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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s remake a game with worse art
    Why

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >worse art
      >worse music
      >NPCs now make dumb animal crossing sounds when speaking
      >soulless battle effects
      I'm disappointed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thats because you are a miserable Gankerfag who will never be happy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >worse art
      >worse music
      >NPCs now make dumb animal crossing sounds when speaking
      >soulless battle effects
      I'm disappointed

      Filtered chud. Nu-paper mario shills lost.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        TTYD is quintessential chud core, retard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hello, eric spammer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's shocking just how ugly every single Switch game looks. How does that even happen? You'd think at least a few of them would look nice by accident. Something's happened at Nintendo to make all their games fucking ugly, on paper the Switch is more powerful than the Gamecube so it's not simply a technical issue.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's what you always wanted, right? Realistic unity resources instead of a finely crafted cartoony artstyle.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and yet somehow mario kart 8 is 9 years old one of the most beautiful 3D games i've played in a while
        oh wait that's technically a wii u game lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you are a miserable Gankerfag who will never be happy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what you are talking about, it looks better in every single way.
      I guess if you don't like the look of shiny and new it might look bad.
      Rogueport looking nicer might be the only bad thing because its suppose to be a dingy dirty port.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why not remake 64?
    Glad it didn't cause it still oozes charm to this day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      64 is already on switch with the online N64 thing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does it still run at half the framerate? That shit sucked to play.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          framerate is still slow for lava piranha and the main menu, normal otherwise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's on nso

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first one needed the remake. TYOD still looks good, especially when emulated.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not the OG
    I'll take it but damn

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get fucked Tanabe you two bit hack!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Shityamoto*
      FTFY

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can play this game right now. Are people really too retarded to emulate this easily emulatable GC game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      TTYD emulates like shit actually and they seriously improved the visuals here. As a giant TTYD fan I will be buying this game for the 4th time and you cant stop me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've played a bit of the Japanese and English versions on emulator and surprisingly the Japanese version was fine for me while I had problems with the English version in the intro

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fix your settings.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >TTYD emulates like shit
        False and retarded,

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i played it in like 2014 and it was fine
        i imagine you got fucked by those certain sprites using the fast animation thing that makes them invisible

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >4th time
        But it was only ever released once?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >But it was only ever released once?
          The game came out when I was 12 and back then I definitely did not take care of my disks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > TTYD emulates like shit
        Only if you’re a garbage third worlder scum with a bad pc. You should be working to your masters instead of playing games and having fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's hard to believe but the vast majority of videogame players who aren't thirdies (just making that caveat before someone chimes about the endless waves of thirdies) will never pirate anything. The only way they'll get to play anything old is buy the original hardware or it gets remade/released on pc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can emulate both, stupid piece of shit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    REAL PAPER MARIO IS FUCKING BACK

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They...didn't make it soulless? No modernized enemy designs?
    It's gonna take more than that to win me back but I'm pleasantly surprised I guess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. I would rather have had the first game remade because of

      The first one needed the remake. TYOD still looks good, especially when emulated.

      but I'm glad they didn't sterilize TTYD at least. Maybe now zoomers will stop defending nu-PM after experience an actual good PM game.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Still wish we got a Paper Luigi game

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Even kept the old Goomba designs
    Genuinely impressed, never thought they'd keep it this faithful

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy

    >Nintendo now properly keep the joke about Vivian being a chud
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT CHUDS OWNED
    >Nintendo keep the joke removed
    NOOOOOOOOOOO NINTENDO IS TRANSPHOBIC, BOYCOTT THIS GAME

    I'd rather not have it, the improvement are barely there anyway

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you suggesting Nintendo would actually fall for that woke shit?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Treehouse absolutely would.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Vivian was trans in the original Japanese version, I don’t think you know what “woke” is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Vivian is going to cause massive asspain regardless of whether it's a real girl or a trap.

      This is the most interesting thing, will NoA revert their changes into the original OR keep it and risk twitter outrage?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder if they'll just they/them Vivian.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Vivian was always a girl, the chud thing was an Italian mistranslation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Would explain why Mariowiki is so insecure about the character's chud status getting called out.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          iirc the japanese line could have gone either way on it with goombella parroting things she's heard and the obvious intention that it's an insult from the other siren sisters

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Vivian is a crossdressing male in JP/German/French and female in english
          The chud thing was exclusive to Italian for cultural reasons apparently

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Vivian isn't hard-confirmed to be either in Japanese and derivative versions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Vivian is trans woman. Vive la trans!

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's an amazing game but it really doesn't need a remake. new one basicallt looks the same as the old except for higher res textures. meaning the old one still holds up great. but i'll take it and enjoy it

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no shitty white outlines
    >no choppy framerates with the character models
    >designs are unmolested
    Feels good m8

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's with those jaggies

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bloom

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m excited as hell because I’ve never played it, only 64. Only complain is it looks too bright as all Nintendo remakes seem to.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vivian is going to cause massive asspain regardless of whether it's a real girl or a trap.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This seems like one of the most unnecessary remakes of all time considering how timeless the original's artstyle is. Doesn't really look bad, just kind of an odd choice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely they kept stuff like the noose intact, but largely agree with
      The original game is still absolutely gorgeous. It genuinely only needed a remaster that cleaned up the pixels and fixed some of the more tedious parts like the General White Hunt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Coping here but maybe they're gauging interest in the original turnbased gameplay over nu-Paper Mario.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >kept the original designs and characters
    mandate sisters... you told me they wouldn't do that...

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pleasantly surprised that I saw no deal breakers so far. And no white outlines.

    I do think that the art style looks washed out though. Original has far more color. Would be cool if they restored any cut content like all of the old partners returning.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have been telling people here since Origami King came out that TOK was just designed before Nintendo shifted to a core focus which is why it was shit, and that Paper Mario would go back to normal with the next game and look at that I was right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a remake, but it's still a promising sign unless Intelligent Systems is potentially going bankrupt like AlphaDream did, but Fire Emblem sells, so probably not..

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Origami King Breaks all sales records
    >"Sequel? Nah let's pointlessly remake a 20 year old game that was perfect to begin with"

    I see. What a fool I was to expect anything but disappointment associated with Paper Mario.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fool for wanting a sequel to TOK, yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Now that it's here I don't even want it, the damn HD texture packs out there is a lot prettier than this shit.

      if it sold well

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It didn’t though. Super is still the best selling Paper Mario.

      Watch the SMRPG and TTYD remakes outsell Origami King though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get fucked. Stickerstar shit is finally dead and buried.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah they decided to remake a good one after how shit OK was

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >breaks all sales records
      Nope, still hasn't beaten Super.
      >came out during early COVID, when sales for Nintendo shit skyrocketed
      >came out on the Switch, which is a money printer
      >Mario
      This game had a ton of advantages, yet its sales fell off after the first couple weeks and we've never had an update on its numbers in the three years since.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Game becomes more like TTYD on a console with a higher install base
      >Sells more
      >Wonders why they're bringing back TTYD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >TOK gets mogged by a fucking indie game
      >wanting sticker star 4
      Eat shit. PM might actually be back now.
      Only thing thats weird is them skipping 64.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        64 is bad, so that's hardly strange.

        I can't believe how much nostalgia has blinded you people. You'll see when you replay TTYD like I already have that it's not as good as you remember.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no 64 is a master piece gay and i go between it and TTYD all the time i love them both for different reasons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cope brother, shitty paper paper mario era is no more.
      We are now back into the glorious story paper mario era

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we're getting proper Mario back...T-They'll do a third game after, r-right?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remake of Super when?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After 64's remake

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >characters are 3d now
    >looks like they have 2 outlines
    WHAT THE FUCK

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >changed and censored
    I will not buy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the original english ver was already censored lmao

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the mandatefag cope gonna be now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the mandatefag won and got his demands met

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For people who think the visuals don't look much better, keep in mind you're watching it on a shitty youtube stream. In 1080p in actual gameplay it's gonna look much better than a 480p gamecube game.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fucking trap, they just want to "we told you so" the fanbase when it sells worse than Origami King

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it won't

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The tweening animations are all paper cutouts
    They actually, put more soul into this?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will they let the newhalf free this time?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Will they let the newhalf free this time?
      There is zero chance they will make a new translation for a remake so she's just gonna be a girl again in the English version and a boy in the Japanese version.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They'd probably just keep Vivian a girl, but might find a way to advertise it as a trans positive change when they really do jack shit outside of copy and pasting all the English dialogue.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The important factor here is not that we can play this game, it's that Nintendo was willing to publish it again.

    The mandate is fully dead, Nintendo understands we want actual RPGs again, and TTYD has more adult themes than most other Nintendo games and any other Mario game. The game has a fucking noose proudly displayed in the town center, there's a lot of sexualization, etc. I'm just happy we can get a Mario game like this again and what it will mean for future titles.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It still experienced censorship, though. They removed the chalk outline from the backstreets house in Rogueport, and made Vivian a biological woman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The mandate won't be dead until they make a new game that doesn't stick to it. This is just remaking an old game that already had completed character designs so there was no need to remove anything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're straight up remaking all the games people meme as being "beyond the mandate" and Wonder looks like it's meant specifically to break any previously established rule. I feel like it's looking up so far.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Was there ever a mandate though? It just felt like IS was just making up excuses for their laziness.

          Did you play that game?

          Shut up Hades.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows. I'll simply continue to say it's looking up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts exactly. This is potentialy a step in the right direction and at worst, an acknowledgement of the sheer fan popularity of the older titles.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    even without a switch im buying the game cause i want this series to be great again

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck needed remaking about this game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"We're sorry for not makingu rear paper mario titre for baka engrishu piggu. Accepto thisu remakeu asu ouru aporogyu."

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RIP good music
    HELLO earrape

    RIP creative gameplay
    HELLO babby's first RPG (probably dumbed down even more now)

    RIP fun returning characters
    HELLO putrid turd with a hat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're not going to change the fucking gameplay you god damn mongoloid. That would literally cost them millions of dollars in order to get less sales.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To play devil's advocate here...devs have literally made choices like that in the past few years often.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Missing Origami King
      Gay

      >Will they let the newhalf free this time?
      There is zero chance they will make a new translation for a remake so she's just gonna be a girl again in the English version and a boy in the Japanese version.

      This. Its for the best.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't need a remake just emulate
    It's 2023, people don't emulate shit except for poorfags and nobody bought a GC.

    I'm glad actual Mario RPGs are getting a revival, muh Dolphin fags you can keep playing your old version, suck my cock.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cope, gay.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    will TTYD gays finally shut the fuck up now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I won't shut up until I get a new, good PM game. Nintendo acknowledging the good PM games is good and all but it won't mean shit as long as nu-PM continues to exist.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I won't shut up until I get a new, good PM game. Nintendo acknowledging the good PM games is good and all but it won't mean shit as long as nu-PM continues to exist.
        Nu-PM does not continue to exist. Origami King releasing in 2020 means planning for it happened around 2015, before the switch came out and sold mostly to adults. There's no reason to think Nintendo will make a game like that again. Even 2D Mario has a progression system now, they know their new audience.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          God I hope you're right. The sour taste Sticker Star left in my mouth still lingers after all those years.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >God I hope you're right. The sour taste Sticker Star left in my mouth still lingers after all those years.
            I am definitely right. There is so much evidence that Nintendo shifted to a core focus around 2018. We see it in all their recent games. For example, the only first party Nintendo game without a progression system in the last 2 years was the Mario Strikers shovelware, which was most likely due to lack of effort if anything. Literally every other game has had one, even casual focused games. Aesthetically and story wise their games have been getting much more interesting too and gameplay systems have been getting more complex.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sticker star is one of my most hated games of all time

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's not even the worst Mario RPG.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think there's a worse Mario RPG anon, that's taking in account PiT

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Really? Because PiT is offensively, painfully bad.

                It’s literally baby’s first RPG. How could you not recommend it?

                To anyone over the age of 6?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                PiT is offensively bad but is not flawled to a mechanical level like SS, that alone makes it less shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean at least Sticker Star is innovatively bad. PiT is just SSS, which by all accounts is an OK game, except everything about PiT is completely awful.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                But PiT didn't threw everything that SSS did right away, it just implemented it poorly and janky, SS tried and horrendously fuiled to reinvent the weel, they could have just continued on what Super did but noooo, Tanabe wanted to get creative.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Really? Because PiT is offensively, painfully bad.

                [...]
                To anyone over the age of 6?

                PiT is offensively bad but is not flawled to a mechanical level like SS, that alone makes it less shit.

                I mean at least Sticker Star is innovatively bad. PiT is just SSS, which by all accounts is an OK game, except everything about PiT is completely awful.

                But PiT didn't threw everything that SSS did right away, it just implemented it poorly and janky, SS tried and horrendously fuiled to reinvent the weel, they could have just continued on what Super did but noooo, Tanabe wanted to get creative.

                >more midwits getting filtered by PiT
                Manu such cases.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's beyond contrarian directly into retarded, shut the fuck up dumbass.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It is. Its barely even an RPG. You sticker era trannies can get folded.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it is acturally

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's still probably my most hated on account of it spawning two awful sequels and it being about the only video game I was stuck with for two weeks. Genuinely NOTHING good came from it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Origami King was at least the most decent of the Office Supplies Trilogy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                not a hard hurdle to clear

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There has to be a catch, no way it's going to be untouched. NOA is either going to go full twitter with Vivian or remove Peach's stealth section.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The combat system appearing to be untouched is a good sign of a faithful remake.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There has to be a catch, no way it's going to be untouched. NOA is either going to go full twitter with Vivian or remove Peach's stealth section.
      Anon, Xenoblade 2 has a canon harem impregnation ending. The main character of Xenoblade 2 canonically fucked, came in and impregnated 3 women at the same time and you think they're going to censor anything anymore?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Get your fucking Xenocringe out of my Paper Mario thread, coomer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Underage twitter migrant.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck off, you fags look for any excuse to drag your slop into the discussion about any other Nintendo game. You do this shit everywhere.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you are cringe gay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >implying Xenocucks didn’t just enact the ultimate act of cringe on Ganker by bringing back the worst of Smash roster autism for the last week or so over their heckin’ amiibo theory
            You are the dregs of this board

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              nah you are

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >canon harem
        >only 1 daughter in 3s DLC
        lol
        lmao

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused about why they would include the Peach dialog in the trailer, what is their angle here?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Compare this dour atmosphere to the SMRPG remake announcement.

    I always knew TTYDfags don't even like Paper Mario.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG hasn't been raped repeatedly for decades by nintendo. PMfags are right to have doubts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SMRPG+SMRPG Remake > Paper Cucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited maybe stop being jaded fags

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Lions look so cool. I wish we could tame them.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Play it on Dolphin you dumb fucks. Don't pay them money for a 20 year old game.
    >but they'll make more Paper Marios if I buy it
    You're a fucking idiot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and you are a miserable Gankerfag who will never be happy

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatebros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, Mandate sisters? Why do we keep losing!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        moron, "mandatefags" wanted that shit to stop, and it apparently did. If anything, mandatefags won.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Was this post written by an AI? Are you retarded? People bitching about a mandate wanted it removed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >another toad
      Just great.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The mandate was never real, Tanabe was just an asshole shifting blame to Miyamoto so he didn't have to take responsibility for the sticker trio being absolute trash

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Sticker trio
        Is beyond me how the fuck did he manage to pull a fucking trio, he's definetly Nintendo's Toriyama.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK STICKER STAR
      FUCK ORIGAMI KING
      FUCK THAT SHITTY COLOR GAME HAHAHAHA

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-mandate fag won what a time to rejoyce

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      we fucking won pmbros. we just fucking won.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think they add back the Prince Mush fight to the game?

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm amazed they kept the Noose intact

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did they? Looks like the rope is gone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see a noose in that image.

        Noose is still there bros don't worry

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hey could someone good with Photo editing crop Tanabe hanging from that noose, I need it for shitposting reasons

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm bad with photo editing, but here you go.
            >what if we kissed at Tanabe's execution?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Very nice, thank you anon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I love Goombella so fucking much.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see a noose in that image.

        ?si=a0597Lwt0O-t03Og&t=106
        Found the rope, The text box just covered it. Tanabe sisters get FUCKED, no Mandate ever happened

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. Without all the sex and violence, TTYD has nothing to offer.

      I think the new art style looks bad.

      It's like they're actually made of paper instead of just being 2D sprites because IS was too lazy to make 3D models.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so damn happy they kept her Mario kisses in the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it has more to offer then the last 3 pieces of shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nonsense, TOK also had several boring, and braindead easy parts, just like TTYD.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the difference is TOK is not a good game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see a noose in that image.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt own his own ngc copy

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the new art style looks bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its literally the same art style wtf

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The colors of the background are completely washed out compared to the original

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the original looks like paper this one looks like carton, not necessarily worse but different.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's probably just youtube. A lot of switch games look really low contrast if you watch them on youtube but look great on a good TV with good contrast settings.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Plus doesn't the switch itself have optional color settings that increase the contrast for games? They might choose the default settings in the trailers.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The original looks more like a popup storybook which fits with the Paper Mario's original title Mario Story. Now the remake just looks like cardboard for some reason.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, the colors are much better in the old one.
          I do really love the animations and subtle 3d of the new game though so I'll take it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It does, and it makes the backgrounds look even flatter. But its a step in the right direction at least. Hopefully the next game finally drops all remnants of Color Splash/Origami King.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The new style is just about as good as it gets. It's almost the best possible result tbh. Only a thin white outline and only on Mario and partners etc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the white outline of nu-paper mario is there but it's so small it's barely noticeable.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's a white outline. It looks to me like they gave the paper depth, like it's cardboard rather than paper.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the text gray?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Look anon after the fucking shitshow of the last paper mario game's graphics
      I think this is fine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my only major complaint is that it's way too fucking bright but i feel that way about every 3D engine switch game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >yet another "the game is called paper mario so we must make everything crafts themed" game
      I'm so tired of it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even contrarians on Ganker are praising the style. I don't think they realize (or even experienced) how tired PMfags are after dealing with the later games after SPM.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Are they really?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, they're just whiny bitches. Color Splash was a good game, and then TOK was a fantastic game, but they don't care because it's not what they played when they were 2 years old. Pretty pathetic fanbase.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              no both CS and TOK suck absolute dick

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Color Trash
              >the game that somehow managed to make an even worse battle system than Shitter Shart
              Kek you nu-PM zoomies never fail to crack me up.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Even contrarians on Ganker are praising the style. I don't think they realize (or even experienced) how tired PMfags are after dealing with the later games after SPM.

              >No I was lying, but it doesn't matter anyways because their opinion doesn't count

              It's all just bait and I'm not surprised that the absolute depth of Origami King bait is just, "This shitty game is the best and the games you like suck."

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Look. You maybe could've had a leg to stand on if you omitted CS, but you outted yourself as a Sticker baby and rightfully deserve all the shit you get.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              nobody likes your 4/10 games, dude
              And it only still exists as a series because of those old games you despise

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            See for yourself.

            [...]

            [...]

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Damn they clearly know better, I think I might actually lower my standards.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Even contrarians on Ganker are praising the style. I don't think they realize (or even experienced) how tired PMfags are after dealing with the later games after SPM.

              >Ganker has shit taste
              Doesn't surprise me at all

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Outside of history and hardware discussions, Ganker has the collective intelligence of a sack of bricks when talking about game design and modern vidya landscape. They're so neck deep in sticking to there oldfag era of gaming they thinkall vidya afterwards is terrible. Not saying modern games ain't shit, but there's still some good vidya to be had out there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >? Block is dented
      This is actually incredibly soulful. The rest is too bright though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why is the ground so fucking shiny
      it's grass and a dirt path

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's kinda soulless but what can you do. If it's the worst thing about this remake i can live with it.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it really is nice to see this game be acknowledged at all, especially after the last three paper marios

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      TOK was the best Paper Mario though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no its one of the fucking worst

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say it's the best alongside TTYD. The rest are just varying degrees of bad.

          To simplify, TOK > TTYD > notable powergap > Super > 64 > Sticker Star

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            super over 64 is a war crime, and I kind of like super
            not even touching the main part of the bait

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Super > 64
            Holy retard

            Mandatebros...

            Was that pole papery in the original?

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to play a game I've already played but worse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't wait to play a game I've already played but worse
      It's literally the same game in higher resolution with minor improvements to the graphics. Personally I'm buying it because I replay this game once a year and even the minor changes will help add a little newness to the experience.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but you are a miserable Gankerfag who will never be happy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be happy replaying The Origami King if they ever remake that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never be happy if you don't like remakeslop

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no you won't

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't like remakeslop, sorry.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              thats because you are a miserable Gankerfag who will never be happy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not lowering my standards just because you're screeching at me, sorry.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people thinking that this somehow owns Tanabe
    Do people not know that he worked as the supervisor of the original game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes it does it shows his new ideas were fucking shit

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which game will he mention in the remake?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fire Emblem still

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pikmin
      mark my words

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fire Emblem still

      genealogy (here's hoping...)

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like the new one better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Goombella is now a "junior" instead of a student
      SOULLESS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >junior
      Aw fuck, translation changes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Treehouse is gonna ruin Vivian.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so. You do realize she's a guy in japan and there's no dispute? Are you gay? What am I saying, you like Paper Mario, of course you are.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >shes a guy in Japan
            Calling a woman "manly" is an insult, not proof of whats in her pants. Jesus Christ.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              This. chuds literally ruin everything they touch. They did the same shit with Kiku and Yamato in One Piece.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Hi I'm Vivian! Shadow Siren! Femfluid! She/They!
          Its gonna get pretty cringe.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I would genuinely prefer if Vivian’s chud identity was retained in the localization instead of making her a nonbinary.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Bro Vivian was already ruined in the original. If anything we might actually get a faithful version this time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >junior
          Aw fuck, translation changes.

          >Ganker scared the translation might be faithful

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If anything the most likely outcome is that they replace the fanfiction with different fanfiction

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >original intention
            stfu man faced whore vivian
            >treehouse translation
            YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, YOU ARE NOT A PROUD TRANS WOMAN. YOU ARE A MAN. WITH A COCK AND BALLS.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Marriage material

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Time to side with the Shadow Queen.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Design a girl. Call her a boy.
          Original Japanese version is retarded and I'm glad it was changed in overseas releases. Now that chudism and pronoun shit is brain rotting people, Vivian in the remake is no doubt gonna be ruined in every version. I'm happy TTYD is back to show up Stickertards, but boy what a worse time to do it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's a joke, you tard. Paper Mario is a comedy, if you forgot.

            My god she is pure sex

            A ROMANTIC comedy.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Considering how Nintendo handles Birdo, they'll probably just keep calling Vivian a girl like in the original english version and leave it at that. What I am curious about though is what the Japanese version will say. Will they keep the original script word for word or remove all trace of Vivian being a fag? SPM's catch card and Brawl seemed to cover up the whole thing entirely.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's a fair point. If they haven't gonna crazy with Birdo to promote mental illness, then Vivian should be fine.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This. Nintendo wouldn't allow it since Bedlam's japanese chud shaming dialogue is way too offensive to be allowed in the american version anyway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Treehouse is gonna ruin Vivian.

        You guys acting like the original TTYD wasn't infested with treehouse rewrites? If anything there are noticeable changes that seem like they're walking it back to the original (TEC's eye and the logo)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting that they're keeping save blocks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Look how soulless Nurogueport is. All those bright colors really kill the sleazy atmosphere of the original. Even the grafitti looks like it was stenciled in instead of crudely spray-painted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >slight difference in dialogue
      Ah shit here we go, vivian is gonna be a shitshow regardless of what they do huh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fuck. the best part of Vivian was the ambiguity

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This just proves my point that the game doesn't need a remake. But they're gonna cash in on nostalgia bucks and charge $59.99 and retards will eat it up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Noose is still there bros don't worry

      why did they change the "n" in the background?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's still there. Don Pianta's goons are standing in front of it. But you just wanted me to type the word moron, didn't you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's still there. Don Pianta's goons are standing in front of it. But you just wanted me to type the word moron, didn't you?

        oh shit never mind

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like that Nintendo kept Goombella out in every scene, they knew.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they knew.
      every fucking body knows anon, Goombella is the soul of that game, cutscenes feels dirty without her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There’s very little reason to use anyone else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they knew.
      every fucking body knows anon, Goombella is the soul of that game, cutscenes feels dirty without her.

      They knew not to trust Twitter posers who only shill Vivian. Vivian fags absolutely seething rn

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys even capable of being happy? It's always non stop screaming all the time , why do you even play games in the first place if you'll just complain about every single game that releases?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      paper mario threads are cursed with the seething corpse of M&L fags

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be happy about new games, remakes are whatever. It doesn't seem like it has any new content either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it's a remake for a game I like, I'm not lowering my standards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where exactly do you think you are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no I'm so happy I almost cried
      I recorded my reaction and it was really excited

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's great , at least one person isn't a pessimistic fuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >JUST BE HAPPY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you guys even capable of being happy?
      Yes. If they announced pic related or any other new game with TTYD gameplay everyone would be losing their shit right now
      Remaking one of the most timeless games in existence isn't interesting at all, the only reason people care even a little is that it opens the door for new good games in the future

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if we finally get Luigi and the Rainbow Compass as a post-game bonus.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Too based for IS to do. Most we'll get are refightable bosses like the RPG remake.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no I'm so happy I almost cried
      I recorded my reaction and it was really excited

      That's great , at least one person isn't a pessimistic fuck

      https://streamable.com/1bef8a
      here is proofs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT PRIME 4
      NOT A SINGLE GOD DAMN CRUMB OF NEWS IN FIVE YEARS
      I WANT PRIME 4, NOT A REMAKE THAT ISN'T EVEN NEEDED
      WHERE THE FUCK IS PRIME 4 I BOUGHT A SWITCH JUST FOR PRIME 4 GOD DAMNIT RETRO WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        prease wait for switch 2 gaijin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Calling it now, Prime 4 will be a holiday 2024 release.
        They know the game is wanted badly.
        They're going to drag you through the hype train along the hot coals and THEN you'll get the release.
        And it will be like the pleasure of a thousand nuts

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >game is wanted badly
          Is it actually? I thought Metroid was niche. I mean I want it, and Ganker wants it, but do normalfags?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Loads of zoomers grew up with prime, and plenty of millenials played it too.
            If they play nintendo I am willing to bet they want it.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let's settle this once and for all. Can you in good concience recommend TTYD to people?

    Think hard. Don't let your nostalgia blind you to the many, many, MANY tedious and dogshit parts of this game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't let your nostalgia blind you to the many, many, MANY tedious and dogshit parts of this game.
      like? i guess chapter 4 backtracking and chapter 7s intro but aside from that its a masterpiece

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally baby’s first RPG. How could you not recommend it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's settle this once and for all. Can you in good concience recommend TTYD to people?
      Yes absolutely. There are not "many" dogshit parts. The game has one dogshit part, which is the search for the general. Part of the island chapter and the twilight town chapter are a little boring but by no means dogshit. The rest of the game is fantastic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I can, it has an obnoxious and very punishing battle system but is a damn fine game, I'm not talking with nostalgia I just played TTYD for the first time 3 years ago.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of course I can recommend it, it's great

      >TOK gets mogged by a fucking indie game
      >wanting sticker star 4
      Eat shit. PM might actually be back now.
      Only thing thats weird is them skipping 64.

      They probably skipped it because it's already on N64 online. And genuinely what needs to be changed about 64 anyway, besides maybe throwing in a Pit of 100 trials and some of the TTYD badges

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I WANNA SMELL HOOKTAIL'S FUCKING FEET and cooch

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't she have a cloacae?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cloaca?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Did he seriously write some weird erotic tale about his daughter having a cloaca?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >daughter

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >And genuinely what needs to be changed about 64 anyway
        I'd like to have post-game content like pit of trials instead of being required to turn off the console at the end of the credits.
        And some of the mechanics introduced in ttyd would be nice to backport even if for minimal effect like stylish inputs, although thatd make more sense as an optional mode.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, morons. Stop shitflinging about Tanabe, Vivian, nooses, and emulation and POST WISHLISTS.
    >Potential extra mini campaign a la Bowser's Fury
    >Boss rush
    >a couple new badges
    >Some kind of hard mode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      QOL changes to Twilight Town

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't expect anything extra. I'm shocked they even went as far as to redo the graphics, even if it isn't radically different you don't typically expect that much effort in a remaster.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Luigi mode where you see the adventure he tells you about in the game.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw the sales of a 20 year old remastered port will outsell every sticker star shit that came after

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be glorious. Origami sticker fags on suicide watch.

      She killed millions.

      Imagine her SMELL

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Goombella will get so many humanized porn arts that Ganker will be calling her Coombella.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Humanized
      Worthless

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She killed millions.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why did they copy shrek?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Switch games were supposed to have anti-aliasing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      More like cardboard mario

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Using cardboard to hide jaggies on your dogshit system
      holy FUCK that's smart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I member being surprised Hooktail actually fucking died

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BUT WILL THEY CENSOR INVISIBLE PEACH STRIPPING?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? She's right there in this picture

      Mandatebros...

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks good.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At first I thought we were getting a remake of 64. I was dissapointed when i saw it was TTYD

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >IGN: Game (TTYD) widely considered the best in the series
    but that's not pic related though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Sticker Star is dogshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that is the worst in the series gay one of my most hated games of all time

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hedge your bets, will she have the rabbit ears since Switch games are region-free or will she have the cat ears?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we get both kinds of ears. Considering we got chinese toads now, hopefully we'll get some more Boo honey variants.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fuck i forgot how hot these boos were

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Enemy selection in battle is gone.
    Rewatch the trailer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, you're right. That would be a weird thing to change. I hope it's just something they cut out of the trailer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah it's a scene cut. it'd otherwise make a lot of fights retard difficult because boots would be as useless as the hammer for flying/back enemies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      while likely false, dare i say this could have the potential to be an actually interesting gameplay decision?

      in the original game hammer was almost totally outclassed by boots the second you got spike shield, since boots get double the benefit from damage boosts and can target any enemy while hammer can only target the front

      the order of enemy compositions also didn't matter at all - but now you could potentially have an encounter that's made more challenging by having a tanky enemy at the front

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hammer outclassed by boots
        I never bothered with boots, I always threw on hammer badges. Piercing blow to get through defence and quake hammer/fire drive to fuck up everything else.
        You don't get spike shield until chapter 5 anyway, by that point you have more than enough options to blow TTYD's difficulty out of the water
        >can target any enemy
        Not ceiling hangers. You need hammer throw for that.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Miyamoto is directly quoted on the Mario movie saying, "Wow they're doing such creative things with Mario... Why aren't we doing that?!?!"

    I'm sure someone seething harder than I am has the fucking link to the article somewhere.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    64 has the same generic locations that you'd expect from Mario. Grass land, desert, island, cloud, Bowser's castle. Lots of toad NPC's and Bowser as the antagonist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And the partners are dull as rocks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Goombario, Bow and Lackilester are fun at least

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lady bow is great yeah, switch her with madam flurrie and it's the perfect cast

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Generic, generic, generic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            but enough about you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah thats you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ttyd is the mass effect 2 of paper mario games.
      its superiority leads to controversy

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So why is this one available to buy, but Paper Mario 64 is locked to a subscription?

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can absolutely guarantee you that the English script WILL be absolutely butchered and mangled by Treehouse, not even a simple remaster can get by unscathed. Learning Japanese is practically a prerequisite for any Nintendo game at this point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me of how shit Treehouse is and how they'll probably fag up Flurrie and Vivian up to 11 while replacing any real instance of comedy with corny one liners they found on twitter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        original TTYD loc was also done by Treehouse and had lines that today would be labeled fanfiction

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking annoying zoomer, the Treehouse localization of the original game is why English speakers like it so much

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of the best localizations of all time, next to Kid Icarus: Uprising. Took a dull script and made it rock, just like TOK.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely. None of these stupid bitches actually played any of these old games that they supposedly care about for their own merits, likely just for "old good new bad" clout. It's very telling that they don't actually know who worked on any of this shit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, generally Treehouse is bad, so it's not a flawed assumption, just faulty.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Kid Icarus: Uprising
            >best localizations
            >L33T speak Pyrrhon
            You can't be serious

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, can you speak Japanese anon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              do you mean the part where Pyrrhon gets Aurum'd and talks in binary?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >L33T speak Pyrrhon
              you literally didn't play the game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hardly anyone did considering its mediocre sales. Who thought it would be a good idea to make a poorly-written sequel to a dead franchise over 20 years after the fact? At least start with a remake first.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Who thought it would be a good idea to make a poorly-written sequel to a dead franchise over 20 years after the fact?
                idk that would be crazy. It's a good thing they didn't go with that idea and made a well written sequel instead.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So great it never got a sequel lmao

            Kid Icarus fags are freaking deluded

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Did you play that game?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >mfw they reveal a sin & punishment remake/revival before uprising gets even ported
              that would make me estatic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol fuck Treehouse's localization and writing. Those fuckers get worse with each passing year.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Hey bro do you speak Japanese

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No but people who do speak Japanese have gone on record saying the text on English is completely different than what is spoken

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it is. A direct translation wouldn't have sounded natural. You're just parroting other people's opinions with regards to your hateboner for Treehouse, man

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon they didn't say "it's the same wording is just different" entire sentiments and context was utterly changed.
                Go watch Hakos Baelz play Engage she straight up says they completely change everything to something utterly different.
                You won't though because your a shitposter who doesn't want to be proven wrong.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry, I'm a shitposter if I don't go watch a Hoe-boive girl play a game I already played when it came out, when I was a kid? Are you for real? You don't think an egirl who has an audience full of Ganker users isn't saying exactly what those people want to hear at any given moment?
                This is the same girl that pretends to not know what stuff is for clippable moments, right?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                alright I'm seeing red and thought you meant that Bae played TTYD so I'm gonna ground myself from posting for a little bit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Treehouse is gonna ruin Vivian.

      Thanks for reminding me of how shit Treehouse is and how they'll probably fag up Flurrie and Vivian up to 11 while replacing any real instance of comedy with corny one liners they found on twitter.

      Uhhhh bros TTYD is one of the earliest examples of treehouse changing a lot of shit and inserting random fanfiction where it didn't exist in Japanese

      Vivian is a *chud*, there's no going around it. There's no dispute. She just is.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In this thread we collectively laugh at the sticker zoomies trying to play damage control for their horrible games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NO NO NO NO!!

      FUCK YOU STICKER STAR AND ORIGAMI KING HAD REAL SOUL!

      REAL FUCKING SOUL!! YOU STUPID OLD FASHIONED OLD CIS SCUM JUST DON'T LIKE CHANGE! Enjoy your ugly ass deviantart toads!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Real soul

        I won't ever forget "My name's Bob-omb." and watching it be hailed as the powerful return to form that BTFO'd fans of TTYD.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was. Play the game and you'll see.

          no 64 is a master piece gay and i go between it and TTYD all the time i love them both for different reasons

          No, 64 is real bad unless you're 4 years old.

          Kind of jarring how fast the quality of Nintendo RPGs dropped when Square jumped ship and Quinted jumped ship but more literally.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >It was
            It's a generic fucking character introducing himself saying, "Hi, I'm generic character." And then they dialed it back by giving him the bare minimum amount of effort for a name. You want more soul? How about the fucking ending which is 1:1 identical to the last game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no 64 is a good game unlike TOK gay go stick your head in a fucking blender

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              64 is real bad. TOK is real good. I can't make it simpler than that, my friend.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the game where combat is worth doing is the bad one
                Right.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. The game where you have to think during combat is way more rewarding than babby's first button-mashing RPG.

                I really with TOK had a boss rush mode because all the bosses were so fun to fight. I can't think a single fun boss in TTYD, it's all the same mindless brainless crap as any regular enemy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                TOK was fucking shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How early can I unlock her? She's my favorite character.

                It's the best switch exlcusive. Do you even like paper mario?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yes i do which is why i didn't buy that piece of shit game after Sticker Shit raped the series for over a decade

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Huge TTYD fan eager to play the game for the first time

                You can completely miss her. You get her with a side quest in the fifth chapter.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I've played TTYD like 3 times. I want to know how early I can unlock her. Probably not prior to the Hooktail castle scene.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not until after Twilight Town. Which is "we've got to walk to this point to trigger a scene" city.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I got it and never used her, my to go was always Goombella and the cap.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In the east side of rogueport, there's a help centre where you can take on side quests for rewards.
                Eventually you find one from an anonymous requester on the board that sends you back to hooktail's castle boss fight room. IIRC you need to use madame flurrie to reveal a hidden chest.

                Finish that and she joins. I just dont remember when the quest becomes available so just keep checking

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You are a goober for having a favorite character from a game you clearly haven't played before, but I hope you enjoy this game. It's a classic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I beat it before you were born.

                Not until after Twilight Town. Which is "we've got to walk to this point to trigger a scene" city.

                That's what I was worried about, I always get her like halfway through the game. Maybe I can like sequence break it or something.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You beat a GameCube game in the early nineties?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking of Ms. Mowz, I wonder if Nintendo/IS plan on giving some partners a buff or rework. I love Ms. Mowz, but holy fuck she so bad.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                partners are all usable; she at least lets you pierce def, steal, and act like a white mage.

                definitely better options from other partners but i will say she was unique; and the game's easy enough to use any of the partners with little issues.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I can't relaly think of something that's necessary, except maybe a "skip battle" or "hard mode" function because the game is so easy.

                You beat a GameCube game in the early nineties?

                Back in those days we had to cut out our own mario figures to play the game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Back in those days we had to cut out our own mario figures to play the game.
                I absolutely did this in the 2000s, make little paper cutout fanart of the characters

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Bosses were fun, the battles were not and the Ring is shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What was your favorite boss? Mine was, uh, maybe scissors because of the visceral OHKO and good music.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly couldn't tell you because the game was so forgettable to me.
                Maybe Pencil Case and Rubber Band's first phase, everything else afterwards just got tiresome, since even planning out routes was a chore and didn't feel like I was accomplishing anything meaningful during combat. It's like the "reward" was "solving" the puzzle, but the combat was more about making me "feel" more over USING my smarts. In essence: It didn't matter how you solved it or the way you solved it, just entirely pointless. AKA IT SUCKS.

                Also fuck you, Mod. "Y'all" is a Twittermoron phrase.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                *"feel" smart, I meant to say.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no 64 is good you gay CUNT TOK sucks balls

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, besides a few quips I have about them like the white outlines, the graphics and artstyle of modern Paper Mario games are excellent. It's the core gameplay that's fundamentally flawed that kept me from truly having fun with the games.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Origami King is the unwanted gay child of the Paper Mario household while Sticker Star was the failed abortion. Color Splash was the Jan Brady.

        original TTYD loc was also done by Treehouse and had lines that today would be labeled fanfiction

        Not the same team then as now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i'm too busy trying to process the fact that this remake even exists to bully origamifags and sticker shart defenders, anon. fax me in a day please

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros

    in comparison to gc paper mario how moddable is this remaster gonna be?

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As expected the Mario movie success generated an overabundance of Mario games from the ports to the remakes, to spin-offs with other characters outside of Luigi after several years without doing them.

    Expect the same thing to happen with Zelda once a movie drops out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anything that isn't BotW-esque crap is a win on my book

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Will this remake at least mean the Mario movie and Mario park will feature more Paper Mario elements?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Games take time to develop, the movie was always gonna bank but nobody thought it'd be #1 for a while.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario is #1
        >One Piece is #1

        I see the world is finally ready to have fun again. God these past 7-8 years have sucked.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so they fixed it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >photo with the 64 partners
      cute

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Help finish the HD Texture pack.

    https://forums.dolphin-emu.org/thread-32205.html

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yuU1ycis0kcwuD8ogaJZz0HAOKwvnQwU-WCpYmTZ0aA/mobilebasic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just play the remaster?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    will the game be dummed down? or will there be an actual challenge mode outside of double pain?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how much more can you dumb it down?
      paper mario games are already pitifully easy if you play them normally

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >how much more can you dumb it down?
        Ask Game Freak.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Enemy selection in battle is gone.
      Rewatch the trailer.

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    on one hand ttyd is the worse game between itself and 64 and i would like to see a simple graphical update for 64 instead.

    on the other hand if 64 was remade they would add terrible gameplay elements like superguard and stylish moves that further unbalance the game and would remove 64's rather unique background shading style in favor of the one started with ttyd so maybe it's best they don't ever touch it again

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Treehouse fanfiction is good when it's the old games (in reality it's because you grew up with the fanfiction version)
    >But bad when it's the new games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No games embody this phenomenon more than the original Phoenix Wright trilogy.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This post is actually completely true, and will be glossed over. The funniest is Metal Gear Revengeance - about half of Armstrong's speech is pure unfiltered fanfiction (including lines like the "break a few eggs," "played ball you know," etc) but you will not get anyone from Ganker complaining about it because they don't know Japanese and they have loved the based fanfiction for years. People have moral offense at fanficiton translations - but only when they haven't unknowingly read them already and come to love them on their own merits.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        What are some translation changes you like from treehouse specifically?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I know Japanese (legitimately), so I barely touch translations. Keep that in mind. I usually only compare them in especially interesting cases - like the Armstrong speech. Anyway, from what I have seen, I think that the treehouse often makes extremely bland/dry Japanese much more palatable. I know - the average Gankerner will say they prefer boring original to fanfiction. However, play enough intolerably boring games with intolerable text and I think many will start to appreciate even fanfiction if it means injecting some life into Nintendo garbage. This goes for Zelda and whatnot as well - big names do NOT mean good writing. Newbies to Japanese, and outsiders, will probably venerate "the original language" to much to critique it, but for someone experience it is very apparent when original writing is just not good, and as a gamer I don't have much motivation to play something bad instead of something better for its own sake. The "sanctity of the original" and "the devs intended experience" don't mean much when that original experience is garbage I hate anyway.

          However, I'll also say that indeed the Treehouse often oversteps. That's their sin, really - I think, based on offhand extrapolation, out of 100 lines they turn 95 garbage ones into more palatable ones, and 5 into obnoxious modern culture references. And, that's a sin because an outside observer will ignore the 95 mundanely superior lines to focus on the 5 scandalously obnoxious ones.

          Anyway, consider this blogging, since as I said I don't pay much attention to translations. Not an attempt to convince or shill treehouse. If anything, I just want retards on Ganker to acknowledge the dissonance of how, indeed, they tend to love fanfiction when they don't know it's fanfiction.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Getting the schizos and autists on here to admit or change anything about themselves would be a herculean task

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a native Japanese speaker but I've played a few treehouse localisations as well. They're often different but I wouldn't call them noticably consistently better than the originals. It's admirable that they can sometimes produce scripts that are of a similar level of quality considering how difficult that can be while working within the constraints that localizing things imposes upon you, but I don't know how you would have got to "often more palatable".

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        armstrong's speech isn't fanfiction at all, the only huge huge change was a line about "herbivores" and "metrosexuals" getting changed to limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats because japanese social issues make no sense to a western audience, while a more accurate translation probably would have been something like "weak men and fags" that also would have gone over like a lead balloon

        if anything the american localization was *less* explicit about armstrong being a total bullshitter in regards to his ambitions ("i want a strong nation" -> armstrong is nanomachine joocy and he'll be king of america when it's done) but it also implied more that armstrong thought raiden was just as much of a hypocrite rather than that armstrong saw him as living proof of his meme ideology, though the implication is there regardless seeing as almost all of revengeance is armstrong LARPing HARD as solidus snake

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I said "half" fanfiction, in relation to a lot of the colorful language and memed-on lines which do not resemble their originals much at all. The other half is indeed accurate, mostly the political speech you have snipped out here.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because in old games it was actual fiction, and not the communist manifesto?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We're here. We're queer. Get used to it!
    Paper Mario = Trans Rights

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no fuck trans gayry you will be excluded the moment a real war breaks out you gays are fucked

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just knew the minute a PMTTYD remake was announced that it would bring nothing but trannies and futafags here by the boatload.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How can mandatefags "lose" when this is what they actually wanted the whole time?

    You're cheering and laughing at them for being BTFO but this is what they wanted the whole time. Bros, everyone won...

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been cool if they remade both 1 and 2 and packaged them together, I'd actually pay fully price for that.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My god she is pure sex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >has visible eyelids/lashes but winks with her pupil
      dafug

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gaijin goomba is that you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck was this retard thinking with this shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >make a female goomba OC for one of your videos
          >wave of comments calling you weird for giving a goomba tits
          >make video sexualizing goombas out of spite
          Still on the fence on whether he was based or cringe for it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He was ahead of his time

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        LINK IT COWARD

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on PM64 getting skipped over?

    I feel like if they started with PM64, these threads would just be people wishing it was TTYD or whining at the prospect of them having to buy PM64 just for a chance of a TTYD remake. There'd also be more to fuck up like the unique background art.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's understandable since PM64 has been re-released twice on Virtual Console and is currently on NSO, whereas TTYD has been trapped on the Gamecube for nearly two decades.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think 64 has the best art style of the series and don't really want to see them change it in any way as a remake would entail. I'm glad they skipped it.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TTYD doesn't need a remake. They could've just re-released the original for $29.99 and that would've been just fine. What is "updated" about this? The game doesn't need updated anything. It's beloved as is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. If anything, the first PM was the only one that needed a remake.

      original TTYD loc was also done by Treehouse and had lines that today would be labeled fanfiction

      You do realize that a studio's staff changes over time as members quit or retire, right? Color Splash and Fire Emblem should be proof enough of how bad its gotten over there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to pinpoint where they stand given that Fates was a dumpster fire while 3H's localization was fairly conservative. NoE has also been pretty erratic when you look at Xenoblade 1 -> 2 -> 3.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >3H
          Did you mean Three Hopes? Because that was way more faithful to the original than Houses, but done by 8-4. It's just that Fates was so godawful translation-wise it makes Houses look fantastic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's true that the comparison makes Three Houses look a lot better than it actually is. Never played Three Hopes though, don't care for musou slop.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to pinpoint where they stand given that Fates was a dumpster fire while 3H's localization was fairly conservative. NoE has also been pretty erratic when you look at Xenoblade 1 -> 2 -> 3.

        Maybe Treehouse just has several teams and some are worse and more obnoxious than others? If thats the case, then hopefully the TTYD remake gets stuck with the least gayy and obnoxious translators at Treehouse.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is game is cool but I've played it already, really would like to play a new one, it's literally been 19 years

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about the announcement is more Goombella and thick fucking Toad art. Post some

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a ground up remake or just a retextured remaster? Looks like a complete remake since all assets and geometry seem different.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Remake

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The mole you invest 100 coon payments to has a chance to fail now
    How would you feel?

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a 1:1 remake or are they adding in content?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Mandatebros...

      mostly 1:1 but theres at least a new npc or two

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know yet other than
      >there ARE minor dialogue changes
      >there ARE minor npc additions
      >there ARE visual changes (duh)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So far a new chinese toad has been added to Glitzville and Goombella's line about being a Goom U student has been changed to her being a junior. If we're lucky, the dialogue and combat will remain relatively unchanged.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Combat seems to be the same, which is a fucking miracle considering just how utterly fucked things were for Paper Mario.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I suggest we remain cautious. The combat still seems the same but they could still do something stupid like replace badges with stickers or replace the Crystal Stars with Things.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    Luigi makes Luigi noises when he talks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can hear goombella's "voice" when she talks at 0:27 too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she sounds pretty cute. Almost makes me wish we could ahve, you know, like a new game starring her.

        If they do add some new super bosses or something she might get a few new tattle lines. That's something at least.

        Origami King was at least the most decent of the Office Supplies Trilogy.

        It's awesome. Fantastic music, great writing, serviceable gameplay...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Awkward writing at best is what i'd give it.
          The Bobby shit felt so damn forced and tonally fucked for how dark yet light hearted it was.
          Then they dont really write much after that outside of Olivia.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I meant the typical dialogue. Everyone's got something entertaining to say. I made sure to speak to every NPC and have the star tell me about every area, which is rare for RPGs. In fact, I've only ever done that in TTYD before.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The Bobby shit felt so damn forced and tonally fucked for how dark yet light hearted it was.
            It gets even more annoying when they simply decided to call the guy Bob-Omb rather than just calling him Bobby.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can hear goombella's "voice" when she talks at 0:27 too.

      >Koops sounds like...a koopa
      really nice touches

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Luigi's story isn't in the game as added content it will surpass the OG and be worth the asking price.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOOMBELLA IS A WHORE, MARIO WILL NEVER LOVE HER

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't remake 64 because it's already in the n64 collection. Which technically hasn't stopped them before but it's playable on the switch

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else miss the text sound from the og? might be just the nostalgia talking.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe only the essential characters have the Animal Crossing style speaking and all the regular npcs will have that old sound

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe only the essential characters have the Animal Crossing style speaking and all the regular npcs will have that old sound

      Yeah I'm sure it'll still be there, at the very least for text that isn't dialogue. The OG wasn't grating or anything, but the variety sounds neat

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >characters have little sounds when they talk
    unironically excited about this because i finally get to find out what x-nauts are supposed to sound like after 20 years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I didn't notice this during the presentation. Cute
      I always imagined them to sound like slightly more sinister Shy Guys

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you can hold the button to advance text instead of having to mash. It's weird that 64 had "hold to advance" but TTYD regressed to mashing.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only big change I would like to get is seeing an X-Naut unmasked. Those fuckers better look like Tatanga underneath their hoods.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YUP
    GANG'S ALL HERE

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >flurrie's giganting honking titties still on full display and people think they're going to "censor" anything

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they finally made ttyd after everyone said they wanted a game like it for 10 years while they pushed as hard as they could to make tanabe's vision stick
    I guess you could say they finally
    FOLDED

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >other thread got deleted
    I see the new batch of jannies is showing their incompetence already.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple threads, even.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOO WE HAVE TO MAKE ROOM FOR STATE OF PLAY THREEEEEADS

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >1-to-1 remake with slightly worse visuals, music and sound effects
    Hey, after three complete turbogarbage Paper Marios I will just take what I can get, but I just kind of don't see the point really.
    Will still play through it but I very much doubt this remake will be a better experience than emulating TTYD with the HD texture pack and the Shufflizer mod.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any thoughts on the implications that they also had a brief snippet of the PM64 intro theme remade as well at the beginning of the trailer? TTYD never had PM64 music after all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After remaking SMRPG and TTYD they'll obviously do 64 eventually, maybe even Super. But it makes sense to start off with TTYD because it's the best of the trio despite what nostalgia zombies will tell you. Get people in the Paper Mario door first then sell them the other games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw random PM64 tracks make it into this remake

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God I fucking hate that there are solid objects that are now 3 pixels wide and viewed from completely unflattering angles.

    I hate that the weird little bushes (?) with faces are now some kind of multi-pronged anti-cylinders that can't stand up on their own.

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The textures are higher res but not all that different but you really notice the improvement with the lighting. Darker areas look much better because the lighting system has clearly been hugely improved.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the Wind Waker HD conundrum all over again, great with lightning but a massive downgrade visually "normally".
      Now, if they actually take this opportunity to restructure TTYD a little like Nintendo did with the Triforce Hunt in WW HD - then it's pretty promising. But visually, it's take one, give one so far.

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game already, why won't they make a new one, it's been fucking forever

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nut to the shadow queen, every day.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they fix backtracking elements, it'll unironically be the definitive version. Plus this version won't need to be played on a CRT to time the button presses correctly, which is a plus. I wish they would've done PM64 too, but this works.

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's really funny how fucking mad people on this board get when you spend your own money on stuff that you want. Even funnier that they think that if you do that you must not know how to emulate, something I've known how to do for over twenty years since I was a little kid.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      With the amount of tracking Ganker gets these day, it wouldn't be surprising finding out 60 ~ 70% of the board doesn't know or aren't able to emulate vidya beyond ZSENS or even PJ64.

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME FIGHT PRINCE MUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. Dude gets hyped as this fucking strong wrestling champ and they do nothing with him.

  109. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ok cool but when will they release a sequel, the original came out in 2004, what's taking so long

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Super Paper Mario was pretty good.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it was a cool spin-off but I'd like a mainline entry. If you make paper mario 64, then TTYD, I feel like you're setting people up to expect a third game. And now it's going to be 20 years without one, I dunno what the deal is

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ok cool but when will they release a sequel, the original came out in 2004, what's taking so long
      After the gamecube Nintendo's takeaway was that the core demographic didn't want their games anymore because they were too cartoony, not violent enough, not enough online multiplayer, etc. So Iwata pushed to appeal to audiences who don't normally play videogames with heavily simplified game design. This meant that a complex game like TTYD was simply impossible to make under those criteria and so we got dumbed down slop instead.

      But then the switch sold mostly to adults age 20-40 (the core demographic) so Nintendo finally started to make their games for actual gamers again around 2018-2019. Since games take about 4-5 years to make we're just starting to see this in actual releases now.

      With that said, we can safely assume TTYD will get a proper sequel when the next game releases, which should be in about 2-3 years based on TOK releasing in 2020.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        is it actually a safe assumption? are you sure they even have the talent to make a game like TTYD hanging around somewhere?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >is it actually a safe assumption? are you sure they even have the talent to make a game like TTYD hanging around somewhere?
          Nintendo right now is on fire and can basically get any Japanese employees they want. There is no reason they cant make a great anything game.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That makes SPM even more puzzling. A game that managed to have brainless gameplay, but had sections that are completely baffling if they wanted normalfags to complete it (run on treadmill for 5 minutes, fight like 30 Sammer guys on 30 separate screens only for the world to get erased) and of course being surprsingly story-heavy.

  110. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How confident must Nintendo be in the next Paper Mario to feel like TTYD needs a full HD remake instead of just a port?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Employees at Nintendo are allowed to use the internet in their free time if I had to guess. It's been nearly twenty years since this game came out. They're aware of how many fans it has.

  111. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, time for me to jerk off to Princess Peach taking a shower and then later becoming invisible and stripping completely naked for the 100th time.

    Please let there be more lewds focused around the second scenario made because of this remake, why is there so fucking little.

  112. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Repiteo/status/1702334363135095096
    hmm

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      hmm i wonder which part of this twitter post you actually wanted me to read hmmmm hmmm

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well Mr. Bunny, if you must know what the japanese version as a base TRULY means:

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be real
          Cat ears were better
          Also I want to have sex with a Boo

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            cat ears definitely looks way cuter

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I like both
            I dont like how uncomfortable getting hard to a boo makes me since they arent real.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              ghost girls are okay to fuck because they're not decomposing corpses like zombies but are the souls infused into a sticky sloppy goo

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm uncomfortably unfulfilled.
                I want to do physically impossible acts to an orb girl that can change tangibility at will

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            NULL ROUND BOO BUTT

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Since the thread is about to die.
              I scissored one of those plush bean bag like pillows imagining it was a boo when I was younger
              an X-tra large boo

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Good taste, femfag

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, yes. Things I didn't need to read today. Thank you, Anon.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                It cost you zero dollars to not share that

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I would like the bunny ears more if they were pointed

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Thaddeus is a chaser who spends his whole day jerking off to futa. Ofcourse he's super down with the trans rights shit.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Thaddeus is a chaser who spends his whole day jerking off to futa.
        How did I have a similar thought he's just doing it for the they/them "pussy" immediately after seeing his pfp? Chasers are all just perverted fags in denial because they can't rape women I swear.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Thaddeus is a chaser who spends his whole day jerking off to futa. Ofcourse he's super down with the trans rights shit.

          https://twitter.com/Repiteo/status/1702334363135095096
          hmm

          nobody asked

  113. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing I don't like is that the floor is super shiny for some reason

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