>No 3D game in 8 years

>No 3D game in 8 years

Why did Ninteᥒd𐐬 forget about Mario?

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mario is GAY

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker How do I get a job when I have no skills or experience?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Run for the president of the United States.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      just be yourself

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      be born israeli
      or lie on your resume
      or start doing something for money on your own

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >apply for internships
      >all Internships want experience
      >all new grad jobs also want previous experience
      I literally give up

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >all Internships want experience
        The frick?
        How?
        Why?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          CS is a meme major now. You have to have been coding since you were a toddler and go to a top 40 school if you want to even get a chance at in interview in most places now

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            can confirm
            even """entry level""" CS jobs are requiring 3+ years experience, 10 certifications and 20 skills

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Oversupply so they can afford to be picky to the point of being irrational. Too many people picked CS because they saw people getting paid 300K 400K total comp for relatively little work. And it was like that for a while. Some Engineering Managers at Meta get paid $1M in comp.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lie like everyone else

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lie about them and then when you get the job, explain you want to understand how that company does protocol. Read enough about the work to make it sound like you know what you're talking about. The first job I ever got I only got by referencing someone who worked there, and that week or two I was there, before I was fired because I wasn't trained enough to know what I was doing, was enough to get me in another job, then another, then another to eventually what I got now. Once you do get work experience, play up whatever you did to extreme levels in your next interview. You were a cashier? You are now computer literate and can operate company software. Also you can BS most assessments by pretending to be the biggest corporate drone.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Grocery store, retail or paramedic

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Next game is open world sloppa like BotW so its taking time to make

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser's Fury ???
    2021
    god people are stupid as frick

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >port with some glorified DLC on top
      Not an argument.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody played the original dumbass

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t-that doesn't count
        Still a game homosexual

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's really fricked up that they didn't just slap some unused ideas together and release Odyssey 2 like 3 years ago. That's leaving in 20 millions sales on the table for no reason.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have infinite studios to develop the game, but still, if they didn't take 7 years for TOTK they'd probably have enough people to slap something with mario.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Mario has now joined the ranks of other abandoned Nintendo franchises like F-Zero, Star Fox, Donkey Kong, etc.
    How the mighty have fallen…

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It will be open world slop and Mario will be walking around New York City. Hopefully he wont get robbed at the subway

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You meant thrown at the rail tracks by a mentally ill crackhead for no reason whatsoever?

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Wonder was a 10/10 game. Don't sleep on it because it was a sidesceoller. Literally every Mario sidescroller since the SNES games have been shit until Wonder.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Wonder
      >10/10
      I wonder what drugs you were on to make you think that. Game peaks at world 1 than nosedives after

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Acid

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell are you talking about OP, Odyssey came out-
    >October 27, 2017
    F-frick me time s-sure flies huh...

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >count to 3s in head
      >clock moves 5s

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mario? Who is that? I feel like I can just barely remember that name...

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I swear the Rabbids have to be a cursed franchise.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Launch title for Switch successor. It will be good. maybe.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly surprised Nintendo decided to skip Odyssey 2 on the Switch. The game is guaranteed to easily reach 5 million sales, even if it's a half-assed sequel like Galaxy 2

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    stop pirating games

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mario BETRAYED and TRAPPED by Nintendo

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's Mariover

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >MARIO IS GETTING NOTHING!
    >*gets a movie*
    >MARIO IS GETTING NO GAMES!
    >*gets Wonder*
    >MARIO IS GETTING NO 3D GAMES!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda hasn't gotten a new game in almost a decade. It's so over

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What will be the next cope when Mario gets a new 3D game?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    2D is simply Supermarior

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be a launch title for their next console. And I'll be buying it.

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, nintendo forgor 🙁

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Last 3D Mario was Bowser's Fury, so it only has been 3 years.

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped Odyssey because no playable Luigi

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