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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And hence 3DPD "women" will always be inferior.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you are into this infantilization shit I sincerely hope you have a nice day

      Maybe they should, real women being less appealing than drawings is pathetic.

      cutaba

      have a nice day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >headless homosexual detected
        If you actually had a head yourself you would realize that it is physically comfortable to have mild pressure applied to the top of your head, and that it's quite reasonable for an adult to want that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to treat your spouse like a child chances are youre a nonce

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO DON'T HEADPAT ME THAT'S INFANTILIZATION
        Jesus Christ, why are women so annoying? Are we seriously gonna pretend men wouldn't love to get headpatted by a cute girl too? It's just a way to caress someone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit you can see the mommy issues oozing from this post

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you I have both mom AND dad issues.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's just this particular anon being stupid. I won't speak for everyone, but I'm a dude, and goddamn getting your hair washed by another person is fricking bliss. Headpats are for real.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        simping for digital women is still simping

        if you want to treat your spouse like a child chances are youre a nonce

        more like "men turn to internet porn" lmao how is that better

        holy shit you can see the mommy issues oozing from this post

        F*males.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and yet you have thousands of drawings of females saved to your hard drive

          curious

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >and yet sex exists.. curious!!
            You can post a photo of your breasts now, hole

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              post a photo of your dick first

              btw i am a female irl

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I could tell because you posted something moronic with zero self-awareness

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >mentions self-awareness
                >women are gangstalking him online

                lmao i love you fricking crazies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >now posting inane delusional comments apropos of nothing
                Confirmed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                gamer moment

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Siwwy vegana moment(s)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >can't stand how women waste his time
                >wastes his time online mad at women
                my almonds...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I never said that, all I said was it's obvious you're a woman because you're butthurt and can't type anything that makes sense

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no, you said you didn't want to put up with women

                and here you are, arguing with a woman
                put your pants on your head

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again I never said that. You might want to see a psychiatrist, cutie. If I go get you a Chick-fil-a lemonade will you calm down?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i just figured it was you, i guess there's more than one incel in the thread :^)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you're really a total sweetheart aren't you? You'd probably be super cute burying your head in my chest and dozing off after watching Better Call Saul. I bet you smell like cheap shampoo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >lists off pop cultures references desperately
                >consooms japanese "media" at an insane rate

                my man that's a weak pivot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're reaching baby. Come on, take a seat and complain to me about your workplace. We'll take an epsom salt bath and listen to lo-fi beats while drinking home-made green smoothies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds nice is that supposed to be a dig

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >reaching
                you play persona, c'mon man put the switch down and take a breath tendie we're talking about SELF AWARENESS remember

                how many nuts have you busted to shitty JRPG characters in your life time, you think?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm better than those silly cartoon girls
                the woman cycle is so predictable

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Look, look at me. Take a deep breath. It'll be okay. You want a back massage?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >my man
                real women don't say things like this you need to learn how actual biological females are socialized if you ever want to successfully transition

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true.

        Women infantilize themselves anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          men contribute to the state of women by not expecting more of them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sure but I'm not their father. My girlfriend once asked if she could give me head in the most demure way possible when she herself stated she wanted a day where we don't have sex. When she's playing on her Switch sometimes she says "hey hey pat my head". They infantilize themselves and I wasn't gonna turn down head or showing her affection. It's just what women do. Sooner you get that, the better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >infantilization
        lmao, someone didn't get enough attention from daddy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yer gay, sorry to vreak it to ya

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Japs are pedos and furries so they love this infantile pet behaviour. Hilariously enough because of it femoids actually do try to act like it IRL

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >infantile pet
          you just described women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      simping for digital women is still simping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very basado

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based and mgtowpilled

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        more like "men turn to internet porn" lmao how is that better

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That you don't have to put up with women and their moronic bullshit. That's always a win.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you'll spend your whole life running

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eff Pee Bee Pee

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of anime girls were created and written by men. Remember, you're in love with a man's imagination.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not my fault a man's imagination is better than 99% of actual girls lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s ok if I say no homo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is, and always will be, a virgin cope.
      If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
      But that won't ever happen to your sorry ass, so you come up with copes like
      >heh, I never wanted female attention!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that did happen and I rejected her because I hate 3DPD women
        stop projecting, you're a normalgay, you don't belong here

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i'm sorry to break this to you, but white "men" trooning out and jacking off to anime women all day is actually very popular and common

          ultimately you're just the final form of a good consoomer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit spacing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >muh spacing
              LMAO like a mewling little whimper

              damn. at least they're not women i guess

              how do you feel about men

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i only like men because they're smarter than you. i wish they had boobs and vegana instead 🙁

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                damn, got me right in the vegana
                right in the third hole

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            damn. at least they're not women i guess

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >that did happen and I rejected her
          making shit up is rather sad, anon

          Hot women don't come up to anything but a 0.1% of men and ask them to have sex with them. It's more likely than not that if you took everyone browsing Ganker right now and asked them if an attractive woman had come up to them and asked them to have sex with them the answer would be no. Men and women aren't the same, and the whole discussion about this stuff gets muddled because half the people having it don't treat it as such. It's not about lesser or more, it's about difference.

          example of anon coping hard

          you are not a woman
          you will never be a woman

          never said I am?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you are though, only women think everybody is a slave to pussy though. real men reject pussy and achieve nirvana in one lifetime through meditation.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >>Y-YWNBAW
              >I am not
              >>Y-YOU ARE ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
              lol?

              Black person stop using tired buzzwords from half a decade ago that non-newbies are completely exhausted with and actually talk using your words. actual moron.

              Do you have actual arguments or will you use ad-hominen to try to win the argument?

              >never said I am?
              Then you're defending holes on Ganker, for free? More pathetic than a janny.

              Defending who? I'm just making fun of Gankerchuds. LMAO

              >NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT REVOLVE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AROUND 3D WOMAN YOU MUST BE COPING!!!!!!!

              Pic related is Goku and Gohan fighting.

              >If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
              Now who's living in a fantasy land? This NEVER happens. EVER. Shit, not even married women will approach their husbands for anything unless they need help with some stupid shit.

              more examples of losers coping

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >stutter posting
                >ad-hominem
                >lmao
                >chud
                reads like a fedpost
                have a nice day

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                >no argument
                >no argument
                >no argument
                reads like a dumb incel post
                lol
                lmao even

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets btfo'd hard
                >Has no response besides lowest common denominator whining

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you just "cope" you stupid homosexual. you're mentally moronic, a husk whose mind is filled entirely with through terminating clichés, whose only function is as a stress relieving punching bag for people like me, which I appreciate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao malding hard

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The reddit store's three blocks down.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The virgin cope board is right here

                [...]

                >more troonyspeak
                YWNBAW

                never said I was?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >more troonyspeak
                YWNBAW

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                y u mad tho?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                there's no need to be upset

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Black person stop using tired buzzwords from half a decade ago that non-newbies are completely exhausted with and actually talk using your words. actual moron.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >never said I am?
            Then you're defending holes on Ganker, for free? More pathetic than a janny.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Better than defending men on Ganker for free you homosexual lol. You’re worse less than a hole you generic dead end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hot women don't come up to anything but a 0.1% of men and ask them to have sex with them. It's more likely than not that if you took everyone browsing Ganker right now and asked them if an attractive woman had come up to them and asked them to have sex with them the answer would be no. Men and women aren't the same, and the whole discussion about this stuff gets muddled because half the people having it don't treat it as such. It's not about lesser or more, it's about difference.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you are not a woman
        you will never be a woman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
        Now who's living in a fantasy land? This NEVER happens. EVER. Shit, not even married women will approach their husbands for anything unless they need help with some stupid shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          more or less happened to me multiple times when i was a teenage/young adult chad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sure pal. And we landed on the moon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              uh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I was attractive. Nowadays i'm losing my hair so i'm not looking as good.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I knew a guy this happened to. He went to my high school but legitimately became a model for hollister and Abercrombie. He was top .1% in attractiveness. You could take his photo and print it as a poster and it would've looked like art in a trendy young adult clothing store

          No one else I've ever met had this problem though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT REVOLVE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AROUND 3D WOMAN YOU MUST BE COPING!!!!!!!

        Pic related is Goku and Gohan fighting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how do you get to the point where women trigger your fight or flight like this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do you get to the point where you start screaming and shitting on your keyboard when someone is different from your bubble?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's Ganker you dumbass it's called shitposting

              eat up fat boy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you're a troony, so you tell us?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i'm actually a man, and i'll never be a woman so please don't discuss trannies around me (or Black folk either, preferably)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Finally someone fixed the image.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kek the amount of seething losers' replies, keep up the God's work anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop samegayging and frick off normalgay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a higher chance I would get struck by a lightning lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Women are just not worth the effort trouble, why should I put a tremendous amount of effort just for a slim chance to get an average girl who is incapable of love and just keeps using you?
        That's why you don't have any retort except shaming.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If a hot woman came to you and asked you to have sex with her you would say yes.
        No, I would be dumbstruck for a moment until my mind concludes that I'm being recorded for some kind of entertainment skit. I would immediately distance myself from that woman without so much as a verbal response.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they should, real women being less appealing than drawings is pathetic.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cutaba

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And no computer scientist looks like that. What's your frickin' point?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game with the talking cat and magic ghosts isn't realistic? Tell me more.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats why its fiction

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No man acts like in the romance/erotic novels aimed at women in real life either.
    Stories are not worse for not being realistic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good post

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BPD girls act like this when they aren't trying to kill you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bpd is fake, theyre attention prostitutes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BPD girls act like this when they aren't trying to kill you.

        very true. dated a girl with diagnosed BPD for almost 2 years. she had a traumatic childhood and used to cope by occasionally acting like a child.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was fake. It's the scariest thing on this earth. That's part of the reason of the reason I don't bother with women.

        >I rejected half a dozen times in my youth, but I know stories of women who got winked at and fricked men
        >No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
        lol. lmao. How do you think people have sex then besides prostitution you fricking idiot.

        Sex isn't real. It's a psyop by the government because "they" don't want you to know about babies growing in cabbage patches and being delivered by storks.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife actually asks for that quite a lot.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love Futaba

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's very cute, I'd like to tear open her teenage Japanese pussy with my giant gaijin dong.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The chad Futaba enjoyer

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a woman, she's an autistic 15 yo girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fictional anime character super hacker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and is also my wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she isnt real

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have the marriage certificate.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post a scan please

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and thats why shes perfect

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My big sister asked me to pet her head once. It felt good tbh

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First time I heard about head-patting in an erotic context was about some Italian professor of Latin IRL.
    He worked on a critical text edition with two younger women and after giving them praises, he put out his hands so the women could pat themselves with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you think you could work women up from headpats to full on right hooks

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i love how if you do Futaba's Social Link while in the final bits of the game there's the event where you take her to school even though the MC's meant to be in hiding and he's just walking around his old school with his hood off like it's nbd.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they do, just not for you
    How many times do we have to teach you this lesson OP?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gf literally asks for pats on the head on the regular

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it's cringe and affected when she does it.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whomever writes persona has never talked to a woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this girl a super autistic NEET that couldn't even talk to people at the start of the game?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no one here cares about real women or real life
    go back

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    try talking to zoomer girls

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a girl ask me for a head pat before but I think it was more of a put on, affected shyness. My first girlfriend was genuinely shy about stuff and I had to initiate everything but we were young so I guess that was normal.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw nobody to pat your head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no futaba gf (male)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This inspires me into trooning out without chopping my genitals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i just like having a dick, and sucking the dick
        big deal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i just like having a dick, and sucking the dick
        big deal

        based
        imagine being a cute girl but wanting to lose the best part of being a guy

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would someone who thinks this is the normal way to act, through his consumption of copious amounts of anime, not be considered a real person to you OP? Because vid related proves these people exist in real life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wat. How does that equate to the OP image?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont want to explain. To me it seems evident.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    False, talk to some 18yo enby b***h and you'll see that Futabas exist.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >women in real life don't seek affection from men they're romantic with
    Now who is the autist here?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend i used to pat on the head when she said something dumb, one time i did it and she asked for more because she liked it, so yes women act like this irl

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "normalgays seethe because not everyone is like them" thread
    why do they keep doing this, why are they even here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why are they even here?
      to project their insecurities into an anonymous text void. it's the Ganker religion

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >persona has terrible writing
    Woah no way shock amazement

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    futaba is a neet with no social skills and all her knowledge of human interaction probably comes from media so she may actually think this is how relationships are supposed to work depending on what media she watches

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post your chest

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Makoto>Ann>literally who gives a frick about the rest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not choosing the dom doctor

      Ngmi

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's how I act (:

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My sister loves when I pet her head, or caress her face, she's really touch starved and greatly appreciates me

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No woman acts like this in real life
    You have not meet them, they are cringe and annoying as frick.
    Eve worse if they do animal purrs or bite you.
    It's like, I get it, you don't have a father, but their way of attaining praise and affection is moronic.
    Also the fact that they do this or ask for stuff like this does not necessarily mean they want you to frick them. They have the mind of toddlers and often don't understand that teasing men leads to them wanting to ram their wieners up their snatch.
    Then if you propose they get offended, yeez what a pain in the ass.
    Also, even if you got the "opportunity" I don't recommend you do it. They stick like glue in an annoying way, drag you down and are useless beyond being frick meat, btw, they will cheat on you.
    Don't stick your dick in crazy.
    And I pray you never meet one of these women. Frick I'm mad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Then if you propose they get offended, yeez what a pain in the ass.
      Women don't like to be proposed for sex you fricking moron lmao.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shows intense interest in YOU
        >keeps it up
        >seems interested
        I take a risk
        >LOL!
        >I was just being friendly

        Every damn time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna tell you something and for anyone else passing by: Don't ever proposition a woman for sex. It is among the least sexy things you can do. Women want to be wooed, they want the sex to not be their decision almost because they don't want to seem like bawds. Jesus christ you took a stupid risk.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you supposed to do? Rape them?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Women want to be wooed
              So you woo them. Being attractive makes this 10000% easier.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In that example I was asking for her number. Which that scenario has played out about half a dozen times in my youth.

            Now here's the other secret. Women can and do engage in stupid sex. I'm sorry this may be news to you. But I've had women tell me about their "I regret fricking the guy who winked at me the right way" stories. Women are just as bad as men when it comes to being irresponsible

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >In that example I was asking for her number. Which that scenario has played out about half a dozen times in my youth.
              Oof, madone. I dunno what to tell you man.
              >But I've had women tell me about their "I regret fricking the guy who winked at me the right way" stories
              That is literally not the same thing as propositioning. That's being wooed. Jesus man. Now I DO know what to tell you: Up your fricking game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No one believes in your PUA crap anymore

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I rejected half a dozen times in my youth, but I know stories of women who got winked at and fricked men
                >No one believes in your PUA crap anymore
                lol. lmao. How do you think people have sex then besides prostitution you fricking idiot.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                By getting drunk

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're making a lot of assumptions about what went down. Thanks for playing

              • 1 year ago
                sage goes in all fields

                Enjoy not getting any I guess dude. Smell ya never. Sage and hidden.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, daffy duck. I didn't realize you'd been through so much. I feel a little bad about all the times I laughed at you as a kid now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tldr?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I went to art school.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sad!

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Woman are not human.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are they lizards?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. Venomous and steal the warmth from your soul.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True. Instead I get to headpat my boyfriend

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No shit, P5 is another escapist sim for otakus/weebs.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a woman.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    women aren't real. they are a conspiracy theory made up entirely by the USA government to keep men docile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes!

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning, brothers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, my friend

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would be ok with headpatting a girl if they wanted that. I would also be ok with getting my own head pat by a girl if they wanted to. Simple as.

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