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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is fine OP, good for you for playing games you enjoy. What did you end up playing instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Celeste because it filters journos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a VN + walking simulator with Bald Gay's 3 dice rolls and the commie propaganda of modern day ubislop

        Celeste is a troony game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bought half life 2 since I’ve never played it and it’s only 99 cents.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glorified pseud VN's completely revolving around muh societal issues with the dull, thesaurus dependent "humor" of some basic b***h Uni required reading is not a game and it never will be.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Glorified pseud VN's completely revolving around muh societal issues with the dull, thesaurus dependent "humor" of some basic b***h Uni required reading
        sold, im buying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Titanfall 2. It has actual gameplay in it.
      Imagine that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly you didn't like, OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a VN + walking simulator with Bald Gay's 3 dice rolls and the commie propaganda of modern day ubislop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if you put it like that, than I wonder why you bought it in the first place, since you could have watched a video and screenshots on steam. It's clear the game is not for you to begin with, yet you still bought it. Quite stupid, if you ask me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You homosexuals really have zero clue just how much your own choice of grammar and typing style sticks out don't you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hear you bro. I also refunded Forza Horizon 5 just now. I hate racing games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >commie propaganda
        I'm 20 hours in right now. I nearly haven't played this absolute gem because Ganker was saying moronic things like this and for some reason I believed.
        The game laughs at all kinds of ideologies and systems, it never tells you which one is "right", no matter what devs' real opinions are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The communism talk is funny, the only people I see online that are conviced this game is commie propaganda is Ganker and unironic marxist-leninists (*spit*) on reddit.
          The communism thought outright states that communism is literally, physically and metaphysically impossible to achieve and the only reason to try to do it is to *feel* like a cool guy going against the establishment. The other ideologies get the same dress down, but people's biases say that for this particular ideology and only that one it wasn't honest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get you anon, i also refunded street fighter 6 because i don't like fighting games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a VN + walking simulator with Bald Gay's 3 dice rolls
        Where I come from, we call this "RPG".
        And seriously, how old are you if "dice rolls" make you think of BG3 of all games? If anything Disco Elysium reminds me the most of Planescape: Torment (which is one of my favourite games, so I like DE quite a lot too).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Where I come from, we call this "RPG".
          Wow fellow anon, where you come from it's normal and common to play with RPG's with zero combat or gameplay? Does that place start with an "r" by any chance?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zero combat
            Yes.

            >or gameplay
            Explain how Disco Elysium doesn't have gameplay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >RPG's with zero combat
              yes. although if you really want to be a c**t Disco Elysium does have combat.
              >or gameplay?
              but it has gameplay.

              >zero combat
              ironically, the only """combat""" scene this game has is one of the most intense gaming moments I had in a long time, and I play a lot of games

              Did y'all get a ping on the 'cord too sisters???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >surely it can't be different people who think i'm a fricking moron, it has to be a conspiracy!
                anon...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, DE shills do exactly what you just said in response to any criticism. The irony is palpable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And let me guess: in your next post you're going to prove it by showing us which post ITT does that.
                A post by a "DE shill" whose author pretends posts attacking DE are just one person or a "Discord raid".
                Tell me my intuition is right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >universal acclaim
                You wouldn't be defending the game in every single one of your daily pseudo-generald if this was true

                DE sisters gettin' toastie

                Look at how rabidly and blatantly they dogpile in their little generals

                This really got them going

                t.manchild

                You realize you could just stop posting and most likely this thread would 404, my dude, if you hate this game so much? Or at least sage when you post?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't be ridiculous. if i stopped posting, how would you reply to me?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it can't possibly be that people actually enjoyed this game
                >all positive opinions about this game must be fake

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You created a video game in your head, called it Disco Elysium and are mad at that game and at people who like it, except the Disco Elysium they like is a different game.
                Why don't you just pirate it and try playing? You'll be able to shit on it without making a laughingstock of yourself because of your ignorance.
                Or are you afraid your ideals are so weak that experiencing this "evil commie propaganda" for a couple of hours will turn you into a raging leftie?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >RPG's with zero combat
            yes. although if you really want to be a c**t Disco Elysium does have combat.
            >or gameplay?
            but it has gameplay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >zero combat
            ironically, the only """combat""" scene this game has is one of the most intense gaming moments I had in a long time, and I play a lot of games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a VN + walking simulator with Bald Gay's 3 dice rolls and the commie propaganda of modern day ubislop

      Yes it’s a visual novel but the writing wasn’t to my style. It was basically the typical millennial marvel writing with the stupid humor in every dialogue with every line dripping in sarcasm. So basically it’s a text heavy game and the text isn’t all that interesting. It tries to hide the boring writing with humor but the humor was just annoying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the only genuinely funny game in recent memory

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I too love elitist, thesaurus-abusing tripe fellow Gankerner

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that was pretty funny too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >typical millennial marvel writing
        not accurate at all. you just sound like a dummy who can't understand why it's making you angry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It literally is pure forced and nauseatingly repetitive satire every interaction. Muh constant self-aware checks to the point of going overboard every hour spent in-game.
          Seriously what shithole do you snakes come from?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I couldn't stomach the writing either. Idk why its praised so much on Ganker

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Idk why its praised so much on Ganker
              Outside of shill threads like these where they constantly dogpile and reply to posts with questions, it's not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of poignant stuff in this game. It's more honest writing than most games.

            >Idk why its praised so much on Ganker
            Outside of shill threads like these where they constantly dogpile and reply to posts with questions, it's not.

            It's a game with basically no gameplay and still managed to get near universal acclaim because the writing is good

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >universal acclaim
              You wouldn't be defending the game in every single one of your daily pseudo-generald if this was true

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the logic doesn't add up there chief

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                low IQ logic. it's making sense why the writing filtered you now.

                I'm not even the guy that originally made the first post and second, no argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're correct, calling out faulty logic is not an argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares who you are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                low IQ logic. it's making sense why the writing filtered you now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it's not true. 93% positive reviews on Steam (note that some people liked the game but gave it negative reviews because the studio was dissolved) and even better reviews by critics say otherwise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This really got them going

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its the sort of writing only teens and manchildren would like. That was my first opinion of the game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >things I don't like are things only liked by stupid and ugly people
              Normally people grow out of this way of thinking when they're around 10, but don't worry, anon, it's never too late. I believe in you. You're still young, you can do it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t.manchild

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >curt zero detail bait thread made by DE shills themselves
    >still pretending it's "the chuds"
    You homosexuals are so incredibly transparent. Good thing you have the most normalhomosexual marketing board on the site to blend in with.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    commie game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

      The communism talk is funny, the only people I see online that are conviced this game is commie propaganda is Ganker and unironic marxist-leninists (*spit*) on reddit.
      The communism thought outright states that communism is literally, physically and metaphysically impossible to achieve and the only reason to try to do it is to *feel* like a cool guy going against the establishment. The other ideologies get the same dress down, but people's biases say that for this particular ideology and only that one it wasn't honest.

      >unironic marxist-leninists (*spit*) on reddit.
      Doesn't surprise me. Just like trannies trying to "claim" characters. There were gays saying Aerith was trans etc.
      That's how groups who know most people hate them always behave.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disco Elysium is the perfect video game for people who don't really like video games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no that's death stranding
      kojima literally stated he added a very easy mode to let non-gamers beat the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's both homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kojima invented god/baby mode in vidya
        La Creatividad...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Death Stranding is a game that allows for non-gamers to enjoy it. The core mechanics still force you to INTERACT with the game. Disco Elysium is embarrassed that it's a video game at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can interact with things by means other than shooting with a gun. i know, it's a crazy concept.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You interact in Disco Elysium just to read paragraphs of text. You interact in Death Stranding by actually doing things.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              clearly you just do it to get the next cutscene or text dump, which DS has plenty of as well. playing games for the purpose of just playing games is so 1995.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By that metric, Disco Elysium is more text dump than game, which makes it worse than Death Stranding. So both of the games are bad, DE is just worse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which is why that's obviously ridiculous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Death stranding is a game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Death stranding is a game?

        Death Stranding is Kojima dabbing on all the indiegay walking simulators, by showing them how a real artist makes a walking simulator.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick to Fortnite

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one on my friends list even has this in their library so it sounds more like a "you" problem to even consider it to begin with.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would people really do that? go on Ganker and pretend to be stupid just for replies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To shill a game with low-effort supposed outrage bait all for DE trannies to make another pseudo general all about not talking about the actual game? Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is enough gunuine moronation on Ganker around this game, people don't really need to pretend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think it's genuine anymore. the guy in this thread doesn't seen so.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the issue is that Harry and most of the people in this game are posers that don't actually know why they take the political stances they do. And, well, it's normal for people to self insert as Harry because they play him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I think the issue is that Harry and most of the people in this game are posers that don't actually know why they take the political stances they do.
      i think you're fricking stupid lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think about it, Harry is a frick up with memory loss, Measure Head heard of the uber race on the radio, the commie brat who loves vandalism is only acting out for attention. The only people who have a solid political stance are people who actually have skin in the game like the dock workers or the soldiers who fought in the war.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see even Gankereddit is starting to wake up to this trash

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My main major critique of the game and one that no one ever seems to mention is that the story is just shit. The entire third act is boring as frick. I was totally on board with an introspective story about a detective and a case and I didn't even need the story to have some neatly wrapped up finish. But the character arcs just fricking go nowhere. Harry is the least interesting character of all time which is why whenever people reference him, it's ALWAYS his starting state of drunk loser. No matter what you do in the game aside from getting him killed, he's a drunk loser and then he just magically becomes normal in the end.

    You are never truly interacting or engaging with the world. You're just looking at it. It's a picture book, a living wikipedia page. You can get like... Cuno to be slightly different.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The illusion of Disco Elysium which fooled so many non-gamers into liking it so much is that it is just a book/interactive movie. It has one (1) narrative and it runs it all the way through up until the tribunal. Even then, mostly nothing changes based on your decisions. The only thing that changes per run is what you read when you think. So this gave the developers a lot of leeway on crafting a very specific story with a very specific ending compared to other games that would need to devote time to making a huge branching plot with a variety of endings.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DE sisters gettin' toastie

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at how rabidly and blatantly they dogpile in their little generals

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real bros read real literature and play real games.

    Fake gays read fake literature and play fake games.

    Also I denounce Karl Marx as a false prophet.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whaaat? you didn't like the ESL purple prose?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game made me want to become a woman. Real sick satanic shit

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I have to read shit like this throughout the entire game I might neck myself.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a crappy vn disguised as a game

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mister Ganker is helping me find my VIDEOGAMES

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by disco
    how?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play the real stuff

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