>headless homosexual detected
If you actually had a head yourself you would realize that it is physically comfortable to have mild pressure applied to the top of your head, and that it's quite reasonable for an adult to want that.
>NOOOOO DON'T HEADPAT ME THAT'S INFANTILIZATION
Jesus Christ, why are women so annoying? Are we seriously gonna pretend men wouldn't love to get headpatted by a cute girl too? It's just a way to caress someone
It's just this particular anon being stupid. I won't speak for everyone, but I'm a dude, and goddamn getting your hair washed by another person is fricking bliss. Headpats are for real.
Yeah I could tell because you posted something moronic with zero self-awareness
2 years ago
Anonymous
>mentions self-awareness >women are gangstalking him online
lmao i love you fricking crazies
2 years ago
Anonymous
>now posting inane delusional comments apropos of nothing
Confirmed
2 years ago
Anonymous
gamer moment
2 years ago
Anonymous
Siwwy vegana moment(s)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>can't stand how women waste his time >wastes his time online mad at women
my almonds...
2 years ago
Anonymous
I never said that, all I said was it's obvious you're a woman because you're butthurt and can't type anything that makes sense
2 years ago
Anonymous
no, you said you didn't want to put up with women
and here you are, arguing with a woman
put your pants on your head
2 years ago
Anonymous
Again I never said that. You might want to see a psychiatrist, cutie. If I go get you a Chick-fil-a lemonade will you calm down?
2 years ago
Anonymous
i just figured it was you, i guess there's more than one incel in the thread :^)
2 years ago
Anonymous
I bet you're really a total sweetheart aren't you? You'd probably be super cute burying your head in my chest and dozing off after watching Better Call Saul. I bet you smell like cheap shampoo
2 years ago
Anonymous
>lists off pop cultures references desperately >consooms japanese "media" at an insane rate
my man that's a weak pivot
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're reaching baby. Come on, take a seat and complain to me about your workplace. We'll take an epsom salt bath and listen to lo-fi beats while drinking home-made green smoothies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That sounds nice is that supposed to be a dig
2 years ago
Anonymous
>reaching
you play persona, c'mon man put the switch down and take a breath tendie we're talking about SELF AWARENESS remember
how many nuts have you busted to shitty JRPG characters in your life time, you think?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i'm better than those silly cartoon girls
the woman cycle is so predictable
2 years ago
Anonymous
Look, look at me. Take a deep breath. It'll be okay. You want a back massage?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>my man
real women don't say things like this you need to learn how actual biological females are socialized if you ever want to successfully transition
Sure but I'm not their father. My girlfriend once asked if she could give me head in the most demure way possible when she herself stated she wanted a day where we don't have sex. When she's playing on her Switch sometimes she says "hey hey pat my head". They infantilize themselves and I wasn't gonna turn down head or showing her affection. It's just what women do. Sooner you get that, the better.
This is, and always will be, a virgin cope.
If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
But that won't ever happen to your sorry ass, so you come up with copes like >heh, I never wanted female attention!
>that did happen and I rejected her
making shit up is rather sad, anon
Hot women don't come up to anything but a 0.1% of men and ask them to have sex with them. It's more likely than not that if you took everyone browsing Ganker right now and asked them if an attractive woman had come up to them and asked them to have sex with them the answer would be no. Men and women aren't the same, and the whole discussion about this stuff gets muddled because half the people having it don't treat it as such. It's not about lesser or more, it's about difference.
>>Y-YWNBAW >I am not >>Y-YOU ARE ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
lol?
Black person stop using tired buzzwords from half a decade ago that non-newbies are completely exhausted with and actually talk using your words. actual moron.
Do you have actual arguments or will you use ad-hominen to try to win the argument?
>never said I am?
Then you're defending holes on Ganker, for free? More pathetic than a janny.
Defending who? I'm just making fun of Gankerchuds. LMAO
>NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT REVOLVE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AROUND 3D WOMAN YOU MUST BE COPING!!!!!!!
Pic related is Goku and Gohan fighting.
>If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
Now who's living in a fantasy land? This NEVER happens. EVER. Shit, not even married women will approach their husbands for anything unless they need help with some stupid shit.
more examples of losers coping
2 years ago
Anonymous
>stutter posting >ad-hominem >lmao >chud
reads like a fedpost
have a nice day
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no argument >no argument >no argument >no argument
reads like a dumb incel post
lol
lmao even
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Gets btfo'd hard >Has no response besides lowest common denominator whining
2 years ago
Anonymous
you just "cope" you stupid homosexual. you're mentally moronic, a husk whose mind is filled entirely with through terminating clichés, whose only function is as a stress relieving punching bag for people like me, which I appreciate.
Black person stop using tired buzzwords from half a decade ago that non-newbies are completely exhausted with and actually talk using your words. actual moron.
Hot women don't come up to anything but a 0.1% of men and ask them to have sex with them. It's more likely than not that if you took everyone browsing Ganker right now and asked them if an attractive woman had come up to them and asked them to have sex with them the answer would be no. Men and women aren't the same, and the whole discussion about this stuff gets muddled because half the people having it don't treat it as such. It's not about lesser or more, it's about difference.
>If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
Now who's living in a fantasy land? This NEVER happens. EVER. Shit, not even married women will approach their husbands for anything unless they need help with some stupid shit.
I knew a guy this happened to. He went to my high school but legitimately became a model for hollister and Abercrombie. He was top .1% in attractiveness. You could take his photo and print it as a poster and it would've looked like art in a trendy young adult clothing store
Women are just not worth the effort trouble, why should I put a tremendous amount of effort just for a slim chance to get an average girl who is incapable of love and just keeps using you?
That's why you don't have any retort except shaming.
>If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
No, I would be dumbstruck for a moment until my mind concludes that I'm being recorded for some kind of entertainment skit. I would immediately distance myself from that woman without so much as a verbal response.
I wish it was fake. It's the scariest thing on this earth. That's part of the reason of the reason I don't bother with women.
>I rejected half a dozen times in my youth, but I know stories of women who got winked at and fricked men >No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
lol. lmao. How do you think people have sex then besides prostitution you fricking idiot.
Sex isn't real. It's a psyop by the government because "they" don't want you to know about babies growing in cabbage patches and being delivered by storks.
First time I heard about head-patting in an erotic context was about some Italian professor of Latin IRL.
He worked on a critical text edition with two younger women and after giving them praises, he put out his hands so the women could pat themselves with it.
i love how if you do Futaba's Social Link while in the final bits of the game there's the event where you take her to school even though the MC's meant to be in hiding and he's just walking around his old school with his hood off like it's nbd.
I've had a girl ask me for a head pat before but I think it was more of a put on, affected shyness. My first girlfriend was genuinely shy about stuff and I had to initiate everything but we were young so I guess that was normal.
Would someone who thinks this is the normal way to act, through his consumption of copious amounts of anime, not be considered a real person to you OP? Because vid related proves these people exist in real life.
I had a friend i used to pat on the head when she said something dumb, one time i did it and she asked for more because she liked it, so yes women act like this irl
futaba is a neet with no social skills and all her knowledge of human interaction probably comes from media so she may actually think this is how relationships are supposed to work depending on what media she watches
>No woman acts like this in real life
You have not meet them, they are cringe and annoying as frick.
Eve worse if they do animal purrs or bite you.
It's like, I get it, you don't have a father, but their way of attaining praise and affection is moronic.
Also the fact that they do this or ask for stuff like this does not necessarily mean they want you to frick them. They have the mind of toddlers and often don't understand that teasing men leads to them wanting to ram their wieners up their snatch.
Then if you propose they get offended, yeez what a pain in the ass.
Also, even if you got the "opportunity" I don't recommend you do it. They stick like glue in an annoying way, drag you down and are useless beyond being frick meat, btw, they will cheat on you.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
And I pray you never meet one of these women. Frick I'm mad.
I'm gonna tell you something and for anyone else passing by: Don't ever proposition a woman for sex. It is among the least sexy things you can do. Women want to be wooed, they want the sex to not be their decision almost because they don't want to seem like bawds. Jesus christ you took a stupid risk.
In that example I was asking for her number. Which that scenario has played out about half a dozen times in my youth.
Now here's the other secret. Women can and do engage in stupid sex. I'm sorry this may be news to you. But I've had women tell me about their "I regret fricking the guy who winked at me the right way" stories. Women are just as bad as men when it comes to being irresponsible
>In that example I was asking for her number. Which that scenario has played out about half a dozen times in my youth.
Oof, madone. I dunno what to tell you man. >But I've had women tell me about their "I regret fricking the guy who winked at me the right way" stories
That is literally not the same thing as propositioning. That's being wooed. Jesus man. Now I DO know what to tell you: Up your fricking game.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I rejected half a dozen times in my youth, but I know stories of women who got winked at and fricked men >No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
lol. lmao. How do you think people have sex then besides prostitution you fricking idiot.
2 years ago
Anonymous
By getting drunk
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're making a lot of assumptions about what went down. Thanks for playing
2 years ago
sage goes in all fields
Enjoy not getting any I guess dude. Smell ya never. Sage and hidden.
And hence 3DPD "women" will always be inferior.
if you are into this infantilization shit I sincerely hope you have a nice day
have a nice day
>headless homosexual detected
If you actually had a head yourself you would realize that it is physically comfortable to have mild pressure applied to the top of your head, and that it's quite reasonable for an adult to want that.
if you want to treat your spouse like a child chances are youre a nonce
>NOOOOO DON'T HEADPAT ME THAT'S INFANTILIZATION
Jesus Christ, why are women so annoying? Are we seriously gonna pretend men wouldn't love to get headpatted by a cute girl too? It's just a way to caress someone
holy shit you can see the mommy issues oozing from this post
Jokes on you I have both mom AND dad issues.
It's just this particular anon being stupid. I won't speak for everyone, but I'm a dude, and goddamn getting your hair washed by another person is fricking bliss. Headpats are for real.
F*males.
and yet you have thousands of drawings of females saved to your hard drive
curious
>and yet sex exists.. curious!!
You can post a photo of your breasts now, hole
post a photo of your dick first
btw i am a female irl
Yeah I could tell because you posted something moronic with zero self-awareness
>mentions self-awareness
>women are gangstalking him online
lmao i love you fricking crazies
>now posting inane delusional comments apropos of nothing
Confirmed
gamer moment
Siwwy vegana moment(s)
>can't stand how women waste his time
>wastes his time online mad at women
my almonds...
I never said that, all I said was it's obvious you're a woman because you're butthurt and can't type anything that makes sense
no, you said you didn't want to put up with women
and here you are, arguing with a woman
put your pants on your head
Again I never said that. You might want to see a psychiatrist, cutie. If I go get you a Chick-fil-a lemonade will you calm down?
i just figured it was you, i guess there's more than one incel in the thread :^)
I bet you're really a total sweetheart aren't you? You'd probably be super cute burying your head in my chest and dozing off after watching Better Call Saul. I bet you smell like cheap shampoo
>lists off pop cultures references desperately
>consooms japanese "media" at an insane rate
my man that's a weak pivot
You're reaching baby. Come on, take a seat and complain to me about your workplace. We'll take an epsom salt bath and listen to lo-fi beats while drinking home-made green smoothies.
That sounds nice is that supposed to be a dig
>reaching
you play persona, c'mon man put the switch down and take a breath tendie we're talking about SELF AWARENESS remember
how many nuts have you busted to shitty JRPG characters in your life time, you think?
>i'm better than those silly cartoon girls
the woman cycle is so predictable
Look, look at me. Take a deep breath. It'll be okay. You want a back massage?
>my man
real women don't say things like this you need to learn how actual biological females are socialized if you ever want to successfully transition
That's not true.
Women infantilize themselves anon.
men contribute to the state of women by not expecting more of them
Sure but I'm not their father. My girlfriend once asked if she could give me head in the most demure way possible when she herself stated she wanted a day where we don't have sex. When she's playing on her Switch sometimes she says "hey hey pat my head". They infantilize themselves and I wasn't gonna turn down head or showing her affection. It's just what women do. Sooner you get that, the better.
>infantilization
lmao, someone didn't get enough attention from daddy.
Yer gay, sorry to vreak it to ya
Japs are pedos and furries so they love this infantile pet behaviour. Hilariously enough because of it femoids actually do try to act like it IRL
>infantile pet
you just described women
simping for digital women is still simping
Very basado
based and mgtowpilled
more like "men turn to internet porn" lmao how is that better
That you don't have to put up with women and their moronic bullshit. That's always a win.
you'll spend your whole life running
Eff Pee Bee Pee
The majority of anime girls were created and written by men. Remember, you're in love with a man's imagination.
not my fault a man's imagination is better than 99% of actual girls lol
It’s ok if I say no homo
This is, and always will be, a virgin cope.
If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
But that won't ever happen to your sorry ass, so you come up with copes like
>heh, I never wanted female attention!
that did happen and I rejected her because I hate 3DPD women
stop projecting, you're a normalgay, you don't belong here
i'm sorry to break this to you, but white "men" trooning out and jacking off to anime women all day is actually very popular and common
ultimately you're just the final form of a good consoomer
>reddit spacing
>muh spacing
LMAO like a mewling little whimper
how do you feel about men
i only like men because they're smarter than you. i wish they had boobs and vegana instead 🙁
damn, got me right in the vegana
right in the third hole
damn. at least they're not women i guess
>that did happen and I rejected her
making shit up is rather sad, anon
example of anon coping hard
never said I am?
you are though, only women think everybody is a slave to pussy though. real men reject pussy and achieve nirvana in one lifetime through meditation.
>>Y-YWNBAW
>I am not
>>Y-YOU ARE ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
lol?
Do you have actual arguments or will you use ad-hominen to try to win the argument?
Defending who? I'm just making fun of Gankerchuds. LMAO
more examples of losers coping
>stutter posting
>ad-hominem
>lmao
>chud
reads like a fedpost
have a nice day
>no argument
>no argument
>no argument
>no argument
reads like a dumb incel post
lol
lmao even
>Gets btfo'd hard
>Has no response besides lowest common denominator whining
you just "cope" you stupid homosexual. you're mentally moronic, a husk whose mind is filled entirely with through terminating clichés, whose only function is as a stress relieving punching bag for people like me, which I appreciate.
lmao malding hard
The reddit store's three blocks down.
The virgin cope board is right here
never said I was?
>more troonyspeak
YWNBAW
y u mad tho?
there's no need to be upset
Black person stop using tired buzzwords from half a decade ago that non-newbies are completely exhausted with and actually talk using your words. actual moron.
>never said I am?
Then you're defending holes on Ganker, for free? More pathetic than a janny.
Better than defending men on Ganker for free you homosexual lol. You’re worse less than a hole you generic dead end
Hot women don't come up to anything but a 0.1% of men and ask them to have sex with them. It's more likely than not that if you took everyone browsing Ganker right now and asked them if an attractive woman had come up to them and asked them to have sex with them the answer would be no. Men and women aren't the same, and the whole discussion about this stuff gets muddled because half the people having it don't treat it as such. It's not about lesser or more, it's about difference.
you are not a woman
you will never be a woman
>If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
Now who's living in a fantasy land? This NEVER happens. EVER. Shit, not even married women will approach their husbands for anything unless they need help with some stupid shit.
more or less happened to me multiple times when i was a teenage/young adult chad
Sure pal. And we landed on the moon.
uh
I was attractive. Nowadays i'm losing my hair so i'm not looking as good.
I knew a guy this happened to. He went to my high school but legitimately became a model for hollister and Abercrombie. He was top .1% in attractiveness. You could take his photo and print it as a poster and it would've looked like art in a trendy young adult clothing store
No one else I've ever met had this problem though
>NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT REVOLVE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AROUND 3D WOMAN YOU MUST BE COPING!!!!!!!
Pic related is Goku and Gohan fighting.
how do you get to the point where women trigger your fight or flight like this
How do you get to the point where you start screaming and shitting on your keyboard when someone is different from your bubble?
it's Ganker you dumbass it's called shitposting
eat up fat boy
you're a troony, so you tell us?
i'm actually a man, and i'll never be a woman so please don't discuss trannies around me (or Black folk either, preferably)
Finally someone fixed the image.
kek the amount of seething losers' replies, keep up the God's work anon
Stop samegayging and frick off normalgay
There's a higher chance I would get struck by a lightning lol
Women are just not worth the effort trouble, why should I put a tremendous amount of effort just for a slim chance to get an average girl who is incapable of love and just keeps using you?
That's why you don't have any retort except shaming.
>If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
No, I would be dumbstruck for a moment until my mind concludes that I'm being recorded for some kind of entertainment skit. I would immediately distance myself from that woman without so much as a verbal response.
Maybe they should, real women being less appealing than drawings is pathetic.
cutaba
And no computer scientist looks like that. What's your frickin' point?
The game with the talking cat and magic ghosts isn't realistic? Tell me more.
Thats why its fiction
No man acts like in the romance/erotic novels aimed at women in real life either.
Stories are not worse for not being realistic.
Good post
BPD girls act like this when they aren't trying to kill you.
Bpd is fake, theyre attention prostitutes
very true. dated a girl with diagnosed BPD for almost 2 years. she had a traumatic childhood and used to cope by occasionally acting like a child.
I wish it was fake. It's the scariest thing on this earth. That's part of the reason of the reason I don't bother with women.
Sex isn't real. It's a psyop by the government because "they" don't want you to know about babies growing in cabbage patches and being delivered by storks.
My wife actually asks for that quite a lot.
I love Futaba
She's very cute, I'd like to tear open her teenage Japanese pussy with my giant gaijin dong.
The chad Futaba enjoyer
She's not a woman, she's an autistic 15 yo girl.
She's a fictional anime character super hacker
and is also my wife
she isnt real
I have the marriage certificate.
post a scan please
and thats why shes perfect
My big sister asked me to pet her head once. It felt good tbh
First time I heard about head-patting in an erotic context was about some Italian professor of Latin IRL.
He worked on a critical text edition with two younger women and after giving them praises, he put out his hands so the women could pat themselves with it.
do you think you could work women up from headpats to full on right hooks
i love how if you do Futaba's Social Link while in the final bits of the game there's the event where you take her to school even though the MC's meant to be in hiding and he's just walking around his old school with his hood off like it's nbd.
Yes they do, just not for you
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson OP?
My gf literally asks for pats on the head on the regular
Yes, but it's cringe and affected when she does it.
whomever writes persona has never talked to a woman
Good.
Wasn't this girl a super autistic NEET that couldn't even talk to people at the start of the game?
no one here cares about real women or real life
go back
try talking to zoomer girls
I've had a girl ask me for a head pat before but I think it was more of a put on, affected shyness. My first girlfriend was genuinely shy about stuff and I had to initiate everything but we were young so I guess that was normal.
>tfw nobody to pat your head
>tfw no futaba gf (male)
This inspires me into trooning out without chopping my genitals.
i just like having a dick, and sucking the dick
big deal
based
imagine being a cute girl but wanting to lose the best part of being a guy
Would someone who thinks this is the normal way to act, through his consumption of copious amounts of anime, not be considered a real person to you OP? Because vid related proves these people exist in real life.
Wat. How does that equate to the OP image?
I dont want to explain. To me it seems evident.
False, talk to some 18yo enby b***h and you'll see that Futabas exist.
>women in real life don't seek affection from men they're romantic with
Now who is the autist here?
I had a friend i used to pat on the head when she said something dumb, one time i did it and she asked for more because she liked it, so yes women act like this irl
>it's another "normalgays seethe because not everyone is like them" thread
why do they keep doing this, why are they even here?
>why are they even here?
to project their insecurities into an anonymous text void. it's the Ganker religion
>persona has terrible writing
Woah no way shock amazement
futaba is a neet with no social skills and all her knowledge of human interaction probably comes from media so she may actually think this is how relationships are supposed to work depending on what media she watches
I do
Post your chest
Makoto>Ann>literally who gives a frick about the rest
>not choosing the dom doctor
Ngmi
That's how I act (:
My sister loves when I pet her head, or caress her face, she's really touch starved and greatly appreciates me
>No woman acts like this in real life
You have not meet them, they are cringe and annoying as frick.
Eve worse if they do animal purrs or bite you.
It's like, I get it, you don't have a father, but their way of attaining praise and affection is moronic.
Also the fact that they do this or ask for stuff like this does not necessarily mean they want you to frick them. They have the mind of toddlers and often don't understand that teasing men leads to them wanting to ram their wieners up their snatch.
Then if you propose they get offended, yeez what a pain in the ass.
Also, even if you got the "opportunity" I don't recommend you do it. They stick like glue in an annoying way, drag you down and are useless beyond being frick meat, btw, they will cheat on you.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
And I pray you never meet one of these women. Frick I'm mad.
>Then if you propose they get offended, yeez what a pain in the ass.
Women don't like to be proposed for sex you fricking moron lmao.
>shows intense interest in YOU
>keeps it up
>seems interested
I take a risk
>LOL!
>I was just being friendly
Every damn time
I'm gonna tell you something and for anyone else passing by: Don't ever proposition a woman for sex. It is among the least sexy things you can do. Women want to be wooed, they want the sex to not be their decision almost because they don't want to seem like bawds. Jesus christ you took a stupid risk.
What the frick are you supposed to do? Rape them?
>Women want to be wooed
So you woo them. Being attractive makes this 10000% easier.
In that example I was asking for her number. Which that scenario has played out about half a dozen times in my youth.
Now here's the other secret. Women can and do engage in stupid sex. I'm sorry this may be news to you. But I've had women tell me about their "I regret fricking the guy who winked at me the right way" stories. Women are just as bad as men when it comes to being irresponsible
>In that example I was asking for her number. Which that scenario has played out about half a dozen times in my youth.
Oof, madone. I dunno what to tell you man.
>But I've had women tell me about their "I regret fricking the guy who winked at me the right way" stories
That is literally not the same thing as propositioning. That's being wooed. Jesus man. Now I DO know what to tell you: Up your fricking game.
No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
>I rejected half a dozen times in my youth, but I know stories of women who got winked at and fricked men
>No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
lol. lmao. How do you think people have sex then besides prostitution you fricking idiot.
By getting drunk
You're making a lot of assumptions about what went down. Thanks for playing
Enjoy not getting any I guess dude. Smell ya never. Sage and hidden.
I'm sorry, daffy duck. I didn't realize you'd been through so much. I feel a little bad about all the times I laughed at you as a kid now.
tldr?
I went to art school.
Sad!
Woman are not human.
Are they lizards?
Indeed. Venomous and steal the warmth from your soul.
True. Instead I get to headpat my boyfriend
No shit, P5 is another escapist sim for otakus/weebs.
I have never seen a woman.
women aren't real. they are a conspiracy theory made up entirely by the USA government to keep men docile.
Yes!
Good morning, brothers.
Hello, my friend
I would be ok with headpatting a girl if they wanted that. I would also be ok with getting my own head pat by a girl if they wanted to. Simple as.