NO JUMP BUTTON?!
TWO HOURS LONG?!
NINE CONTINUES?!
*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
this game…. IS A PIECE OF FRICK SHIT
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NO JUMP BUTTON?!
TWO HOURS LONG?!
NINE CONTINUES?!
*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
this game…. IS A PIECE OF FRICK SHIT
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>*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
Ok. THIS is based
>Cat game
>Cat is not black
>Cat is not fighting lovecraftian horrors including old gods as bosses.
>Game title is not "Black personman"
WASTED POTENTIAL
>cat is not black
We have… the technology
that cat isnt black
I have a black kitty tho
he's meowing outside my door as I try to jack off and shitpost
>I have a black kitty tho
Is she into raceplay?
he does like to stare at the white cat across from my place. Kind of cute
shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw Is that a...? shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw no, NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, IT'S A SQUID! shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw
AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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NO, NO! IM GOING MAD, NO!
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Black personMAN! HELP ME!
shwshwhshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshw Meow
YOU USELESS FRICKING Black person! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!
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Top 10 anime betrays.
>Nine continues
Actually charming
why is GOD forcing me to play these shitty games!
Cats are thr Black folk of animals.
90% of people don't play games for more than 2-3 hours. They are impressed by pretty visuals and gimmicks. This is a lesson to all aspiring game devs. And I'm not bitter or spiteful about it, it's just what it is.
Meanwhile the most popular games are shit like Elden Ring or Bonding of Isaac that take 500 hours to beat
>Can't even beat Elden Ring within 40 hours.
>Laughingmaidens.jpg
Why do people go to extremes, it's on average, a 5 hour long game.
mr. no fun
How is it fun to lie to that extreme. Attack the game, but stop lying for no reason
it's called an exaggeration. the game's short
i fricked ya mudda
Then say short. Not 2 hours.
>Morrowind is 3 min long
now youve gone too far
>Gets mad at a game that's ultimately meant to be comfy.
Well now we know you're underageb&
I hate cats!
I am the angry cat hating nerd and I hate cats!
This game is pissing me off!
what are you even on about? don't reply to me creep
>I rated it high because it has a cat in it
What was the killer’s erhnicity?
Say, could I call him for help if cosmic horrorrs attack?
>he does not know Magnota
Brah,we have a documentary on Netflix about him and how /b/ helped capturing him. He tried to take a plane with body parts.
But it's a cat man don't you want to walk around a cat???????!!!!
>game has cat in it
>Ganker has a meltdown
this will never not be funny
Ganker love cats. stop being a contrarian
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/comments/udm5z/remember_your_cat_killer_b/
I’ve read op 3 times and i award it 8/run over cat.
>watch gameplay video
>all jumping is a contextual button
>cats stay glued to the pipe and it seems you can't even fall from them
yes this looks bad
Why would a cat fall? It's a adventure game from what I figure, not a platformer
no point in falling when theres no fall damage anyway irl as a cat
Why would a cat fall off a pipe
>NINE CONTINUES?!
sensible chuckle
>*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
what did he mean by this?
Does it have THE MESSAGE?
Its message is that humans (whites) should die out so the world can belong to robots (blacks) and cats (jews)
Get a job, you bum.
anyway… go away now