No one cares about Minmin.

No one cares about Minmin.
No one cares about Kazuya.
No one cares about Sephiroth.
No one cares about Steve.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT SORA

Why the FRICK (excuse my language) did the most popular video game character of the past DECADE not get into Smash? And don't give me that 'he got a Mii costume' crap, that was just a bait and switch to keep people from boycotting the game.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    anime is gay

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    sans should have been a real character and i agree, sora is gay as frickkkkkk

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steve was the most popular video game character of the past decade and he got in.

    Sans is more popular with nerds, Steve is popular with everyone.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick about Steve. They change from the Steve skin as soon as they can. Calling Steve popular is disingenuous.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not steve as much as Minecraft which he represents. Creeper is more ubiquitous but doesnt represent the game

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is sans so popular? I played undertale and I understand he's more interesting on genocide route, but he's basically a ghost of christmas past or guardian angel stock character with gags that aren't that funny

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's implied to have a tragic backstory, and he's a semi-realistic depiction of depression.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but how many smash players read his fan wiki

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was the new slenderman for kids

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sans is more of a millennial character.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me he was consistently funny and as lame as it sounds his fight was extremely memorable and stood out in almost every way in the game. Don't get me wrong though I couldn't care less if he got in Smash as an actual character or not

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      he has lots of great backstory and a genuinely interesting personality when it comes to his serious side. I think he is one of the most interesting characters in the game, sucks that the underage kids ruined his image.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        give me the qrd on this great backstory

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry i think you meant to put this image

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reimu's a girl.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sans isn’t the main character, and he only fights if you go out of your way to kill every enemy and threaten the world. I think Kris would (have) be(en) the best Undertale/Deltarune rep because he’s not only an MC but also a swordsman, and Sakurai sure loves that archetype.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      But Deltarune isn't finished yet.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You skipped Banjo moronbro

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(excuse my language)

    Dialate on Tumblr.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't Sus Amongus in???

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frisk, sans, and Kris will be in Smash 6

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the roster for Smash 6.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Needs literally every Fire Emblem character.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Toby was over the moon with his videogame character appearing in smash. What an honor.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just know that if Toby could have it his way, Sans would be a playable character. Sakurai intentionally chose to not make him one because he has a generic anime swordsman fetish and would rather put in characters from games that nobody likes like Fire Emblem.

      Same story with Dante, Travis, and Altair.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No one cares about Kazuya.
    Kazuya is a more popular and well-known character than Banjo-Kazooie globally.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    smash sans sans

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sakurai is a troll and Smash is a troll game. If you get mad, Sakurai wins.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    > i don't play the games from the other characters so they don't matter
    > put scrimblo bimblo from MY favorite game cause everyone knows him

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it was up to me, I would round up all the Fates and Touhou gays and put them in work camps 24/7.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fair i would too, why mention fate though ?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I confuse them and Melty Blood because it's the same shit.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw Doomslayer outfit with Sans head

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No one cares about Minmin.
    Ok.
    >No one cares about Kazuya.
    Tekken 1 outsold Undertale ON RELEASE.
    >No one cares about Sephiroth.
    Good joke.
    >No one cares about Steve.
    Sans is not even a grain of sand compared to the giant that is the best selling game of all time. Calling him a molecule would be generous. He is practically subatomic. Absolutely invisible to the naked eye.
    >NO ONE CARES ABOUT SORA
    Even if the player poll was conducted a month ago Sora would still be at the top. Sans is in his place. You should know yours.

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