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Frick this piece of shit game frick frick I just want to explore the new update stuff but keep getting killed frick you

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just found a decently fast always cast oil cloud in snowy depths. I'm about to turn hiisi base into a deep fryer.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it its been 20 minutes guess I'm starting a new run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick died again. I had the never drown perk and circle of water, so was just filling areas with water and was having a dandy time, then because I was an idiot I forgot to have any protection against electricity, and killing a turret in water in the snowy area did me in FRICK.

      The thing is that I've done this shit before, but I keep doing the same mistakes again and again for how many hours I have in this damn game I should know all of this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well another 20 minutes pass, my rage quelled down, time for another run. This one better be good

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first run since 2022
    >already a half god because of lucky perks
    guess I'm just gonna have a stroll around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not an actual God until you have stacked 4x More Love. Watch your back, homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did the health exploit and just rushed trough the tower. Nothing will stop me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me reiterate: You're not a God until you have 4x More Love. Stacking it basically erases all danger of polymorph completely

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            magic shield does a good enough job with caution, right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Enemies in The Sky can still bleed (unshiftable) poly juice on you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fug I haven't been to the sky yet only hell

                [...]
                I have some wand system knowledge but knowing about how the chainsaw works doesn't make a difference when it doesn't spawn
                But sure, I'll keep trying

                plenty of spells lower delay and recharge, just not as efficiently as chainsaw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And there's still pools in the alchemist area or whatever you can never shift away.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can shift chaotic poly just fine. You can also use Freeze Charge to prevent it from bleeding in the first place.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can also use Freeze Charge to prevent it from bleeding in the first place
                Not when you're moving the Sun up or down and there's shit dying and flying everywhere.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the Sun up or down
                I'm pretty sure the sun quest is supposed to be an exercise in utter frustration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's how I got fricked out of my supernova. Had the Dark Sun chilling out right at spawn (I felt it was an appropriate location), but one of those polybags spiraled right into my face on my descent.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Squidward doesn't care about love, he will still rape you.

            It spawns in all parallel dimensions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nothing will stop me.
          famous last words

          >alchemy happening inside of flasks and pouches
          >dropped from the Mines to the Snowy Depths with an invisibilium flask in hand, going full Solid Snake on Hiisi Blacks
          >at some point I realized my invisibilium turned into water, which I NEVER came in contact with
          >can only assume a droplet the size of my left nut fell on me while I was hiding under some ice
          This """""feature""""" is precisely what made me realize alchemy will never NOT be a meme. And in a game literally about alchemy that's fricking grim.

          that explains why my flasks turned into water or were empty

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was stopped by rushing through the tower and getting hit by a master of poly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squidward doesn't care about love, he will still rape you.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is me but every death is all due to my own stupidity and hubris and bad gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me most of my deaths are either early on being really greedy and trying to rush shit or very late game when OP while I'm really laid back and don't pay enough attention. The amount of times I thought I was truly impossible to kill yet still was killed is countless, I have massive paranoia for everything in this game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is me but every death is all due to my own stupidity and hubris and bad gameplay

        It's genuinely amazing how Noita manages to riff on your hubris like that. Few games manage the feat.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have shit luck or am I doing something wrong? I keep seeing people make all sorts of hyper crazy wands and getting amazing perks and I keep barely making it to the 4th zone if I'm lucky. Am I just not seeing everyone else's bad runs or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to look up the mechanics of wandcrafting. The game revolves exclusively around having knowledge. With enough knowledge, you can offset the balls to the wall RNG most of the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, its mainly game knowledge and game sense. Any experienced player can become OP even without touching any perk or finding any lucky spells at the start, just by understanding the games mechanics at a fundemental level. Being "lucky" just gets you that stuff faster, but without it its still possible to do anything. As the other anon said I really recommend trying to understand how wands work, and really experiment in the holy mountain when you got a couple of spells

        I have some wand system knowledge but knowing about how the chainsaw works doesn't make a difference when it doesn't spawn
        But sure, I'll keep trying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chainsaws and machine gun wands are a noob trap anyway. Huge payloads attached to a Spark Bolt timer are where the real kino is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Chainsaw
          I'd recommend stop going in threads anyway, and see what works through your own experimentation. Main appeal of noita is figuring shit out for yourself so being spoiled here is the worst way to go about it. Honestly the only people in these threads should be those with atleast 200+ hours in this game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Chainsaw
          I'd recommend stop going in threads anyway, and see what works through your own experimentation. Main appeal of noita is figuring shit out for yourself so being spoiled here is the worst way to go about it. Honestly the only people in these threads should be those with atleast 200+ hours in this game

          Attaching a chainsaw within a multicast trigger payload does wonders. That 13 slice dps, on zero mana actually adds up. Compare that to the 30 mana Concentrated Light with just 10 damage, or the 80 mana cost of a Chain Bolt with just 25 damage, the 13 slice damage and 0 mana on chainsaw is absolute value. Slap that on a multicast trigger and some damage modifiers, and you have a beast on your hands.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, its mainly game knowledge and game sense. Any experienced player can become OP even without touching any perk or finding any lucky spells at the start, just by understanding the games mechanics at a fundemental level. Being "lucky" just gets you that stuff faster, but without it its still possible to do anything. As the other anon said I really recommend trying to understand how wands work, and really experiment in the holy mountain when you got a couple of spells

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      luck is part of it, but if you don't frick around with side stuff you should be able to win every run.

      I did the health exploit and just rushed trough the tower. Nothing will stop me.

      I appreciate that wounding mages can spawn in the magical temple so you can even do it in zone 3 if you get lucky.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just game knowledge. The main thing is knowing how to break out of the holy mountain to edit your wands and store important spells.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you able to exit and enter the holy mountains while comfortably killing steve? once you know how to do that the game becomes way way easier anon
      play slow, don't get hit, remember the alchemic functions, and seek out every health upgrade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bias. People don't show their 400 shitty runs, just the good ones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just instal 40k mod and blast everything
      with bolter fire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just have to stop dying. And to do that you need to slow the frick down and never play on autopilot. Always be the biggest pussy in every engagement and strive to never take any damage.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this game whose annoying mechanics I can sidestep if I dare not be an npc for a minute is making my life miserable!
    You idiots never learn.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this game get harder with the patch or am I just getting older.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same difficulty, just with newer things. Some of the new bosses' attributes can have a nasty surprise but most of the base areas are the exact same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Significantly easier since you have a lot more options as far as infinite healing. No I won't elaborate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elaborate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I shouldn't. There's a book on site that will spell it out rather plainly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nit that Black person but
          mimicium

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a cool wand
    >immediately die

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the luckiest random wand you ever found? For me don't think you can get luckier than always cast healing circle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always cast vigor, or a wand left by a kummitus that killed itself somehow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      always cast matter eater is tons of fun early on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always cast homing or curse of decay

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >randomly lose a run because a mob fires a nuke at a rat and blows me up in the crossfire
    >randomly lose another run because a freezing canister flies into me from the darkness and explodes point blank
    Frick you frick you frick you frick hiisi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't have a good chuckle and get back up after a death like that, it's not the game for you

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seed has everything you could possibly ask for along the main path
    >except healing or literally anything that can dig brickwork or edr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can always rely on the hiisi base healers. it's difficult to explode and everything else while keeping them alive, but there's a knack to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        explode and kill*

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why must wounding mages be impossible to find when i have everything set up to use them

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does that one mage really eat the tablets you throw at them? It's been a while since I played and I swear sätkyvelho or something could do this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few enemies have anti-item properties, yes. I think Steve's big bro does this too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was the projectile that ate all those tablets
        I see it makes sense for balance since it's not very threatening alone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it was the wizards themselves. I know since whenever I'm invisible and try lobbing a tablet at them like half the time the tablet gets destroyed if it comes close to their body, even when they're doing nothing. Not all of them like this

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody play on loonix? it runs like shit in wine but much better in valve's version of wine, but steam is dogshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might want to look into Proton, not wine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proton works great for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gog version runs fine although I launch it as a non steam game because that preserves progress across versions where as running the newer executable with wine directly doesn't.
      There shouldn't be that much of a difference anyway since the game uses openGL for graphics anyway.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is exactly the kind of mindset that makes you start another run 5 minutes later. rinse and repeat
    >frick this unfair shit. i don't want to play this garbage ever again
    >10 minutes later: you have entered the Mines

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like that if you don't spend 20 minutes backtracking and wandering through a desert or whatever you're gimping yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The extra health barely makes a difference

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >continue old run
    >permanently bugged out and can't make the sun to try for one of the eclipse achievements
    >can't bring myself to reset because I know it'll be another 20+ hours before I get that perfect storm of ingredients to break out again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried running the new beta branch? that's supposed to be compatible with old saves i think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been bugged out for a long time.
        IIRC I can't get a sunstone anymore, I dropped the sun seed on top of the pyramid, the game ate it and didn't give me the next step.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >promising run
    >really good run
    >almost start having fun
    >fog of war lifts and 3 electric Black folk immediately zap me
    >random acid spillage from some hisi Black person shooting a bottle insta kills you
    >hisi picks up some bullshit wand and oneshots you along with it
    starting a new run gets harder every time man...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hisi picks up some bullshit wand and oneshots you along with it
      Love it when that happens. No matter how far you are into a run you can always get one shot by a random wand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick just happened, the railgun went wild

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          x4
          shielded projectile
          add trigger
          concentrated light
          homing
          plasma beam

          that's what it looks like to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >saw that the enemy had a wand
        >didn't piss on him through the wall instead with your giga pisser wand
        deserved

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From the looks of things it looked like he shot 4 bouncing burst, each which had personal gravity field and a trigger which spawns a plasma beam. Due to the personal gravity field, all the plasma beam focused and stayed focused on me, and there's no resistance to plasma beam so it drained all my 2k health and extra life in one fell swoop. Damn gnarly random wand.

          Yep, I was 4 hours in a run at 2 am and got really sloppy. I had resistances to like everything plus a great healing wand so thought I could tank anything and heal up. What a dumbass I was

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >there's no resistance to plasma beam
            Not with that attitude. Real champs can turn those into personal mediguns (while still fricking everybody else up)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That wand just straight up deleted you. I fricking love this game

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new update stuff
    was there really new stuff or is this people who weren't playing on the beta branch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or is this people who weren't playing on the beta branch?
      Precisely. The last big update just moved stuff to the stable release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people who weren't playing on the beta branch
      aka the majority of people

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using plasma beam to drill upwards in holy mountain
    >after 10 seconds one randomly decides to move downard a bit and delete me
    fug

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plasma beams/cutters being able to bounce of walls if the starting bit hits one is genuinely fricking bullshit.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what new update are we talking about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epilogue 2 from April. A ton of stuff like new spells, modifiers, a couple new quests, couple new bosses, new biome, alchemy happening inside of flasks and pouches, and some other stuff. This stuff was all added to the beta branch in small chunks over the last year so if you've been playing the beta it's not really anything new.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh right
        >there are people who are not on the beta branch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not him but there's no beta branch to be had for the gog version.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GOG user, your voice has been heard. My thoughts and prayers are you with today

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At least I can have some fun with extracting the installer files. Does the steam version come with noita_dev.exe executable?
              I've yet to try that arcane path. Even the readme file for this game is fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes it has noita_dev... what does it do o seeker of knowledge?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I actually don't know, I just launched it for the first time but it seems no different.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a newer patch from 30th of april or so ( but it's mostly bugfixes)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alchemy happening inside of flasks and pouches
        >dropped from the Mines to the Snowy Depths with an invisibilium flask in hand, going full Solid Snake on Hiisi Blacks
        >at some point I realized my invisibilium turned into water, which I NEVER came in contact with
        >can only assume a droplet the size of my left nut fell on me while I was hiding under some ice
        This """""feature""""" is precisely what made me realize alchemy will never NOT be a meme. And in a game literally about alchemy that's fricking grim.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really thought it was a bug the first time this happened. It seems so off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Be more careful with your bottle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >developer adds new feature that's immersive
          >playerbase is head-over heels over it
          >it ends up being shit
          many such cases!!!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >alchemy happening inside of flasks and pouches
            >dropped from the Mines to the Snowy Depths with an invisibilium flask in hand, going full Solid Snake on Hiisi Blacks
            >at some point I realized my invisibilium turned into water, which I NEVER came in contact with
            >can only assume a droplet the size of my left nut fell on me while I was hiding under some ice
            This """""feature""""" is precisely what made me realize alchemy will never NOT be a meme. And in a game literally about alchemy that's fricking grim.

            it's an amazing feature that adds more depth to the game and makes mixing things a lot easier. if you don't want your invisibilium to turn into water don't hold your invisibilium flask in water. simple as.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >explicitly mention not doing wrong thing
              >UMMMM *holds up spork* HOW ABOUT NOT DO WRONG THING? *snort*
              Your feature sucks, Nolla.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It happened, so it's that anon's fault. Games are deterministic and have rules. Games do not magically read your mind and work against you.
                Skill issue.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Games are deterministic and have rules
                Just like Suns disappearing while doing the quest and potions breaking while spawning into the world, amirite? Stop being a wienerlicking Black person.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >having a really shitty run
    >no good wands or spells
    >about to restart
    >find this first thing in the snow level
    its only just begun...

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fine I'll fricking try the game again.
    Someone tell me what the "right way to play" this week is. Last I checked it was "rush fungal because you basically don't have wands until that point". Is that still it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rush fungal
      Huge fricking NO. Friendly reminder the Fungal Cavern is a fricking meme. Not only are its wands vastly shit but enemies are tanky and it takes fricking ages to map out fully. Sit down and let me tell you about the REAL SHIT.
      >get some money in the Mines for spells/wands/reroll and skeddadle with as much HP as possible, skip the Heart Refresh and CRUMBLE the frick out of the HM if necessary
      >skip the Fungal Cavern because you're not a limp wristed b***h
      >in the Snowy Depths you should be able to find a digging wand if you haven't already, climb the chasm, loop back to get that first Heart Refresh if necessary and head up
      >beeline to the desert music machine and dig DOWN DOWN DOWN STRAIGHT DOWN
      >loot the shit out of the Overgrown Cavern is ironically safer than the Fungal Cavern as long as you don't mess with green mushrooms
      >you can even grab the Kantele and spawn the portal there for quicker trips
      No need to thank me for boosting the FRICK out of your success rates, brothers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think you should actually go deep into fungal early, but if you have HP to spare from having done the rest of the level safely, I don’t know why you wouldn’t check the wands and potions that are usually near the start for digging/tele.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well you took awhile to tell me so I may as well stick with this fungal rush attempt while I've got it. Thanks though, I guess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I save music portal for when I kill the last boss so I don't have to spend 40 minutes digging back up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can even grab the Kantele and spawn the portal there for quicker trips
        Not the worst idea, almost makes it seem palatable to walk all the way out there before having tinker or fast teleports. Still highly recommend against this for most people personally,
        Also similar to anon I like to save the music portal, usually for hell shops for me though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any strategy that requires me to leave the main path without a well established digging and movement wand isn't worth the time investment. In the time it takes you to do all that shit I'll visit the fungal caverns three times, die in two of them and turn the third into a good run.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you get from skipping heart refreshes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can grab them later when you're fricking around and doing side objectives. Since you sometimes don't find the other tools needed to make healing it can be useful.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can easily go back? Doesn't that require you to get a digging wand and a levitating potion?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, but digging wand yes, levitating potion no.
              Hardcore Noita players can get a good digging wand in their sleep. I don't know how, don't ask me how, if I knew maybe I'd be having fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Digging wand = Anything that doesn't take 10 years to destroy terrain. Magic bolt and Energy Orb are the earliest non-finite spells you can get that will do the trick along Digging Bolt, and all three of them can be commonly found in the Snowy Depths.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the context of "easily going back", doesn't your digging wand have to be able to handle Holy Mountains and Extremely Dense Rock? Do Magic Bolt or Energy Orb do that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In that case, a good digging wand means lumi drill on a high recharge wand with some shit slapped on top. It's not that complex.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wand with the mana and regen to actually drill at a decent rate
                >digging spell
                >spell to make it actually go fast
                I understand all the parts. I've just only ever had two at a time before.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can get back up to the mines from the snowy depths through the huge chasm, so for those 3 biomes you don't need a digging wand capable of handling brickwork if you're willing to take the long way around

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It really is just luck but the thing about good players is they roll the proverbial dice more by surviving/exploring more, and they have the knowledge on what to use and when. Light spoilers below if you want to play around with the rules of holy mountains to figure it out yourself.
                Brickwork can be destroyed with black hole, luminous drill, acid, plasma cutter and matter eater. Acid isn't super practical but can work in a pinch. Black hole, lumi drill and matter eater can be elusive sometimes, but usually finding one even if it means using the more mana hungry timer versions isn't super uncommon. Plasma cutter isn't quite as rare I don't think, little dangerous to use for regular digging but for making a noita sized hole in a holy mountain it's fine.
                You can also teleport past the trigger that crumbles the mountain. Teleport bolt or small teleport bolt work as expected. Slapping Return on a trigger fired past the crumble-zone works. Long distance cast on any of those makes it super easy.
                Polymorphine is normally super dangerous but if it looks like there's genuinely nothing down the chute into the next level, you can bypass the crumble trigger while polymorphed. It only activates if the actual Noita character is detected in the zone.
                Teleportatium can be used to teleport into and out of holy mountains.
                The wiki has great diagrams to show you exactly where the boundaries for crumbling and escaping are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Expanding on teleportatium since I forgot: you can control which direction you teleport with normal teleportatium, but unstable teleportatium is dangerous. If you plan to use unstable tele in a holy mountain, check all the portals in the level above first because sometimes they're filled with lava and you might get warped into it. There's also the Circle of Displacement spell that functions like teleportatium.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every time I get a question answered about this game it feels like there's some unanswered layer to it and I don't want to be an obnoxious ass by continuing to ask questions. I already knew all of these, I just get to utilize them so rarely because of the spells I can access from the start of a run, I have zero of the prerequesites to do anything interesting. But I'm already 20 minutes into the run and I don't want to fricking restart, AGAIN, so I just stick with it in the hopes I luck into a decent wand lower down, but my abysmal current wands get me killed AGAIN, so eventually I just stop playing.
                This has been repeating since the fricking EA launch. Everyone seems to get shit handed to them that I just DON'T.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk man, if you have the means to not crumble your holy mountain and not anger the gods before you're ready to deal with Steve, then do it. Find wands with spells that you need lower down that you can smuggle back into the holy mountain to edit your wands until you get something that can work through hiisi base. We rarely get shit "handed" to us, there's just an abundance of wands in the world that we find and eventually gather the tools we need to make god wands. But the early game is always difficult and you have to play slow and patient.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After three and a half hours I have finally accomplished this
        I'm not entirely sure that was worth the effort over a few lost runs to fungal, but it's nice to find something new at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rush fungal
      Huge fricking NO. Friendly reminder the Fungal Cavern is a fricking meme. Not only are its wands vastly shit but enemies are tanky and it takes fricking ages to map out fully. Sit down and let me tell you about the REAL SHIT.
      >get some money in the Mines for spells/wands/reroll and skeddadle with as much HP as possible, skip the Heart Refresh and CRUMBLE the frick out of the HM if necessary
      >skip the Fungal Cavern because you're not a limp wristed b***h
      >in the Snowy Depths you should be able to find a digging wand if you haven't already, climb the chasm, loop back to get that first Heart Refresh if necessary and head up
      >beeline to the desert music machine and dig DOWN DOWN DOWN STRAIGHT DOWN
      >loot the shit out of the Overgrown Cavern is ironically safer than the Fungal Cavern as long as you don't mess with green mushrooms
      >you can even grab the Kantele and spawn the portal there for quicker trips
      No need to thank me for boosting the FRICK out of your success rates, brothers.

      fungal cavern has pretty good wands. Just go in there with some firebolt wand to kill dangerous stuff and get out when you're at risk
      Lots of potions as well

      Magical temple is also nice to visit if you can put light on your wand or if you have all-seeing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rush fungal
      Huge fricking NO. Friendly reminder the Fungal Cavern is a fricking meme. Not only are its wands vastly shit but enemies are tanky and it takes fricking ages to map out fully. Sit down and let me tell you about the REAL SHIT.
      >get some money in the Mines for spells/wands/reroll and skeddadle with as much HP as possible, skip the Heart Refresh and CRUMBLE the frick out of the HM if necessary
      >skip the Fungal Cavern because you're not a limp wristed b***h
      >in the Snowy Depths you should be able to find a digging wand if you haven't already, climb the chasm, loop back to get that first Heart Refresh if necessary and head up
      >beeline to the desert music machine and dig DOWN DOWN DOWN STRAIGHT DOWN
      >loot the shit out of the Overgrown Cavern is ironically safer than the Fungal Cavern as long as you don't mess with green mushrooms
      >you can even grab the Kantele and spawn the portal there for quicker trips
      No need to thank me for boosting the FRICK out of your success rates, brothers.

      It was me. I was the anon who told people to rush fungal cavern and I still stand by it.
      No pain no gain and its much faster than your lame ass merry-go-round trip to the west then east. The mushroom guys aren't even an issue.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing extremely well in run
    >finally get healing bolts, on the search for a way to get them to hit me
    >have chainsaw-powered homing lightning-arc freezing gaze
    >accidentally shoot it into a wall too close to me
    it's not like i didn't deserve it, but frick man

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wonder what happened here, did i open my first great treasure chest off screen?
    in the coal mines

    contained:
    >potion with healing juice + bunch of others which had exploded earlier
    >7 (?) +health upgrades
    >1 large +health upgrade
    >4 wands, with 1 containing 20 fairly rare spells, and 2 identical wands, but one was shuffle while the other one was not

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a worse feeling than spawning with firebolt or the unstable crystal as your "bomb"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unstable Crystal start is based because it's a guaranteed trick kill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love unstable crystal, you get so much gold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ummm those are the best wands my dude...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok fine but frick firebolt piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gangbanged at the hiisi entrance tube
        Every. Single. FRICKING. Time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dynamite > Unstable Crystal > Magic Missile > Bomb > Firebolt

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it makes me so mad that the finnish "translation" (if that even is the right word to call it since the devs are finnish) is a full on meme. At least I got to teach Gankerirgins the difference between a hiisi and a hissi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's bad about the Finnish translation? Kind of weird for a Finnish game to have a weird Finnish translation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's full on meme, full of out-of-context word choices. It's hard to explain unless you know finnish.
        Basically, for example, in the settings iirc if there's something that you turn on/off and the finnish version of off says "vinossa" which means something like "wrongly inclined" or "a bit crooked".

        I get why they went for english as their first choice (at least for the UI and mechanics stuff, all the enemies in the game are still in Finnish), and I guess they've been busy updating the game.
        But once in a while it would be nice to play a game in my native language that's not a Bug's life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd imagine it's because they just write it in english to begin with, since idiomatic english is mostly easy to accurately translate into finnish, but translating idiomatic finnish into english means having to constantly slightly reword and rethink the sentences to accurately convey the meaning without ending up with stilted english.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like it's just been ran through a shitty auto-translator. wrong or nonsense words, no conjugation etc.
        t.finn

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's even an auto-translator, it's more purposefully chosen words that don't fit the context

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To add to what the others have said, it's incomplete.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the tower on the surface? I drained the lava out and it made a funny sound

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally got an actually early luminous drill
    holy shit is this the run where I get to engage with all the cool mechanics I've heard about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >holy shit is this the run where I get to engage with all the cool mechanics I've heard about
      good luck anon!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey look at how hard I can pee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so this is a meme right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a solid half of the perks are utter doodoo fart and that's one of them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stacking gold perks in parallel worlds for Money is Power
            >accidentally pick up Gold is Forever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's a fun perk but it can be detrimental to you at times and it really changes how your movement works. best to skip for now and try out when youre more comfortable with the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it sucks because since you always have to be close to terrain, you'll eat all the splash damage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a meme because you're accustomed to the usual noita hovering/flying movement and that perk fricks up all that muscle memory

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty fun until you try leaving the dungeon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          it does stack tho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sauce?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You dont have to do something to unlock True orbit, right?
    still havent seen one after 9+ full worlds, its rarity isnt even that high

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mage duel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that looked tense!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    found this on 2nd floor. the bouncing burst goes crazy with the accelerating shot They just speed up and bounce a million fricking times. I just found a wand in the next HM with sparkly bounce on it.

    I fear for my fricking life. I don't have explosion resistance yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't recommend, bouncing sucks because of the friendly fire like you mentioned

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it'd be funny lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post results

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bouncing Burst actually has a special property... it does more damage the more speed it gains in its lifetime. Acceleration is one of the best modifiers for it..

      wouldn't recommend, bouncing sucks because of the friendly fire like you mentioned

      Bouncing Burst on its own doesn't have friendly fire. The sparkly bounces can hurt though I think.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh so that's why it's doing like 100+ damage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it gets fricking crazy when you really optimize for it (heavy shot modifiers to start the projectile as slow as possible etc). Do note it's specifically speed gained in the projectile's lifetime not just how fast it goes.

          [...]
          well excuse me, sir
          I found the combination pretty mediocre though, either because the damage didn't scale fast enough, the mana cost was too high or because they hurt me somehow

          If it hurt you then you put piercing, bloodlust or something like that on it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Bouncing Burst does NOT have friendly fire by default, dumbasses. And yes, there's a specific setup revolving around decelerating and accelerating Bouncing Burts that makes it God-tier. I love how it and Triplicate Bolt have hidden statuses that turn them into extremely deadly shredders.

        well excuse me, sir
        I found the combination pretty mediocre though, either because the damage didn't scale fast enough, the mana cost was too high or because they hurt me somehow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I found the combination pretty mediocre though
          You don't have the full setup. You're supposed to have a decelerating shot at the start, and I can't really remember but maybe an accelerating shot instead of speed up and Heavy Shots to increment it? The trick is that Bouncing Bursts deal more damage the slower they start at. You can also add a Damage Field on top because those shits last a solid while.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fairly sure decelerating shot is specifically working against what you want to accomplish here. Heavy Shot is what you want, because it will lower the speed of the projectile significantly at the start.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't recommend, bouncing sucks because of the friendly fire like you mentioned

      Bouncing Burst does NOT have friendly fire by default, dumbasses. And yes, there's a specific setup revolving around decelerating and accelerating Bouncing Burts that makes it God-tier. I love how it and Triplicate Bolt have hidden statuses that turn them into extremely deadly shredders.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual frick did I stumble on? This boss just died twice and increased its health by 100 times???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh you've done it now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you murder your friends like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are those little friends

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FRICK I AM 700 HOURS INTO THIS GAME AND I ONLY WON 3 TIMES
    HOW THE FRICK YOU GAIN A BRAIN
    I AM ALSO TIRED EVERYDAY AND WAGESLAVE IS IT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FREEDOM SO I LOSE ALSO I BARELY SLEEP PROPERLY THAT'S WHY I AM SO BAD? MY AIM IS OFF I AM BECOMING PERSISTENT AND DRUNKISH LIKE BUT I HAVE PATHIENCE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AND I ONLY WON 3 TIMES
      "le winning" is a noob trap in Noita. You don't get anything for finishing a run except the end game cosmetics anyway. You're supposed to unlock spells, not rush to the end like a homosexual moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        winning gives me fulfillment of a job well done

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shameful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Ukko

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't follow instructions
    what the frick is this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      useless garbage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I killed some shit and got a couple neat wands but the actual loot doesn't seem applicable to me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that what you're supposed to bring that weird jukebox thing in the desert? wut it do?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro just play the game and find out

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I keep dying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hoping for good wands is the main reason to go over there. The max hp up is nice too

          Is that what you're supposed to bring that weird jukebox thing in the desert? wut it do?

          no, it's mostly just for fun and makes the background music play. can also be used for something else but isn't as good at it as other tools

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I was about to ask about the max HP up but I think I know. God bless wand experimenter or I'd be dead by now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wand Experimenter is literally the one single crutch perk I can respect and will gladly take on the first Holy Mountain. It's an actual major benefit especially considering it does not gimp in other ways like the other perks such as Boomerang or Concentrated Spells.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no resistance to plasma beam
                Not with that attitude. Real champs can turn those into personal mediguns (while still fricking everybody else up)

                there's a mod that adds immunity to plasma!!!! :happy:

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mods
                You won't beat the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can do it without mods. It's a feature of vanilla, albeit an esoteric one.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to our god dev?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is exploring parallel worlds supposed to be impossible in Apotheosis or is there some trick to getting past the cursed liquid?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just don't play apotheosis that mod has some pretty cancerous enemies and bosses imho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bummer but kinda no surprise if they think this cursed liquid shit is a good idea. Any mods you do recommend for some cool new biomes, bosses and enemies?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well I haven't played noite in a long time but I have these in my modlist

          name="gkbrkn_noita" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="1975079109" >
          name="spellbound_bundle" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="1976795806" >
          name="MTRS" settings_fold_open="1" workshop_item_id="3018238248" >
          name="new_enemies" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="1985600131" >
          name="more-stuff" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2910427839" >
          name="biome-plus" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2554761457" >
          name="grahamsperks" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2840072000" >
          name="Copis_Wand_Diversity" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2829763064" >
          name="less_inaccuracies" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2963870452" >
          name="kaboommod" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2332372838" >
          name="alchemy_tutor" settings_fold_open="0" workshop_item_id="2715351920" >

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well I guess that's as good a sign to frick off and come back later as any

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's usually only a couple of those in the area. I think I've even seen none spawn.
      There used to be tons of them but now instead there are more dangerous enemies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh funny. Okay then.
        Now: Can this thing die?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Think of him as a baby version of the bridge boss.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it. Does the bridge boss heal or something? I've killed that one before, but it was always either such a sure thing it died instantly or so far from a sure thing that I died. I've never been in a stalemate with it before.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bridge boss has invincibility frames whenever it takes damage, rendering rapid fire wands useless. It also replicates the spells you hit it with.
              White orb guy is tanky and reciprocates every hit with a pinpoint of light aimed directly at you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                isn't bridge boss immune to damage except for cutting?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's just immune to drill damage. Most everything just deals 30% damage to it, aside from melee or slice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no. in fact it use to be possible to make him kill himself with his own explosive shots by hiding under a tablet but it took awhile since his innate resistence is high.

                People say use cutting dmg because making him shoot himself with sawblades is the easiest way to kill him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Either don't shoot at it or only shoot at it with massive damage payload spells. Anything inbetween and it will frick you in the mouth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but you can just ignore him if your damage is shit
          all he does is sit there

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watchtower
    wait what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New questline starts there. It's fairly intuitive and unlocks a whole bunch of new shit. I'm talking several extremely useful spells that are guaranteed every run.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately Touch of Gold? is not guaranteed each run. Not totally sure on some of the other stuff though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not? I've found it every time I look for it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they changed it in subsequent beta patches after it was initially added but yeah now the huussi just gives you some gold nuggies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              (Me)
              *if you already have the spell unlocked

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              (Me)
              *if you already have the spell unlocked

              Strange. I've done it at least thrice and got it every time. Wiki says you're correct and you only get it every time with the poop stone or on first use. I wonder if they recently changed it to make infinite healing with it a little harder to obtain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a whole bunch
        >Touch of Grass
        >Touch of Gold?
        >Sea of Mimicium
        Isn't this it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao they really made a touch grass spell

          y'all need to cast that in real life 😉

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 more
          Cessation

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you get it? Does it relate to the rock?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's part of the same quest line as the others.
              You use touch of grass somewhere
              Look for a clue on the background of the temples

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the cauldron puzzle solvable now.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at last floor and still no black hole or L drill
    god i'm gonna have to end the run at the final boss, give me my 2 hours back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you bro, whenever I get another win in this game its always for being unlucky with spells. I just want to explore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just happened to me earlier

      >seed has everything you could possibly ask for along the main path
      >except healing or literally anything that can dig brickwork or edr

      still kinda salty, had so much good shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well i guess i found a form of digging... thanks game.. (only took like 20 minutes of searching)

      >seed has everything you could possibly ask for along the main path
      >except healing or literally anything that can dig brickwork or edr

      just happened to me earlier [...]
      still kinda salty, had so much good shit

      yeah that shit is tough so hard to throw a good run away because the game REFUSES to give you a digging wand

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First Holy Mountain
    >See this

    If I don't get 34 orbs you all have permission to frick my girlfriend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dick is out and ready

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can see it now
      you will teleport into a light in the vault and drop directly into a pool of acid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminded of the time I got a 'Always Cast Blackhole' wand.
      I died before I got to Hiisi Base.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "have a really good run, decide to not just make a rapidfire and try to frick around with other wand builds, die" episode
    Lots of reruns these days

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a good wand with this ignore my noita

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. why are your boots big?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all shuffle
      No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow I didnt know being fat = more inventory space.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhuhuhuh....mod link?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2879330683&searchtext=thick

        there's an option in mod settings to be whatever size you want without the dumb weight gain mechanic that doesn't even work

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Noita had the option to name your wands.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drilling isn't very fun when you couldn't find a good wand first

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yea, Noita thread. Gonna eat my din din and start a run. Haven't played in like 6 months and looking forward to hopefully finding patch stuff organically.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I remember right, there's a secret under the lava, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but I'd pay attention to the tablet before you decide to go through with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which tablet? You mean the one at the orb temple? But I dug all the way here. I was hoping to avoid triggering the bridge boss. I don't have the DPS for it and I don't want to kite for two hours.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of tablets and books, usually at the secrets. Take their words to heart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the secret is right past the lava

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does holding the rock that's on fire make me lavaproof?
        Obviously not immune to a lack of air, but lavaproof?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uhhhh don't remember, but considering fireproof doesn't make you immune to lava, I'd say no

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw you dont find a teleportium potion before hiisi base
    sadge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just dig straight right at the top left corner of the Hiisi base to get to the eye room.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, I meant left.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know the secret of flummoxium

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if I did I dont think I found any of that either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worm Pheromone works in a pinch, since you can always mix in the blood from the tree worms

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know anything about the liquid alchemy tbh I beat the game months and months ago and haven't played any beta branch.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I beat the game months
              Your 33-orb run necklace, anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I left it in my other robe

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spawn with Mud Potion
    >spend the next 2 hours sequence breaking the game to enter the mines with 250k gold and 5 Mushroom Cavern wands

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok bros, finally got a decent run, but have a bit of a dilemma. I got a black hole and healing wand, but both with limited stock. I'm right now above the alchemist boss, which would solve that issue, but problem is that I got no great damage dealer, and even worse no good traversal weapon either, so I'd be a sitting duck. I still think I might be able to beat him, but it'll be hard. Do I
    >a) go to parallel, get better quirks (got ambrosia)
    >b) stay here, stack up on orbs, and maybe look for a better wand
    >c) try to beat him now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      show wands

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          show wands

          also here is my main damage dealer stats. Main issue is mana charge speed is too low, and got no add mana, meaning can't have high recoil weapon to dodge shit with

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, by doing it like this its enough recoil to fly, and while I got no homing I think I can just fly above him and drop quite some damage. Think gonna try going for him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That worked lol

              holy hell
              now that is a mess that rivals my average inventory

              you have 2 heavy shots just use those, thats giga damage right there
              also do you really not have a better trigger spell than lumi timer, that shits kinda trash if you dont have increase lifetime
              and where is your teleport, youre probably gonna need some mobility for the alch provided he doesnt just instadie to those heavy shots

              leave your storage wand somewhere safe and go find a decent stat wand and a small teleport
              also literally any other trigger/timer, you need some range
              damage is definitely not your issue, you got loads of fricking damage with those triplicates and all those damage mods

              Got too impatient and used this, only saw your stuff after beating him

              [...]
              also here is my main damage dealer stats. Main issue is mana charge speed is too low, and got no add mana, meaning can't have high recoil weapon to dodge shit with

              >2 heavy shots
              yeah used them in the end
              >teleport wands
              Hate them, I prefer having recoil to dodge shit
              >lumi timer
              It is indeed shit, but that's what I had, and got impatient to look for something better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >recoil for mobility
                yeah thats some noita
                well done

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, by doing it like this its enough recoil to fly, and while I got no homing I think I can just fly above him and drop quite some damage. Think gonna try going for him

            Lumi drill timer wastes too much mana. Get rid of that shit.
            >b-b-but muh memechine gun wand!
            You are like a little baby.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy hell
          now that is a mess that rivals my average inventory

          you have 2 heavy shots just use those, thats giga damage right there
          also do you really not have a better trigger spell than lumi timer, that shits kinda trash if you dont have increase lifetime
          and where is your teleport, youre probably gonna need some mobility for the alch provided he doesnt just instadie to those heavy shots

          leave your storage wand somewhere safe and go find a decent stat wand and a small teleport
          also literally any other trigger/timer, you need some range
          damage is definitely not your issue, you got loads of fricking damage with those triplicates and all those damage mods

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spiral path + luminous drill, aim at the sweet spot chink in his armor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to get raped by Shadow Squidwards and Alchemists the moment you step into a parallel world. Have fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know about those, which is why I don't enter in the overworld. Best way is right of desert into lake, then just keep going right underground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tinkering and explosion immunity perks
      head over to the fungal caverns and find piercing, prickly spire pod, and some flavor of homing to cheese the alchemist boss

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get a new run finally going
    >get a luminous drill with explode on contact
    >work my way back up to kill the alchemist
    >die in the mines because of how close quarters things are with how dangerous that wand is
    my own hubris will never cease to amaze me

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh weren't you trying to find the orb? It was the other way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was told it was "past lava" which I took to mean "have to find a way through lava without dying". Which I don't have. I'm leaving it for later.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no you could literally go down past the lava and then dig upwards
          nooblet
          just drop down in the cave and you can hear the orb sound, then dig at the wall

          picture unrelated

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the cave
            The test track thing? That's the only opening I found on my way up.

            Just listen to the distinct sound the orb makes and dig around there, you big chicken.

            I didn't hear orb noise to my memory.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can literally hear the orb while climbing the left wall of the chasm. Pay attention Black.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't climb the left wall. I started digging up and left just about when I managed to REACH the left side of the chasm. I'm sorry. I didn't know.

                if you see my webm, there's a cave below the bridge. You can drop down there and listen for the orb sound on the wall on the left.
                Or since you were digging down there already, you could have dug to the RIGHT past the lava (instead of left like you did), and then upwards. You'd reach the same place.
                but nevermind, you must seek more knowledge.

                I was afraid of spawning the boss. I don't know where the trigger is.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you see my webm, there's a cave below the bridge. You can drop down there and listen for the orb sound on the wall on the left.
              Or since you were digging down there already, you could have dug to the RIGHT past the lava (instead of left like you did), and then upwards. You'd reach the same place.
              but nevermind, you must seek more knowledge.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just listen to the distinct sound the orb makes and dig around there, you big chicken.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have turned left at albuquerque

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god fricking damnit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did the wizard give you self damage? or were you seriously using piercing with a bouncing spell?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realise the big mouth b***h that makes you shoot your wand randomly made them reflect damage too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          specifically they make your wands enable friendly fire
          pro tip:switch to a flask and run the frick away until the timer runs out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sadge I was enjoying that run, that acellerating bouncing shot was fantastic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did the wizard give you self damage? or were you seriously using piercing with a bouncing spell?

      When he hits you, you will randomly cast from whatever wand you are holding and friendly fire is enabled. Easiest way to counter this is switch to a flask/item until the effect wears off. As soon as you switch to a wand, it's gonna immediately cast one more hostile shot so brace your anus. just shoot him first lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just didn't know that the mina debuff did friendly damage I've been affected by it loads of times just never had a bouncy spell with it before now.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting for a Master of Shuffling that temporarily makes your wands shuffles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty solid idea.
      I think Masters of Vulnerability should bleed the new Diminution liquid

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if I had dug up maybe another inch I would've seen it wasn't some huge mass of lava I had to drain or something but just a shallow pool
    FRICK
    I don't know what this refers to either
    I don't want to touch anything
    I just don't want to fricking lose the first run where I've had something resembling both freedom of movement and offense simultaneously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can ignore the tablets completely. The writings are literally cryptic for the sake of being cryptic.
      >I just don't want to fricking lose the first run
      Terrible mindset. You're just going to crash hard when you inevitably die like a tard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it were possible to get into the "real game" without spending ten fricking hours dicking around first maybe losing 9 hours of work wouldn't be so devastating
        If it's safe to take the orb then I'm taking it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon, getting to the bottom is the real game. Ignore what the autists say.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not, because I could do it before I knew what I was doing. The "real game" is whatever isn't immediately accessible. I need to learn. I have to learn. I can't learn if it's impossible for me to reach the important parts. But I have never reached the important parts before.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. You don't unlock any spells for beating Komi-san meaning reaching the bottom is worthless. If anon has half a brain he'll start exploring the side paths as soon as he's strong enough.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you can beat komisilva nad then go back up later albeit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's plainly obvious you've already collected that orb before. It doesn't look like that on your first encounter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but I don't remember what happened last time I took it, and since I don't remember the run I can only assume I died.
        I took it and something loud happened off to the left but I didn't see any enemy so I'm hoping whatever it is can wait a few hours to buttfrick me from three miles offscreen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pic related is the consequence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so it unlocked Nuke and the tablet is just a reference to how we think of, well, nukes. Now I'm worried what caused the big noise.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drop down into snowy depths
    >a plasma cross falls down from the holy mountain and deletes me in .01 seconds
    how
    HOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some fricker grabs a wand in coal pits
      >gets hit by teleport mage
      >teleports down a level right above you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this goddamned game so much
        how in the nether frick am I expected to defend against that much bullshittery

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's all karmic build up for when you become unkillable and bring the game to a 1 frame per minute stand still as it loads in the level clearing 3 trillion damage spell you just cast 5000 of at once

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the game easier now or i'm hallucinating?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need some help. What can you use Inner Spell for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heal bolts or plasma beams. Your choice.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get explosion immunity
    >get holy hand grenades
    >encounter that mage enemy that copies you
    >there are two of them
    >they proceed to wipe out the entire map
    lol

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I continue to get sidetracked

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bullshit is this happening when you're stood at the spawn point and look up wondering why the frick you're almost dead.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I heal in this fricking game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      healing bolt+anything that will make the spell ricochet into you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get lucky and find a wand with limited healing.
      Get lucky and find the recipe for lively concoction
      Get lucky and find healthium in the wild

      outside of that, the only other option is tricking enemies to heal you. good luck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't take damage then you don't need to heal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to exit holy mountains without triggering the ceiling collapse and minimize getting hit so you can save the hearts for later. There's also a full heal in the Dark Cave west of of the Mines if you're really desperate. Those should be enough until you are able to find a more reliable form of healing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill Ylkalkamesti in the Ancient Laboratory for Greek letter spells which let you cast things indefinitely
      Find Healing Bolt or Circle of Vigour, the first can be on shops/wands and the second can appear in places where spells are spawned/sold. If you want to find a bunch of goods wands go to the Overgrown Cavern under the desert to the right of the period. Tinker with Wands Everywhere recommended
      With Healing Bolt, use spells that make it hit you often and a lot, i.e. Piercing, Boomerang, etc. Use the Greek letter spells to cast indefinitely

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Healing Bolt can be found as a spell in wands as an always cast or a normal spell, in a shop, and from chests. You need to hit yourself with it using something like boomerang, bounce, or by plunging into water shooting it up then swimming up into it.
      Circle of Vigour has more limitations on how it can be found. You can find it as an always cast in wands but I don't think on wands in normal spell slots. It can be found in spell shops and it chests.
      A few of the perks give you small limited heals.. blood money, vampirism, I think eat your vegies gives you a soup item that heals.
      There's the full heal in the dark flooded cave to the left of the mines under the tree.
      Healer Hiisi, mostly found in Hiisi Base can be used to heal yourself. Find two of them, kick them, and stand between them. Find the type of turret that doesn't turn, kick it, soak up heals. Or use pheremone to charm the healer.
      There are a few healing Gourds in a cave in the far left wall high above the lake.
      With Epilogue 2 you can get Touch of Gold? and Touch of Grass. Combining the materials from these two makes healium gas.
      I think that's most of the ways to heal.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So white hole is basically a black hole but better?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get a god run going
    >become unkilliable
    >get bored
    >willingly jump into a pool of polymorph and end the game
    I think the fun is in the struggle. Once you overcome the struggle, it's just kind of boring. I guess I could do the 33 orb run, I know i have to make some kind of super wand to kill the final boss since he has like 100 quadrillion hp or something with all the orbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to kill the boss after getting 33 orbs. You can just kill him first at 0 orbs before you start collecting. There might be another pillar achievement for killing kolmi at 33 orbs though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can just kill him first at 0 orbs before you start collecting.
        You CAN but then you'd be gay.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally have access to good wands and good spells
    >die before returning to holy mountain
    going to cry

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it smells like soil after rain
    thanks i fricking hate it

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to dig upwards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tis true without lying, certain and most true.
      That which is below is like that which is above
      And that which is above is like that which is below
      To do the miracles of one only thing
      And as all things have been and arose
      From one by the mediation of one:
      So all things have their birth
      From this one thing by adaptation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That which is below is like that which is above
        >And that which is above is like that which is below
        so if it's turtles all the way down, does it not also follow that it's turtles all the way up?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exactly

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a simple machine gun wand: chainsaw, double spell and magic arrow
    >put electric charge on it because why not?
    >cause of death: electricity

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the first time in my life a game makes me wish it was more closed. "Exploration" in this game is fricking atrocious. I don't want to go out of the main path and walk 10 minutes to "explore" your dirty ass pyramid for the 100th time. Just make your game fully vertical you Bozo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Point and laugh at the teleportlet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is right though. i thought Ganker hated open world, why does noita get a pass for having huge expanses of nothing

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shooofted water into silver
    think i might've wienered this one up lads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go look at the lake and take a picture of it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too late, already died because i forgot this shifted my flask also so i tried to put out my flaming self with silver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did that once. Fungal shifting is reddit anyway so I never bothered again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once fungal shifted blood into mimicium. Infinite access to any liquid on hand made that run absolutely godly.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    exfrickingcuse me?
    Wand generation?
    What the frick is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well I died terribly
        I can't commit another five hours to making no progress in a game today
        i hate myself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT

          n o i t a d

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How come when I die after a 10 hour run, I hate the stupid game but then a week later I get the itch to try it again?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thats because its _____________________________fun_______________

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just how it goes sometimes.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a cool wand and now I'm afraid I'm going to frick up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks completely safe to me.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see burning ditch of oil
    >pour water on it
    >doesnt explode into a greasey fireball and engulf everything in sight
    SHIT GAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason water is completely useless against fire on objects and I never understood why. Why can't I drop water on a burning chest to actually put the fire out and save it for later? Shit's moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gotta slime everything instead

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >300+ replies
    >not a single "get good"
    So how punishing is this game exactly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      took me about 20 or so hours of play time to get my first win. sometimes youll just die and there's realistically nothing you could have done

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slow and patient is a waste, you're gonna die to a random offscreen nuke anyway
    just bumrush the good levels and don't get emotionally attached to a save in an rng-heavy roguelite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a ~10 game winstreak

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, figured out a nic way to deal with polymorph attacks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, that's actually really smart. Ty for the new knowledge.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got an OP wand and a digging wand
    >make my way up to the bridge boss
    >barely do any damage to him and he one shots me
    What the frick? What absolute horseshit. I backed up my save so I'm just going to try again. If the game won't be fair than neither will I.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I backed up my save so I'm just going to try again. If the game won't be fair than neither will I.
      Genuine skill issue. Not only have you cheated the game, but yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not going to wait 20+ hours just to make a wand this OP again. Frick this game, I don't care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I backed up my save so I'm just going to try again.
      b***h move.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A noita has achieved enlightenment when they realize that they didn't just die to bullshit, random reasons, rather their own insufficient insight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insufficient insight
      hubris

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-hot

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never trust a wand with Homing, Bloodlust, and triple cast Lightning Bolt. ended my 2hr run :/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, thank God you told me that, I would have never guessed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never trust a wand with lighting bolt
      you WILL hit yourself with it eventually

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fighting the new deer boss
    >all damage I do to him gets mirrorred
    >ok, go a bit far away to heal, then go back
    >do a couple times, boss is gone
    Did it despawn because I took too long (time limit?) or because I went to far?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably ran to another part of the map. Also just stand in a pool of ambrosia, same for the new rock boss

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, good to know bosses don't have time limits. Also yeah shoulda used ambrosia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think in the new patch Tapion vasalli bypasses ambrosia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think in the new patch Tapion vasalli bypasses ambrosia

        It does, the deer is an absolute b***h now. I can't even find any guides on how to kill it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just heal after every hit or use cessation to avoid the damage reflect

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You did kill 300 innocent creatures before fighting the deer, bring a live fish to the altar, and drown the Master of Masters in swamp for the pillar cheevos, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you did all those moronic checklists for the most worthless feature in the game, right?
      No. I don't think I will.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit, my run just ended, think gonna call it quits for today. Got killed by the lake boss, after spending 20 minutes trying to prod out strategies to beat it, and just tried something which liquidated me. I do think part of that is the retaliatory tentacle perk I have, it might've caused a loop which basically instakills me if I stay at its center and do 1 kind of damage. So far the only way I can think of doing it is just having stupendous amounts of health, since I threw a lot at it which didn't stick. At least I was dealing some damage, unlike the eye fricker in the ice place. (Do not tell me the strategies how to beat them, I'll figure it out myself)
    Not actually angry, I did a lot of stuff that run, learned a lot of new shit and new tech, so to say the least it was productive.
    Now the thing is how many runs will it take me to get to the point I was here? That's an issue tomorrow me will have to deal with. Good night.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >learned a lot of new shit and new tech
      Good progress then anon. Leviathan is actually one I need to work on myself since they patched out the easy kill. Good luck getting a good run going tomorrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was well into a Godrun with an insta-kill payload wand and was forced to poke the lake homosexual with Holy Lances for a solid 10-20 minutes. Several of the mini-bosses are absolute cancer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesnt killing the lake boss evaporate all water everywhere? What are you gonna do if you need water for later?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you've stacked perks water is worthless.

          [...]
          Man, you clearly saw that I didn't beat him ever, was it that hard to put spoiler tags for how to beat him and what it does when you kill him?

          Go to reddit if you want le spoilers everywhere.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit out of nowhere
            Its common courtesy for vidya which have puzzle elements/your base knowledge matters, just look at a game like void stranger and the blocks of spoilered text its threads had. It's called not being a homosexual.

            You said "good night" though, anon

            Yeah, was preparing to go to sleep but heard the browser go PING with a reply. Still, even if I did go to sleep I would've checked replies in the morning.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't go in threads if you don't want to get spoiled

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesnt killing the lake boss evaporate all water everywhere? What are you gonna do if you need water for later?

        Man, you clearly saw that I didn't beat him ever, was it that hard to put spoiler tags for how to beat him and what it does when you kill him?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You said "good night" though, anon

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I save scum.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys is nullshot + circle of buoyancy supposed to create a circle of weird fungus if you use it underwater
    cause if not i just found a fricking weird bug

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use a save editor as a holy mountain checkpoint systen
    >completely disinterested in the actual combat gameplay
    >stop playing
    Simple as.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chainsaw spell + boomerang spells passive = long range chainsaw for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomerang ups lifetime. It should be obvious but you do have to be careful not to touch a flying chainsaw though

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished breaking the reroll machines and currently am immune to melee, electricity, toxic sludge, explosions, fire, and am healed by projectiles. Soon I'll load up on Stainless Armor and bring the Suns together at spawn to bear witness to my computer fricking melting.
    I know people complain about RNG, but the reality of it is that the better you are at not dying to dumb shit, the more shit you'll stumble upon. A teleport bolt (I prefer the small one) and a basic digging wand (frick ton of spells are useful here) are all you need to get a solid round going. Keep that eye in your inventory to clean up the pink shit and don't pack your teleport wand full of hubris and you too can make the world your personal sandbox.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is purpose built to make dying to dumb shit so incredibly easy. Is there any tip other than "treat every surface and every direction you haven't carpet bombed as if it's made of solid hisii"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You eventually learn where the dangers are and work around them. The only truly awful runs are the ones where you get stuff with vanilla sparkbolt with no mods or triggers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haha... yeah that totally doesn't happen every other run am I right?
          Modifiers and stuff aren't supposed to be turbo-rare?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there are a lot of modifiers you're probably overlooking for damage. things like linear arc or horizontal path add free damage to your attacks when you stick them inside a trigger

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if it adds damage I haven't been overlooking it, my issue is that I get modifiers that add damage in coal pit and spells better than the bare basic ones in snowy depths and then I have to reach the snowy depths holy mountain using an actual built wand that might have small buzzsaw if I'm lucky to actually put them together. What about leading up to that? Do I just have to play peek-a-boo with everything for a full minute?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you could always just back track to the coal pits holy mountain and assemble your wands there. I probably spend most of my time in the first biome looking for a way to bypass collapsing the first holy mountain. you can also carry a back up wand with big damage like magic missile on it to kill the major enemies in coal pits like the large tentacle monsters or the robots and then ditch it when you decide to move on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are really practical ways to keep the first holy mountain intact? Like, you can reasonably find the spells you need to pull off one of those tricks?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                any teleport or any poly potion will get you out
                although return does need a trigger spell

                or you can big dick it with lumis/black holes but i dont recommend it, dealing with steve is annoying before like hiisi base-ish
                sometimes you gotta do it though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are really practical ways to keep the first holy mountain intact? Like, you can reasonably find the spells you need to pull off one of those tricks?

                you can break out of the holy mountain using black holes (or white holes) without angering the gods if you shoot them in a very specific spot. i suppose you could lumi drill or plasma cutter out the same way but that's pretty tedious compared to black holes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >very specific spot
                where

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pic related, link below has a video of it being done, plus more pics and info on other methods

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                (Me) (moron)
                >link below
                https://noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Holy_Mountain#Digging_Around_Collapse_Triggers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you want to shoot the black holes (yellow arrows) so they carve out the blue sections, but if they are too far to the left (the green box) you anger the gods

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dealing with steve is annoying before like hiisi base-ish
                he's really not that bad. With all the wands you find in fungal you should be able to put together something that can kill him between coal mine and snowy depths.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                polymorphine, chaotic polymorphine (much more risky but whatever, it's the start of the run), and unstable teleportatium are all fairly common in the first biome. spells are a little harder to come by in the first biome but the first shop often has either teleport bolt, black hole, or return (works when you combo it with a trigger)

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people unironically enjoy pixelated art styles like this in 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      noita's not the best looking game but it kind of needs to be ugly for the pixel physics to work

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE post more death webm's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NNOE OF THE WEBMS IN THIS THREAD ARE WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently some people don't like noita's soundtrack? i don't know what they're smoking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shits moodie, atmospheric, and sometimes eerie as hell
      very characteristic

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game truly is something else.
    >Get invisibility perk
    >Stainless perk
    >Venture around collecting gold to hearts content
    >Find a invisibility potion
    >Decide to try and shift it with some fungus while invisible
    >Reality shift kicks in... invisibility turns to lava
    >Immediately catch fire and die

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shift lava to ambrosia
    >still end up dying like a moron

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stainless armor/invisibility + repelling cape
    >iron stomache + eat your veggies
    >rat mode
    >shroom mode
    >lukki mode
    what are some other super symbiotic perk combos

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first holy mountain get explosive immunity
    >second one get electric immunity
    >also found a shop with explosion of thunder on the way to the second holy mountain
    I'm just going to blow everything up

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too late for me to keep playing, but I at least managed to avoid collapsing a holy mountain in a way that felt like it was actually my fault rather than the game deciding to bless me with something wildly out of place and perfect for the job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice anon getting some of the methods for that down is big for getting runs going more often.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol frick
    >Get fire immunity
    >Explosion immunity
    >unlimited charges
    >Fricking got nuke wand!!!!
    >Die to fricking acid 5 mins later
    Goddamn I was having the time of my life blowing the frick out of everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully you learned a lesson
      that walls and floors are actually pretty nice and should not be nuked indiscriminately

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The safer and better way to blow stuff up is to use propane tanks plus magical explosion, pretty much any enemy will die to that combo and you don't worry about falling stuff on your head. Of course you also need the gas fire perk so the freezing gas doesn't hurt you too

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone here have the non-crusty version of pic related?

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've just lost the beginnings of another god run to polymorphine.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that wand looks incredibly dangerous

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posting the classic.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you do any of the quests on your own without the wiki? I have 200h right now and have killed a lot of the bosses and discovered a lot of the areas but i still don't know how to even start any quest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one that starts at the watchtower in the desert is definitely doable without the wiki.
      Speaking of, spoilers for that ahead if you haven't already done that questline!
      I just found a mimicium flask in a parallel world and when I killed it, it dropped Sea of Mimicium! Had no idea that could happen.

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