Cat Mario confirmed + we hear Seth Rogan DK for the first time
https://twitter.com/supermariomovie/status/1619795800686739456
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Cat Mario confirmed + we hear Seth Rogan DK for the first time
https://twitter.com/supermariomovie/status/1619795800686739456
>Seth didn't alter his voice at all
Well Chris, you are no longer the worst VA in the movie, be proud.
Literally none of the VAs other than jack black did, everyone else is just there for a paycheck.
Can we really give any credit to Jack Black?
Out of the whole Mario cast Jack has the it the easiest voicing Bowser.
You say that yet we rarely hear Bowser's voice in games that are proper, spoken dialog outside of Sunshine.
I like Luigi but maybe its just because its more of a natural fit
>fricking SETH ROGAN is phoning it in less than Chris Pratt
he's still not good, but jesus CHRIST that's dire
How? It’s just his normal voice just like Chris.
His voice naturally sounds monkeyish
They hired Chris Pratt to do Chris Pratt with his Chris Pratt voice. There's no mistake or "phoning it in", that was he was hired to do.
This, if they wanted anybody to do wacky Italian man or do any ridiculous voice they absolutely could have. What they wanted was Chris Pratt playing family friendly action hero Chris Pratt.
Just like Charlie Day is just doing Charlie Day.
Funny how they're trying to market the movie as action, when in the end its just a fricking Illumination movie.
I think the personality of Charlie Day's typical characters fit Luigi more than Chris as Mario at least
Key as Toad sounds good, I didn't know it was him in the trailer at first
>Big Black Kong laughs at the pathethic little white Mario
Based Seth, always there to deliver.
Why would you ever give DK speaking lines? The character always works better when is he a gorilla making gorilla noises.
not really
Yes really
because his love is stronger than a golden banana
In this case, because they're probably already writing his solo movie.
EL PAIS DE
EL SIMIO MARICONAZO
OH BANANA
CON ESTA ROLA
TE TOCO LA COLA
ERES MI PERRA EXPLOTABLE NUMBER ONE
DONKEY, DONDE ESTA MI VIRGINIDAD?
GRACIAS DONKEY
the frick is this mexican shit
It's a Youtube Poop.
alright seems funny enough even though I dont understand taco
Correct, he should only get singing lines.
I bet you defend DK, Bowser, K. Rool and Dedede all having pure animal noises in Smash
Correct. Those are all correct and righteous.
Bowser's voice is fricking awful, frick off.
Kenny James' Bowser is 1000% times better than the stock sound Bowser.
The only bad choice there is Dedede not having his dub voice, but the animal noises (especially the Melee/64 ones for DK and Bowser) are great
The last time DK spoke even in his own games was on the N64. And that was like what, 3 words total?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME
>Why would you ever give DK speaking lines? The character always works better when is he a gorilla making gorilla noises.
Frick off, Sakurai.
I’M GONNA BE IN THE MOVIES
I’M GONNA BE A BIG STAR!
I CAN’T WAIT TILL CANDY SEES ME UP ON THE SCREEN WE’LL BE DRIVING AROUND IN A FANCY CAR
IM GONNA BE A STAR
IM GONNA BE ADMIRED BY JAMES DEAN, OR MR BEAN
t.Sack of Rice forcing his shit headcanon
I'll shower you with coconut cream pie
I was kinda hoping they would just have Seth Rogan make monkey noises.
To set up the DK film obviously. Nintendo Cinematic Universe incoming.
DK talked plenty in his games.
Okay, Sakurai
Still better than Chris imho
Mariogays deserve this garbage
should say shit instead of mediocrity
At least it's mediocrity and not a steaming pile of shit like this movie is going to be
>immediately outs hismelf as a sonicgay
like pottery
>He says that when 90% of Sonic games are complete fricking dogshit
Like pottery
They aren't.
I'm getting so hard since this is just the preamble for the already confirmed Zelda movie, i actually expect suicides after they fumble that one. Can't wait to hear Ganondorf voice by Kevin Hart.
>now you die
I can't tell how someone above the age of 10 would be interested in this. and I mean this genuinely
the games can be fun to play at any age, but the movie has nothing to offer other than comedy for children
same goes for the Sonic movie, I don't understand why adults care about it
It genuinely looks like shit. I'm not gonna lie, I was sort of excited for the Sonic movie, I pirated it a few months after it came out and enjoyed it. I'm not really a sonic fan, but I am a mario fan and I have 0 interest in even pirating this shit.
>the games can be fun to play at any age
No they aren't lmao
Yeah they can, you just need to be normal, sorry anon
Sure they can, if you have a soul.
The Sonic movies have Jim Carrey in a rare return to form while playing one of video games' most bombastic villains. That alone has adult appeal for those who loved his 90s movies.
Idris Elba was also a very solid Knuckles.
Sonic himself is kind of a weak link, being more of a generic kid movie protagonist.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>DK64 is ba-
A fresh catch for my collection.
not so fast
im fricking dying dude
I can't wait for Donkey Kong to do his famous Seth Rogan laugh
>DK is a pompous butthole
Fricking finally. tired of this laid back nice guy shit in recent showings.
>tired of this laid back nice guy shit in recent showings.
But DK was always laid back? He never started shit unless first provoked
>be 6 yo boy
>it's Christmas
>your single mother tosses a suspiciously game box-shaped gift at your feet
>your excitment is palpable as you tear through the gift wrap
>it's the new Mario that just came out
>"Ohmygod thanks Mom!!! You're the best Iloveyou!!!!!"
>she didn't hear, she's busy playing with your little sister
>you start up the game, brimming with enthusiasm to go on an adventure and save the Princess
>tutorial level: "Press A to jump"
>press A
>error sound, Mario fumbles a jump, lands face-down in the dirt
>"Mamma Mia!"
>Peach audibly snickers in the background
>go through pipe
>error sound, get crushed by Whomp as you emerge from the other end
>Peach winces
>try to jump over Bullet Bill
>error sound, Mario takes them straight to the face
>Peach sighs
>try to run past Cheep-Cheeps
>error sound, they have aimbot tracking and latch onto your face for the whole level
>Peach tuts and rolls her eyes
>boss level: "Defeat DK"
>you didn't even press anything but error sound, it's just an unskippable in-game cutscene of DK slapping the shit out of Mario for 5 minutes
>Peach bites her lower lip sexually
>final level: "Defeat Bowser"
>Mario steps forward, still bloodied and bruised from his earlier beating, but Peach pushes him back, starts swinging around a halberd
>"Ugh move OVER, Mario! Let me show you how girls get it done!"
>game: "Hand controller to your sister to continue"
>reluctantly hand controller to little sister
>success sound
>tutorial: "Press A to defeat the Koopa King and save the Mushroom Kingdom!"
>sister presses A
>Peach effortlessly defeats Bowser in a badly choreographed cutscene 1v1 after he single-handedly overthrew the entire Mushroom Kingdom
>your mother hugs your sister and congratulates her and they both whoop and cheer and twerk
>endgame cutscene shows Peach snapping selfies for Instagoom as she boards a plane to travel to the Sand Kingdom
>postgame cutscene shows Mario living in the sewers after his plumbing business failed
>wrote all this and didn't get a reply
Here you go 🙂
you know ChatGPT is a thing
I mean it wa slong and not very funny. Im giving him a minus (You) to counter youres.
You hear that 625930181? You ow me a (You) now.
Pretty good game so far anon. My money is on Philadelphia.
I have never rooted for the 49ers in my life but I am rooting for them now because I hate california
Frick meant the eagles. Cali lives rent free in my head
I was wondering. Things seem to be going their way.
Why the cat suit? Why not the fricking cape? The cape would have been way cooler and shown off the old school Mario power ups.
Tanooki suit is the cape but better.
Because theres Cat Mario merchandise available in stores now.
Because the cat costume is necessary for the joke you autist.
Because they're already using the tanooki suit for the flying powerup.
Also because the cat bell lets Mario fight with claws.
So they could make a "lol u look like a kitty cat isn't that silly" joke.
Because
>Cat Mario was marketable as frick when it was revealed back then
>joke material
We got Fire Flower, Tanooki, and now Cat Mario. I'm sure the Feather will make an appearance.
Synergy, Anon. Synergy.
Its gonna be at the end, when he becomes SUPER Mario
Miyamoto is a hack and a furhomosexual.
Cat power up is 10 years old dude
relax b***h
They want to sell 3D World like it's new for a THIRD time, it'll be the Skyrim of Nintendo
Because they need a gay joke,that's it,you can't have cool mario just meow crap
i may be severely autistic, but i don't like how mario is being characterized in this movie and i hope it doesn't affect his characterization in future games
Miyamoto is very adamant about the separation of film and games. It's probably why he allowed Mario to have a personality and dialogue in this movie, because he's not Game Mario.
It's a fish out of water type movie. He's going to be completely incompetent in the first arc as he learns the rules of Mushroom Kingdom
This is writing 101 here, like the most generic fantasy plot ever
>Seth Rogan
not watching
never seen an image which embodies "seething rage concealed by a mask of jollity" better than this one
>LETS SEXO
why did Mario mean that?
Bowser > Toad = Luigi, Peach > Mario > DK
Objective fact. I can't believe Chris sounds more like a middle aged man better than Seth Rogan as hulking gorilla.
Modern Donkey Kong sounds like Scooby-Doo, he hasn't had a 'hulking gorilla' voice since the Country games.
Except Smash Bros, which is my favorite iteration of DK and Diddy.
sure it is, sakurai
Runner-up is DK's Mario Kart 64 voice.
The point is he has a deep animal voice in games. Here, it's just Seth Rogen talking.
Tbf, that's all I played. I didn't really care about Returns and forgot most of it by now.
Congrats illumination you made me like DK Rogen.
this
yeah its okay, ill have to hear more though. his "serious" voice is okay, but yeah i dont hate it
At this point I just wanna hear Seth Rogen say Banana Slamma.
WHY IS MICHAEL KEY THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIES TO SOUND LIKE THE CHARACTER? WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE ALTER THEIR VOICES?
you want rogan to sound like a monkey?
Works for Nintendo's internal VA, surely a Hollywood a-list actor could do it.
They weren't hired to alter their voices. They were hired to be recognizable. In fact, I'd bet good money that Pratt tried to do a Mario voice but was told by the voice directors to just talk normally.
I honestly think Charlie Day just fits Luigi
how are pepole hyped for this seeing all the clips of this movie just makes it look like an average kids movie but with mario charters if this was a new IP and mario never existed before this movie then if wouldve have been brushed aside like every generic kids movie
Because we're seeing what its like when a company is going all-in on doing a game-accurate movie instead of a shitty "it takes place in real life" cop-out like the sonic movies are.
>game-accurate movie
"Generic kids movie" is still miles more tolerable than "complete shitshow," which every mainstream video game movie was for over 25 years. It's finally changing for the better, but it took an eternity to get to this point.
>"now you DIE"
>rated PG
Charles doing his regular voice would've fit better than Chris Pratt.
I'm not so sure about that
Don't know why people wanted this. Obnoxious as frick for a full movie. Doesn't lend itself well to other emotions beyond being happy either.
This is fine. He's great in Bit Trip Runner 2 and 3 too, he can tone down the accent.
You even mentioning to tone down the accent obviously means it's not fine. Did Tom Kenny have to ton down his spongebob voice for the Apongebob movie? No.
>you even mentioning that it's an easy fix means it's not fine
Anon you sound autistic.
>his self-respect and dignity, gone
THERES SO MANY GALAXIES OUT THERE... AND SMASH BROTHERS AND KARTING... YOU'LL HAVE TO BING BING YOUR WAY THROUGH SUPER MARIO 3D WORLDS AND WAHOO THE 6 GOLDEN COINS... oh, and, thats right. im throwing fireballs now.
seth rogen's stoner ass voice fits DK
you CAN NOT prove me wrong
ive been a DK fan since '94 and it's not bad.
i don't dislike it
unlike how i feel about pratt's mario
Characters done well
>Bowser
Characters done mediocre
>Toad, acts as he would act but the voice doesn't suit him, voice him like he's another species like a munchkin, higher pitch or rasp of something geez
>DK, voice is generic but being a brute goofball does suit Donkey Kong
Character done shit
>Mario, literally emmitt from Lego movie
>Peach, same as above literally Wildstyle from Lego movie, not a bad character per say but really doesn't suit Peach, funny enough it would've suit Daisy much better
have to see more of Luigi
>Daisy
Honestly, if Luigi is going to end up kidnapped right in the beginning, they should've just made it a Super Mario Land movie. Daisy's already a tomboy, it makes way more sense for her to go off an adventure than it does with Peach.
And it would basically guarantee Wario being in 2, which is the real goal.
>it makes way more sense for her to go off an adventure than it does with Peach.
Peach has literally gone on her own adventure and been playable alongside the Brothers.
Daisy's more active and animated personality would be a better, more natural fit for a wacky slapstick Mario origin story than Peach being turned into something that requires frantically pointing at an old comic series to justify.
shes done that but she's never acted like Wildstyle
she was her typical girly girl nature in Super Princess Peach, Mario RPG and Super Mario 3D World, she never acted like Wildstyle in those games
Pretty much this. The characterization seems so generic for everyone. No one seems to act like how they usually do and it's bog standard animation movie characters wearing Mario skins.
is a shame since Good Mario stories to be based on already exist, it would be a long shot but if they give like any Mario RPG story and animated adaptation ot would be just fine, even for the shittier
>and animated adaptation ot would be just fine, even for the shittier
an animated adaptation of it, would be just fine, even for the shittier sticker star trilogy to use as a base
frick I can't type
Super Star Saga should've had an anime adaption but Miyamoto, Mario's "Sakurai", is too autistic to use it's full potential.
Wow I hate it
Why is donkey kong like that
woah, childrens movie is shit. Will people realize this now and finally stop talking about this ugly cashgrab?
>HAHAHA homosexual YOU’RE WEARING A FURSUIT IN PUBLIC
erm, REALLY, Seth?
You just know there are outtakes of Seth blazed in the recording booth.
>Let’s see how many of these coins i can fit in your ASS, you filthy goy-uh,Italian!
>UGHYUHHYUHHYUH
This is the worst fricking thing I have ever seen, Bob Hoskins you are no longer the worst Mario.
Power ups confirmed to appear in The Super Mario Beos Movie
>cat mario
>tanooki mario
>fire mario
>superstar/rainbow star mario
That POV shot of DK saying "now you die" and punching was 100% put into the movie for meme purposes to get free word of mouth marketing.
It's a trailer anon...that's the purpose of one.
>it's just Seth
Glad I was right about this being the worst casting in the movie. Jesus fricking Christ.
Seth Rogan has voiced in many animated movies/cartoons including Kung Fu Panda and the Invincible series.
I know that. Doesn't change what I said.
It was a no brainer since he is the worst part of every movie he has ever been in. Pratt is a bad choice for Mario but he is a likable actor and the only reason he gets shit on is type casting and politics.
"The Super Mario Bros. Movie | Smash"
Are they setting up a Smash movie?!?!?
why would DK make fun of the catsuit
why would DK ever say now you die
why would DK talk at all
The last question is dumb
>why would DK ever say now you die
he's from Jungle Beat
hes a Black person
>muh smash
DK also didn't talk in his games.
OKAY
DK talks in 64, zoom zoom.
Also this exists:
>calls me zoom zoom
>proceeds to post a show that the zoomer most likely hasn't watched, only its clips
>ever suggesting trash 64
You're as tiny as Bluster's testicles
>Sonic chads get two kino movies
>Mariogays get this shit
Sega does what nintendont.
The Sonic movies are the definition of 6/10 mediocrity. A CGI hedgehog farting is no better than a CGI ape farting.
>all these power ups
So it's going like player number one where they didn't give a shit about the plot and it was just "dude reference whoaaaa" crap?
>>all these power ups
>all trailers combined have only shown 3
Wow, a voice just as bad as Chris's
Had to include known pedophile Seth Rogen in this crap just to get his Pedowood connections.