NICE

NICE

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the things i would do to play the epic made trilogy on pc man....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be happy if I could play Ult Ed. What the fuck is this and how do I fix it? None of the other games on Xbox PC have this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://yandex.com/search/?text=gear+of+war+torrent&lr=104811
        It's that easy.
        >b-but muh spyware
        Launch it in a VM.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >torrenting video games
          My penis isn't mutilated. Sorry.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very weird projection even for Ganker

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How is it a projection what the fuck? Pretty much all half cocks have the worst kind of stockholm syndrome ever. The second last thing I would except a half cock to do is insult someone on the basis of their mutilated freak cock. The absolute last thing I would except of them is to understand what sex is actually supposed to feel like.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meds ASAP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have goypass goyim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only includes Ult Ed. 4 and 5. 2 and 3 have no PC port at all because the first GoW PC port sold like ass so all resources for 2's PC port was put into Gears 3 and no such plans for 3's PC port ever existed. The rumors are an MCC style collection is happening and that will definitely be on PC because all Xbox stuff is on PC now.

        3 = 4 > 2 > 1 > 5

        >Campaign
        3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > J
        >Versus
        5 > 4 > 3 > UE > 2 > J > 1
        >Co-op
        5 > 3 > 4 > 2 > J

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 had the best campaign purely by the giant worm.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that whole section is kino, but it also has the worst shitty vehicle section in a series famous for having terrible vehicle sections.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They weren't that long, at least you weren't fighting shitty unfun lambent.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Retro charging a whole group of Formers in one go
                >unfun
                Fuck off gay the Lambent were cool.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Versus
          >5 at the top
          83% still exists and happens on the regular

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a new thing. Gears has always had questionable hitreg.

            Is the series dead now?
            I have never played past the 3rd but I've heard Microsoft went full woke and made MC a woman and it bombed or something

            Pretty much. Though Kait as the main character is probably the least offensive incarnation of the "woke soft reboot" virus. At least there's a lore reason for her being important, contrived as it is, it's better than "she just is, okay!" As for bombed, I doubt it, Gears 5 was hugely successful. But it's pretty dead now, impossible to find versus matches outside of US servers. Horde and Escape are still very playable though.

            They weren't that long, at least you weren't fighting shitty unfun lambent.

            Most of them aren't but the Centaur in 2 goes on for way too long and easily has the worst controls on top of being the longest.

            Who did you choose?

            JD obviously. He actually was a real character and had a whole arc of turning kinda evil and then redemption over the campaign of 5. I also wasn't going to let Marcus lose yet another family member. Del on the other hand has been a main character for 2 whole games with infinite screen time and I still couldn't tell you anything about him or his personality. He's just boring and lame and now his neck is broken.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not a new thing.
              I'm aware, but it's never been as prevelant than in the coalition gears games.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude Gears 5 bombed harder than Nagasaki.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          judgement mp should be higher but otherwise pretty good list

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not while off hand grenade throwing and them sticking off throws exists. Dumbest fucking shitter friendly noob cheese I've ever seen in a PvP game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Dumbest fucking shitter friendly noob cheese I've ever seen in a PvP game.
              3 literally had the sawed off as a loadout weapon. the whole series has plenty of cheese weapons actually

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The sawed off at least had a tell with it's big light at the front and the retards using it always running straight at you. It was still bullshit don't get me wrong, but at least it had a counter. Frag tagging with an offhand throw in Judgment was the gayest shit I've ever seen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, the campaigns in 4, 5, and Judgement must be real fucking garbage if 1's cliffnotes of a campaign is better than them.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want new servers for GoW3.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplayer in this game was really intense, I would play it a lot along with Lost Planet 1.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 = 4 > 2 > 1 > 5

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the series dead now?
    I have never played past the 3rd but I've heard Microsoft went full woke and made MC a woman and it bombed or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they went full hollywood with the idea of passing down the torch, so the established best characters were pushed aside for generic western looking zoomer women with punk like hairstyles

      naturally weak gays have no interest in gow and gow fans either grew up or have no interest in playing weak gays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gears probably turned a lot of guys towards bodybuilding much like DBZ did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead for now, 5 is practically abandonware but there's been a new game teased for 2023.
      i hope it's set during the pendulum wars

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gears of war was peak soul, some of my strongest memories in gaymen are from playing gears 1 and 2 late a night, never getting bored of it; 3 wasn't too bad but that's when it started going downhill fast and got too casualised
    >perfect reload followed by the sound of the lancer firing
    i'll never feel such simple satisfaction from a video game ever again

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who did you choose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally who and who being hold hostage by who?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Myrrah's Daughter is holding Marcus' Son and "Player 2." All three are new characters but at least two of them have connections to the OT. "Player 2" just exists so they can say they have a black person in the main cast even though they already have Cole who was actually a memorable character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well Myrrah's daughter is much less fuckable compared to Myrrah.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was okay before she get turned into an anime tentacle queen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do devs still put in these retarded choices at the end of games with absolutely no choices beforehand?

      You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one, or kill the "saved" character too either offscreen or at the start of the next one. Its so bunk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one
        Like 95% of people saved JD apparently. It's not going to cause any problems unless they decide "muh racism!!" and save Del.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll probably have campaigns for both it wouldn't be that much effort.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You irreperably damage the story, and have to decide that half the players choices were wrong in the next one
            Like 95% of people saved JD apparently. It's not going to cause any problems unless they decide "muh racism!!" and save Del.

            I could see them doing what nuwolf 2 did with Wyatt and the Scottish guy and just having you redo the choice at the start of the sequel and having both characters in the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I choose the one in the middle. Blast em in the face and both dudes get saved ggez

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an even easier choice than Fergus and Wyatt in wolfenstein

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      such a retarded narrative decision from every angle
      the choice itself is retarded; who in their right mind would save Del?
      >gee do I kill this character with an established backstory, who is the son of the series' original protagonist, was the protagonist of the previous game, and of the first chapter in this game... or do I kill the literally who sidekick who's done nothing but spout one-liners the past two games?
      second, why even add the decision to this game when it's so late to the story and only effects like 2 cutscenes? especially when there are no other such decisions anywhere else in the story?
      third, they're either doubling the amount of work they have to do next installment by making cutscenes for both characters based off which one you saved, or otherwise they're going to shit on this supposed player agency by making a canon option and pretend the choice never happened. either way it's pretty fucked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who would save Del?
        people who completely ignored JD's character arc because he was a mean bad man once or twice.
        So like, 40% of the players.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          retards, in other words, hence why it's a retarded choice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I chose Del to see Marcus suffer more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JD
      I'll commend TC over Gears 5 as they actually brought me around to him, hated him in 4.
      Wish i could say the same about Del, he's just kinda boring.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO WANTS TOAST

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Active reload is a pretty good mechanic and I’m surprised more games haven’t picked it up

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember kids, the last few bullets in the magazine have a damage bonus. Reloading early is DPS loss.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YEEEAAAHHH!!! THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Benjamin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how in Gears 5 they finally gave each Carmine unique lines. They even recorded a special dorky sounding laugh emote for Ben.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mess up reload
        >mentions jamming
        Feels bad

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any third person shooters where i can be fast instead of running from cover to cover?
    i already played vanquish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have not played Vanquish until you beat it on God Hard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have, on pc

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best one on pc, 1, 4 or 5? and how was tactics? want to play some cover shoot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 is the only good one in the whole series period.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gears is a unique series in that gameplay gets noticeably better with each game (Judgment excluded obviously) but the story is crap after 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only good thing about judgment was the massive dumpy of that redhead girl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Breechshot was fun in multiplayer even if it was retardedly overpowered.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is envisioned as tactical third person shooter survival horror
    >PvP is just people rushing at each other with shotguns and rolling around

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rolling around
      It's actually sliding. Rolling means you've misjudged your slide and will likely get you killed because of your easily predicted animation and trajectory.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character can't reload his own fucking gun without handholding from the player
    what's next, do they need manual inputs to fucking walk ???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you don't press the button the right way, the character fumbles the reload like a mongoloid spastic.
        ergo he needs help to execute a regular ass reload.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you don't press the button the right way, then it is you who is the mongoloid spastic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, idiot. The character does the reload normally by himself. You have the option to take a risk and go for a faster reload.
          >Hit grey
          Faster reload
          >Hit white
          Super fast reload and extra damage
          >Miss
          Longer reload

          if you don't press the button the right way, then it is you who is the mongoloid spastic

          based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do they need manual inputs to fucking walk
      pushing the left stick is a manual input you fucking idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, idiot. The character does the reload normally by himself. You have the option to take a risk and go for a faster reload.
        >Hit grey
        Faster reload
        >Hit white
        Super fast reload and extra damage
        >Miss
        Longer reload

        [...]
        based

        this shit would be like "oh you can walk faster, but you need to press these buttons in succession"
        sprint is different in that it almost always is a resource that can be expended and recharged.

        this reload system sucks ass, sorry you need to pamper your single digit protagonist meat heads with this shit, must be extremely embarrassing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gameplay bad!

          you're a special brand of idiot lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just like a dedicated sprint button makes my character feel like a geriatric asshole, instead of base speed being sprint tier, like in old shooters, a dedicated "help my character reload like a normal operator " button makes my character feel like he's a drooling mongoloid who isn't fit to be in a battle.

            just have the speedy reload be normal. why nerf the characters in order to add an unneccessary gameplay element that is literal busywork for minimal gain?

            i like my protagonists to be actually competent

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this has to be bait
              >for minimal gain?
              please play the games

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i like my protagonists to be actually competent
              In gears the character is as skilled as you are. Unironic skill issue

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Convince me this isn't just a Gears 4 patch sold as a new game so they could garden gnome you on skins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gears 4 feels better to play

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yes the game that e-sports morons ruined with bad feedback and no sense cry

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*ctuhojppgidcfuy chic chic
    >*female Sigh
    >"Nice"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone tried to make their own cover shooters and didn't add any cool mechanics like this

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me while I wall bound at break neck speeds forward to gib you with a shotgun.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Gears 1
    >Go into player match
    >Map: Gridlock
    >Game Type: Annex
    >Weapons Switch: All longshots
    >Friendly Fire: On
    Name a better feeling than this in Gears multiplayer I dare you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lizzie carmine is a chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Annex is shit. Warzone is for men

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys, is gears 5 even worth finishing? I was left disappointed after beating 4 but I've invested so many years into this series, I decided to start 5. got to the training portion and just tapped out.

    is the story worth continuing? I really don't give a damn about these new characters like I do for the original 4.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say no. I just stick to Horde mode.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitter. Come back when you learn how to reload.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never played past the first game back on the X360
    >replayed it 2 years ago on the console

    it's a simple life.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played this as an adult for the first time last year and it’s funny how the motion sickness just immediately hit me when as a kid I felt perfectly fine.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit yeah

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
    >COME ON
    >AAAAUUUUNNGGGGGHHHH
    >DAMN

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