Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lass?

Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lass?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >press k to rape

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >walk around in heavy armor and a two handed sword
    >"woah this guy must be a thief"
    Bravo, bravo, rpg of the decade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop acting like you didn't steal that thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt, maybe those hacks who made this shit game should have made the interaction trigger only after you stole a certain amount of value.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >played a law abiding warrior that regularly hunted down Bandits and monsters plaguing the countryside
      >walk past this homosexual
      >mfw

      I'm pretty sure his dialogue has a condition that checks if you've stolen before.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.
        I think the only check is the amount of gold you have

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >looting dead bandits as a sellsword in a war-torn country is "honest work"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You beat them fair and square, And as people who care about reducing climate change™ we should do all we can to reduce trash and recycle everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The complete lack of dissonance between any guild quests and your build is astounding. This dude in leather armor comes to you in Winterhold, twin-daggers in each hand? Mage material. This guy in chain mail with an axe in his left hand and a healing spell in the other? Thats my next thief baby!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mage material
        you can either pass the incredible basic test or you can bribe/convince the b***h to let you in. Realistic college experience.
        >Thats my next thief baby
        the guild is in shambles so it's not farfetched to believe they are willing to pick up any random merc looking moron that they see passing through the city

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lass
      Yes. I will play the innocent lass who dresses like bawd and gets raped by bandits.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is there a fricking wabbajack to install all coomer content yet?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I installed one called Masterstroke, it seemed like a good set of mods but I didn't play too much because I got bored.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lovers lab? thanks lass!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a biological male and you play skyrim (or any game) as a female, promptly kys because ywnbaw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get a load of this self insert only Black person.
        You're so brain damaged you can't even disassociate from a character? Do you do this with every game or are you just a homosexual?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >played a law abiding warrior that regularly hunted down Bandits and monsters plaguing the countryside
    >walk past this homosexual
    >mfw

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Come down into the sewers with me and sit with all my friends near a big pool of piss and shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah! then sell your soul to a demon for a batman costume, come one!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lass

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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