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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure people in the past didnt use hair forming gels that are needed for that haircut

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then you'll enjoy the bowlcut DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      European hair naturally looks good if you don't destroy it with petrochemical shampoos.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know that nignogs have cursed hair-genes but what about the other human races? Asians, Native americans? We europeans obviously are blessed with god tier hair genes but from what I've seen most of humanity can still have decent hair as well, aside from the africans of course.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are 4 hair types.
          >Africans
          Almost exclusively kinky/coily, not to be confused with curly hair you can see in europeans or west asians. Can be curly too I think.
          >East Asians/Native Americans
          Almost exclusively straight, some of them can be wavy too I think, never curly or kinky afaik
          >Europeans/West Asians/Central Asians/South Asians
          Can be straight, wavy, curly. Almost never kinky.

          Basically it's like a spectrum. You have straight at the one end and kinky at the other. Wavy and curly are between straight and kinky hair. Kinky hair is exclusive to Africans or some Aboirignal tribes I think.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Makes sense I guess.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Some Native Americans actually have pretty cool hair. The problem is that a lot of them are complete alcoholics, which dries the shit out of their scales and follicles, which makes their manes turn into brittle straw at best or garner patchy bald spots at worse

          > t. South Dakotan

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            agree
            t. simp native egirl

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                not yet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Was my first thought as well. Also he thicc now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ummm i dont think they had undercuts back then sweatie
      >ummm i dont think they had holding agents back then sweatie
      >ummm i dont think anything but a bowl cut or the shaggy dog look is very authentic sweatie
      Thank you for your expert opinion and dedicated service, o erudite wienermongler

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What's a holding agent

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          google it, esl

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            esl means im not a bongoloid or an amerimutt, thank you for the compliment

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        eat a dick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My hair just does this if I don't shampoo it every day. He literally just has to comb it backward while it's long.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hair gel existed since antiquity. A lot of noble women were known to have garish hair dyes and towering hair styles to stand out of the crowd. Hair gel was simply expensive and there weren't really a lot of professional hair stylists running around in the Middle Ages, but hair styling was an option at least for the nobility (during formal events).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Theres a few non gel haircuts mentioned for different length hair there
        Bear fat is mentioned a bit later for longer hairs pulled back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shut up nerd

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My hair natuarly looks like that if I don't wash it for a day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My hair is naturally wavy and it turns into that if I let it grow without gels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's called being white

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think whites have magic powers and can will their hair to not obey gravity or wind?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Naturally wavy hair disobeys gravity.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            But it never looks good
            t.curly hair 🙁

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              he said wavy, not curly. a white person would know the difference.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Curly isn't wavy though. Wavy is like Chalamet's hair, something between straight and curly. Another example. It starts straight from the bottom but turns to curly towards the end.

                No idea I have the same hair as the pic in

                Naturally wavy hair disobeys gravity.

                when grown, it never looks good, especially on windy days, I have to keep them short
                Also I'm white, Rajeesh

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Also I'm white
                no you're not, Pablo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one obsessing with my skin color here, Abdul, sounds like projection

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one sperging out over his hair not being white

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one sperging out because I complained wavy hair don't look good

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Curly isn't wavy though. Wavy is like Chalamet's hair, something between straight and curly. Another example. It starts straight from the bottom but turns to curly towards the end.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            how does he do it bros
            my hair is wavy but I can never get it to look so effortless

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              bad genes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Your hairline is probably dogshit. I look a lot like timothee chalamet but my male pattern baldness started when I was 19 so I have to get it cut short in a fringe instead or else my entire forehead is visible.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            his left eye is so much lower than his right
            most people i look at have uneven eyes, it's kinda disturbing th emore you see it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              And what about you, Mr. Perfect?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i don't understand this response, why are you defensive
                it's just an observation, it's weird so many people's faces are uneven when you don't see that as often in other animals.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Animals are uneven, too. You don't notice because for the same reason you can't tell individuals of their species apart. As for why it happens? It's because the dominant side of the brain lifts the opposite side up. Lifestyle is also related, for example, people who practiced archery a lot would have the pulling arm longer than the holding arm.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not white (may or may not have had a white great-grandfather though) and my hair is wavy like that too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My hair naturally becomes curly like that without me doing anything to it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tsmt, if chuds are ok with the OP image why do they cry about historically verified representation?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's a quote from an old roman guy who speaks of the Burgundian tribe, saying they put rancid butter in their hair or something
      google rancid butter burgundian, you'll be amazed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      people used natural made pomades and pastes as far back as ancient times there was always grooming

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you naturally have thick but wavy hair, it's not hard to make it look like this.
      Henry shouldn't have it though because his hair in the first game was straight and fine.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it was also darker and receeding like his actor's. I guess they redesigned him to look a bit younger, which wasa good call. since I couldn't take him seriously as a "young lad" in the first game when he looked older than his father.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I don't use shampoo for a few days it'll look like that naturally, especially when it's that short.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are wrong you absolute moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be silly, they probably used pig intestines slime or some shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure it was just regular animal lard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dont dry your hair out with shampoo goyslop cancer chemicals
      >dont shower, hair oils naturally give you the look
      >just be white
      back to baseddit with you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My hair is like this except it's a much darker brown and I don't need to put any product in it. It just has volume and texture by default, all I gotta do is vaguely brush it backwards a bit and it'll look like the guy in the OP pics hair. Got it from my mom's side of the family.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just put a fricking dog lard on your hair or some shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        would you do that as a daily grooming ritual being a slav guy who isnt interested in getting penetrated in the ass in the medieval ages?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they had barbers back then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They had hair care products even back then.
      LMAO at all the moronic LARPers arguing that this is what natural hair looks like though. 100% self-loathing brownoids.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        theres 1 video linked itt talking about medieval hairstyles and it doesnt feature henry from kcd2
        it does feature henry from kcd 1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My hair looks like that and I don't use use hair products. I just work under the hot sun all day. My forehead sweat does the heavy lifting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can be done with water and a bit of fat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      greasy hair holds quite well
      conditioner and pomade literally exists to replace hair oils

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The concept of pomade can be traced back to ancient times. The ancient Egyptians, for instance, used a substance similar to pomade made from animal fats and other ingredients to style their hair and wigs. This practice was not only about appearance but also about hygiene and protection from the harsh sun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't showered this week and can make my hair look like that naturally. It makes its own gel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wash yourself now

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    natural oil does the thing

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Brutal rape of cuman maidens.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's distracting how white Henry looks. Why did they have to model him after an anglo? He's supposed to be a slav.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      voice acting
      marketing

      A slav wouldnt sell

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        true. nobody likes slavs. not even slavs.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >enter KCD thread
    >it's nothing but autistic rambling about qualifies as white people hair
    never change, Ganker

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll needa 4080 and a 7950X3D for a 4k60
    my cpu isn't going to make it, is it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I played the first game with a r5 1600, and it only dipped below 60 in the city

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Rattay is going to be the size of one street in Kuttenberg. It can't even compare.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only 60 fps with that CPU
      It's Joever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The 7950x3d isn't actually any better for games than the 7800x3d, if anything it's slightly worse. For a 2024 game with good graphics those are not unreasonable hardware requirements for 4k60.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Those are the two fastest gaming CPU's on the market. No one is going to be able to play this game if that's the minimum for 60 fps.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            When you're playing at 4k you're mostly GPU bound homie. Pretty sure you can reach more than 60fps with a 4090, and that's all before DLSS.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the game will run like absolute dogshit that's a given

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                poor

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah people pretending 4k is the correct resolution for gaming is continuously moronic

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Resolution doesn't matter with a CPU. Lower ones can even induce a bottleneck. We'll have to see how that set up will fare at 1440p.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ray tracing should feel a big hit at higher res for cpu too

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Is there ray tracing in this game?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                dunno, would be pretty wack if it released without it
                its one of those things that arent gonna be enabled by vavra on video at alpha stage before heavy optimization efforts

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >dunno, would be pretty wack if it released without it
                I doubt the 2011 version of Cryengine they are still using for KCD2 is designed to accomodate it, and I also doubt there is much use of it in a game where reflective surfaces are extremely rare in the first place. Plus I have no doubt that they will already struggle the game to run at half-decent performance as is.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's their custom version of CryEngine 5. It's not exactly the same thing. That's like saying Arkham Knight is just UE3.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It's their custom version of CryEngine 5.
                3
                KCD runs on Cryengine 3, not 5.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                KCD2 is 5

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. It's a heavily modified version of the EXACT SAME ENGINE they used for KCD1. Which was Cryengine 3. Not even Cryengine 3.6 or anything, but the good old 3, which they have been using since their first publisher pitch prototypes literally since 2011.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                explains stuff like this:

                there are still some weird parts in the sequel, based on the trailer. look at the part where Henry is strung up and beaten.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the everloving frick are you talking about, you schizo? Are you implying that that screenshot could have not been achieved on Cryengine 3?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, schizo. I'm saying why parts look straight out of 7th gen.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >No, schizo. I'm saying why parts look straight out of 7th gen.
                ... you do realize that the word "schizo" has a meaning, right?
                I didn't call you that for a the hell of it. I did to make clear that you are LITERALLY BABBLING DERANGED NONSENSE.

                WHAT?
                THE ACTUAL.
                FRICK.
                IS YOUR POINT?!
                Can you string together a single fricking sentence that actually makes sense and presents your argument at least somewhat fricking coherently?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                meds

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How did we end up in a world where the legitimately, actually, mentally ill people keep insisting everyone else needs to "take meds"?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I live in your walls
                I live in your walls
                I live in your walls
                I live in your walls
                I live in your walls

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Say something stupid.
                >Get corrected.
                >Start making incoherent babbling in defense.
                >Get called mentally deficient.
                >"I Know what, I'm gong to post even more random insane nonsense, that will totally show him!"

                You genuinely need to speak to either a psychiatrist, or a neurologist. I know that you aren't genuinely schizophrenic, but you are, absolutely, 100% medically mentally deficient in some non-trivial way.
                It could any anything from mild mental moronation, to a severe personality disorder, but either way, you need to be diagnosed and treated appropriately. This isn't normal, and it isn't benign either, it will cause problems either for you, or those around you.

                Hell, there is probably some nice little welfare check in it for you as well.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >"It's a heavily modified version of the EXACT SAME ENGINE they used for KCD1. Which was Cryengine 3. Not even Cryengine 3.6 or anything, but the good old 3, which they have been using since their first publisher pitch prototypes literally since 2011."
                >"I agree" *show an example of the game looking like it's running on a dated 7th gen engine*
                >*schizo meltdown*
                meds

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's 4k anon. At 4k your framerate will depend on the GPU, not the CPU. Getting 4k60fps native with an rtx4080 on a new graphically demanding game sounds pretty normal.
        Now if you're planning on maintaining 120fps+ framerates without any stutter or drops then yeah CPU will matter even at 4k, but your GPU will matter more.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just want 1080p60 at medium on my RX6800 and 5600x. It's all I ask.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure you'll be able to with those specs, but the FPS will drop to shit in the densest city parts at night just like they did in Rattay.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >but the FPS will drop to shit in the densest city parts at night just like they did in Rattay.
              nothing to do at night anyways. besides steal.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Christ be praised! It's Henry!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Henry of CHADwitz

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hope this scene is henry imploding a random Knight of blood and guts in a duel by how op he is

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sad to disappoint you, but that probably won't be happening. it's been spoiled who the guy he's fighting is.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no! Now that henry isn't a slack jawed slav how can the fanbase relate now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he never was? his voice actor and facescan guy was english?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's bait.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No Theresa, no buy. They should give us an ending where you settle down with her as a reward for not cheating.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >always hungry
      literally me, fr fr

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is a huge history nerd, so she's going to love this game. I can already picture her sperging out about small details as I walk around Kuttenberg.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why KCD character models are a whole generation behind everything else? The environments and lighting look photoreal until a character pops up. Wasn't CryEngine supposed to be good at that shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because the studio started making the game with like 10 people in total, and getting somebody good at making character models was probably low on the priority list. Development for the 1st game was overall pretty awful and messy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there are still some weird parts in the sequel, based on the trailer. look at the part where Henry is strung up and beaten.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's hard to judge if this is part of the main story, or part of the new gameplay features they deliberately slipped into the trailer. For an example, the cutscene where Hendry is being branded: that is not a main story event, that is just something that happens when you get caught committing too many crimes.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            they show him getting beaten by Erik in the next clip, so it's 100% a main story cutscene

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this is foreplay between him and hans

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            GIWTWM

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'd love a gay quest
            >Henry and another dude get spotted naked in a bedroom for unrelated reasons (like switching clothes for another quest)
            >entire quest id about getting rid of witnesses before the both of you end up on the pyre for sodomy

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >witness turns out to be gay and blackmails you with gay sex
              >there's an anal sex minigame where you need to pleasure him enough to keep his mouth shut
              I should be a writer

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                in kcd 1 there is an achievement for keeping henry a virgin
                in kcd 2 there is an achievement for not having any gay sex
                >0.01% people have obtained this achievement

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Achievement name: Don't Say Gay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you can get the achievement if you pass a speech check where Henry says "No homo"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                if your reputation stays too low hans just uses his nobility to rape you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's more like you equip a sword and end up having sex. Like with the shirt and stephany.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you equip hans sword to your ass slot

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        stop spreading misinformation with the "10 poor people wanting to make their dream game", they were 100+ top devs who followed Vavra from 2K when he left after his Mafia 3 script was rejected by 2K management

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm feeling quite hungry...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we had an option to go cannibal. I want to lure the streets of Kuttenberg at night to kidnap and eat kids.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gotta love that clinching with short sword only works if you have an arena like to trap the opponent, otherwise they away move too far away from you to gain anything

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    henry's hair is looking slick. what engine are they using?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 really needs loadouts
    Manually switching from kBlack person to casual for cutscenes and shit is annoying

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have good news for you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2 has loadouts?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yup. apparently.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yup. apparently.

        more info on swordfights, mr. insider? I've heard there are now 3 zones instead of 5, is it true?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          4 zones

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been experimenting with armor and chainmail shirts are awful. it's the lowest protection armor type, it tends to protect the chest, shoulders and arms, and it tends to weight a ton. The issue is that, before you get the armor weight reduction perk, you need to pick and choose armor. Wearing a skirt chest piece + arm armor is lighter than wearing a chain shirt and gives you better protection. And it's not like it's particularly cheaper or anything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just go for fashion. Game isn't that hard.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        either the fights are easy one on one, or its shit time with more than one opponent that you avoid best you can, or you do some cheese tactic

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Henry will get captured by Markvart and his men. I think this will be the event that'll reset some of his skills.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they re-design Erik to look like Putin?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is they're trying to make him more intimidating. Might also be a different actor.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >My guess is they're trying to make him more intimidating
          he's Istvan's b***h boy bottom. I can't take a "man" like that seriously.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then Warhorse probably used MoCap to recreate the voice actor's face. I wonder if we'll see Markvart and Istvan cooperate, as Erik is now part of prior's army.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Istvan already works for Markvart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That guy has brigandine shoulders with plate arms. Will we get additional armor separations despite implications made about simplification?

      Why did they re-design Erik to look like Putin?

      All slavs look like putin.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >All slavs look like putin.
        The Eastern ones with Finnish admixture do but quite a lot of Western Slavs, especially Czechs, look Germanic. Balkanoids often have Turkish and sometimes Northern Italian admixture.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fapped to degenerate r34 I just can't stop
    Forgive me Lord

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For true kino you should do the whole pilgramage in this outfit with no fast travel and have this running in the background

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > track dedicated to the patron saint of artillery, mining and military engineering

        Looks like Semper KINO is on the menu, lads

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Henry is canonicaly gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then why does he have sex with every woman he meets?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Most of those acts are literal rape.
        >He goes to wash up
        He gets raped
        >he tries to cheer up theresa
        She rapes him
        >he helps that queen or whatever
        Raped to spite her husband

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the alchemist table with lots of recipies taking forever to turn to correct page sure is shitty
    then you exit to get the ingredients and you have to do it again because it doesnt remember the page

    Just do another pass on the game system and make it better somehow, frick me.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My hair does this naturally, or atleast it did before I was struck with the bald

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finished the first one, pure ludokino game but too many bugs and this is after 5 years worth of patches. Won't be getting KCD2 on launch.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Theresa is a Mary Sue and le strong and independent woman
    I'm glad she's been written off the sequel.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      incel

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