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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like NECROwiener

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have troony fatigue

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit bioslop has always been shit and this will be even more shit.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Qtip product placement.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    xqc is looking weird bruh

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? Wasn't Ken Levine working on some other Bioshock-like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and it looks like shit just like infinite was

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please look forward to it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Computer, bring up Ken Levine's early life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he needs a computer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minerva's Den > Bioshock 2 > Bioshock 1 > Infinite > Burial at Sea 1 > My Necro wiener > Burial at Sea 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely correct and irrefutible take.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    E-bin.
    >Verification not required.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a troony right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact this is someone's son makes it 10x hotter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame about his peepee being cut off now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is that? i forgot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surpriseitssteak will get you there, no Surprisenopenis though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who is that? i forgot.

        Aubrey Plaza

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope, its a dude but i forgot his name.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't handle my Bioshock traveller, my narrative would kill a ma'am

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't Aaron Carter is a gamer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aaron Carter is dead, but that's a moot point because I'd like to know what kind of drugs you are taking to see a resemblance lol.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bioshock
    Bioshock what? We've already had a Bioshock. I hate this moronic name recycling, just like DOOM.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like welcome to ACK!ture

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bioshock died with burial at sea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Infinite

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game was teased ages ago. its doa, jim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, doubt it's actually going to be released. Especially given recent developments in the industry and economy.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the long face?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Narrative lead
    Bioshock 4 has been in development hell since 2016. They are hiring a new narrative lead in 2024.

    How fricking cursed must this games development be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still find it strange that despite apparent huge sales success and critical acclaim Irrational Games ended up losing more than 75% of its workforce shortly after Infinite shipped.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN, they should have got my girl Hamburger Helper to write it

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being 0,02% of the population, trannies make 50% of the devs in the west

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't believe Bioshock was popular for some reason, it's like a fewer dream.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 1st one was really good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you played the system shocks before, there's no way you could think it was good

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I played system shock before, and I love them. I treat bioshock differently and I dont compare the 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Despite some cuts it still was too far from a mainstream game. I understand why journos loved it but console players?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elaborate

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they finally releasing Bioshock Vita?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And into the trash it goes.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He also wrote Ghost of Kinoshima, so I'm not worried.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing about the story was memorable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point. Who gives a shit about a video game story being memorable? A video game story is there to bridge gameplay segments.

        If you want a memorable story go watch a show or read a book.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ending was memorable.
        everything else I don't remember, yea. except the death of you know who.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a new game, this is for the Netflix adaptation.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least it's not a woman

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I played Bioshock for 2-3 hours maybe.
    I didn't enjoy it, the enemies seemed very bullet spongey. Unsatisfying gunplay in general.
    Does it hold up?
    I'm looking for a game to play, but I think I would rather check out the last Prey game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does it hold up?

      Not exactly. Despite what Ganker will tell you, the first two BioShock games were actually pretty solid, well constructed games that were good fun for a playthrough. They were overrated as hell but weren't anything resembling bad games. But they are very much products of their time. If you played any other FPS from that era you'll have an idea of what the controls and story presentation are like. You can just feel the age in it when you play it now. That doesn't make it bad, but for a lot of people that's hard to go back to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You make it sound like it's Descent or something. It still looks and plays like a modern game except with fewer polygons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I played Bioshock for 2-3 hours maybe.
      >Unsatisfying gunplay in general.
      That's because Bioshock is immersive sim not a braindead shooter. It gets better the more gameplay mechanics you get introduced to. If you just want run and gun Bioshock Infinite is more up your alley.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bioshock is immersive sim not a braindead shooter
        Deus Ex never spammed me with common enemies that can take multiple shotgun shots.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >whaaaaa, my escape fantasy isnt 100000% real! Reeeeeeeeeeee!
          Cope homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game teaches you the quickest way to deal with splicers off the bat (electro+melee)
          >use le shotgun because you're a spaz and cry that it does zero damage
          just skip the two and play Infinite, far more up your alley

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >play Infinite
            I will not.
            1. I'm not impressed with the waifu bait.
            2. Multiple universes are stupid.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I enjoyed the aesthetic of Infinite right up until the Vox Populi, Finkton, and Shantytown became a thing. Although I probably liked it for different reasons than mister Levinstein intended.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Purely from an aesthetic viewpoint the vox revolution with all the burning buildings and red banners was kino.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >red banners
                I respectfully disagree. Cringe dogshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about the posters, but about the red fabric banners flowing in the wind etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Purely from an aesthetic viewpoint the vox revolution with all the burning buildings and red banners was kino.

                >red banners
                I respectfully disagree. Cringe dogshit.

                >create literal paradise on (or above) earth
                >fill it with Black folk
                thank you Mr. ~~*Fink*~~
                at least Ryan used micks as cheap labor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never got the argument about unsatisfying gunplay. Then those same people say that Infinite had good gunplay lmao.
      Anyway, Bioshock 1 and 2 hold up pretty good, unless you have unrealistic expectations.
      >I would rather check out the last Prey game
      I prefer the atmosphere in Bioshock but honestly Prey does have better gameplay, you should check it out.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her head so long?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So xQc that manchild is now a game dev? yikes

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAAR

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game
    >Game 2
    >Game Infinite
    >GAME
    Are they just gonna call it "BIOSHOCK"? That's fricking moronic.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely amazed there's always a lead troony somewhere to take on a project.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to XQC?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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