New Tomb Raider Face Announced

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> Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s adaptation of video game Tomb Raider is scaling the walls at Amazon.

> The news was revealed by Head of Amazon & MGM Studios Jen Salke at the company’s Upfront event in New York, who called it an “epic” and “globe-trotting” series.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can0t act and can't do action.
      what's her appeal?

      She's not playing her, just writing the series. it'll probably be a black or poo woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It'll probably be a black
        Fingers crossed Lara will get blacked
        Hopefully in a Sudanese tribal village

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kys rugga

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black would be too obvious. They will be some kind of white/brown or white/asian mutt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's British so you can always bet on jeet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how does the anti-colonizer narrative work if she's not white?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can’t do the “anti-colonialism” bullshit since everyone knows Lara is supposed to be the protagonist, the character you identify with. Even the morons making this know they can’t get away with portraying her as a straight up villain. So instead they’re just gonna brownwash her (i’m guessing poojeet since black would be too obvious).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lara is British, so they definitely will cast pajeet or Black person.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess she is gonna be a race like the yennefer netflix one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's gonna be a paki or pajeeta, and the show will be about
          >muh colonialism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In the leaks for the next game it's supposedly a pajeeta named Priya, and she's supposed to take over Lara's legacy after she retires.
            Crystal Dynamics actually DMCA'd these leaks so I'm 100% convinced they're true.
            Just think about it, Lara Croft is literally everything that wokies despire
            >rich
            >white
            >loves guns
            >hoards cultural treasures from third world countries in her basement for fun
            >unapologetic butthole
            >hot as frick, men love her
            It would only make sense for them to try to get rid of her for good, they've already changed her to be completely unrecognizable so might as well outright replace her.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No Lara

              There isn't a bin in this world large enough for such trash

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              as an accelerationist I want this to be true. it would crack me up so much, imagine the satisfaction from shitting on this designated shitting show all the while knowing it's a guaranteed flop. it's like counting cards in a casino and knowing you will get away with it.

              making a TV show about Tomb Raider is already moronic because TR needs different international locations, lots of extras, stunts, it needs all the components of a big budget movie. TV shows are about people standing around in small sets, talking to each other. there is virtually no talking in a real Tomb Raider game so wtf are the characters going to be yapping about? how many lines did Jolie have in her TR movies? those were real adaptations of the source material. so it's unfilmable for TV and then they go and take their odds from very low to absolute zero, by basing the writing on GLOBOhomosexual cultthink.
              I look forward to the usual stages of failing woke media:
              >old TR was racist and sexist. removing the iconic protagonist is a good thing!
              >early access shills love it! look at their virtually identical puff pieces! how could the show fail now? *nervous chuckle*
              >initial audience reception is only negative because of racist reviewbombing. the negative reviews should all be deleted.
              >if you don't like pajeeta replacing Lara just DON'T WATCH IT! haha
              >wait, wtf, you are actually not watching it
              in this phase some of the sheep wake up and panic while the rest of the herd huddles together in denial.
              >it's successful regardless, there will definitely be a second season, actually there will be a cinematic universe even
              (I hope there will be. double down and keep losing money!)
              >some other show or event is stealing the viewers from this show, it has nothing to do with being bad or woke
              aaaand it's canceled LOL
              >the show was TOO ahead of its time, enlightened and fresh
              LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And then youtubers start making moronic e-essays how TV show was so underrated and was lightyears ahead from others in innovation and diversity, and Reddit fill comments with applause, calling both show and e-essay creators bold and stunning.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He thinks that's the worst of it
              Here's more details about the game:
              These are from an early stage of the game:
              >"Generic Ubigame" structure.
              >4 companions with their own habilities >Open or semi-open world, not clear >Lara would have a motorcycle, to make it easier for players to explore
              >MMO elements
              >5 villains, very stereotypical, including a rich man, a mob boss, and two brothers. >Familiar characters returning, Jonah Maiava and Kurtis Trent.
              >Lara will have a skill tree with spells. >The game is a mix of various trends and genres Leaker of picrel says it may release within less than a year if there's no delays but no release date is set in stone
              First Leaker:https://x.com/GregoryFelipeEF/status/1758131376665112868 2nd Leaker's Trackrecord:https://twitter.com/thevscooper/status/1764114719386849739

              2nd Leak:
              New Tomb Raider game Leak/ Rumor from a VA casting script
              >-Codename Project Jawbreaker- Grounded tone w/ fantastical elements
              >Casting authentic British VA, 30's, 5'6", athletic
              >Lara is experienced w/ years of "protecting artifacts" and adventures (cont'd)
              >Familial drama left behind
              >Lara's adventures reached tabloids/ media and inspired a new generation of Tomb Raiders
              >Lara Croft struggles with loneliness now >Lara encounters a mysterious cataclysm she cannot face alone so she works with a team of Tomb Raiders

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah there's more to it, the leak was in summer 2022 and it sounded fricking horrible
                she's also supposed to be a dyke because of course they would make her one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just want Lara to be alone in the jungle/desert/tundra raiding tombs. How hard can this be?
                SOTTR already sucked dicks with CD's moronic idea of making the "hidden city" a fricking fetch quest hub.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nooooo she needs a heckin diverse team to have banter with

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the leaks for the next game it's supposedly a pajeeta named Priya, and she's supposed to take over Lara's legacy after she retires.
                Crystal Dynamics actually DMCA'd these leaks so I'm 100% convinced they're true.
                Just think about it, Lara Croft is literally everything that wokies despire
                >rich
                >white
                >loves guns
                >hoards cultural treasures from third world countries in her basement for fun
                >unapologetic butthole
                >hot as frick, men love her
                It would only make sense for them to try to get rid of her for good, they've already changed her to be completely unrecognizable so might as well outright replace her.

                Oh my fricking goodness, this series is beyond salvageable

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >In the leaks for the next game it's supposedly a pajeeta named Priya, and she's supposed to take over Lara's legacy after she retires.
              Wow, it's like that Uncharted replacement meme, but instead of Nathan, it's Lara. lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would need all of my effort and willpower to tame such a woman
            But it would be worth it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% guaranteed Pajeet with the way britain's going. First the blacks have to replace Brits in everything, and now the Pajeets are doing it too.

          she's british aristocracy and probably hebraic too

          She's literally from the land of Cuckfield.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Starring
        >Starring
        >Starring
        >Starring
        Are you fricking moronic? God, you doomhomosexuals are unsalvageable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >believing random screenshots of headlines on Ganker
          subhuman npc moron
          https://deadline.com/2024/05/tomb-raider-phoebe-waller-bridge-amazon-1235915370/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is this all over the news now? Every fricking outlet released the same fricking article today, even though this is old news we've already known about for like a year now.

            Shee already gave interviews and unironically said that she's not going to give fans what they want from Tomb Raider.
            It will be another SUBVERTING MUH EXPECTATIONS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they will make laura the antagonist
        pajeeta will the protagonist fighting against evil whytey colonizer who stole her ancestors treasures or maybe they will rewrite history and make lauras grandmother evil white colonizer and in modern day both laura and pajjeta team up to once again defeat whyte colonizers

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can0t act and can't do action.
    what's her appeal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only role she's ever been acceptable in is Fleabag and that's because it's literally just herself.
      Good thing she's not actually playing Lara and the screenshot is wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what's her appeal?
      Her vegana. It's the only real vegana around there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what's her appeal?
      All of this shit is just nepotism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, even in the ludicrously posh small world of British media she's both loaded and well connected. Her dad founded a trading platform that was sold to the Swiss in the 90s and there are landed gentry Baronets on both sides of her family. Went to all the right private schools, mixes with all the right crowds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's british aristocracy and probably hebraic too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The huge fricking nose is a hint

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her parents are very very rich and influential.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nepotism
      no one fricking knows who this b***h is except the 5 people who watched that new indiana jones shitflick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nepotism
      no one fricking knows who this b***h is except the 5 people who watched that new indiana jones shitflick

      >I never watched Fleabag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone watch Fleabag? Pass me with that gay shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I never watched some overrated niche British comedy

        Get out of here you utter spastic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's israeli and checks the woke safe horny box.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's good at sucking the life out of male viewers, unironically is why she gets roles.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not "starring" in it. She might not even be in it at all.
    She's a pretty good screenwriter and all we know is she's writing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please fricking DIE shill homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You spelled "DEI" wrong, friendo. :^)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I didn't :^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the touch of death on any project. You have to frick up when your female character can't even get a Lego mini-fig in 2023.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >touch of death
        Fleabag won multiple awards wtf are you talking about

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny, Fleabag is the reason why she will turn Tomb Raider into another subversive dogshit bastardization of the original.
          >sauce
          https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/07/02/magazine/phoebe-waller-bridge-indiana-jones-interview.html

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's a pretty good screenwriter
      ahahahahahaahaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's a pretty good screenwriter
      What compels homosexuals to come on to our board and lie like this?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soulless pitch black fluoride pig stare
    instantly dropped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just say beady israelite eyes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For our new tv adaptation, we want to cast the lead actress of the biggest box office flop of all time!
    Who makes these decisions and why do they still have a job?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's shit it's just another shitty Tomb Raider adaption for the pile of shitty Tomb Raider adaptions, which is literally all of them.
    If by some miracle it ends up being good, then great.
    Basically there's nothing to lose at this point.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sore it won't bomb like all nuTomb Raider media made in the last dozen of years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Franchise often gets misinterpreted as empowerment when its original appeal was big breasts, guns and short shorts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't put much stock in that, nobody can decide what's hateful or empowering until a higher power has deigned it as such
        there's no rhythm or reason to it, it's the observers gut reaction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The misinterpretation was so hardcore with this one. I couldn't create something so purposefully antithetical to the real Lara/TR even if I tried as a joke.
        And who even is empowered by this? Uggos? Rapists? Iconoclasts?
        There should be some kind of intellectual shame, if not a rule, for taking a name and just slapping it on some unrelated product.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Franchise often gets misinterpreted as empowerment when its original appeal was big breasts, guns and short shorts.

          do wymen really though you just stare at a big boobed girl fo hours
          like they never question the shooting to dinosaurs, yettis and generaly killing of protected/endangered wild life
          or stealing/destroying relics from a country
          but god forbid if you do so in tanktop and booty shorts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, they actually seethed about this very much and have transitioned her (heh) into being a "protector of artifacts" and no longer a tomb raider. the tomb raiders are the bad guys now.
            this was in the leaks for the previous game, in the synposis for the board game, and also in the interviews they did about the upcoming netflix series.
            they completely killed this franchise.
            tomb raider is literally no longer tomb raider,
            lara croft is no longer lara croft.
            her motivations are different, her backstory is different, her personality is different, her appearance is different.
            it is no longer the same character, but they will try to gaslight you into believing they improved her.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why is it that media types have convinced themselves that they need to use art to prescribe morals? What's wrong with just stepping into the shoes of someone else, even if they're problematic or outright morally objectionable? I was fine with Lara being a fricking psycho adrenaline junkie who just hunts artefacts as an excuse to do radical shit, where her parents are still alive and just disappointed in her for not being an upper class lady. I can enjoy a video game playing as an objectionable butthole so long as it's fun, then put it down and be a normal person after the fact.

              Why can't our generation just admit we make/play games because it's fun and nothing else? Why do we have to pretend we're doing some big moralistic "work" at every turn?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because most of them are egotistical/narcissistic morons that have to constantly virtue signal to make themselves feel/look good.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              None of these media-illiterate swine understand that just because it's fun to play a thief doesn't mean we literally endorse it in real life.

              Leftists are incapable of separating fiction from reality, which is why representation in media is so essential.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Call me incel or moron autist or whatever but I am 100% convinced that all women and a substantial part of normalgay men do not actually enjoy anything on it's own at all and merely attach themselves to popular things, pretending to like them for the sake of social inclusion. I have come to this conclusion from thousands of hours of anecdotal observation of the normalgay condition, and my honest judgement is that they genuinely have no real hobbies and do not understand fun itself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are an incel or moron autist or whatever but I am 100% convinced that all women and a substantial part of normalgay men do not actually enjoy anything on it's own at all and merely attach themselves to popular things, pretending to like them for the sake of social inclusion. I have come to this conclusion from thousands of hours of anecdotal observation of the normalgay condition, and my honest judgement is that they genuinely have no real hobbies and do not understand fun itself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How Lara croft went from a sex icon to a horse icon.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony raider
    a fugly titlet archeology student (on her 40's) who maybe knows how to use a bow and climb mountains, works to overcome patriarchy in the archeology study while fighting for trans kids rights, and defeating a secret society that tries to make patriarchy great again, "that may imply some relic from a tomb" (unconfirmed)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Phoebe Waller-Bridge le bad
      This is how I know you have shit taste in Ganker

      Ron Perlman looking ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about this picture that makes it look like she's a Skyrim NPC waiting for me to come up to her?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unfortunate but she does have the WASP look

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how moronic you'd have to be to look forward to shit like this in the first place

  11. 2 weeks ago
    FBI Agent 742

    Frick this ugly c**t. Fricking beady eyes going in opposite directions.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ugg0 man-face. probably a dyk3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that you put it that way mabe she is the right person for nuLara.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Phoebe Waller-Bridge le bad
    This is how I know you have shit taste in Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are still consooming television and movies in the current year there is no saving your lobotomized brain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bro i need to blend in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess because it's le woke? You play video games and that industry is way more woke than movies and television.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And just like TV 99,9% of modern games are unplayable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Let me guess because it's le woke?
          Do you have anything to say about this truth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was awful in that indiana jones film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a troony I guess that's why they picked her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, what an absolutely fugly israelitey dyke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's 10/10 according to America.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beauty of their woman and taste of their food make British the best sailors in the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      atleast she has gamerhair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly over dodger version of Winona ryder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a dude lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >38
        >no children
        yeah it's literally a troony

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello sirs! I hate Black folk, trannies and israelites!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they just rename the hated indiana jones sequels they intented to make with her to Tomb Raider so they hope to sell better

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >starring
    what
    i thought she was the showrunner
    also this has been known for like a year
    what the frick is this news?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much studio executive wiener does she suck in order to keep getting hired in Hollywood?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we will never get a fun Tomb Raider movie with Lara fighting tigers, sharks, Trex, dragons...
    Paul Anderson and his wife should've adapted Tomb Raider instead of Resident Evil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, as long as it doesn't star Milla. Love her and she's beautiful, but she doesn't look like the character at all and she's flat like a board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those were shit too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick no

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the woman who almost singlehandedly killed a beloved franchise and helped create one of the biggest box office bombs of all time... that's who we need at the helm of this show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the woman who almost singlehandedly killed a beloved franchise
      The franchise was long dead(new movie being nuclear dogshit doesn't make Crystal Skull any less rotting dogshit), her movie was just puppetting a corpse in some vile mockery.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So.youre saying that she's so bad that she took a dead franchise and made it even deader. She should put that on her resume.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Angelina Jolie get Lara Croft's role?
    Who casted her?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect casting, will NEVER be topped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hnnnnnng

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's the writer and producer which has been known for a while

    not that it matters since everything she worked on is dogshit, especially indiana jones where disney and kathleen kennedy tried to have her take over and where she was so insufferable that even the most cucked of mainstream media felt like they've had enough

    https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20230519-indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny-review-gloomy-and-depressing-final-act

    >I'm not sure how many fans want to see Indiana Jones as a broken, helpless old man who cowers in the corner while his patronising goddaughter takes the lead, but that's what we're given, and it's as bleak as it sounds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything she worked on is dogshit
      Killing Eve was decent and I know people that love Fleabag

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the face, show me her juggs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mogged and Bogged

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show me her juggs?
      they're nice:

      much better than that Swedish washboard at least

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ABSOLUTELY PERFIDIOUS

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    much better than that Swedish washboard at least

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, any curves would be edited out during modelling and also face would suspiciously look like a troon intern from the same office.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rachel Brosnahan
      She's playing Lara?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mommy

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With every ruined game/franchise, I grow a little more antisemitic.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024....
    >I am still remembered as the true Tomb Raider
    >I still have not been surpassed

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every movie she's in has failed
    >People still keep giving her more jobs
    It's as if that salki foid wanted to destroy the company, since it seems that the only shows not bombing on prime are the grand tour and clarkson's farm.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This Walled b***h destroyed Han Solo,James Bond and Indiana Jones. Now coming for Lara. How is she getting all this giga? Is she related to Rothschild or something?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're burning the franchise to the ground.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't even trying to be subtle anymore. It's beyond farcical.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I would take it, but since demons are going to kill me and my lineage over the next 400 years, I will return it for uuuh cultural heritage
      >topples ancient pillar, destroying untouched archaeological marvel on the way out for a cool chase sequence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, they've killed another good thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't give a frick about art, gaming, or any audience, they're getting that easy ESG money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gay/ghem
        My sides

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >THIRSTY SWORD LESBIANS
        >GAY SPACESHIP GAMES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, they've killed another good thing

      wokes are so fricking boring. no character can be allowed to be morally complex or dubious. everyone has to have the exact same bay area HR vetted set of opinions about every single issue, and behave accordingly. except for villains obviously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lara croft respects demons now instead of killing them
      can't make this shit up
      leftoids destroy everything
      and yes, this is purely for political reasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw a fricking joke becomes real
      honk honk motherfrickers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is sterilization and co-opting of the highest order, done by ideologues and not genuine actual fans wishing to perpetuate Lara- they wish to recreate Lara into their pretend imaginary replication with additional corporate goodthinker bullshit that was never ever there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    LICENSED FAN FICTION

    >LICENSED FAN FICTION
    LICENSED FAN FICTION

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot overstate how much I hate this woman's writing and mole

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't actresses pretty anymore? You can find average women working at starbucks that look better than modern actresses or models.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last tomb raider film from a few years ago failed?
    what makes them think it'll be successful this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's name I know! IP milking to the last drop! Woooooomaaaaan power!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same reason why they're making another season for the rings of power despite the first one being a massive flop and losing tons of money and being hated by everyone
      >big IP with female lead
      it's just too good to pass up, they HAVE to ruin it and watch it burn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because they end up doing a shekel, despite the audience hating it.
        It's big IP with big marketing and they manage to sell, even if it's in indonesia or estonia, they make a shekel at the end and they peddle their aristocrat offsprings to your face

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >absolutely no breasts whatsoever
    >now that Crystal Dynamics owns the thing, they won't allow anything "offensive" like treasure hunting after they essentially deemed everyone who liked the first-gen TR games to be Hitler.

    Oh fricking joy I can't wait to NOT watch any of this shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How dare they not perfectly recreate real humans in a video game about shooting Yetis and spike traps

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not made for you bigots
    don't like it don't watch it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Future headline
      >Why is no one watching Amazon's Tomb Raider series?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bigots are actually the people who don't come up with their own shit to do things their way under a belief that they need to be parasites who take over and replace what others have done. If they were ever fans, then why frick up a willing formula? They're not fans. They're driven entirely by hating that which is successful without carrying their broken ugly values.

      So like evil brats they seek to take away anything that brings anyone the slightest shred of happiness, and replace it with something deliberately ugly that serves as a "moral lecture" to re-educate us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with this design. frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's shitty, and looks like a trannie pretending to be a female.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not Lara Croft, that's what's wrong with the design

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not only is this not tomb raider, the only thing that is tomb raider about her is the fact that someone stole her name and put it on this random spelunker who has a bow for some moronic reason
        frick off with your terrible taste, shitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, for how modest it is, Netflix Lara still has more breasts and ass than Lara did in Shadow of the Tomb Raider.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using her iconic ice axe
      based, they understood lara's character so well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is not Lara Croft.
      This is the demake pretender that struggles with accurately shooting arrows, can barely fight against men, and hasn't been in any tragic events until the actual game itself, also is likely a nonbinary pansexual for some reason or another because reasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every single Netflix animated series have the exact same low budget art style?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably made by the same diversity hires

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. why does Amazon want to losem oney so bad?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the reboot of the reboot (of the reboot) game series still coming out that had that leak where it shows they're planning on making her uglier, essentially completely titless, and also a homosexual for some even uglier negress? Haven't heard anything from that in a while

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they haven't announced it yet but they're probably deep into production at this point
      there's tons of rumors that all sound vaguely similar to the leaks from 2 years ago, and some of them seem semi-confirmed by crystal dynamics talking about that dogshit tabletop spinoff game

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's ugly af

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking over TRbros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Melonie Mac
      kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo muh heckin culture warrior hurts troony feelings so you have to dislike her
        don't care, she's been covering every single TR leak so i'm following her
        video games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >don't care I'm a simp
          ftfy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok troonoid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heckin' noooo she says the f wuuurd
        Do your mother a favor (since you dad isnt in the picutre) 41% yourself today.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about, shitbird? You're simping for a moronic American wahman that forgot to drink water.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >writer named "Phoebe"
    >hyphenated surname
    >israeli nose

    DOA

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello 1 season tax write off. Uwe Boll's spirit is back

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a good screenwriter, did any of you homosexuals even watch fleabag?? Writing vidya adaptation sloppa is below her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >below her

      Nah this is basically her job. You write or act in the the dumb IP shit for superheroes or sci fi or video games and then when you have the money and producer trust from that, you go make your prestige drama or whatever that you actually want to make. You think Adam Driver really gives that much of a shit about Star Wars? But frick if it doesn't let him make shit like Last Duel, Marriage Story or OffBroadway productions.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my friend jokingly predicted this would happen after the last indiana jones movie lol

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nu tomb raider
    >Amazon
    lemayo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's hope Rings of Power S2 bombs even harder than S1, leading Amazon to cancel more projects including this shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >150k dislikes already
        kek

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to GOD if the rumor about them making Lara middle aged or old in the new game is true I’m done with Tomb Raider forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie who wants Lara Croft to be an old fart?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine tomb raider starring gilf jennifer lopez

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People still care about tomb raider? It's been like 30 years of awful games and media. Do normalgays just not learn their lesson?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get amazon trial with order
    >try out amazon prime video
    >shit still gives ads and I'm still required to purchase movies and tv shows
    Normies really put up with this?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israelite nose, in the oven it goes

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow she's going to ruin Indiana Jones AND Tomb Raider. All that leaves is Uncharted

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are mocking people. They know that people hate her. They want you angry and demoralized. It's all subversive warfare. Every beloved franchise must be intentionally ruined.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tomb raider was wrecked as a franchise 11 years ago
      Vikander just pissed on the ashes

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she likes horses

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made Indiana Jones look shit. Basically, just shitting on the franchise so they bury Harrison Ford to the ground like star wars.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The intentional sabotage of beloved IPs will continue until the elites are ready to collapse society. Until then, there will be constant demoralization and continued sabotage of beloved franchises.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't know if her face is worthy of the Lara Croft name until I see it glazed in pearly horse seed.
    I'll hold my judgments until then.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not playing Lara is she? Just writing/showrunning?

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get ready for Laura Cruz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IGN is already pushing for it KEK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jenna Ortega won
        Melissa Barrera won
        Rachel Zegler won
        You lost lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know who any of those people are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did they win?
          I know Jenna Ortega is pretty popular and Rachel Zegler is hated by everyone, but I've never heard of Melissa Barrera

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rachel Zegler is hated by everyone
            That's where you're wrong. She won. Melissa Barrera is in Scream, Scream VI, and Abigail.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >That's where you're wrong. She won.
              anon, her movie is delayed, possibly canceled.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She still won because of West Side Story and The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She got hired because the people in power know that men absolutely despise her. That's the only reason. They want you enraged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, these people really do "fail upwards". She was just in one of the biggest box office bombs of all time.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at that shnozle and beady eyes. totally organic. what is this guy's pronouns again?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The street shitter isn't writing the show, you mass replying homosexual.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara, you need to go to this place and find this artifact
    >*stares at the camera*

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we've known this shit for MONTHS
    why are people pretending that its news now?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And spam is not allowed. Especially shit soijak spamming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, who's gonna stop me, you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. After I report to the mods.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DORK ALERT!
          Rules are for losers.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >couldn't steal Indiana Jones mantle
    >make her into the discount female version

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The OP isn't right. Its total ragebait that was pointed out as well in the first few replies. So why is this thread still up? Thats what I dont get about this board. I dont get why you keep bait threads up that deserve to be put to the bottom of the catalogue. Like what are you even getting mad about? It isn't real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the OP is wrong but most people aren't even talking about it, everyone knows she's just the showrunner / writer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a time where anons should band together and not give the OP the clout though. Its fake bullshit same as a high majority of threads these days,the board has gone down the shitter when you know everything is fake, manufactured, falsehoods. I read the discussion on her as showrunner and even those posts are full of wrong information. Theres nothing here

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is going on in this thread?
    is this a discord troony thread or something?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uggo yenta

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