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still waiting for your balls to drop
Fpbp
I hope this movie bombs
Sonicgays in full force tonight
Wow, wrecked
Looks ok i guess
I hate it that most of these posters on having the main characters always at the center and then the title of thr movie ag the center bottom
God this poster format is so overused that I just can't bring myself to say it looks good
What poster format would you prefer?
name 2 posters that don't do this
Jaws (1975)
Cuck (2019)
That one's a bit literal, innit?
I fricking hate it. It's stupid. Also it's fricking fanart mongoloid.
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My most favorite movie poster of all time. So mesmerizing.
God I love that fricking movie
these days it's usually
teaser poster = simple, original format
final poster = every character
But where the frick is Yoshi and Foreman Spike?
For me it's the female character being unable to have a friendly smile.
MCU looking ass poster but I still love it either way
This. It only highlights how soulless this shit is gonna be.
Who's the random Parakoopa? Is there really not going to be anymore important characters from the games?
High ranking paratroopa, plus he’s designed after the blue shell
Why do all modern posters look exactly the same?
Hollywood has been creatively bankrupt for decades, and is run by israelites who are scared of new ideas like they're gas chambers.
>random paratroopa gets a feature spot
whats his story?
He has a spiky blue shell.
Why does Bowser take up more space than Mario
bowser is bigger than mario
Unlike the games its clear hes gonna have a big, active role here
He’s the big bad of course he’s going to, don’t let it distract you from Rainbow Road
Because he's the villain, and looking from the trailers probably going to be the best thing about the movie.
To make him look powerful and menacing compared to the underdog hero.
>tfw was about to make this EXACT thread
uhhh.....(mario) bros?
God I want to breed DK so bad
Funny way of spelling Luigi
Frick I just realized Movie Bowser = Smash Bowser
They should retcon this design into the mainline games, nuBowser looks like a tool and I cant take him seriously anymore after all the embarrassment hes been put through
>Frick I just realized Movie Bowser = Smash Bowser
Oh my god what if HE appears? Would make this movie 200000000/10 for me.
Mario Kart lore incoming?
>they turned the blue shell into a koopa
You just know this fricker will be OP.
Am i being gaslit who the frick is this why is he on the poster as if he's a well known character
It's a Koopa Paratroopa by the looks of it. What do you think
anon do you seriously not remember him? where did you think the mario kart blue shells came from
This guy was not in the fricking game.
Why is he so prominent?
>he doesn't remember billy blue shell
he had that tragic backstory about always being second to someone every time he came up for a promotion in bowser's army, remember?
You are fricking lying stop
Nah, he's legit. He's been all over Mario media for years
MANDATE MONGLED
Luigi's teeth are so creepy.
DAYUM
Made for Running a Kingdom Full of Mushroom People and defending it with Honor!
Peak Bowser design, the character will literally never look better than this.
ZAMN
A lot of the poses were based on previous renders.
cool
now how many references are they gonna make in the movies
movie*
God I want to frick bowser so bad
Anyone got an imgur link to an /hr/ version?
Why does every Western animated girl have the "girlboss" scowl and look?
What does that even mean? Wtf is wrong with you people?
You vil take the peg
You know why. They even left her pretty feminine for the Asian market and it's still obvious. Traditional femininity is simply not allowed in the western market.
>no Yoshi
>no birdo
It's trash
I agree, the lack of Yoshi in this film is disgusting. This is not a true Mario story.
Yoshi's do show up though.
>some background yoshis cameo and don't impact the story in any way
Honestly almost more insulting than if they hadn't appeared at all.
Oh please, Wario, Daisy and Waluigi Fans most likely have to wait until future movies to see their characters, heck even Pauline is making an appearance.
Rosalina fans have to wait too, Lumas appeared without her in games before
Huge Peach ass.
>Bowser = KINO
>Mario = Cringe
>Luigi = Soul
>Peach = Soulless (literally pic related is the best render of her period)
>MagiKoopa = Meme
>Koopa = Original the Character; Donut Steel.
>DK = Soulful but meme'd (frick shiggy's boomer version of DK when it was Cranky that had more connection to barrels)
>Toad = Surprisingly soulful.
Cranky Kong being the 'original DK' was always dumb Rare fanfiction that never made sense.
Well DKCR and Smash both say that so I guess it stuck around
>MagiKoopa: Meme
Wizenheimer is awesome and kino you ass.
You like Rare DK better? Also do you hope to see Animal Buddies in the DK Movie?
I honestly really think Rare DK doo look better, but at the same time, this is the best classic DK he'll ever look, but there's moments he emotes I don't like how it reveals the dark around his eyes are so small it makes the tan ridges on his face look stupid.
Rare DK never had this problem but it's likely because he never had to emote this much before, so I'm rather torn.
>Also do you hope to see Animal Buddies in the DK Movie?
There's ZERO chance of that, sorry. Shiggy sucks too much to have that much soul in his minions movie.
>There's ZERO chance of that
We’ll just have to wait and see how the whole Mario Movie is for ourselves and determine how the DK Movie will be.
Rare DK is best.
Blowjob eyes.
Why is everyone so off model? What happened to the mandate?
It was all a fan made delusion
this looks like absolute dogshit
i cant believe you fricking morons gobble this shit up
so true, fellow sonicgay!
Who's that blue guy
Nintendo Saved Video Games and Now Will Save Cinema
The marvel poster trend is the shitiest thing ever.
looks great
>Peach front and center
>the queen of video games front and center
Kino
>the worst waifu in gaming history front and center
cringe
cope and seethe, sonicgay. Your days are quite literally numbered.
Frick off sonicgay. Like you care
>Brown mustaches
Soulless.
No, I'm not going to go see Boss Gurl Peach because unlike most here, I'm not a flaming homosexual.
No one asked you, Black person.
>Blue Spiny Shell Troopa
The trepidation surrounding this movie is fricking hilarious when you take the Sonic movies into consideration and how terrible those were put people ate them up anyway even though this movie is pretty much guaranteed to be better.
So far none of the mario trailers showed flossing or the main character mentioning Relavant Pop Culture Celebrity so it's already leagues ahead of the shitbucket which is the sonic movies.
who the frick was talking about Sonic moron
you're comparing shit to shit with sprinkles on top
Purely because of the goodwill the sonic movies got after changing the initial design. That's it.