The banana...
What do you do with a banana?
You PEEL the banana
PEEL backwards?? == LEEP
a LEEP is synonymous with JUMPing
who is JUMPMAN? Of course! It's Mario
Now it all makes sense
Banana...PEEL...LEEP...Jumpman...Mario...
Mario...and Princess Beach!!!
just as a banana, if you peel the yerrow away, it's white inside, just as kojimbo, even if he's japanese, in spirit he's a white american, fit for directing hollywood movies, godspeed kojimbo, good luck in the film industry
The "short" people were the most successful in history, it's when men were short that civilization was the greatest.
Ancient romans were 170cm on average.
A short man is just more efficient and capable.
Lanklets are slower, lazier, need more energy and ressources, more prone to health problems especially back problems, usually dumber, and have a shorter longevity.
That's why Japan is such a civilized country and the West is falling.
>nutrition
meme concept everyone pretends to know something about but doesn't really
not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad"
the human body is remarkably adaptable can run on coffee alone
The only people who eat this kind of breakfast are either rich people who eat out in restaurants all day, or people in anime who have their wife wake up and make it for them.
I love japanese cuisine but even i know they dont do a good breakfast. Rice is not a breakfast food, neither is fish. That would be a nice lunch but not breakfast
Are otaku just easily impressed because they only eat Cheerios and frozen waffles for breakfast? If you're willing to put in the time and preparation, Westerners really aren't hurting for good breakfast food.
>sausage on the same plate as pastries
He tries so hard to make you "what the fuck" with his wacky game ideas but this simple picture does a better job than he ever did
>meme concept everyone pretends to know something about but doesn't really >not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad" >the human body is remarkably adaptable can run on coffee alone
>>not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad"
I take it you're in the cohort who "pretends to know something about it but doesn't really".
>nutrition
meme concept everyone pretends to know something about but doesn't really
not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad"
the human body is remarkably adaptable can run on coffee alone
Sugar is a necessary nutrient, but our psychological reaction to it is wildly disproportionate to our access to it. We have such a strong reaction to sugar because we would barely be able to find any of it in the wild were we to fend for ourselves. But now that we have easy access to pounds of the stuff every day, the potential to destroy our bodies is enormous.
Same with salt.
>croissant is a mountain >hangar with two bays to the left >the sausages look like a dam >so the bacon is a river
Dunno what that last thing on the plate is, but the banana might be a floating spaceship/base? And coffee is a sun/moon or something.
Yes, Kojima will develop Fallout New Vegas 2. We going back to Hoover Dam after Mr House built us a new spaceship that will lead us to The Outer Worlds 2.
>croissant is a mountain >hangar with two bays to the left >the sausages look like a dam >so the bacon is a river
Dunno what that last thing on the plate is, but the banana might be a floating spaceship/base? And coffee is a sun/moon or something.
There's been a few occasions where I've made breakfast after 2pm on a sunday where I'm usually hungover.
If it's the first thing I eat after my coffee (usually 30 - 60 minutes later in this case), I consider that breakfast. I never really have a lunch on my off work days.
>You realize you can get a car and be there in less than 10 minutes right?
Yes. I realize.
you realize that you are fat right
All I hear is a bunch of poor cope. >being bothered enough to cycle for 10kms after an 8 hour shift at a (probably) garbage job.
Not to mention you can go to the gym and actually burn calories while also doing cardio with all the time saved during from your commute.
You are getting weirdly irritated because I like riding my bike to work anon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's just another one of those memes burgers somehow got brainwashed into.
Social programs and healthcare=communism
Having no sidewalks and cities full of parking lots requiring you to have a car=freedom of movement
tipping=servers need to be compensated
not selling guns random people=government oppression
Kojimbo is definitely one of those pretentious "pretend high class" people. You can even see it in his hipster taste in music.
I bet he imagines himself as that guy in the anime who always drinks wine and acts like a 19th century gentleman.
Despite all that he still manages to make good games, maybe because he's Jap.
>I went potatoes deep into the juicy heart of your croissant >my banana pumping the hot, steaming latte macchiato into you >caressing both your big bacony sausages
>got married >wife is a good cook and makes absolutely delicious meals >never looked forward to eating dinners and breakfasts this much
feels fucking good man
Kojima is a fucking hack and always has been. Rips off shit from american movies then shoehorns it in games. Wannabe movie director but can't cut it at that. His last game exposed him hard.
?
A lot of people have to work in the morning. By work, I don't mean typing on your computer all day. Coffee / sugar and/or sugar isn't enough, you need real food
>Coffee / sugar and/or sugar isn't enough, you need real food
no way hahahah what is this justification. you could have just said it is the best breakfast or something else that indicates just personal preference but you chose the dumbest angle to approach it. if this is bait i'm taking it head high. first, manual labour outside of united states as well, you're welcome for this priceless information. second, carbs are the easiest source energy and you could even eat just hard candy and do whatever you have to do.
He's telling us something
The banana...
What do you do with a banana?
You PEEL the banana
PEEL backwards?? == LEEP
a LEEP is synonymous with JUMPing
who is JUMPMAN? Of course! It's Mario
Now it all makes sense
Banana...PEEL...LEEP...Jumpman...Mario...
Mario...and Princess Beach!!!
BRAVO KOJIMBLES
>From the twisted minds of Hideo Kojima and Jordan Peele
Peele backwards? Eleep! Jumpman...
Jordan Peele is black... Mario is a moron!
>Mario is a moron!
Kojimbo likes big white cock?!
Kojimbo Mii confirmed
>just so you know, it may look I'm stuffing phallic looking food down my throat, but I'm not a gay"
Nothing wrong with a little New Order now and then.
>Monkey see, monkey do, monkey peepee all over you
What did Kojimbo mean?
just as a banana, if you peel the yerrow away, it's white inside, just as kojimbo, even if he's japanese, in spirit he's a white american, fit for directing hollywood movies, godspeed kojimbo, good luck in the film industry
Good Morning sir!
What is it with japs and always posting what they eat? And why do weebs obsess over it so much?
Japs idea of breakfast is completely fucked, that's their take on an english breakfast lol.
Jap breakfasts are far superior to westoid slop devoid of nutrition
Anon there is a reason why japanese were child sized until a few decades ago when they began to introduce meat in their diet
The "short" people were the most successful in history, it's when men were short that civilization was the greatest.
Ancient romans were 170cm on average.
A short man is just more efficient and capable.
Lanklets are slower, lazier, need more energy and ressources, more prone to health problems especially back problems, usually dumber, and have a shorter longevity.
That's why Japan is such a civilized country and the West is falling.
is the ultimate manlet cope?
Think about it.
>Lanklets are slower, lazier, need more energy and ressources
this, theres lanklet at my job. and he walks and moves slowly like a giants in movies. plus hes always on the way because he takes too much space
>he said to the normal sized woman st the bar, tears welling in his eyes as she smirked and went to rejoin her normal sized friends
>manlet cope isn't re-
breakfast: >:(
breakfast, japan: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ftfy senpai
>poptarts and cornflakes: :DDDD
>nutritional food: >:|
>bamboo sticks and porcelain
>nutritional food
damn, that looks great
I don't care. I'm not eating fish at 7 AM.
>nutrition
meme concept everyone pretends to know something about but doesn't really
not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad"
the human body is remarkably adaptable can run on coffee alone
Scramble egg
Is this image AI generated?
I legit do not know what any of that shit on the platters and bowls is.
fish, miso soup, rice, and Japanese omelet
It's just shapeless alien food, don't mind it.
>he's never had fish, lemons, brocolli, rice, green onions or eggs before
How
Extremely american post
There is far more nutritional value in a full English than that nipslop
>fish and a bunch of other shit like rice
>in the morning
state
no wonder they're tiny and weak
I concur with you fellow monolid sir. Witoids don't put any seasoning on their food and it's very bland.
>wake up two hours earlier than you need to, just to prepare a 5-dish breakfast every morning
But why?
The only people who eat this kind of breakfast are either rich people who eat out in restaurants all day, or people in anime who have their wife wake up and make it for them.
I love japanese cuisine but even i know they dont do a good breakfast. Rice is not a breakfast food, neither is fish. That would be a nice lunch but not breakfast
>Rice is not a breakfast food, neither is fish
wat
Fish is a goated breakfast food, grilled mackerel on toast, a bit of fresh tomato salsa, lovely
You just described a lunch. Nobodys eating fish as soon as they wake up
I am. Now seethe.
im not eating fish and soup in the morning
>Rice and Miso soup
>Empty carbs and salt
>Nutritional
Yah nah
NOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT PASTEURIZED MILK WITH CEREALS FULL OF VEGETABLE OILS AND SUGAR IN THE MORNING
>rice and raw fish
>raw fish, pickled veg and plain boiled rice
Jap slop
If you eat this every morning, you will end up with hypertension in a month. It's good only if you work in a physical job.
god i miss japan. americans have no idea idea how bad we have it.
Are otaku just easily impressed because they only eat Cheerios and frozen waffles for breakfast? If you're willing to put in the time and preparation, Westerners really aren't hurting for good breakfast food.
nothing beats full english
Yeah a big gulp mug of coffee, sugar and processed slop is much more "normal".
Yeah, nothing says English breakfast like croissants and Nuremberg sausages.
>croissant
>english
you absolute retard
I'm like 90% certain those croissants are from costco
farewell sausage
>Chico is Quiet
But what about "Mads melons"?
GOOD MORNING SARS? KOJIMA SAR HIRE PUNJABI LEET PROGRAMMARS FOR NEW METAL GEAR SOLID GAME PLAY? VERY NICE THANK U BENCHOD
>sausage on the same plate as pastries
He tries so hard to make you "what the fuck" with his wacky game ideas but this simple picture does a better job than he ever did
You gotta try a cheemo sometime
HOLY FUCK! NEW K. DROP JUST DROPPED BOYS!!
American food fountain.
Even the food he eats is pretentious
I too have gotten up severely early so I didn't miss the good stuff at my hotel's breakfast buffet. Bravo, La Creativi Dad
>meme concept everyone pretends to know something about but doesn't really
>not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad"
>the human body is remarkably adaptable can run on coffee alone
>>not even the scientists can agree on a single nutritional fact outside of "sugar definitely bad"
I take it you're in the cohort who "pretends to know something about it but doesn't really".
Meh. I don't know two shits about the science behind nutrition nor do I want to. All I know is that when I eat like shit I feel like shit.
>sugar definitely bad
Retard.
Sugar isn't bad.
Lots of sugar is bad. Little sugar is bad. Imbalance is bad.
Pseudo intelligent fags like you are bad.
Why are you retards replying to him when
was the original poster, holy fuck.
Sugar is a necessary nutrient, but our psychological reaction to it is wildly disproportionate to our access to it. We have such a strong reaction to sugar because we would barely be able to find any of it in the wild were we to fend for ourselves. But now that we have easy access to pounds of the stuff every day, the potential to destroy our bodies is enormous.
Same with salt.
Farewell banana
>croissant is a mountain
>hangar with two bays to the left
>the sausages look like a dam
>so the bacon is a river
Dunno what that last thing on the plate is, but the banana might be a floating spaceship/base? And coffee is a sun/moon or something.
Yes, Kojima will develop Fallout New Vegas 2. We going back to Hoover Dam after Mr House built us a new spaceship that will lead us to The Outer Worlds 2.
the banana represents big shell
>mixing sweet with salty
>this retard has pleb-tier tastebuds
Many such cases. SAD!
>t. fat american tard who eats bacon coated in chocolate
sea salt chocolate is goated
How do people eat breakfast?
When I wake up I can't stomach anything more than a coffee.
I wake up at 8 and my breakfast is at 10. Dinner at 5.
I always have the same breakfast. Oatmeal.
>120ml almond milk
>80g oats
>30g protein powder scoop
>30g powdered peanut butter
>20g sunflower seeds
>20g peanuts (salted)
>10g walnuts
>7g date syrup
>4g xylitol
>3g cinnamon
I mean if you eat breakfast hours after you wake up and not right after, does it really count as breakfast?
What about lunch?
what if I wake up at 11am and eat a steak right after? Does it count as lunch or breakfast?
I'd say it would be called "having steak for breakfast".
There's been a few occasions where I've made breakfast after 2pm on a sunday where I'm usually hungover.
If it's the first thing I eat after my coffee (usually 30 - 60 minutes later in this case), I consider that breakfast. I never really have a lunch on my off work days.
No activated almonds?
>not activating your almonds
I cycle to work most mornings, which is about 10 km. I have to eat something before I leave or it's gonna be a bad time.
>cycle to work
>10km away
Do europoors really? You realize you can get a car and be there in less than 10 minutes right?
>amerilard can't even comprehend riding your bike to work through comfy forests, doing a lot of healthy excercise
imagine
my
shock
All I hear is a bunch of poor cope.
>being bothered enough to cycle for 10kms after an 8 hour shift at a (probably) garbage job.
Not to mention you can go to the gym and actually burn calories while also doing cardio with all the time saved during from your commute.
Cycling is a meme.
You are getting weirdly irritated because I like riding my bike to work anon
it's just another one of those memes burgers somehow got brainwashed into.
Social programs and healthcare=communism
Having no sidewalks and cities full of parking lots requiring you to have a car=freedom of movement
tipping=servers need to be compensated
not selling guns random people=government oppression
>You realize you can get a car and be there in less than 10 minutes right?
Yes. I realize.
you realize that you are fat right
who cares, he hasn't made a good game in a long time
Kojimbo is definitely one of those pretentious "pretend high class" people. You can even see it in his hipster taste in music.
I bet he imagines himself as that guy in the anime who always drinks wine and acts like a 19th century gentleman.
Despite all that he still manages to make good games, maybe because he's Jap.
>I went potatoes deep into the juicy heart of your croissant
>my banana pumping the hot, steaming latte macchiato into you
>caressing both your big bacony sausages
food becomes shit
he's telling us his game will be shit
why do japs not get fat (they do but its sorta rare)
It’s a gun
This guy eats the weirdest shit. How is he still alive?
holy shit is that a swiss gipfeli?
a map of the usa made of pastries & bacon symbolizing it is now a banana republic of the coffee cult.
>got married
>wife is a good cook and makes absolutely delicious meals
>never looked forward to eating dinners and breakfasts this much
feels fucking good man
>he married a modern woman that cooks
how
I'm a slav.
Good morning.
a hideous konami breakfast
Dis bro drinkin plain milk?!
>huur duur milk is bad for you
Fuck of onions moron
Eating simulator just like his walking simulator
death stranding 2 in france?
Kojima posts are the only thing that keeps me going
2 knives and butterplates
Kojima is a genius
We need eceleb board
No. We need KOJIMA BOARD
How does he eat so much yet stay so thin with a head full of hair?
>2 chocolate croissant with a sausage, banana, coffee, potato and bacon
>at breakfast
Wtf is wrong with Americans
No wonder you're all fat
I am farting so fucking much. I can't stop.
New Donkey Kong confirmed
How can you call this man pretentious when he eats the gas station food equivalent of breakfast?
that he is no more japanese
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thats a nice looking chocolatine mate
>chocolatine
nique ta chocolatrine
TALKIN BOUT BUGSNAX
Kojima is a fucking hack and always has been. Rips off shit from american movies then shoehorns it in games. Wannabe movie director but can't cut it at that. His last game exposed him hard.
He is making the next Donkey Kong game?
Trailer hes been working on wasnt at state of play. Guesd it was xbox title that we will see at tgs next week
bump
WHERES CARAMEL
How do anglos eat meat and eggs for breakfast, I tried once it's impossible to stomach
For me it's coffee / chocolate milk with pastry and / or bread
?
A lot of people have to work in the morning. By work, I don't mean typing on your computer all day. Coffee / sugar and/or sugar isn't enough, you need real food
>Coffee / sugar and/or sugar isn't enough, you need real food
no way hahahah what is this justification. you could have just said it is the best breakfast or something else that indicates just personal preference but you chose the dumbest angle to approach it. if this is bait i'm taking it head high. first, manual labour outside of united states as well, you're welcome for this priceless information. second, carbs are the easiest source energy and you could even eat just hard candy and do whatever you have to do.
Why do all Japs love posting pictures of food? It's weird