"No Anon, its called a armbar, if you practiced UFC like me, you know that the bad guy couldnt escape this hold because he doesnt have the same level of Jiu-Jitsu as me."
What do you do in this situation?
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what's he wrestling against?
Ogre King
Kill his character ofc. Lightning bolt!
"Oh, OK.... he stands up with you still hugging his arm. Guess you didn't lock it in tight enough."
"I break his arm and transition to a triangle choke"
Roll athletics opposed with disavantage, ogre king is a large creature and unless player is also large fricker got negative leverage
Depends on so many things, like setting, system, and tone that an answer can't be given.
>[Intelligence 15] "There aren't armbars in the mechanics or rules of 5e, the bad guy simply won the grapple contest."
>[Wisdom 20] "Your character isn't you and doesn't know martial arts, so he cannot perform an armbar."
>[Martial Arts 30] "You weren't in position to lock the armbar, and he recognised what you were trying to do. With a swivel he managed to stop your attempt."
>[Backbone 35] "I don't think you're a good fit for this game, see you later."
>"[Confirmed Bachelor] He starts to moan in your arms. 'Harder, daddy!' the man moans."
>A man approaches, naked except for a towel and a leather harness fitted with metal spikes on it. "I'm the boss of this gym!" he says.
This is my dojo
And in my dojo, no knob remains unpolished
>But I rolled a nat 20, idiot
>"Tough shit. Nat 20s don't mean anything for ability checks, which the opposed athletics check to grapple is."
>>[Backbone 35] "I don't think you're a good fit for this game, see you later."
Kek what an oversensitive narcissist
I agree, which is why he should be asked to leave.
"Roll opposed Strength to break... you fail. You didn't break it."
"While you're busy writhing around this guy's torso, one of his minions comes up and starts trying to pry you off."
I wouldn't be in that situation.
Why is everyone who is obsessed with UFC so physically underwhelming?
Always skinny or fat manlets.
Physically imposing men interested in violence actually spar instead of living vicariously through a television screen.
the had the test, but not the will to use it.
generally, the people who aspire to something lack the ability to do it in the first place
>I wanna learn how to checkmate someone in 10 moves or less!
Usually a noob that's aiming high, someone who could potentially do it is already figuring out and deploying strats
>I wanna bench 500 lbs (226.8 kg)!
usually Finn the human IRL, and wants to lift so he can look somewhat like not a total waste of space, people that can bench that much aren't making plans to do so, as they can just pound it out relatively quick
'its magic i dont have to explain shit'
First off this guy looks like the type of frick who avoids mma gyms because he would get trashed in em. Most wannabe gansta types are convinced that the backyard boxing they do and fighting in the streets 'usually against someone much weaker then them' makes em a tough.
>its called a armbar,
Point out his shit grammar, and use it as an excuse to dismiss him as an idiot and keep the game rolling.
Implying he wouldnt just alpha you into your seat and make you play the game how he tells you to. Cope and seethe beta
I keep a strap and live in a state with castle doctrine amd stand your ground laws.
I shoot his knees out then call the country sheriff to get him off my property. I've no patience for some Jersey looking jabrony who things they're "alpha" just because he's covered in tats and works out to pose for his Instagram. If he wants to play stupid games, I'll give him his stupid prize. Not my fault that Colt made men equal
>Brings guns to game night
Get a load of this guy.jpg
kek
t. Autist
guns to game night
>Get a load of this guy.jpg
Hey, you never know when you'll need a gun, even if it's someplace like a shopping mall in Indiana
t.nogames spammer
t. Adventurer's League regular
how do you shoot him if he has you in an armbar with a higher level of jiu-jitsu than you
An Armbar would be simulated in this game as, a sort of pin. I know I know, it's actually a hold, either way it calls for an opposed grapple check, roll them bones.
>What do you do in this situation?
Villain draws a knife and stabs you in the face.
Lot of shitty larp as a gamer spam on the first page with googled portraits.
>Implying I'd have let this homosexual in my game in the first place
You shoot him dead. If any of the players digress with your decision you shoot them tok. Then you continue playing your game without weak people.
Unfortunately the bad guy is Steven Seagal and is a master of Aikido, he could easily defeat your entire dojo
+1 upvote
The bad guy is a slimegirl, if you wrestled wet and messy musclegirls like me you would know how slippery they are.
I'd rather have this than another lardass HEMAgay.