New Nintendo Patent

New Nintendo Patent
https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20230280850

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO MORE TOKYO DRIFTU PAD

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fingerboxes have been around forever, Nintendo can't just patent it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how some dumbass from Dexerto said this is Hall Effect and everyone believed it when it's actually a force feedback joystick. The patent describes using magnetorheological fluid (a type of fluid that changes its viscosity based on magnetic fields) to physically change the force required to move the joystick. It even describes a situation where it can completely lock the x axis and restricting any movement left or right while freely moving up and down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How will the heat or even the cold affect the fluid?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The patent doesn't mention it, but most MR fluids are comprised of iron powder and a type of oil (plus other stuff obviously). They could've just found a good chemical mix that's resistant to most temperature changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so a similar feeling to the DualShock triggers?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds badass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man that sounds cool as shit but also very expensive so more likely on some specialized controller than on the main ones, Time for Steel Battalion 2.0

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you worry, they'll pass off the extra expense to you! If you thought $80 joycons were a scam, wait for their ultra premium $200 science fluid controller that will inevitably have some laughably stupid design flaw and die within a few months.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw there will probably be a power-up in the enxt Mario Kart where you can lock other player's controls or make it harder for them to use the steering stick
      This sounds great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I love how some dumbass from Dexerto said this is Hall Effect and everyone believed it when it's actually a force feedback joystick
      Lets face, not a single monkey on this planet even knows how magnets work.

      >magnetorheological fluid
      It's truly amazing. They will invent the most responsive and state of the art hand controllers. Will they give them to surgeons? Will they be used by the military or scientific research? No, they'll be used to add retarded gimmicks in their games and play Mario Party 20. I would be infuriated if I were a Ukranian drone pilot right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh ukraine
        Shouldn't you be bitching about orange man on twitter?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ukraine
          I'd let a million ukies get raped to death by pigs if that means I get a cool new controller.

          Okay or "Russian drone operator", as if we don't well them to to them too. I like how the use of one counties name automatically means it's a real war.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ukraine
        I'd let a million ukies get raped to death by pigs if that means I get a cool new controller.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MR fluid is already used in a lot of different situations outside this patent (most notably being an effective shock absorbers for speakers, machinery, and even able to lower recoil from guns

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So when does MRAM make a comeback now that it's advanced enough for spastic zoomer phone hands?

          Ugh, FINE. We wiru fixu de driftu probremu, stupid christian-oh goyim-oh.

          Just make a deadzone calibrator. None of their games require competitive precision anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get hit with drunk darts in CoD:Switch2 Edition
      >right-stick keeps shifting its direction on me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing racing game
      >joystick slightly rumbling to imitate being on a road, depends on speed
      >eating cheese
      >thumb is sticking to the joystick because of the cheese but whatever
      >suddenly a glitch occurs that causes the game to exceed the ingame speed limit
      >CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mfw joystick leaked all it's juices out and now it's all loose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this being on f-zero to give the illusion of extreme speeds
      >miyamoto finally nudges and lets a game be released thanks to this
      i still want him retired so normal games can be released tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fucking way the kiddie company risks itself to parents suing because their kid somehow drank the controller liquid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drank the controller liquid
        probably contains the same amount of lubricating fluid that most peripherals have in them already. Probably a droplet is all you need for whatever this controller technology does.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay
    but what is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Click the link and read it you fucking tard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Patenting hall effect sensors

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh, FINE. We wiru fixu de driftu probremu, stupid christian-oh goyim-oh.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that silly little box from taking apart my controllers.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uh... Does this mean the Switch 2 controllers won't drift?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but that's not it's main purpose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worse
      >programmed drift is now a gimmick feature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Now it'll physically drift the stick.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh that's kind of cool
    using MRF to control stick friction
    trying to understand how they'll avoid dumb kids breaking their controller somehow because they aren't expecting the resistance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It won't be on the standard controller, it will be something on a specialised controller for 1 game with a high enough age target it shouldn't be a problem assuming you don't rage

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds intereting but Nintendo are usually the first ones to drop their own gimmicks, I don't think there is a single game in the switch that uses HD rumble for anything.

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