>"if i keep "leaking" a nintendo direct announcement every day it will eventually turn out to be true! :)"
Didn't you fucks make this same exact thread yesterday? When will you learn?
aw man you guys just missed it YOU WERE THERE BRO how could you not see the announcement god dammit man it's finished now the announcement is over and the direct itself is over there's more directs COME ON man you were RIGHT THERE
here is what is HARD CONFIRMED to appear in the direct: >Nintendo "Switch 2", Nintendo's new console with backwards compatibility to Switch games. On par with PS5 and Xbox Series X. Launches early next year >New F Zero as launch title >Metroid Prime 4 as a launch title >Metroid Prime 2 Remastered coming out after the direct. Metroid Prime 3 Remastered (for Switch) coming out early next year >Princess Peach Showtime as a launch title >Tears of the Kingdom DLC for holidays >New Donkey Kong Country for Switch 2 >New Mario Kart for Switch 2 >New Super Smash Bros for Switch 2
all of these are HARD CONFIRMED and FACTUAL
These are so bad but majority of the fans will love it just because it’s Smash, Metroid, and DK. Never understood why they called the jrpg direct as one of the worse directs in recent memory when it had a lot of unique and good games
Take the roster of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and turn it into a game where you visit different vidya worlds and the worlds play exactly like the original video game they originated from
you fucking poser. the old fags are gone. everyone here is a new fag.
the other morons posting groudons are also new fags. every little thing people do or dont do is "outting myself" fuck you, new moron. you are not fooling me.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>2014 content >oldfags
Man…
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I said they are gone, i didnt call myself one. everyone on this shithole pretends to be an oldfag to no end
why would fzero get a game when mario kart exists
people are not going to buy some single player racing game these days. even if you make a new fzero multiplayer, it will get mogged by mario kart and die
i need a nintendo direct. my only friend and i have a tradition where we call and watch the direct together. if there is no nintendo direct, i will kill myself
everyone says this, but they all fail to mention that it has to be the quick reply box. some weirdos use the one at the top of the page when they just jump in and arent replying to anyone
The fuck kinda cavemen use the top page box. I can understand being stuck in your ways though. I still keep it in an incognito tab after over a decade and manually tick show all boards instead of saving settings every time.
I'm typing this shit on mobile right now so pls no bulli And I know there supposed to be a shorter way to type out spoiler tags so I was doing that and I just fuck it up
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https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica
How much of the Direct will be talking about the Pokemon DLC even though the DLC(first half anyway) already released and even though Pokemon usually do their own Directs?
Usually pokemon gets their own showcase for major stuff. I imagine we'll get 40 seconds to 1 and a half minutes to replay the trailers to remind people that they're out. They have to spend more time on Detective Pikachu 2 anyway.
>leaked that Civilization: Reign of Power will be revealed "soon", which it did in 5 days >Leaked that Armored Core will be revealed soon, it did >Leaked that the new Samba de Amigo will be revealed soon, it did >Leaked that a new 1st party game that was a sequel to a game released in 2017 would be revealed this week, two days later Everybody 1-2 Switch dropped randomly >Revealed the existence of Sonic Superstars, even getting it's name exactly right, two days before it officially announced >Leaked the previous Nintendo Direct: Said "A new 2D Super Mario Bros" and a "remake of a SNES classic". The tweet highlighted the word "WONDER". Further posted an image of the fat Yoshi from Super Mario RPG and began liking tweets of peopel saying it was Super Mario RPG. Claimed that "New" would not be in the title of the new 2D Mario and posted emojis leaking content that would in the game (pic related) >Posted a .gif of Detective Pikachu, which it's sequel was revealed in that direct >Posted a tweet saying "Everybody 1-2-Pikmin!", which seems to have been leaking a release of Pikmin 1 & 2, which was revealed in the direct >3 hours before the direct dropped, he said "We’ll see if I am legit ". He posted a .gif of Big Boss Snake saluting. During that direct, the Metal Gear Solid collection was announced >Leaked the Rabbit Skin for Sonic Superstars a day before it was announced >Claimed that NSO news was coming later today, and specified it was for the N64. Excitebike 64 news then dropped
>Mario vs. Donkey Kong >F-Zero 99 >Peach game appearing (title likely Princess Peach Showtime or similar) >Another Code/R remakes
Ninjas got him as he was asking what people thought their 'one more thing' would be.
Mate, it was the one F-Zero thing he said WOULD be there. You're thinking of Maximum Velocity because it was already announced in February (and neither it nor Kirby Amazing Mirror nor Golden Sun is out yet either kek)
>Mate, it was the one F-Zero thing he said WOULD be there
link it then. link where he says that. because he didn't. he never said it would be in the direct.
From his likes. This is also where we found out the name of the Peach game, the Wii/DS remakes specifically being Another Code and the mini Marios being in MvsDK, prominence unknown.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
again, doesn't mean anything on its own. he likes meme shit all the time
>Mate, it was the one F-Zero thing he said WOULD be there
link it then. link where he says that. because he didn't. he never said it would be in the direct.
He never said it but he liked liked 2 posts saying F-Zero 99 while confirming it's not the GBA game which is why anyone thinks it's going to be this.
im gonna jerk off. Im so fucking winning, I just ordered burritos and chips, im going to play salmon run while eating and whilke waiting for my food im gonna cum on my belly. Fucking victory
She had a DS in the DS game and a Wii Remote in the Wii game, it's going to be awkward seeing those again unless they're replaced by a Switch Lite and Joy-cons.
Unfortunately, the puzzles are ultimately optional in terms of showing off mechanics.
On the DS you had the novelty of flinging a ball, or closing a book to stamp something, I forget if the mic had any showing.
The Wii game was pure waggling and pointing, nothing special.
These games could work as barebones adventure games without the gimmicks. Unfortunate, but true.
No, I mean she literally carries a DS (called DAS) in Another Code and has to fiddle with a not-Wii Remote at one point in Another Code R. I wonder if they'd keep those or try and adapt them into Switch-related peripherals.
I unironically have faith in that this has a good possibility of happening.
I am convinced that SMTV's development was the main thing stalling EO's development. And after the EO devs wrapped up SMTV they moved straight to EO. And the recent Origins collection was no doubt developed side by side to EO:Next. Getting the Origins re-releases done right probably just coincided with them getting EO:Next's foundation right as well.
I really do believe we'll see EO:Next reappear sooner rather than later. Be it 2023 or 2024.
He did not confirm when it would be shown, but rumors said it was not going to be in this direct
and others like MVG say it will be next year.
they will definitely announce it in 2024
It's how it always goes
Someone gets the legit leaks for a few directs, gets hailed as an infallible god, then his source gets cut off, and suddenly everyone "always knew he was bullshit"
>leaked that Civilization: Reign of Power will be revealed "soon", which it did in 5 days >Leaked that Armored Core will be revealed soon, it did >Leaked that the new Samba de Amigo will be revealed soon, it did >Leaked that a new 1st party game that was a sequel to a game released in 2017 would be revealed this week, two days later Everybody 1-2 Switch dropped randomly >Revealed the existence of Sonic Superstars, even getting it's name exactly right, two days before it officially announced >Leaked the previous Nintendo Direct: Said "A new 2D Super Mario Bros" and a "remake of a SNES classic". The tweet highlighted the word "WONDER". Further posted an image of the fat Yoshi from Super Mario RPG and began liking tweets of peopel saying it was Super Mario RPG. Claimed that "New" would not be in the title of the new 2D Mario and posted emojis leaking content that would in the game (pic related) >Posted a .gif of Detective Pikachu, which it's sequel was revealed in that direct >Posted a tweet saying "Everybody 1-2-Pikmin!", which seems to have been leaking a release of Pikmin 1 & 2, which was revealed in the direct >3 hours before the direct dropped, he said "We’ll see if I am legit ". He posted a .gif of Big Boss Snake saluting. During that direct, the Metal Gear Solid collection was announced >Leaked the Rabbit Skin for Sonic Superstars a day before it was announced >Claimed that NSO news was coming later today, and specified it was for the N64. Excitebike 64 news then dropped
>Closer: Windwaker/Twilight Princess HD
they will not release remastered versions with better graphics, which have already passed through other consoles like the Wii U
Wind Waker and Twilight Princess from GC were remastered on Wii U, and that's why they won't come to Switch.
Skyward Sword was only on Wii, and was not on Wii U, so that's why they decided to remaster it on Switch
Switch 2 is releasing June 30th to have enough production built up while also not dropping in a competitive holiday season that creates long term scarcity.
It's what made people initially believe the Direct was going to happen today or be announced today is why. If he removed the post/like I find that to be odd behavior and I say this as someone who believed him.
It's what made people initially believe the Direct was going to happen today or be announced today is why. If he removed the post/like I find that to be odd behavior and I say this as someone who believed him.
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL YOU GUYS!
IT'S FUCKING REAL!
IT'S THE FRIENDS WE'VE MADE ALONG THE WAY!
IT'S THE ADVENTURES WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
IT'S THE PRECIOUS MEMORIES THAT WE WILL KEEP UNTIL OUR TIME COMES!
IT'S BIG FAT ASSES AND TITTIES!
IT'S A SMOKE AFTER HOT, SWEATY SEX!
4 hours 42 minutes
>getting excited for modern nintendo slop
Explain yourselves.
>not getting excited for vidya but posting to Ganker
Explain yourself.
>"if i keep "leaking" a nintendo direct announcement every day it will eventually turn out to be true! :)"
Didn't you fucks make this same exact thread yesterday? When will you learn?
It's either today or Pyoro is a gay.
I don't understand these threads. isn't there a Nintendo direct announced for tomorrow?
No, just supposed leaks that it will happen tomorrow, but it hasn't been officially announced yet.
I don't understand. what is this?
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1569325388349800452
from last year, retard
oh ok
thanks for clearing things up
Unironically you are a fucking retard.
>2022
Not yet. It would be announced 9AM or 10AM EST today if it was happening tomorrow.
the announcement is most likely to go up on X in 4 hours 4 minutes
these things usually get announced at 23:00 JST
God I can't wait for nothing to happen and you gays to seethe.
The only one seething here is you, gay. At a Direct that hasn't even been announced yet.
Says the one ass blasted.
Cope seethe dilate
i cant wait for you to disappear when it gets announced instead of admitting to being a dumb moron
So you agree I win no matter what.
lmao imagine being a loser coping.
>I
>new ip
you wouldn't happen to be ban evading, would you anon?
Nope just phone posting at work.
honestly i wouldn't mind as long as pyoro's credibility drops to zero
but i know that ain't happening
HAHA gay
have a nice day RETARDED moron HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
less than 3h to go
Why should there be a Direct soon anyway?
Nintendo usually do a direct around this time of the year
pyorochads when we feastin'?
>captcha: 2t0ad
aw man you guys just missed it YOU WERE THERE BRO how could you not see the announcement god dammit man it's finished now the announcement is over and the direct itself is over there's more directs COME ON man you were RIGHT THERE
show hand
Metroid Prime 4?
here is what is HARD CONFIRMED to appear in the direct:
>Nintendo "Switch 2", Nintendo's new console with backwards compatibility to Switch games. On par with PS5 and Xbox Series X. Launches early next year
>New F Zero as launch title
>Metroid Prime 4 as a launch title
>Metroid Prime 2 Remastered coming out after the direct. Metroid Prime 3 Remastered (for Switch) coming out early next year
>Princess Peach Showtime as a launch title
>Tears of the Kingdom DLC for holidays
>New Donkey Kong Country for Switch 2
>New Mario Kart for Switch 2
>New Super Smash Bros for Switch 2
all of these are HARD CONFIRMED and FACTUAL
These are so bad but majority of the fans will love it just because it’s Smash, Metroid, and DK. Never understood why they called the jrpg direct as one of the worse directs in recent memory when it had a lot of unique and good games
of the Kingdom DLC for holidays
They already officially deconfirmed this
no
Wait a minute...
>Wii U
>Switch 2
It's over. It's going to flop.
>Switch 2 announcement right before the holidays
Unless they plan on releasing it this year this would be a massive shot in the foot
>Tears of the Kingdom DLC for holidays
Retard.
there will be NO ANNOUNCEMENT chuds
source: i work at nintendo
don't come into work today, you're fired.
source: i am the lead in your department.
2.5h to go
how did you come with that timing?
because the announcements are always 3 PM UK time
wrong
the X post almost always goes up at 23:00 JST
well OP, where is it, I'm waiting
in 2 more hours, retard
4 hours ago you said in 4 hours
oh you know what my posts are do you?
please go ahead and quote my posts
I was speaking to OP and you replied so you must be OP, why else would you reply to a post talking to OP
you were being a retard so i called you a retard
stop being a retard
I know you are but am I
>but am I
only 3 hours + some minutes have passed since op post
ok
2 hours
Take the roster of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and turn it into a game where you visit different vidya worlds and the worlds play exactly like the original video game they originated from
(1 hour and) 36 minutes
90 minutes
12 minutes
70 minutes to go
OP here. Hold your Groudons. If it doesn't happen now, it's in an hour.
wtf is this forced groudon meme
new fag detected.
your meme sucks, you fake ass wannabe
Nta, but if one does not recognize or understand the nature of the groudon, they ARE a newfag, at least to Ganker
you fucking poser. the old fags are gone. everyone here is a new fag.
the other morons posting groudons are also new fags. every little thing people do or dont do is "outting myself" fuck you, new moron. you are not fooling me.
>2014 content
>oldfags
Man…
I said they are gone, i didnt call myself one. everyone on this shithole pretends to be an oldfag to no end
zoom zoom.
8 hours to go
Seven minutes
who care they actually cancelle fzero anyway because Matlab claimed the trademark o th ename
I have said many times that there isn't going to be a direct.
why would fzero get a game when mario kart exists
people are not going to buy some single player racing game these days. even if you make a new fzero multiplayer, it will get mogged by mario kart and die
here's my (you)
true
That’s why you release it in the new console BEFORE mario kart
wont make a difference
Why would you hurt yourself like that?
Nintendo FORGOT about Mario
Who?
one hour
NOT HAPPENING CAN YOU NOT READ
ONE MINUTE nevermind. one hour
ONE HOUR LEFT UNTIL ANNOUNCEMENT
POST YOUR LAST THOUGHTS
30 minutes
POKEMON DLC YAYYYYYY HAVE GAY SEX
47 seconds
IT'S UP
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1701944234939383883?t=winXeh_llyaFlwQG0SirrA&s=19
ITS REAL
WHERE IS THE DIRECT!!?
It's not real.
2 more weeks
The announcement will be at 11am eastern. Two more hours.
>he thought a direct will happen
The announcement will be at 12pm eastern. Three more hours.
groundonfags aren't even posting yet they keep on winning
Don't you guys realize Direct announcements are always at 5PM AMERICA time? Oh, come on, guys! Haha
yummy
Stealing this post from yesterday's thread.
02/21 9am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1361676737730519042
06/21 10am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1400089827501092867
09/21 9am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1440677268041338897
02/22 10am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1491049195343650817
09/22 10am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1569325388349800452
02/23 9am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1622958367374458882
06/23 10am https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1671155958448529408
Wait 1 more hour, then we can say it's over.
Exactly. It's always 9AM or 10AM, retards would know that if they paid attention.
So if in hour there's fucking nothing it's definitely over right?
everyone reconvenes next tuesday for another fuckfest
This time yeah
All the leakerfags doubled down on it being on the 14th. If its not today Groudonfags can shitpost as much as they want.
i need a nintendo direct. my only friend and i have a tradition where we call and watch the direct together. if there is no nintendo direct, i will kill myself
Well I hope you have your instrument ready.
while we wait [s]for fucking nothing[/s], what are you fags playing right now?
currently playing pokemon clover here
I've been playing Quake.
I'm doing laundry :/
Just highlight your text and Ctrl+S.
Don't tell anyone I spoonfed a newfag.
everyone says this, but they all fail to mention that it has to be the quick reply box. some weirdos use the one at the top of the page when they just jump in and arent replying to anyone
The fuck kinda cavemen use the top page box.
I can understand being stuck in your ways though. I still keep it in an incognito tab after over a decade and manually tick show all boards instead of saving settings every time.
I'm typing this shit on mobile right now so pls no bulli
And I know there supposed to be a shorter way to type out spoiler tags so I was doing that and I just fuck it up
Playing with a bunch of dumb nerd's feelings on twitter with a penguin profile picture lol
Jackin it
[/spoiler] newfags can't spoiler [/spoiler]
what a dumbass lmao
dont be rude to other people
I messed up let me try again
cringe
Thracia 776. On Chapter 14 right now trying to get the dragon lance.
Pikmin 4
Building gunpla. MG Heavyarms
Awesome, I'm starting an RX-93-v2 build soon. Looking to start my first RG after
late af, but yakuza 0
was playing river city girls imma play some modded valheim now
can someone spoon feed me on how to do spoiler
NIN
TEN
DEAD
HOLY SHIT IT'S UP
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1326355021093498880
How do people make links direct to something different like this?
30 minutes.
first Morroco, then Lybian and now the Nintendo direct, truely a cursed month
I don't get it.
Two more weeks!
TEN MINUTES
it's over bros
WHEN I SAY TWO MORE
YOU SAY WEEKS
the reaction to these leaks are just as good as the grinch ones. thank you pyoro-sama
FIVE MINUTES
You keep saying that, Dutch!
Maybe they just ain't havin' a Direct this week.
Maybe we just seein' somethin' that ain't really there!
FOUR MINUTES
FOUR MINUTES OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS GONNA HAPPENM
It's not happening fags
THREE MINUTES
I'M JACKING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
It's not happening.
TWO MORE
WEEKS
2 minutes left, I'm going to be pessimistic and say it's not going to happen. Here's hoping I'm wrong.
TWO M INUTES
REGGIE PLEASE
KYOGRE, I CHOOSE YOU
Rev up your Groudons.
WTF A DIRECT JUST FLEW OVER MY WINDOW
ONE FUCKING MINUTE TO GO
KYOGRE CHADS HOLD THE LINE
no es fake
30 SECONDS OHM Y GOD OH MY GOD AHHHH AHHH
NO WAY GROUDON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
MAKE IT COUNT
WOW I WAS RIGHT but of course I knew that.
HERE WE GO BROS
Reminder there might be a minute delay if cope is needed.
oh its nothing
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S REAL
It’s over!!!!
ONE MORE HOUR
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1701958929763172706 ITS REAL
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1701958929763172706
sup bitches
REAL
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica
IT'S REAL
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20230914/index.html
>it's fucking real
ITS HERE, GET FUCKED GROUmoronS
I never expected anything anyway. And if anything I wanted nothing just to spite people who give """""leakers""""" attention.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA COOOOOOOOOOOPE
LMAO morongay
GET TERMINAL CANCER
have a nice day
IT
IS
OVER
New Madoka Magica game when?
holy shit, it's real
Thank god I was wrong and it's coming.
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1701958929763172706
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP here. I told you gays.
GROUDONFAGS BTFO
GROUDONFAGS BTFO
GROUDONFAGS BTFO
GROUDONFAGS BTFO
GROUDONFAGS BTFO
GROUDONFAGS BTFO
>40 minutes
>4
>PRIME 4
WE WON BROS
well played
don't care
the direct will still be full of nothing
ITS HAPPENING SWITCH 2 BROS
*pro
Never ever pro chud.
2chads won.
*Switch 3 Super Pro
Trust me guys I'm Nintendo
GIVE ME F-ZERO YOU FUCKS
>0
f-zero confirmed
GROUNDON FAGS BTFO
GROUDONFAGS ERADICATED
PYORO VINDICATED
DIRECT LOCATED
TENDIES CELEBRATING
Well, I’ll be damned, it’s real. I wonder if pyoro’s leak still hold water or if he’s a big faker
In the bird we trust.
PYORO MY MESSIAH
I hate nin-chicken-tendies so much it's unreal.
If you don't like it, you can leave.
Apologize.
post yfw you never doubted
I wonder how that schizo from yesterday who insisted up and down it was fake because that guy liked a tweet with the number 13 is feeling right now.
How much of the Direct will be talking about the Pokemon DLC even though the DLC(first half anyway) already released and even though Pokemon usually do their own Directs?
Like maybe a minute reminder if at all.
Mainline Pokemon stuff is rarely in main directs because TPIC's ego is too big for them to want to hang with the rest of Nintendo.
Usually pokemon gets their own showcase for major stuff. I imagine we'll get 40 seconds to 1 and a half minutes to replay the trailers to remind people that they're out. They have to spend more time on Detective Pikachu 2 anyway.
Don't forget the ten minutes to tell you to play Splatoon!
>Don't forget the ten minutes to tell you to play Splatoon!
But I am already playing Splatoon. Right this very moment!
fuck hooker
I hope she dies
mantaro- for life
Ten minutes dedicated to Frye and Big Man's public executions sounds about right.
shiverkek... prepare for your idol to get kidnapped in the DLC and get lil JUDD'D
ten minutes of another shitty splatfest announcement
The tongue bird goes undefeated
OH NONONONO
WHAT LEAKS HAVE THE LEAKER LEAKED????
Mario vs DK
Fzero 99
Enjoy lmao
If those aren't "in addition to" type announcements, then this might actually be as fucking awful as the Farming Direct from last September.
Fzero, implied to be fzero 99
FZERO 99
DONKEY KONG vs minis
GET HYPED for dogshit
F-Zero 99
Mario vs Donkey Kong
Kirby game
Switch 2
Metroid Prime 4
Who leaked a kirby game
Is the Kirby game a platformer or budget spinoff?
>leaked that Civilization: Reign of Power will be revealed "soon", which it did in 5 days
>Leaked that Armored Core will be revealed soon, it did
>Leaked that the new Samba de Amigo will be revealed soon, it did
>Leaked that a new 1st party game that was a sequel to a game released in 2017 would be revealed this week, two days later Everybody 1-2 Switch dropped randomly
>Revealed the existence of Sonic Superstars, even getting it's name exactly right, two days before it officially announced
>Leaked the previous Nintendo Direct: Said "A new 2D Super Mario Bros" and a "remake of a SNES classic". The tweet highlighted the word "WONDER". Further posted an image of the fat Yoshi from Super Mario RPG and began liking tweets of peopel saying it was Super Mario RPG. Claimed that "New" would not be in the title of the new 2D Mario and posted emojis leaking content that would in the game (pic related)
>Posted a .gif of Detective Pikachu, which it's sequel was revealed in that direct
>Posted a tweet saying "Everybody 1-2-Pikmin!", which seems to have been leaking a release of Pikmin 1 & 2, which was revealed in the direct
>3 hours before the direct dropped, he said "We’ll see if I am legit ". He posted a .gif of Big Boss Snake saluting. During that direct, the Metal Gear Solid collection was announced
>Leaked the Rabbit Skin for Sonic Superstars a day before it was announced
>Claimed that NSO news was coming later today, and specified it was for the N64. Excitebike 64 news then dropped
>Mario vs. Donkey Kong
>F-Zero 99
>Peach game appearing (title likely Princess Peach Showtime or similar)
>Another Code/R remakes
Ninjas got him as he was asking what people thought their 'one more thing' would be.
The final announcement is Wario executing Pyoro live.
What an absolutely dogshit direct.
pyoro already said f zero 99 isnt in the direct, retard
Where? He only ever said he wasn't referring to the GBA game coming to NSO.
https://twitter.com/Pyoro_X/status/1700128657300476311
he's specifically saying "No" to "any news regarding F ZERO" being the GBA port
Mate, it was the one F-Zero thing he said WOULD be there. You're thinking of Maximum Velocity because it was already announced in February (and neither it nor Kirby Amazing Mirror nor Golden Sun is out yet either kek)
>Mate, it was the one F-Zero thing he said WOULD be there
link it then. link where he says that. because he didn't. he never said it would be in the direct.
From his likes. This is also where we found out the name of the Peach game, the Wii/DS remakes specifically being Another Code and the mini Marios being in MvsDK, prominence unknown.
again, doesn't mean anything on its own. he likes meme shit all the time
He never said it but he liked liked 2 posts saying F-Zero 99 while confirming it's not the GBA game which is why anyone thinks it's going to be this.
pyoro retweeted the eurogamer report on switch 2 running the matrix demo
youre retarded if you think switch 2 will be shown though. its just going to be games and updates
>though
>new Mario vs Donkey Kong Minis game is real
Groudonsisters, It's KyOGRE...
im gonna jerk off. Im so fucking winning, I just ordered burritos and chips, im going to play salmon run while eating and whilke waiting for my food im gonna cum on my belly. Fucking victory
SUCK PYORO COCK
CHOKE ON IT
Even if Pyoro is right he stopped tweeting outright like four days ago, the ninjas got to him.
And what he had leaked (Peach Showtime, Mario Vs. DK, F-Zero 99) does not exactly invoke confidence of an interesting direct.
He's going to make them delete their accounts in shame now.
Why is he such a cunt, is he actually worried about "competition"
He's just being a cocky asshole, I think it's fun to see.
they aren't competition because they aren't real leakers dumbass, he's calling them out on their fake shit
mr. penguin better be behind 7 proxies himself because he's gonna be at the top of the hit list now
Ape Escape 6? For the Switch??
Sixth Donkey Kong Country, though I doubt it.
super monkey ball
grand theft auto 6
That's a fake leaker dumbass.
And Ape Escape is never coming back. And certainly not for the Switch. It was an obvious joke.
absolute gigachad
I FUCKING KNEEL
Chances of NuGoemon being announced for an English release?
Low.
ほぼゼロ
bro learn japanese
It's happening. At its own pace. Pls no bully.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED ASHLEY FAGS
>leaker gay
>doesnt even leak everything at once and has to drip feed
They also got him before he finished leaking lol.
can't wait to see what kind of dogshit f-zero game nu-nintendo cooks up
it'll 100% look like some Unity mobile asset
If it is literally just F-Zero 99 it'll probably be SNES F-Zero with recolored Blue Falcons.
The separate rumors of there also being a F-Zero GX Remaster and almost assuredly a cope.
>F-Zero 99
If they do this, it'll be NSO-expansion exclusive won't it?
I'll never pay for it.
It's a "99" version, this has already been hard confirmed
What the fuck is F Zero 99
Imagine SNES F-Zero but with 98 other online racers but they're also ghosts and can't hit you directly.
That's the most stupid thing I've read, and I hate that it's exactly what Nintendo would do.
F-Zero with 99 racers and you keep racing until one person is left
Probably some kind of pace car/wall of death that eliminates the slowest people
Probably just some ghost race like Mario 99, what a wasted chance
Yeah, I fully don't expect 99 actual racers which is a shame because F-Zero is all about ramming the shit out of people and being aggressive
IT'S HER TURN
Why the fuck would they not remake hotel dusk? It was a lot better than another code.
She had a DS in the DS game and a Wii Remote in the Wii game, it's going to be awkward seeing those again unless they're replaced by a Switch Lite and Joy-cons.
Unfortunately, the puzzles are ultimately optional in terms of showing off mechanics.
On the DS you had the novelty of flinging a ball, or closing a book to stamp something, I forget if the mic had any showing.
The Wii game was pure waggling and pointing, nothing special.
These games could work as barebones adventure games without the gimmicks. Unfortunate, but true.
No, I mean she literally carries a DS (called DAS) in Another Code and has to fiddle with a not-Wii Remote at one point in Another Code R. I wonder if they'd keep those or try and adapt them into Switch-related peripherals.
Doesn't seem like a problem. Nostalgia is easy.
No chance for EO this direct?
PRINCESS!
I unironically have faith in that this has a good possibility of happening.
I am convinced that SMTV's development was the main thing stalling EO's development. And after the EO devs wrapped up SMTV they moved straight to EO. And the recent Origins collection was no doubt developed side by side to EO:Next. Getting the Origins re-releases done right probably just coincided with them getting EO:Next's foundation right as well.
I really do believe we'll see EO:Next reappear sooner rather than later. Be it 2023 or 2024.
Will F-Zero 99 be the Federation Force of the Switch?
a pretty good game that gets shit for not being exactly what people wanted?
>federation force
>"pretty good"
contrarianism is a hell of a drug
Will be hated at launch then everyone will start acting like it was the best hidden gem on the system once it's servers get pulled.
No.
Theres not as much people that care for F-zero the way people care for metroid.
We're getting a switch 2 announcement teaser
Larger reveal in January
teaser in january, reveal in march
holy shit Pyoro just DM'd me
GTA 6 timed exclusive to Switch Next with DLSS 3.5! (Luigi Costume DLC too)
Wow the new Switch will have 750 GB SD cards?
>750GB
What was that leaker smoking
He saw a bunch of uncompiled assets probably
bull fucking shit. there arent even 750 gigabytes on earth
just download more, retard
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/sandisk-1tb-microsdxc-uhs-i-for-nintendo-switch/6541832.p?skuId=6541832&ref=212&loc=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwu4WoBhBkEiwAojNdXvF_Y_zEDwpmOFpDhVm4L5GQTVALlneoz-ysvGeR3Mo9scN8YHtyBhoCBD4QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
>Luigi Costume DLC too
Luigi, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever play hero without the family again. Ever."
how will nintendo compete with Resident Evil 4 The iPhone????
Groudon kneels to the bird.
omg haii crouton from digimon!!!! ^_^
If groudon is nothing and kyogre is something, what is fug?
Indie World
Not much, what's a fug with you?
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Grinch leak-tier chaos.
Monkey’s paw announcements
Switch 2 isn't getting revealed here, did you guys forget that the original switch had its own standalone reveal outside of a direct?
isn't Tokyo Game Show about to happen?
This, plus they JUST announced a red mario swith oled. They aren't dumb enough to overshadow that immeduately with a switch 2 reveal.
this.
they will not kill their holiday season like this.
Who said Switch 2 will be revealed here?
He did not confirm when it would be shown, but rumors said it was not going to be in this direct
and others like MVG say it will be next year.
they will definitely announce it in 2024
Pyoro R > Any other Pyoro
Hoping for release dates for Fantasy Life i and/or Decapolice, they'll be playable at TGS in a few days too.
inb4 amiibo festival 2.
Panel de Pon 99 when?
Puyo 99?
gonna hold an early funeral for the bird because Nintendo is for sure sending the Yakuza to his house as we speak
He hasn't posted since Saturday, when he started to tease what the closer was.
He's already dead.
The direct was gonna be 30 minutes long, but they had to add an extra 10 minutes to show his live execution.
Pyoro is ETERNAL
This is probably his last direct before ninty roots out his source and cuts him off
>n-n-n-n-no this is his last leak for sure!
cope
It's how it always goes
Someone gets the legit leaks for a few directs, gets hailed as an infallible god, then his source gets cut off, and suddenly everyone "always knew he was bullshit"
tell me why everybody cares about this fucking random nobody on twitter
Read this, hasn't been wrong once:
This is what I'm expecting:
>Princess Peach Showtime, feat. Ninja Peach
>Pokémon SV DLC -- The Teal Mask
>Splatoon 3 DLC -- Side Order
>Another Code 1 + 2 [Remakes]
>Super Mario Bros Wonder [Demo]
>More N64 titles coming to NSO
>F-ZERO 99 coming to NSO + teaser of F-Zero GX remaster
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC -- Wave 6
>Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon HD, feat. Gooigi
>Super Mario RPG [Remake]
>SSB Ultimate update, feat. Sora amiibo
>Mario vs. Donkey Kong, feat. Minis
>WarioWare: Move It!
>Pizza Tower, Dave the Diver [Indies]
>Hollow Knight: Silksong, feat. amiibo
>Metroid Prime 2 Echoes HD [Out now]
>Metroid Prime 3 Corruption HD [Early 2024]
>First look at Metroid Prime 4 [2024]
Closer: Windwaker/Twilight Princess HD
Knight: Silksong, feat. amiibo
Anon...... It's Nintendo Direct, not Nintendo Miracle
Too many pipedreams and too little boring third party shovelware in your expectations, anon.
>Ninja Peach
they're not gonna put Fortnite in a Mario game
>Closer: Windwaker/Twilight Princess HD
they already did this on the wiiu
"New Super Windwaker/Twilight Princess Bros. HD Plus XL"
>Closer
Ocarina of Time 3D HD
I can't tell what's a bigger cope, GX HD or Silksong.
Peach Showtime, feat. Ninja Peach
>Trailer depicts a penguin getting fucked with by Ninja Peach
>Closer: Windwaker/Twilight Princess HD
they will not release remastered versions with better graphics, which have already passed through other consoles like the Wii U
Wind Waker and Twilight Princess from GC were remastered on Wii U, and that's why they won't come to Switch.
Skyward Sword was only on Wii, and was not on Wii U, so that's why they decided to remaster it on Switch
Switch 2 is releasing June 30th to have enough production built up while also not dropping in a competitive holiday season that creates long term scarcity.
Does or does not the Switch 2 come with an electric onahole attachment with haptic feedback?
i hope they show off the dragon quest iii remake
Didn't Pyoro like a post mentioning the number 13 in a vague way? I don't see it anywhere on his account.
Why would that be significant?
It's what made people initially believe the Direct was going to happen today or be announced today is why. If he removed the post/like I find that to be odd behavior and I say this as someone who believed him.
He liked a post mentioning the 13
He unliked it seemingly, or the original post was simply deleted.
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL YOU GUYS!
IT'S FUCKING REAL!
IT'S THE FRIENDS WE'VE MADE ALONG THE WAY!
IT'S THE ADVENTURES WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
IT'S THE PRECIOUS MEMORIES THAT WE WILL KEEP UNTIL OUR TIME COMES!
IT'S BIG FAT ASSES AND TITTIES!
IT'S A SMOKE AFTER HOT, SWEATY SEX!
IT'S THE ONE PIECE AND IT IS REAL!
If Silksong shows itself (never ever yeah I know) how hard will Ganker burn from the inevitable chaos?
the closer is gonna be
Dragon Quest Heroes Rocket Slime Trilogy
God, I wish.
Closer: 428 II Shibuya Scrambler
I don't know anything except a Mario wonder demo is dropping later after the direct
650637826
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
So where are the leaks? If this is tomorrow surely someone has leaked it all at this stage