Name one thing he did wrong

Name one thing he did wrong

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was really gross, probably smelled pretty bad

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he won. Nothing but super mutants across the entire wasteland. Would they build back better than regular humans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Supermutants would be lead by the smartest thing around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean "turn everyone into a giant musclechad" is a good idea when the world is an irradiated hellhole but of course it's a video game so it's full of stupid flaws, namely:

      1) most super mutants have an IQ of like 60
      2) they're impotent

      i'm all for transhumanism but turning everyone into an impotent retard seems like the wrong play, FEV needs some serious refinement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1) most super mutants have an IQ of like 60
        They seem inconsistent with this. 2 makes it out that most are more like Marcus, and they mention the more radiation blasted you are the more chances for the mutation process to be fucked, hence them wanting Vault locations.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean "turn everyone into a giant musclechad" is a good idea when the world is an irradiated hellhole but of course it's a video game so it's full of stupid flaws, namely:

          1) most super mutants have an IQ of like 60
          2) they're impotent

          i'm all for transhumanism but turning everyone into an impotent retard seems like the wrong play, FEV needs some serious refinement.

          Supposedly his leuteninents were not telling him about the impotency problem, maybe they were thinking getting non irradiated humans would have yielded mutants that were fertile, or at least better subjects that they could see if the problem was fixable or not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Were they? I think the only way you can tell him in FO1 about the impotency is when you take a holotape from the Brotherhood and you need a high enough science or speech I think to articulate the issue. The Master is either a fucking moron or the Vault Dweller is incapable of explaining why not having babies is bad for a society lol.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you had to make the master check with his lieutenants to confirm you were telling the truth.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, actually yeah you're right. I guess it's both? I could have sworn when that happens it's implied that they also find out at the same time?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              His issue is that he doesn't believe it if you show him proof, you need a high enough speech to convince him it's legit and check with his subordinates.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he won, then he would assimilate the entire planet. There would be nothing but him. All one giant biomass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't want to be assimilated biomass

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't implement Penis Inspection Day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A fatal mistake, as it turned out.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not finished his holy mission of transform humans into greenskins retard with headache 24/7

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chud.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make an epic new race of ubermen
    >forget to make sure they're fertile
    >also forget to make female ones
    >whoops.jpg
    Is there a single Fallout villain who isn't an actual retard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forget to make sure they're fertile
      >also forget to make female ones
      He was just too deep into incelism, which is understandable when you look at him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could've sworn their was a female one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mutants lose all sexual characteristics, hence the only "female" mutants being gals like Tabitha and Lily.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are, there just isn't any sexual dimorphism among the mutants.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >forget to make sure they're fertile
        >also forget to make female ones
        He was just too deep into incelism, which is understandable when you look at him.

        >make an epic new race of ubermen
        >forget to make sure they're fertile
        >also forget to make female ones
        >whoops.jpg
        Is there a single Fallout villain who isn't an actual retard?

        Supposedly the females look exactly like the males.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could've sworn their was a female one

      Super Mutants lose all sexual characteristics, hence the only "female" mutants being gals like Tabitha and Lily.

      They lose *secondary* sexual characteristics. Their genitals are intact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a single Fallout villain who isn't an actual retard
      the NCR in New Vegas aren't stupid, just corrupt and incompetent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The NCR is such a great villain that to this day, it still fools a shitload of players

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a single Fallout villain who isn't an actual retard
          the NCR in New Vegas aren't stupid, just corrupt and incompetent

          I think it wasn't a great plan:
          >Get the water from lake mead
          >Be so strapped for resources that you are sending troops by foot. How does the water get to california? Fleets of brahmans? Maybe flush it through the old pipes and hope that they are still intact and or not full of irradiated gecko shit?
          >Hoover dam electricity
          >Get that to california how? All powerlines above ground are broken and every line underground is probably broken as well.

          It's been a while since I played the game, though. I thought I remembered dialogue about how soldiers were complaining how thinned out they were to reach Vegas and that a not small reason for all of this was so Californian politicians could could visit the strip or advertise securing the strip to boost their standing in the government.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, water merchants transporting water via brahmin caravan has been a massive part of the Fallout world since Fallout 1, and given how ARCHIMEDES II can direct power across the map despite a lack of above-ground power lines, we can assume that there are underground wires n shit that are still working

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Enclave were literally hours away from executing their master plan to gas the muties. They literally got brought down due to basically bad luck. Out of all the tribes they could have abducted they had the sheer ill fortune to pick the Chosen One's, who by the end of the game is basically wasteland doomguy. I guess you could say the game was rigged from the start.

      >Fallout Master thread
      >Realize they never have explored the psychic subplots of Fallout 1
      >Realize that Bethesda would probably acknowledge this by having The Master return as a psychic ghost who possesses some generic modelled asshole as a the main villain of the game.
      >This will be highlighted by having psychic powers gameplay which will basically just be spells.

      they called them "psykers" which is probably a ripoff of warhammer 40k which is itself a ripoff of an older fantasy franchise (dune? i'm drunk and can't remember, but the term "psyker" is from like the 60s)

      i think they were going to go a lot harder on the psychic stuff but just didn't get around to it, there is an entire base full of these people as experiments. but now all we get is mama murphy and the Forecaster

      i think it would be pretty cool if the next fallout game had a psyker protagonist, imagine fallout 4's gameplay but you can also shoot lighting out of your hands like in skyrim and predict the future. mite b cool.

      Psykers were always pretty much semi-canon (according to the Fallout bible iirc) and aren't gonna be making any more appearances outside very side-lined stuff like that prophet kid at the 188.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Were they? I think the only way you can tell him in FO1 about the impotency is when you take a holotape from the Brotherhood and you need a high enough science or speech I think to articulate the issue. The Master is either a fucking moron or the Vault Dweller is incapable of explaining why not having babies is bad for a society lol.

        You'd think Bethesda would have had a psyker gameplay mechanic if anything so they could rip off gameplay like VtM: Bloodlines

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that would require Bethesda to be creative, competent, and have good writers, and post-morrowind Bethesda ticks none of those boxes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Redditwind

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              0/10 try harder next time.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to replace humanity with a race that has no sustainability

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He sneeded when he should have seeded

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I talked him to death, Good times.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The inherent sterilization should have been obvious with a cursory idea of how the FEV works and basic biology. Hell there obviously is a solution to the problem as other FEV mutants like the intelligent deathclaws are fertile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've gotten around to making fav 3

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play the final area in 2
    >important NPC who tells you what to do is behind a forcefield but clicking on him gets you a "you cannot get there" unless you are stood on the specific hex in front of the forcefield
    >access key is not in important NPCs inventory when stealing but will magically show up if you kill said NPC
    Who the fuck programmed this frustrating shit? Also, why is the early parts of 2 so insanely stingy with guns? On a repeat playthrough I guess it's not an issue since you know where to go but holy shit it was awful when playing for the first time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, why is the early parts of 2 so insanely stingy with guns?
      Well it's set in california so...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was never a fan of 2, The whole Tribal thing & them beating you over the head with pop-culture references.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked 2 a lot, but Fallout 2's progression is pants-on-head retarded compared to the first game.
        Just compare the world maps.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          & the difficulty felt alot more wonky.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. First run I had to join slavers to get a gun and they lord that over you the whole game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ended up doing the quest where you help the chick in The Den become the new person to hang out in the church building and reloading over and over until the friendly NPCs killed all the enemy NPCs (which happened by having one friendly blocking the doorway and getting lucky) so I could loot all their shit. After that, the game became bearable to play.

        I was never a fan of 2, The whole Tribal thing & them beating you over the head with pop-culture references.

        I didn't mind the tribal thing. I just thought the first 5-6 hours were insanely tedious and frustrating, as was the oil rig.

        I liked 2 a lot, but Fallout 2's progression is pants-on-head retarded compared to the first game.
        Just compare the world maps.

        I actually got to San Francisco before I got the GECK, so I was super confused when the guy on the ship was telling me it'd sail to the oil rig and that my "friends are probably there." Didn't make any sense until I found the GECK and went back to my village.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have hired a better agent. His last on screen role was in Slither and that was a long time ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pff that movie is great

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do aliens canonically exist in the Fallout-verse or were they just wacky Area 51 experiments that escaped?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm no fallout lore expert but it seems to me like they have to be fucking canon, they show up in every game and are behind a handful of quests so they are clearly very canon. i'm sure you could find some youtuber gay essay about how zetans are behind everything in fallout, they have a considerable amount of lore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and yes. Despite aliens appearing as a joke in 2 they have been appearing more and more in the series. Despite that weird dlc in 3 they have only ever been a side thing, unimportant and not fleshed out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it's best to leave them in a little grey area and mostly be an easter egg. Mothership Zeta ruins the entire idea.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had absolutely no idea what he was doing just pretended that he did.
    There was no definitive proof that Super Mutants would work, he was literally mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they could have. they are resistant to radioactive waves and they live longer than normal humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he was literally mad.

      That's what happens when you absorb the intelligence of several rats, dogs, and wastelanders then turn into a two mile long pile of spaghetti, probably

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always wondered what he looked like before he became a disgusting amorphous blob. Like right after he crawled out of the vats

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently an 8 foot tall humanoid with a large opening in his stomach with a tentacle hanging from it.

          I swear I have seen that in an RE game.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallout Master thread
    >Realize they never have explored the psychic subplots of Fallout 1
    >Realize that Bethesda would probably acknowledge this by having The Master return as a psychic ghost who possesses some generic modelled asshole as a the main villain of the game.
    >This will be highlighted by having psychic powers gameplay which will basically just be spells.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they called them "psykers" which is probably a ripoff of warhammer 40k which is itself a ripoff of an older fantasy franchise (dune? i'm drunk and can't remember, but the term "psyker" is from like the 60s)

      i think they were going to go a lot harder on the psychic stuff but just didn't get around to it, there is an entire base full of these people as experiments. but now all we get is mama murphy and the Forecaster

      i think it would be pretty cool if the next fallout game had a psyker protagonist, imagine fallout 4's gameplay but you can also shoot lighting out of your hands like in skyrim and predict the future. mite b cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Psykers do actually continue popping up in the 3d games, the one kid in NV, and Mama Murphy are good examples. Seems like bethesda wants to keep them small in role.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are your supermutants' dicks at?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did a sentient flesh blob make the trip from the Military Base to the LA ruins?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A bit like how a land jellyfish would.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to videos on youtube, they put him on a truck and carried him over.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He couldn't stop eating his inhumane experiments. Guy was a literal cannibalist mad scientist demagogue.

    Oh and...
    >Sterile

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn people into sterile immortal supermutants that would inevitably go insane and this ensuring the extinction of what was left of the human race?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Name one thing he did wrong
    Anon you can win the game by literally pointing out where he went wrong.

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