need health or ammo, not all the fricking time.
>Hard Reset
kinda bad but cool aesthetic >FC3 Blood Dragon
genine trash >CoJ Gunslinger
CoD with cowboys
The frick is you talking about?
Problem: you're low on health.
solutions in D44m:
1. Glory Kill
2. Find a medkit (but medkit healing is like 1/4 of nominal on nightmare lol, genuinely moronic design decision)
3. Find armor (same as medkit)
4. Use Siphon grenade (need Equipment power rune for full potential, need enemies to stand in AoE)
5. megahealth (lol)
solutions in DE:
1. Glory kill
2. Find a medkit (thankfully not nerfed on NM)
3. Find armor (same)
4. Upgraded Ice bomb drops TONS health
5. Flame belch drops armor = green health basically
6. Meathook gives armor = green health
7. blood punch gives health
8. megahealth (lol)
Often when I'm low in DE the best solution is to freeze-flame-punch a group of enemies, instant 200/150
2016. It’s just fun, run around blowing shit up however you want. Eternal is weapon swap spam: the game. You play the game in 2016, but Eternal plays you.
Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao 😛 THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fricking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*
Not buying a single Bethesda game ever again after I learned how they treat their employees.
Doom (2016)
Uh, Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods: Part I
it's the greatest fps of all time
D44M. It's like eternal but you only have to stop the flow of combat to watch a little cutscene of doomguy fricking some demon up if you need health or ammo, not all the fricking time.
Eternal is much less reliant on glory kills.
The frick is you talking about?
Postal 2 Paradise Lost
Hard Reset
FC3 Blood Dragon
CoJ Gunslinger
Rise of the Triad remake
Superhot
that's just a short list
nuZoom sucks donkey anus
>Hard Reset
kinda bad but cool aesthetic
>FC3 Blood Dragon
genine trash
>CoJ Gunslinger
CoD with cowboys
Problem: you're low on health.
solutions in D44m:
1. Glory Kill
2. Find a medkit (but medkit healing is like 1/4 of nominal on nightmare lol, genuinely moronic design decision)
3. Find armor (same as medkit)
4. Use Siphon grenade (need Equipment power rune for full potential, need enemies to stand in AoE)
5. megahealth (lol)
solutions in DE:
1. Glory kill
2. Find a medkit (thankfully not nerfed on NM)
3. Find armor (same)
4. Upgraded Ice bomb drops TONS health
5. Flame belch drops armor = green health basically
6. Meathook gives armor = green health
7. blood punch gives health
8. megahealth (lol)
Often when I'm low in DE the best solution is to freeze-flame-punch a group of enemies, instant 200/150
Glory kills give ammo too and eternal has half the ammo. You need to do them b***hes all the time in eternal, in D44M it's when you frick up only.
>Glory kills give ammo too
every kills gives ammo in D44m
GKs don't give ammo in De, chainsaw does
>You need to do them b***hes all the time in eternal
maybe if you suck
Prodeus
Dusk
Amid Evil
2016. It’s just fun, run around blowing shit up however you want. Eternal is weapon swap spam: the game. You play the game in 2016, but Eternal plays you.
Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao 😛 THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fricking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*
Overwatch
Ultrakill blood healing is better than glory kills in every way
>no watching micro cutscenes
>works on bosses
>mogs your game with a 27 year old engine
nothing personnel
wow I love shooting uh... red humanoids and gray humanoids and uhh... Amazon delivery drones
Ion Fury was cool but it's nothing amazing.
>troony garbage
lmfao yeah right.
Halo 5
Halo Infinite
COD:MW 2019
COD:MW2 2022
Overwatch
Gundam Evo
Deep Rock Galactic shits on Zoom Eternal
Deep Rock Galactic
Ultrakill