NO JUMP BUTTON?! TWO HOURS LONG?! NINE CONTINUES?! *takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*. this game.

NO JUMP BUTTON?!
TWO HOURS LONG?!
NINE CONTINUES?!

*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*

this game…. IS A PIECE OF FUCK SHIT

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
    Ok. THIS is based

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cat game
    >Cat is not black
    >Cat is not fighting lovecraftian horrors including old gods as bosses.
    >Game title is not "moronman"
    WASTED POTENTIAL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cat is not black
      We have… the technology

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that cat isnt black
      I have a black kitty tho
      he's meowing outside my door as I try to jack off and shitpost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have a black kitty tho
        Is she into raceplay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he does like to stare at the white cat across from my place. Kind of cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw Is that a...? shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw no, NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, IT'S A SQUID! shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw

      AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
      shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw

      NO, NO! IM GOING MAD, NO!
      shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw

      moronMAN! HELP ME!
      shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw Meow

      YOU USELESS FUCKING moron! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!
      shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw

      À̶̡̛̰̹̬͍͉̝̣̳͖͇̙̦̯̮̠͔̝̎̌̐͌͂̒̒̍͛̽̋͒̒̕͜͜͝͠è̶̡̢̮̥͎̳͍̭́͒̉̄̈́͝͝U̴͚͍̪͖͇̩͔̖͉̩̞̭̝̖͈͛̊̈́Ų̶̢̛͈͇͓͇̟͈͍̦̳̬͇͓̹̄͂̓̀̃͠æ̵̧̧̛͕̘̳͕̌̒̍͆̌̍͊̆̓̈́͒̔́̍͆͋͌͘̚͝ė̷̛̛̛̙̳͚̫̮̳̫͌̈́̄̈́̾̆͛̀͐̊̊͘͜A̶̡̳͕͎̭̰͓͇̤͚̮̪͂̈́̀̈́́̓̈̒͝͠Æ̶̪̞͈̗̈́̏̓̈̈̚͜͝Ą̶̞̹̼̱͇̞̖͖̣̖̹͍̗͓̬̊̾͗̄̓̓͗̎̾̐̇̏́́͂̆͘͜͜U̴̧̘̦̚Ų̶̼̦̳̳̟͈̞̳̝͚̬̱̯̖͋́̇̃͑́ͅȨ̷̟͍̤̯͇͈̺̥̪͙̜̪̗̹̫̟̱͇̣̌͌ͅą̸̡̨͇̳̙̯̖̺͓̟̰̒͂̓̀̂͆̄̍͐̔̂̆͋̀͑͠Ȩ̸̘̝̗̘̟̯͚͇̹̝̯͓͖͎̺͉̈́̓͌̈̾̀̾̑̀̔͊̉͂̑̀̉͘͘͘͘͘͜Ě̴͉̍̆̆͂̾͋͒̾̄͐͒͐̓̆͝Ã̶̢͉̞̬͈̹͙̭̫̟̰̟̖̗͋̿ͅĀ̸̛͙̿͐͊͂̀̔͐͆̾͌̽͌̋̕Ů̵̜̼̄̓͑͆͗̈́̃͒͐͛̒̉͋̚͠͝͠Ė̷̢̧̯̠͚̫͇͖̞̳̫̟̜̖̹͕̠̌̿̄͒͋͗͛̈́́͝ͅŽ̸̠̪͔̯͖̠̻̪͎͇͎̞͕̈́̈́̂͛̽̄͒͌̿̉͘H̷̯̯̺̩̩͓̯̤͖̥̰̮̩̤̀̽̂̐͊̚̕ͅÂ̸̡͉̫̟̣̻͂̈́̇̌̀̽̒̃̓̈́͊͝Ą̸̦̯̤̪̟̯̂͋̈́̂̓̀͐̀́͜ͅŞ̵̢̛͕̝̳̭̠͉͕̩̌̑̔̒̍̎̐̉͂̒͌̂̀̄́̐̏͠͝ͅJ̷̧̧̧̢͖͖̣̣̫̥͎̰̼͓̙̝̖͔̤̙̩̃̒̋́̿̊̃́̂̂̕Ķ̷̨̛̛̛͕̳͎͖̭͑́̑̈́̀̔͊̄̀̇̿̕͝Ḻ̸̡̢̮͚̦̭̮͚̞͍̻̘͖͈̦͈̥̟̍́̿̿̀̿̾̓̇̔È̷̬̑̆͊͌̀͑̄̍̆̔̉͛͑̋̍̉͑͜
      Ȧ̶̫Ė̷͚̖̣̃͗͝ừ̴̭̫è̶͜g̸̰͙̝̃͌̚ǔ̴̵͙̻̹̯͇̏͂g̶̡̟̿̈́ȕ̵̦̜̋̂ğ̵̡̠͕̇̂h̴̝̬͒͛̒a̸̤̘̘̓̕g̵̨͈͙̽ư̴̸̺̞̈͒͜ṵ̷͖͖͂̀ą̶͖̒̔͘ĕ̷̪̐g̸̺̃à̷͔͝ủ̶̶̞̪̖̘͍̀̋̉͝g̷̗̘͛̄͊ḩ̶̼̭́e̵̟̼̜̓͌͂à̷̛̜̪ư̸̱͍͐͠ͅg̴̵̨͓̩̹̈̇u̷̥͈̫͛ạ̵̞̾̃ͅg̶̯̑͛h̷͓̙͚͛͌͝e̵͈̪͍͛̀͋ŭ̸̶̧̪̰̮͂͋ą̵͙̥͝ù̸͕̕g̴͓͑̔̔g̶̶̬̻̀̀̿͜͠ͅǵ̶̟̉h̷̰͂́̋a̴͖̠̽͠g̷̠͔̀̕ḛ̷̢ǵ̵͈̦̗̈́h̷̟͛̾͠a̴̹̰̮̋̏g̸̵͕̹̪̯̋͐́́̕ẽ̵̥̾̌ͅģ̶͔̯̈̈̃h̶̼̀̕a̷̡̟͖̾ḧ̶̩́̆͠ë̵̢̇̌a̵̡̪̓h̴̴̡͕̹̤̽́͌̐́h̸̺͇̑̾è̷̝̎̈́h̵̝̎̀͌h̵̭̉à̵̼͓à̸̻͔͖͑́a̶̛̙͌͝ȇ̴̜̯̃͘a̵̧̛̞̝͂ŕ̶̬̼̉̔

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Top 10 anime betrays.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nine continues
    Actually charming

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is GOD forcing me to play these shitty games!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are thr morons of animals.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90% of people don't play games for more than 2-3 hours. They are impressed by pretty visuals and gimmicks. This is a lesson to all aspiring game devs. And I'm not bitter or spiteful about it, it's just what it is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile the most popular games are shit like Elden Ring or Bonding of Isaac that take 500 hours to beat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't even beat Elden Ring within 40 hours.
        >Laughingmaidens.jpg

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people go to extremes, it's on average, a 5 hour long game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mr. no fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it fun to lie to that extreme. Attack the game, but stop lying for no reason

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's called an exaggeration. the game's short
          i fucked ya mudda

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then say short. Not 2 hours.
            >Morrowind is 3 min long

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now youve gone too far

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets mad at a game that's ultimately meant to be comfy.

    Well now we know you're underageb&

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate cats!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am the angry cat hating nerd and I hate cats!
      This game is pissing me off!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you even on about? don't reply to me creep

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I rated it high because it has a cat in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was the killer’s erhnicity?
        Say, could I call him for help if cosmic horrorrs attack?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he does not know Magnota
          Brah,we have a documentary on Netflix about him and how /b/ helped capturing him. He tried to take a plane with body parts.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But it's a cat man don't you want to walk around a cat???????!!!!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has cat in it
    >Ganker has a meltdown

    this will never not be funny

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker love cats. stop being a contrarian
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/comments/udm5z/remember_your_cat_killer_b/

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve read op 3 times and i award it 8/run over cat.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch gameplay video
    >all jumping is a contextual button
    >cats stay glued to the pipe and it seems you can't even fall from them
    yes this looks bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a cat fall? It's a adventure game from what I figure, not a platformer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no point in falling when theres no fall damage anyway irl as a cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a cat fall off a pipe

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NINE CONTINUES?!
    sensible chuckle
    >*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
    what did he mean by this?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have THE MESSAGE?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its message is that humans (whites) should die out so the world can belong to robots (blacks) and cats (garden gnomes)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get a job, you bum.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyway… go away now

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