Nintendo has got to be trolling at this point. They know they can get away with anything.

Nintendo has got to be trolling at this point. They know they can get away with anything.

They just take Breath of the Wild, slap a new title on it after six years, release it again.

It's the exact same game again, and all the mouth breathing fanboys go nuts. 10/10 rave reviews across the board, millions of copies sold immediately, GOTY locked in.

This is more embarrassing than Bethesda re-releasing Skyrim every two minutes.

What a joke. People just consume this shit blindly at this point.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tou didn't beat the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat cheeto stained shaking nincel fingers can't hit keys properly
      lel

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a fricking cult, dude, it doesnt matter what they do anymore, gotta keep nintendo alive by buying whatever the frick they shit out

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another Snoy cope thread lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's the exact same game again,
    Clearly didn't play it but this is Ganker so I expect no less

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    zzz

  6. 11 months ago
    GreatnessAwaits

    >early reports are all saying sales are massively under the estimates
    Oh no no no no no, tendiebros, did we get too wienery?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick are you getting these metrics? Every site is reporting a massive success.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats Erics new trip, he has been broken by famitsu threads kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nincel schizo raving about his imaginary antagonist in a pathetic attempt to deflect any criticism from his juvenile reharshed children's toy
          pottery

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hi eric how's the seethe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What critic? That trip made some baseless claim of the game not selling without providing source, its right to call him out. Im not even a tendie dumb console warrior, I play on PC.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude it's a 7.5/10 game with an inflated price tag and inflated reviews. You act like the devs released literal shit like it's Pokemon Sw/Sh or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's expected of pokemon, not nintendo's literal flagship series

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sure feels like the laziest Zelda entry

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lazy shitpost is lazy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lazy shitpost is lazy.
      Yes, that's what being sad. TotK is a lazy shitpost made by Ninceldo to israelite goyim manchild cattle out of their money. Glad you understand.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo makes a direct sequel
    >This mindbreaks Ganker for monthes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't a direct sequel. The point of a sequel is not to replace the previous game, but add a new entry to follow the previous game.

      As I said before, imagine if someone starts playing Mass Effect with the second game. They finish it. I can recommend the first game to them because 2 is a direct sequel to 1 but they're still their own games.

      I cannot do the same here. Be honest and tell me that if a newbie spends 100h playing Tears of the Kingdom, could you really recommend that they go back and play Breath of the Wild afterwards? You can't, because they're so damn similar.
      The point of a sequel is to provide a new entry that follows the previous game's footsteps, not outright replace the previous game or render it obsolete.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Many games back in the day would outright replace the original, you're probably just too young to remember.
        >Crash 2
        >Mega Man 2
        >Sonic 2
        >Street Fighter 2

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ive played all the megaman NES games and Megaman 2 most certainly did not replace Megaman 1

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Mega Man 2
          what

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe harder

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sure counterargued me. Pardon me for actually wanting this IP to be good.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I will not pardon you for whining like a homosexual fire 6 years as you prepare to pucker your anus for six more

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really feel sorry for you, trying to have a discussion with nintendo fans

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Trying to have a rational conversation with zealots never end well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like BotW 1.5. All people literally wanted was traditional dungeons and buff the weapon durability, but nope, they re-hashed the entirety of BotW and even went as far as nerfing the fricking weapons so that you can attach shit to them that only slightly improves the durability (provided you have the right item). I'm 10 hours in and I can see the laziness, and the craft novelty wears off after a while.

      I could deal with the map being re-used, but the fact that they didn't address the problems with BotW is just a middle finger and I don't get why reviewers said that they did.

      With that being said, I'm enjoying the exploration once again, but it's bound to be over any time soon I fear.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Japanese are the masters of doing the same thing over and over again, anime its been the same for decades pretty much like you said just give it a different name and people like in this thread will think its something completely new and fresh. Yes it is the same game but what could you expect from man child who would buy cardboard from Nintendo

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be delusional if you thought they were gonna make a entirely new overworld from scratch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to be delusional if you thought Nintendo had to actually put some work and effort in order to make money out of their moronic fanbase.
      ftfy

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see that mountain?
    >you can go there in a hundred different slow pointless ways

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cry harder nincel
      zelda is trash
      always has been and always will be
      same as all other ninceldo "games"

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People just consume this shit blindly at this point

    You must be new here, this is the tendie central all you gonna get its simplistic and childish responses like seethe or cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe or cope

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile pikmin 4 literally looks like the dream sequel to Pikmin 2. Pikchads crops are always plentiful.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they did the same thing for 26 years with A Link to the Past, the biggest change was OoT having 3d graphics

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is Nintendo refused to spend more money on decent hardware and now people are praising them for the ``technological achievement`` totk is on the switch even tho Nintendo was the one who crippled himself with a handheld console and the game looks and runs like a PS2 game, so yeah pretty much people are gonna eat nintendos shit no matter what literal goyslop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ESL ticks

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's far from the exact same game. It's probably like 8/10 to botw's 6.5/10

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep crying homosexuals, be sure to make this same thread 50 times a day. me and millions of others will continue to enjoy the game. shout out to that one moron who somehow got soft locked in the tutorial snowy area because he kept dying from cold

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