Nintendo has given you a 100 million dollar budget, to remake this without any restrictions or guidlines. What changes do you make?
Nintendo has given you a 100 million dollar budget, to remake this without any restrictions or guidlines.
Nintendo has given you a 100 million dollar budget, to remake this without any restrictions or guidlines. What changes do you make?
midna sex scene
This is exactly why I entered this thread.
my work here is done
No midna sex. But they kiss and hold hands, she stays imp form, and are shown living together in the end credits
use the manga as the general guide and add more to the over world
essential
This, except remove all of the gameplay. It's just a 40 hour uncut sex scene rendered on the greatest super computers that exists and it takes a team of 40 people 2 years to make it.
Oh and one really important thing, no wolf link. Furries can go fuck themselves.
Midna gets her pussy out.
Both forms.
After meeting Midna it turns into an eroge.
port it
game is already perfect and easily the best zelda game
Is the worst zelda game for the mere fact that is the game that killed the 3d zelda formula, the only thing that this game does right is not repeating wind waker triforce quest.
>dungeons are easy as fuck
>Weird lore that breaks with the natural flow of the series
>Shoehorned Zelda and Ganon at the very end of the game.
>Most gadgets are completely niche, just like the sword techniques
>Despite graphics aged well, the aesthetic is horrible
>Pretty much is a worse ocarina of time, without any (real) improvement
>aged like milk compared to other contemporary games like Oblivion or Resident Evil 4, Fallout 3, and NV, Black, Etc.
And but there's more! Let's look at what this shit game achieved:
>Skyward sword, THE WORST Zelda game of all times, with shit aesthetics and even shittier gameplay, with shit dungeons and mid story
>Skyward sword led to BOTW and TOTK, the ultimate dead of the 3D zelda formula, with shit dungeons that aren't even worth a fart.
lore that breaks with the natural flow of the series
What did she mean by this?
>>Most gadgets are completely niche, just like the sword techniques
Blame the open world retards who Nintendo had in mind when they made the sword techniques optional.
>Weird lore that breaks with the natural flow of the series
The lore is just weird and doesn't make sense at all.
>sages suddenly are some kind of gay light phantoms
>the so called imprisoning war goes completely unexplained
>somehow ganondorf survived after OOT because (reasons) yet there's no gerudos at all
>link has the triforce, yet there's no explanation of how he got it or why, or is mentioned at all
>The lore is just weird and doesn't make sense at all.
Anon, TP takes places in the timeline where Link got sent back to the past after beating Ganondorf in the future. The sages are different because Link's friend never needed to be recruited and Ganondorf survived because the goddesses had to account for Link having his Triforce in that timeline.
>sages suddenly are some kind of gay light phantoms
Only reasonable complaint I guess. I just assumed the sages "ascended" and became other worldly beings similar to the lake spirits in the game.
>the so called imprisoning war goes completely unexplained
It does, the sages just flat out executed him because they knew what he was going to do
>somehow ganondorf survived after OOT because (reasons) yet there's no gerudos at all
Different Ganondorf
>link has the triforce, yet there's no explanation of how he got it or why, or is mentioned at all
Because he's the chosen one like in every other game in the series
I still think Adventure of link on the NES is worse than SS or TP. Those games had good ideas but a bad execution. AOL felt like a completely different game that was retrofitted into a Zelda sequel because they knew it couldn’t start a new franchise.
wow, in a sea of retard posts you posted the most retarded. Congratulations.
SS dungeons were objectively better than TP
This is true. The Sandship is one of the best roadblocks in the entire series, especially if you don't pay attention to cues from the hints that the game gives you. Sandship is by far my favorite dungeon in the series, although some others really like Ancient Cistern
They would all raise an additional letter grade if the game didn't have Fi point out the solutions to their main puzzles
>Skyward sword, THE WORST Zelda game of all times
I feel bad for people who can't appreciate the kino aspects of SS
it still gets me how TP aced the theme/mood and SS the dungeons yet people shit on these two zeldas as the worst of the franchise
>TFW something is the sum of its parts
Retard
Though I can understand your complaints I disagree.
But the face you know UbiZelda is shit lets me know you're not a tranny so I respect your opinion.
b-but miyamoto told me Zelda is the aryan mans game…
>Is the worst zelda game for the mere fact that is the game that killed the 3d zelda formula
That would be SS. TP (regardless of its glaring flaws) saved the franchise from the PR calamity that was WW.
>not repeating wind waker triforce quest.
the owl statue/illia memory/sky cannon quest is literally the triforce hunt but worse you massive homosexual.
fuck off.
>implying dungeons were ever hard
lmao
Not with those braindead dungeons, not as bad as most of WW but 3D zelda in general is so afraid of making the player use a little spatial reasoning
So do Lakebed Temple and Arbiter's Grounds not exist then? They make you think in 3D more than the other games in the series.
They fucking nailed the atmosphere with those temples.
Home
Based
And here comes the autistic essay seething
Hard mode
Multiple arrow types
More side quests to take advantage of the map
Better AI
Magic meter
Press A to jump during the final cutscene
Worst parts the hallway though.
Spend $1M porting this and $99M remaking a good game instead.
I change it to where instead we're remastering Wind Waker, porting it to every modern system, remove all other Zelda games from the market, and work on a direct sequel that isn't confined to the DS.
The music is terrible
One of the worst sound fonts in the history of videogaming, and that was a huge let down because the initial trailer had great music.
so first things first fix the OST.
Fucking filtered lol
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jesus christ
MY EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
Sounds pretty nice on 0.5 speed.
Make your own thread homosexual
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>namefag
>zelink op
nice bait dude but come on
>Ganon wasn’t alive to get his hooves on this
Link actually won.
Add all the shit from the manga to the main plot.
Japanese Voice Acting
Rework hero mode so that enemies are more aggressive, deal more damage, and have more HP. Rework encounters so that tougher enemies start appearing early. Also add the ganon amiibo function as an extra challenge without having to buy the happy meal toy.
Maybe add a master quest to hero mode?
Other than that, no need to change Twilight Princess.
Remove the collecting pearls/light tears shit. Seriously that shit ruined the game.
>right handed
stick your wiimote up your wii ass
>believing in handedness
Both of my hands are used for specific tasks. There is no such thing as a hand that can't do something, only maybe one that has little practice at doing it.
It starts out in a reimagined Arbiter's Grounds, where you learn basic controls and stuff. When you get to a specific part of the dungeon Link gets hit with a trippy thematic cutscene that makes him wake up in Ordon village. This time everything is optional, and you can trigger the orcs invasion whenever you're ready to move on by going to the vacant fairy fountain.
(Would likely be set up like Illia is mad, so you can take your time to let her cool off if you want)
Everything else happens like the original, however I would revamp dungeons. I love all the dungeons in the original but since this is the power of 20/20 hindsight I would make them more grandiose, like three dungeons in one, for each of them. Something where you might not complete a whole dungeon in one sitting, a few stopping points to take a break, because why not, I can only imagine fans are biting at the ankles for big impressive dungeons by now and I would give them it!
After the first dungeon you can explore a hyrule field that's more compact, and seamless with no loading screens, and only maybe one long outer strip to a second portion of the field. This would be set up to where you can choose to either go to kakariko and the goron mines, or you can go straight to lake hylia and lake bed temple this time. A lot of homosexuals complained about linear dungeon progression, for some reason they think it's better to have the illusion of a choice in these games. Have at it.
So once you make it back to Arbiter Grounds thinks will start to be a little trippy. Like things aren't real. The desert leading to it can naturally doing the mirage thing, where things look further away than they are. Players will accept this. However when they make it back inside the dungeon in earnest that's when they will start to catch on. The poes in this dungeon are fucking with you. You need to use the wolf transformation more often to break through illusions, and it's up to the player to distinguish when.
The poes will rearrange the dungeon, place walls, manifest hallways and rooms, just to throw you off their trail. Each one leads to a battle like Death Sword, but unique to each poe. The spinner will be more prominently used at the halfway point, and will become important for traversing the rest of the dungeon. Once you get to the scene with the twilight mirror, the game opens up completely. Back at Telma's bar you can choose to go with any of the Adventure's Guild members to their respective regions and quest lines.
The Temple of Time can have outside sections to complement the interior segments, outside of the temple it's many years in the past. Not only challenges and puzzles, but some easter eggs too. The Snowpeak Manor has a basement now, and the City in the Sky is much bigger with multiple places where you can talk to and do side quests for them.
Ganon is waiting inside the Palace of Twilight, now reimagined as a huge comprehensive dungeon this time. After a climatic fight between different forms, Ganon is shown to be a phantom, just a stand in for Zant, who awaits your trial at Hyrule Castle. By this point the twilight has expanded outward into hyrule field, and it's an uphill battle against a lot of enemies, think the optional gauntlet floors challenge. You fight your way through the field, through castletown, and to the front of Hyrule Castle in the twilight against every kind of enemy and engagement you can imagine.
Hyrule Castle is just a straight shot up to the throne, where Zant fights you across the entire game, not just inside boss chambers, but in iconic locations too.
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TP is already a remake of OoT it doesnt need to be remade.
I'd take the 100mil and just remake OoT again.
Remove wolf transformation.
Remove Midna.
Remove light tear collection bullshit.
Make the world brighter and more colorful since the aesthetics look kind of ugly.
Use Gamecube controls obviously, don't use that gay Wiimote waggle crap. A lot of people already have a horrible impression of Twilight Princess because they played the launch Wii version.
Give TP Zelda a more prominent role since shes one of the hottest versions of Zelda.
Make Zant the main villain. Remove every mention of Ganondorf since its boring and played out
I fixed the game.
>Remove Midna.
Bro its okay you can just say that you're a giant fucking homosexual we dont judge
you ruined the game
It really does blow my fucking mind that they went from TP zelda eventually to botw (not to mention the english dub) and the consoomers gobbled her up
I'm a big fan of her predecessor.
DIFFERENT STROKE DIFFERENT FOLK
ara ara Zelda is best
I cannot say more
There isn't enough art of TP Zelda being conflicted between her massive thirst for Link, and her kuudere demeanour.
>massive thirst
What thirst?
what if this was a "collect them all" situation ala pokemon?
>https://x.com/kara5u_L/status/1720853035197632671
The same retards cheered for Tetra and Midna, so Nintendo made an even more retarded bitch in the form of BOTW/TOTK Zelda.
>Remove Midna.
>Remove the best character in the game
What
I might be biased but TP Zelda is extremely alluring. Probably because she appears for all of two seconds and she's hot as fuck.
>ZelinkOP
>might be biased
shut the fuck up, homosexual
literally no one likes you
you're worse than acfag at this point
>Remove Midna.
homosexual
>Give TP Zelda a more prominent role since shes one of the hottest versions of Zelda.
Well maybe not. But Im just a degenerate who loves armpits so this Zelda gave me a hard on since high school.
>Opening is Illia being kidnapped and taken to the Forest Temple
>Wolf Link is removed completely
>Remove the Goron mines
>Remove Ganondorf from the story
>After completing the first 6 dungeons, you are taken to Hyrule Castle
>Link saves Zelda and recaptures Hyrule Castle from the Twilight
>Zelda sends Link to the Twilight Realm where the rest of the game takes place
>Difficulty balanced like Ocarina of Time, except with a huge difficulty spike in the second half
>Re-design Link based on his SoulCalibur II design
>Better Soundfont with fully orchastrated music and sound effects
>have Nobuyuki Hiyama voice Link, as he did so in Ocarina of Time
>Less useless items, instead add a magic meter
>Reworked visuals so the aesthetic is similar to the Spaceworld demo
>No more items in the Twilight Realm, so players can complete the final 6 dungeons in any order
>Bring back mini games like Ocarina of Time
>Side-Quests that can only be completed based on what time of day it is
Perfect
This is what gameplay in Twilight Princess should sound like
To be fair, the final boss in TotK was somewhat like this.
>>Re-design Link based on his SoulCalibur II design
That's just OOT Link. Fuck that noise, TP Link was perfect.
bump
Didnt TP have just as many if not more minigames than OOT did?
OoT had 11 or 12
TP had 8 or 9 if im remembering correctly.
Negligible difference
Zelda should be the companion since it makes no sense for her to get kidnapped, get rid of Midna and Zelda pose as Sheik instead. Like she did in OOT, showing up to help Link on his quest
Expand the Twilight Realm into a second map like the dark world, effectively replace the tears of light segments with this. Also make the Twilight Realm look more visually distinct also while adding more twili enemies and scenarios into the game. Frankly the whole concept was udercooked
It would be a completely different game in just about every way by the time I was done, so I'd just make them let me make a sequel to it instead.
The whole game would need to be rewritten and designed from the ground up. It's THE worst LoZ game by far, with an atrocious pacing and forgettable maps.
I'd totoally redo the dungeons and items. Spinner and Dominion Rod? GONE
There's a lot of things in this game that could use fixing.
>Wolf mechanic is dumb
It's used almost entirely for padding. Let's cut the dog entirely and move the dark world to the back half of the game. Make it so you can still talk NPCs and stuff, but keep the hostile atmosphere.
>Late game items are barely used
Replace them with items that have more general use. Something to let Link cross gaps instead of having to ride the rails, maybe instead of smashing rocks, let you quickly lift them out of the way... Without the dog, we can add in an item to let Link see hidden stuff, that'll be broadly useful. We should spruce up some of the other items too, add something to change time of day.
>Reduce the overworld size
It's huge and empty. Let's have a single hub region instead. Make Ordon more central.
>More dungeons
I think three dungeons before the Master Sword is a good idea, but only four after the fact is disappointing. Add at least one more large dungeon after this point and some smaller ones as well. We should reorder some of them too.
>Spruce up the Cave of Ordeals
Gauntlets are tedious. Let's keep the challenging fights but also add some puzzles, and a better reward than healing.
>Fix optional collection items
4 should make a heart, not 5. We can make more Poes; an even 100!
>Less pandering to coomers
Cut Midna. If we must have a gal by our side, make her a ball of light.
>More music
Give Link an instrument or two! Make it plot relevant!
Best way to remake TP, I think.
>5 hr tutorial
>bug hunting
>wolf sections
>Terrible pacing
>Ganondorf was behind it all!
>Just as easy as Wind Waker
>Dull ugly version of OoT
>Terrible Anime story
>Useless items
>Dungeons are glorified set pieces
>Overworld is somehow worse than the N64 games
Fix all of this.
>Dungeons are set pieces
This is the only time 3D Zelda dungeons are ever good.
Retarded contrarian, OOT & MM are the best 3D games ever in terms of level design only rivaled by the start of RE4 and Nintendo's own Metroid Prime
the look around and hit switches?
the block pushing?
gimme a break
N64 Zeldas had better dungeon layouts. Wind Waker and Twilight Princess were a step down from them.
Any dungeon in TP is vastly superior to all of them in OoT
You're not navigating a dungeon, you're just solving room after room in TP. It's like if you played BOTW shrines in sequence, but none of the rooms in TP are as good. Keys just keep you on track instead of being secret to find to push deeper in the dungeon. You never have to pay attention to the layout of a dungeon in TP. OoT and MM shit all over TPs dungeons.
What do I tell you anon, that for some reason you attribute something to TP that's true for OoT? nutty. Which dungeon in OoT do you """"navigate""" anon?
TP rarely uses keys, most doors are locked by mechanisms and puzzles, and most puzzles are overarching designs to the dungeon, such as monkeys in the forest temple. You ALWAYS pay attention to the LAYOUT of dungeons in TP, because that's the only way you will ever make progress.
They all follow the same layout. Go left go right go straight. Water temple and forest temple in OoT are more elaborate and complex than anything in TP. TP dungeons were unfinished Wind Waker dungeons and it shows. The dungeons in TP have the same exact issues as Wind Waker dungeons.
You can't go left in the first dungeon immediately you fucking retard.
Twilight Princess fools people into thinking it's this grand, epic, mature, Zelda game when in reality it was a paint by the numbers Zelda game that retained most of Wind Waker's flaws. People like the idea of Twilight Princess not the actual game itself. The dungeons also fool players into thinking they are more complex than they actually are. TP killed traditional 3d Zelda and Skyward Sword buried it.
It's not fooling the player to have ludo narrative elements for each dungeon, or to have them designed with a big sweeping puzzle. Roating the central room in lakebed temple? descending back down into the central room in the city in the sky? The only fools will be those who dismiss TP without realizing the strengths of the game that make it so Good.
Only 3 dungeons in TP are on the same level as Ocarina. Arbiters Grounds, lakebed temple and the yeti mansion. Everything else sucked.
OoT dungeons are all basic. TP dungeons all have a lot going on in them, and their reinvention of prior dungeon items is good too. TP is the game OoT couldn't be due to hardware constraints.
The forest temple alone is superior to everything in OoT. It's like a cross between the fire temple and deku tree, however the "gorons" do more than just sit around in a cage and tell you something useless before leaving you a key. There's an entire side plot where the leader has been mind controlled and you save him, and then he appears in the boss battle to lend a hand in a more interactive fight then every boss in OoT.
Why do you TP dungeons good? What exactly makes them the best in the series? The atmosphere is top notch I’ll agree to that, but other than that they were linear, on rail, set piece dungeons. You never have to worry about getting lost in a dungeon. They were shallow
SS unironically has the best 3d dungeons in my opinion.
I have never been lost in a fucking dungeon in a Zelda game, if you had see a doctor. Let me guess you couldn't figure out your way in forest temple OoT, even though it's a straight shot like all of the dungeons? hahahah
I could see someone getting lost if they've never played a Zelda game before but otherwise it'd have to be lategame 2D Zelda shit like Eagle's Tower or Great Palace.
You never hold more than 1 key at a time in TP. Compare that to the dungeons in A link to the past where you would hold multiple keys at once. You had to be aware of the layout of the dungeons in ALTTP. You had to figure out which way to proceed.
Ocarina of Time also had this. Forest Temple and Water Temple forced you to pay attention to your surroundings. And while the rest of the dungeons are linear in Ocarina of Time, the game constantly threw new types of puzzle at you to compensate. For example, the puzzles revolving around lens of truth in the shadow temple.
There is no progression for the dungeons in TP. The first dungeon plays exactly like the last one.
keys are basic bitch tier, that's the point. dungeons aren't choose your own adventure, they're get a key and use it on a door no matter which game you play. it just so happens TP makes less use of keys, it embraces more setting and context specific ways of opening doors. freed monkeys help you across gaps, yeto opens up the next door of a mansion.
>only rivaled by the start of RE4 and Nintendo's own Metroid Prime
Lmao what the fuck
The level design IS perfect in Ocarina of Time, same can be said for Super Mario 64
SM64 but there was nothing to write about OoT's dungeons like in Majoras. What I dislike about OOT's dungeons is how boring they are given they're just color retreads of LTTP.
>It's a LTTP fag
Lol
Do you wanna discuss or act like a retard?
Just make another open world slop with random shit all over a huge map and pocket the rest of the cash.
I'd have to type up an entire essay on the reworking but I guess the most important aspects I can summarize would be
>Intro is largely the except Link isn't present for the Bokoblins attack and actually leave for Hyrule Castle where he then become an active participant during Zant's invasion and gets turned into a wolf there
>2nd half mirror dungeons can all be accessed independently from each other with their required items found in the overworld instead
>mini-settlements in each of the major fields
>major fields reworked with enemies such as more Bokoblin riders to put a heavier emphasis on horseback combat
>remove Ganondorf from the story
I like that one, it seems like LTTP was the only game with dungeon items in the overworld.
ALTTP sucked and Nintendo themselves said it was overrated garbage
KYS Arin
get out of here scrub
>Divert all funds to releasing Outrun Coast2Coast on the Switch.
Reminder, if you decide to cut any content, then you're a shitter.
Ganondorf survives his execution thanks to the Triforce of Power, but is forever in a state of life support. He slumbers in the darkest pits of the Twilight Zone until Zant finds him, proclaims him his new god and takes his power, corrupting him as the game goes on.
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why does it sound so fucking bad?
WHY DID NINTENDO USE THIS SOUND FONT?
Zelda II dungeon theme in the OOT soundfont
OOT soundfont is a timeless classic.
really easy on the ears
Chrono Trigger theme on the OOT soundfont
This isn't an actual track from the game, you fucking idiot.
I said sound font. Obviously it’s not from the game.
The sound font is fine, the video you posted just sounds like shit because it was used incompetently.
It sounds really bad. My grandma used to tell me to turn the tv down back in the day when I went to Hyrule field. That should tell you something.
That she was annoyed by video game sounds? Did she rock out like Darunia to OoT?
Her exact words verbatim were “usually the games you play have good music but that one sounds really bad” TP Hyrule field was terrible and had all sorts of repetition issues borderline insanity
>usually the games you play have good music but that one sounds really bad
my five year old said the same thing and everybody on the bus clapped
Nobody is going to believe such an obvious lie
My grandma is based. She made me a link costume in 99. She actually liked Zelda. She never knew links name tho Kek
>mfw my grandma loved mario kart and the minigames in mario 64 ds but called him "red-hat" until the day she died
Why are they like this?
She was outing him as a commie.
My dad always called Mario “mayrio” what was his fucking problem?
When he read me Harry Potter in 1998 he called hermoine haermeeown
Was he canadian by any chance? I have family in canada and apparently they all say mayrio there
My sides
Midna plapsex
It is statistically proven that when a tripnagger joins a thread, the quality of the discussion rapidly approaches 0
The ganondorf fight needs to be redone to be a harder and longer version of the dark nut fights.
Damage scaling needs to be retuned, enemies should do consistently at least 1 heart of damage after the master sword, going up to 2-4 in late game dungeons, health pickups should also be decreased. Hyrule field needs more stuff. Mini dungeons, roaming unique enemies, that sort of thing. Hunting down the bugs should be altered to be more like metroid prime 2, with the challenge being to complete puzzles and combat to reach the sealed light, rather than just needing to hunt down a bunch of insects. Add more content related to the war between the monsters of hyrule (which in this game are only associates of Ganondorf, not his creations) and "The Resistance" (bad name btw, needs to be changed). The dungeon items need more combat utility. Zant should be much more aggressive in his boss fight.
Pornography
remove all side content and focus on making the main quest the best it can be
Make the quest chains between dungeons into optional side content. Doing errands for all these goofy NPCs ruins the pacing, I just want to delve into dungeons.
Massive sidequest where you kill perverts.
I just delete it and make a new game.
Pocket the $100 million, release the Wii U version, still sells like hotcakes because Zelda fans are idiots.
I didn't buy it on Wii U because I'm an idiot, I bought it because it's the best Zelda game and cost $50 and came with an action figure.
Haven't played the knock off PC only games but the correct answer starts with being 2D because 3D action is terrible.
Difficulty. Wolf can finish enemies on the floor with the same move he gets to take poe souls Difficulty... More Sidequests... Difficulty. Rework the wall climb animation so it is faster but not a lazy speedup as in the HD version. Difficulty.
more things to do and see on Hyrule Field. Difficulty.
The zone flash game is a reward for beating the game with only three heart containers
It's also the true ending
Being able to use all the hidden skills in wolf link form and fast transformations. Do something with the over abundance of rupee chests. Make the fishing hole bigger with a larger variety of fish. Actually I'd put pretty much the rest of the budget into the fishing hole.
remove Malo from the game
Have link beg midna for normal human on human sex
Midna refuses and turns link into a wolf for Wolf on Imp sex
Midna's imp form doesn't exist. True Form only.
I pocket the money and release botw for the 3rd time, using some of the money to pay ign for a 10/10, and changing the color filter so it looks like a brand new game! And I spend 20 bucks for some new assets and a some dumb ass preschool toy gimmick for nintendies to sober over
Midna is actually your step sister
I’d rather use the money to make a sequel, then remaster TP afterwards
I'd take the money and run.
No, i would take the money and make a new game. No remake. I would make a game set in pre Christian Northern Europe. In the dense forests, you play as one Germanic tribe that fights with all the others. There's little resources, so you must gain resources by raiding and killing other tribes.
*i forgot to mention
It's rated M and it's extremely violent. No Nintendo shit. Very violent game where you raid other tribes and must survive through the changing seasons.
TP Zelink is incredibly underrated.
Why is this thread not polluted with midnafags???
I want TP Zelda to kick me like the trash I am and make out with me violently while riding on top.
TP Zelda looks like she fucks dogs (Link)
Straight port, pocket the rest of the money
Best fanart for the best game
More like it's the other way around. Nintendo gave TP Zelda as little time as possible, but TP Zelda won anyway.
>Nintendo has given you a 100 million dollar budget, to remake this without any restrictions or guidlines. What changes do you make?
the cheapeast piece of shit i can so i can pocket 99 million dollars
fuck remakes
/thread
you cannot make a good zelda game with 100 million dollars. It's too much money, it will create to much bloat, and make the team too large to maintain a coherent vision for what the game should be.
You can make a popular game, a game that appeals to a mass of consumers but you cannot make a good game with 100 million dollars. You need much much less money.
>You need much much less money.
you're a retard, a company hands you 100 million dollars and you say "DDUUURRR SORRY THIS IS TOO MUCH MUNNY SIRRR, I DONT LIKE MONEY"
yes
>anon discovers embezzlement
It's a crime.
>It's a crime.
not if you hire a team of israelites
RETARDED ZELINKhomosexual HEADCANON ALERT: spoiled for warning
After TP, Link went back to Ordon and after Ilia got SHADDED TP Zelda (feeling the urge of all Zeldas to ferociously fuck their respective hero) searched out Link and then captured him. She proceeded to lock him in the castle basement and then torture him with excruciatingly orgasmic sex and nightly edging. One day, months later supposedly Link came around and the next thing you know it they were happily married and Zelda was pregnant with quadruplets.
TP Zelda has too much self-restraint and is too vanilla for that. Despite her massive thirst for Link being so strong that she literally had heart-shaped pupils when looking at Link, she maintained a kuudere demeanour. Instead, she constantly came up with reasons to spend time with Link so that they could get closer. TP Zelda and Link eventually got married, and their wedding night was spent having sex with each other.
TP Zelda is a student of history.
She CRAVES hero dick
you downloaded my mega, didnt you anon??
i love you
no
https://mega.nz/file/wZJxkZAT#CeH5wAZBUXJ_qiQWrGJBkhjzVjyAxURFh1BTESXKOXs
enjoy my collection dude (only ever download the one from me, if it's not from my trip it's fake)
you're https://twitter.com/kara5u_L ?
nice
No. I have a lot of her art though.
She is basically keeping TP Zelink alive single handedly.
>basically the best choice for Link after Midna left to Twilight realm forever
What about illia?
Every time I play this game I get to the monkey swinging the lantern and just turn it off. I’d make it good this time.
DONT LOOK AT THE TRUPnaggerS INAGES
THERES EMBEDDED CADO ANUS THERE LOOK AWAY
TP Zelda and TP Link have zero chemistry with each other and like two interactions before the end of the game, where does the shipping come from?
did you see the way they looked at each other?
I'll give you a hint:
horny women
There’s an anus here
Mods do your duty
you have two cuck threads up.
it's time to go back.
A lack of critical thinking skills, that's where.
it's just cope
There's a mentally unstable Zelink fan who's been tarnishing Zelda threads daily with shipping shit for months and months now.
Why are you still pretending there’s one of us?
Isn’t it your bedtime homosexual
I’m in bed right now my wife’s hands are on my dick
~~*((She*~~*~~ wishes it was ganon you know
Lmao that’s fuckin weird. She unironically doesn’t even know what Zelda is. Can never get her to play games ffs
>~~*~~*(her*~~*~~))
Ok gotta be up at 4 am see you
Tomorrow for some more comfy schizo posting
>says this
>comes back
Whore
I said in that post I wasn’t making threads anymore. How many threads have I made since then?
>I am done posting here
slut
You love it. I remember back in July you would freak the fuck out if I wasn’t around lol.
Source?
My favorite picture of yours is the PIGGED one. I spit my drink out laughing when I see that
Which one? This one?
No the file name is PIGGED and some weird looking pig Ganon is smothering Link. Like what the fuck is that even from
It was this one or the other one
Probably changed it song the way or something
It was something along the lines of
>Zelda gets PIGGED DAILY
This is a certified Ganker classic.
Where the fuck do you even find this shit. Lmao
Archives
You’re still a homosexual btw
We are mortal enemies forever but also friends. Autism knows autism.
You’re a nagger and commiefornian
Goodnight Ganonchudcel (the first name I ever gave you) and the best name
To be fair i am posting from bed
Stupid sexy corpse face
MODS
THERES ANUSES HERE
MODDDSSSSS
will you shut the fuck up already?
Best girl coming through
for random Zelda side characters, I'm more of an anjufag myself.
Anju has Kafei.
Fuck Nintendo for removing fishing from BOTW and its DLC
Make the general game again but expand the dungeons and overworld. Have side quests that lead to lots of optional content including dungeons that power up your items.
>There's more TP Zelink art coming out everyday than Midlink art
what exactly went wrong with midlink?
THERES AN ANUS HERE
MODDDDSSSSSSSS
why are you being a homosexual?
Board culture.
Midna is a bitch. TP Zelda just doesn't show up much.
>what exactly went wrong with midlink?
It fucking won
>Slaps Link away and goes home
>"Won"
the mangaka of the zelda mangas are hardcore zelinkers
cant really fault midna. she definitely lost in the game though. she's a bitch
Zelda will never have what Midna has in this moment
Link will never once look at Zelda the same way he looks at Midna
>Discussion about Twilight Princess devolves into waifuhomosexualry in less than 100 posts
whatever
I have enough pics in my Zelda, Malon, and Midna folders to fill fill entire threads with but one girl I wish got more love was Nabooru. Easily the hottest Gerudo across all games (urbosafags need not reply)
What happened to her massive gerudo schnoz?
Still would
I'm more upset that inflation has gotten so bad that a Twilight Princess remake will cost 100 million US dollars to make. I would create a remaster to showcase the tech of the Switch 2's hardware. I'd work on figuring out how lighting with minor ray tracing will work in the Twilight Realm. Models will be updated to have better polygons and animations. Climbing will be overhauled. And maybe I can tweak the opening to move along faster with skipable dialogue.
And I guess if I have to spend all the money then I'll orchestrate the entire sound track and have voice acting.
You sound like a homosexual
The game's already good. Plus there was a Wii U remaster that adressed most of my gripes. Other than stealing an anon's idea for a Master Quest I don't know what to add. For Master Quest I would change the sequence of some dungeons and story events. So you have to figure out how to approach dungeons with and without certain items.
Honestly I'd rather have a proper remake of Skyward Sword. Part of me feels I never gave it fair chance. I Quit playing on the wii version because I got frustrated with terrible controls. Tried the HD version it still has terrible controls on top of severe framerate issues when playing in docked mode. They've never patched game. Why would I give it second chance unless it got a remake.
Haters will say I'm wrong.
>Expand wolf moveset (treat it like items idk)
>When link turns wolf he stays wolf until master sword
>Throw away the first 3 dog shit dungeons and make 3 wolf centric temples in the Twilight realm replacing ass light bug quest
>Throw away ganon in the endgame, instead replace temple of time boss with Ganon because of seal memes.
Wtf are you on
Fine I’ll post midna you autistic freak
no worries im going to bed.
the (mega6) filename is from cadohomosexual's fake mega
It’s YOUR MEGA homosexual
>Noooo you HAVE to download MY mega!
>Only MY mega zelinks are approved for posting!
>If you don't post from MY mega it has a 0 opacity cado!
Put it in your suicide note and rope, homosexual.
go back to your discord
Eat it nagger
>NOOOOOO IT HAS TO BE ME POSTING MEEEEEEEEEE
Expand Rollgoal into a full game with online leaderboards and multiplayer racing and thousands of levels.
This but the prize for beating all of the levels is midna sex
>completely remake wolf segments to not be a mandatory treasure hunt before you're allowed to make meaningful progress
>keep the world but pack it full of way more shit a la Tears
>probably nix the sword moves and return them to being automatic counters like Wind Waker
>bring back a magic meter and items that use it
>rework the Great Spin to behave like Ocarina and Majora as a magic fueled spin attack
>either lift restrictions on items like the Spinner petering out after five seconds or just have better items, TP's item and gadget selection is pretty shit
>true form midna gets a less embarrassing amount of screentime
>give Link a fucking instrument so the howling in wolf form has a use that isn't sword moves
>midna sex scene for both forms
Look at dis dueeeeee
What a colossal homosexual. No wonder he gets bullied so much
I dunno why, but this thread made me start my first TP replay in, I think, over a decade. I think I'll beat it again this time - I played this game a ton as a kid
Cheers
remember you beat the game with cave of ordeals. get to work
I did start my replay.
Looking back, I feel like I've done the first ~5 hours of this game at least a dozen times, but only beaten it from start to end maybe 3 or 4 times. Don't know why that is - I intend to beat it fully again this time. It's a solid game, really
I don't need 100 million dollars to tune up the enemy speed/AI, make Hero Mode difficulty normal and HD's 4x damage shenanigans be the actual Hero Mode, and flesh out the sword skills to be a real thing and not an optional tool to make the already easy combat even easier. I guess I can use the leftover money to add an irresponsible amount of lantern caves. Yeah, I think I'll do that, actually. But TP is already like 90% to my perfect game.
Imagine if Twilight Princess adds the run button?
I miss the zelda general...
>>>/vg/
I don't. Zelinkfags ruined it just like they did threads on Ganker. Good riddance.
Many such cases
Why? There's is nothing to talk about.
The Zelda series will be dormant until 2030 when the next game comes out.
Well, maybe it will get lively whne the live action movie bombs har, sometime in 2026.
Spend one tenth of the budget porting it to PC as accurately as possible and transfer the rest of the money to my bank account
That's all great HOWEVER: What if le pornsex?!
LMAO! Heh, I'm so original.
ugly but hot
I don't. I remake AoL instead.
I make Twilight Princess Picross again
I do it in this style, maybe hire a live orchestra or a high-fidelity orchestral library synth. Otherwise leave it largely as is other than adding secret ways to speed up the prologue.
Also sex scenea with the crazy bug lady.
>What changes do you make?
>Story matches the manga
>Improve the combat
God of War came out in 2005 and PoP:Warrior Within in 2004, it's ridiculous how little innovation there was in Zelda's combat during the GC era. 64 era was genuinely cutting edge for combat that wasn't a fighting game.
>Harder, more complex enemies to better match the combat
>Rework every dungeon except the Water Temple.
They're all incredibly cookie cutter. Much better than WW but that's really not saying much. Get the guys who did SS's dungeons because they were onto something
>Complete rework of the graphics to actually match the artstyle
Game had some genuinely great concept art, but the execution was horrible
>Real forests
Deliver on your promise Nintendo.
Instead of Wind Waker, this game should have been modelled after Spaceworld and released in 2002. With a Metroid Prime 2 style sequel coming out in 2005, where the entire game takes place in the Twilight Realm since it just directly follows the previous one. Wind Waker was far too ambitious and should have happened as a Wii U launch title since Monolith broke ground with Xenoblade X's unrivaled open world and actual content in it
I really hate video games, so I can't figure out what I would do.
TP is fine. Maybe it could've used less padding, more focus on the resistance group, removed wolf form, removed Ganondorf, gave more importance to and more story & gameplay focus on the Twilight Realm, but that's about it.
It's WW that desperately needs the remake. That game was literally unfinished to hell and back, and it shows.
Shorten the intro.
>Remove wolf form and replace it with some other gimmick. It's not fun. The padding segments related to it weren't fun. And you barely talk to any other animals in the game to further validate its purpose. Rather they should do more withe the duo-world gimmick that was involved in the tear-collection segments and retain Midna's combat prowess with her hair during said segments (but no actual tear-collecting, fuck that.)
>Remove Ganondorf entirely as the lame 'twist villain,' put all the focus on Zant and the power of the Fused Shadow instead.
>Give more story emphasis to Zelda. Maybe she ends up becoming a resistance member way down the line, IDK. But everyone can agree that she was, by far, the worst Zelda the 3D games have ever seen as far as actual relevance goes
>Give more focus to the resistance group, make them companions for side quests.
>The twilight realm should've been fleshed out more. It could've used 2-3 fully developed dungeons, its own "open world" region, and some equivalent to a racial NPC town with its own slew of mini-quess like the Zoras and the Gorons.
>Replace midi soundtrack with a fully-orchestrated one.
>Take some story beats from the manga, like LoTR-styled finale battle at Hyrule Castle.
>The Hero's Shade is forced fanservice and kills any mystique or "third game" potential surrounding The Hero of Time. Make the skills mentor someone else.
>Midna's character arc was well-done, but once again they should just take from the manga and make Link & Midna's relationship more romantically-inclined.
>remove ganon from the story
That would be a huge improvement alongside making the fused shadow more corrupting of an influence on Midna
First, ban the entire studio from cel shading and the skyward sword and later art style and any reference to it.
Second, implement the originally planned open world for hyrule field and have the lost woods cover about 35% of it.
Third, ban the studio from their fucking shit voice acting.
Fourth, demand that the long treks across the entire map are moved around so you never have more than ~40% of a given map to cross at a time.
Fifth, remove fast travel and wolf-link-at-will.
1. Fix the beginning area. We don't need a four hour tutorial
2. Have them expand upon wolf Link's moves so fighting with him isn't boring garbage.
3. Replace tear collection with literally anything else
4. Add more shit to do in the overworld
5. Slightly harder combat so all those cool moves you learn actually have a use
6. Romancable Hena
7. In the end you get to choose to stay in your realm or go to the twilight realm with Midna and become king of the Twili. This ending will play the 30th and final Midna sex scene during the credits. If you 100% you get another sex scene with the superior imp Midna instead.
Me personally, I'd begin by televising Aonuma and Fujibayashi's executions and then slowly rooting out the rest of the rot.
I would be unable to atone for Aonuma's failures if the cancer he's sown remains.
Megabased. Aonuma as director destroyed Zelda over the course of a decade, then went producer and gave the director's chair to Fujibayashi who fucked it up even more.
Who's done more damage at this point, Aonuma killing off the OoT/MM hype with the rushed game that was WW, or Fujibayashi killing classic Zelda gameplay & story/lore with BotW and its copy-pasted Ubisoft antics?
Aonuma is still in charge of the franchise even if he's not the head director anymore, so he still deserves blame for BotW. He was probably the one pushing for open world in the first place. A lot of BotW feels like an expansion of WW which was Aonuma's baby.
Funny considering WW with its wide open sea is one of the most on-rails and restrictive adventures there is
>try to sail to an island in the distance
>"No we must go in THIS direction"
>do the next dungeon
>okay now I can surely expl-
>"NO GO HERE"
what the fuck were they thinking
The correct answer is Miyamoto for chimping out over Link's Awakening and banning Koizumi from becoming Zelda director, thus causing Aonuma to get a position that hindsight shows he was not the right man for, and later allowing Fujibayashi to further mutilate the series after Aonuma did nothing but fumble around for ~10 years.
I want to live in the Koizumi and Tezuka timeline
Plot twist: Koizumi didn't want to continue working on Zelda and you are all fags.
That doesn't change anything about what I said.
lol
Miyamoto cucks us so fucking hard
I don't remake it, I make a direct sequel instead.
That would be great too as there's a lot that could be made about the years after all of that. Fucking Miyamoto
It's never too late, they can still do it. Would be a nice palate cleanser after BotW and BotW 1.5.
>remake without any restrictions or guidelines
First and foremost, I devote a team, if not multiple teams, to making bosses that don't suck fucking donkey dick
Then, I devote a very specific team to making Ganondorf's final stretch not suck donkey dick
TP's one, greatest flaw was that the bosses all sucked massive fucking donkey dick
Once again, the vast majority of Ganker shows the world that they have no idea how to make a good video game while simultaneously displaying the mental decay porn addicts suffer from.
Hire FROMsoft, that's it.
Allow you to change between wolf and human form much earlier.
Rework the beginning few hours so it doesn't feel so much like an extended tutorial.
Add some some full size optional dungeons.
I'm not the creative type, I'm more of the kind of person who can help refine an idea. It's also been a long time since I last played it.
I would make Zelda a woman. And a cute one
Zelda has already been turned into a grill before tho.
>Dungeons have layouts that force there to be more than one small key available at a time
>Items get more focus for doing things in combat and in the overworld, even the spinner and command rod
>Sequence breaking
>Sword combat is more necessary
>Wolf combat ditches the rigidity of Z-targeting and becomes its own more developed thing now that gyro aim is a thing
>Twili don't give a fuck about public nudity at all, their shadow bodypaint is more obviously fetish shit
>Midna sex scene
>Link is left-handed
>Voice acting goes and stays go
Just the standard stuff I guess