Nintendo has some explaining to do...

Nintendo has some explaining to do...

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play ALTTP

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make entire movie about kid trunks growing up and learning what responsibility is
    >have goku pop up in the last 5 minutes to 1-shot the boss
    whoever wrote this shit was fricking moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goku was in that movie quite a bit beforehand. The real funny part was Vegeta appearing, saying shit like "Having fun while I'm on vacation, huh?" then immediately gets sent flying through an office building and being helped up by white-collar workers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how much Toriyama hated Bejita

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Toriyama had little to do with the Z movies before BoG aside from contributing a few sketches for characters and even that was rare.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I suppose the issue is that there's very little that Trunks would be able to do about a monster that can one-shot Vegeta, even with a magic sword.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just outskill and outsmart it, easy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "power" of the characters should never get in the way of good storytelling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The answer was he had to kill Tapion. But that would be way too dark even by Japanese standards. So Goku ex machina to the rescue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the last movie has Goku one-shot a villain for the final time
          I don't count battle of gods or revenge of f considering the gap in time between them and the OGs. Goku fricking shit up was always gold. It felt like payoff for missing half the serie of Z.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Goku always get his ass kicked in the movies
            >even when he goes full power he needs an asspull to save him "muh super saiyan", "muh super saiyan...Sprit bomb"
            >the final movie has him one shotting the villain without external help
            Felt more satisfying than whatever the frick super is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>make entire movie about kid trunks growing up and learning what responsibility is
      >>have goku pop up in the last 5 minutes to 1-shot the boss
      So Twilight Princess?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDO INVENTED OCERINAS YOU CHUD!
    Black personMAN, SUE SOME!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he's a console warrior

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember at the Dragon's Dogma 2 thread, a Tendie saying Nintendo invented the style of hair Zelda uses in BOTW.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who invented more?
        Kojima or Nintendo?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kojima claims he invented cameras in games
          Thus all games that use a camera system are his

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who invented more?
            Kojima or Nintendo?

            Name 1 game where you can use camera before MGS. Zelda ripped this off too

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Super Mario 64

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've done way worse than that believe me OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6 notes
      eh, that's not really enough, particularly since the songs go in completely dissimilar directions after

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stealing a bass line is very much a thing vanilla ice lost his career over it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >american copyright law
          lel
          there have been 80 - 220 million published songs, as a low estimate. 13 notes in the chromatic scale. 4826809 possible combinations of 6 notes, with the huge majority of those being total ear rape. There's about a zero percent chance that there haven't been dozens of other songs written using that same sequence of notes that came out before the song you linked, and there will be hundreds/thousands more in the future, because there are only so many combinations out there that sound okay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta you're free to make the argument that it's legally distinct but you're a goddamn moron if you think Kondo didn't rip that shit straight off from the song. That shit was no accident

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              k so if you'd done 2 minutes of research you'd know a group already used AI to create every possible musical combination in the universe and put them all in public domain

              doesn't mean that shit wasn't stolen in the 80's

              Really? It's completely impossible for two different people to both come up with the same extremely short sequence of notes?

              I should think 6 notes in a row is a lot less involved than calculus, yet Newton and Liebniz are both credited with inventing it independently. Historically, it absolutely happens. It happens a lot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are aware that the japanese were famous for ripping shit off right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Really? It's completely impossible for two different people to both come up with the same extremely short sequence of notes?

                No, just highly highly HIGHLY unlikely. Especially when said notes are from an album that released just a few years prior to the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Newton and Leibniz has to be a cosmic joke. There's no fricking way that throughout humanity, the two motherfrickers who were smart enough to create a branch of math to deal with constantly changing numbers were born at the same era and worked on it at the same time independently.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if they both experienced similar environments there's no reason why they couldn't have been pushed to the same conclusions, just convergent evolution.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            k so if you'd done 2 minutes of research you'd know a group already used AI to create every possible musical combination in the universe and put them all in public domain

            doesn't mean that shit wasn't stolen in the 80's

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vanilla Ice didn't lose his career over that, he lost his career because he was a corny one hit wonder

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.diggersfactory.com/blog/390/the-ice-ice-baby-controversy

            he was more or less blacklisted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically they could add that track 1:1 in a new mario game and it would fit perfectly, modern mario is pretty jazzy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario has always been jazzy because that's always been Koji Kondo's biggest inspiration. Of course people on Ganker are morons and don't understand the difference between plagiarism and heavy inspiration so expect that one copypasta in response to me saying this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Of course people on Ganker are morons and don't understand the difference between plagiarism and heavy inspiration
          Japs were pretty fricking shameless about plagiarizing back in the day, they were basically bootleg china before bootleg china.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ocarina was present in ALTTP, though it was renamed the "flute" in the english translation of the game.

      Post the Gerudo Desert one. That one's beyond blatant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kondo is a bit of a hack.

        Dofge Danpei (1991-1992)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It only took the first notes and remixed the rest into it's own thing
      That's legal
      Taking a artist's lineart style and completely drawing different subject matters and coloring styles doesn't mean you plagiarized.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try 1993

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ocarina of Time is a really good game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arin from Game grumps's fame proved you wrong

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weak bait, the ocarina was already an item in A Link to the Past.
    Also, neither Toriyama nor Nintendo invented them.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DBZ really was peak

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that's crazy wait until you learn how much of Ocarina of Time is directly inspired by Peter Pan

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Man Legends had a 3D "Z-targeting" lock-on before Zelda

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it didn’t
      Only 2 had it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn’t lock on to a target
          It only let you face them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Megaman Legends is a jank shitty game too

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the same plot also, Zelda plays his magic flute to seal the evil king dude and his little brother is what remains in the sequels

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ocarinas are a known instrument moron.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OoT link literally happened becasue the Wife of Shigeru Miyamoto asked him why Nitnendo has no handsome men on its games and so they made Link a chad manlet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A funny detail of this story is that the reason Link wears a white undershirt is to keep him looking a little dorky, as having him be too handsome wearing a cooler looking brownish-red shirt would've lost the Zelda feel for them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's it, I'm the boss of video games and Ganker and I'm gonna sue Nintendo

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are copies of Snufkin

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone jobs for an hour before Goku remembers he can go SSJ3 and shitstomps : the cinematic release

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    might as well post em because i think theyre funny

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