Link and Ganon have a one night stand during a summer cultural excursion between Hyulians and Gerudos and now must choose between their love for each other and their destiny laid out by the Goddesses and the Triforce within them.
>Link wont directly save Zelda >Link is an incompetent punching bag like Mario >Link crossdressing isn't played as a joke >Zelda is another annoying girlboss >Gerudo will be wearing full body armor in the hot ass desert >Ganon is le sympathetic villain >Gorons are all gay
might seem extreme but there is just no way they are doing a traditional ''knight saves the land/princess'' story in current year
All the pozzed shit Hollywood makes is failing. People will go to watch Zelda because it's a classic heroic tale of a young knight saving a princess and her kingdom. People want an antidote to the garbage.
Miyamoto is the producer, so expect it to be pretty much by the book with the exception of Zelda having 3-4 girlboss scenes. In other words >well excuuuuuuuse me, princess.
Not much. Zelda’s world is already “woke” considering the Gerudo and Hyrule has black people. They might have a tranny play the great fairy, but she’s always looked like one so it doens’t really matter.
Sony Pictures doesn't compete with Nintendo why can't you retards understand this.
Besides Nintendo gave permission to use Donkey Kong in Pixels.
Zelda is dead to me after TotK.
How woke is it gonna be?
hand-rubber supreme Avi Arad is working on it so....
Link and Ganon have a one night stand during a summer cultural excursion between Hyulians and Gerudos and now must choose between their love for each other and their destiny laid out by the Goddesses and the Triforce within them.
>Link wont directly save Zelda
>Link is an incompetent punching bag like Mario
>Link crossdressing isn't played as a joke
>Zelda is another annoying girlboss
>Gerudo will be wearing full body armor in the hot ass desert
>Ganon is le sympathetic villain
>Gorons are all gay
might seem extreme but there is just no way they are doing a traditional ''knight saves the land/princess'' story in current year
All the pozzed shit Hollywood makes is failing. People will go to watch Zelda because it's a classic heroic tale of a young knight saving a princess and her kingdom. People want an antidote to the garbage.
Miyamoto is the producer, so expect it to be pretty much by the book with the exception of Zelda having 3-4 girlboss scenes. In other words >well excuuuuuuuse me, princess.
Nintendo is co financing so that means they don't need Black Rock money.
Not much. Zelda’s world is already “woke” considering the Gerudo and Hyrule has black people. They might have a tranny play the great fairy, but she’s always looked like one so it doens’t really matter.
Gerudo aren't black and the dark skin hylians are closer to some pacific islanders or whatever
The left lives rent free in your head.
dont bully luigi
>posts hundreds of anti-left mspaint pics
Heh, I sure showed you I'm not obsessed
>WWfag
>Retarded opinion
Like clockwork.
If only you knew how bad things really are...
Disgusting.
ganondorf will be white
sonybros literally KEKED
sony pictures literally going behind sony gaming behind their backs to fuck with nintendo
>live-action
>Wes Ball
>Avi Arad
Guaranteed trash. I'll be surprised if it gets higher than 25% on RT.
ooooooh do we have our first "point and laugh at this idiot" screencap for the collage?
You're acting as if a Nintendo property has ever been critically beloved.
The Original SMB, Detective Pikachu, The new SMB movie, were all critical flops.
It’ll flop
I hope it's Ryan Gosling playing Link
Too old. And no live action Zelda needs made. Especially in current year.
Tendo and Sony better realize they are about to get eaten up by Microsoft if they don't get their shit together.
Sony making a Nintendo movie has got to be the laziest attempt at trolling possible.
The Switch is literally a third of the power of the PS5 and the XBOX Series X. Nintendo gave up and ran away a while ago.
>from the director of Maze Runner
>and the writer of The Rise of Skywalker
>and the studio that brought you the Emoji Movie
Can't wait!
If it's terrible then it'll have the same memetic value as the CD-I Games. The worst thing the movie can do is be mediocre and forgettable.