Noita thread?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bump. With what amount of orbs should i kill the final boss if I'm going for a 33 orb run?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      According to the wiki you don't need to kill the final boss you just need to take the sampo with 33orbs to the altar

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he chases you when you get too far.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Just go fast and get over 50 stainless steel and 7 repelling cape

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure this guy is trying to get his first 33 orb victory, not sure how much he knows about the game, tbh.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              yep. just gonna go for a 5 orb kill and collect the other ones afterwards. Not so sure how that works with the parallel worlds though. I went to new game plus my last run but it was kinda boring there.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                hopefully you know that you can only get 33/34 in NG+ onwards (plus you can easily escape kolmi using some musical notes)

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, if he knows enough to know about how to do a 33 orb run he should probably already know about damage negation and getting tons of perks in parallel worlds.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                probably, but for people who don't look stuff up, parallel worlds is pretty obscure knowledge until you are bored enough to fuck around and find out. looks like he already knows, though, so nvm.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      first time with 0 if you want to do it the long and easy way. if you know how to make god wands, it doesn't matter. if you already know how to get all the orbs in a single playthrough you'll only need to kill the boss once, otherwise you'll need to make sure you have a god wand capable of killing him at 33 orbs by the end of at least your third playthrough, though you can do it a few times until it requires you to have 32 orbs to do a new game.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    on an unrelated note, does anyone have the megumin frog webm? also obligatory:

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >does anyone have the megumin frog webm?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      is nobody going to give me the megumin video?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >does anyone have the megumin frog webm?

      is nobody going to give me the megumin video?

      all i am asking for is a simple video. please.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        sorry friend I do not know of what you speak

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          the one where megumin-mod noita gets killed by a large frog after flying over a small hill that obscured the frog.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with oil blud?
      it's also fire immunity isn't it?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        When the video was made oil blood didn't give you fire immunity, it just made you bleed oil

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing on the surface if it since fire immunity is pretty fucking sweet, but suddenly having slippery controls when under fire is more likely to get you clapped eventually than you might think.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        like anon said. now the only issue is that it prevents you from using ambrosia through the cursed rock.
        learned this the very hard way.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone figure out the eyes / cauldren yet?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any other 33 orb chads out there other than me?
    Damn that took a long time for me
    Game is fun as FUCK

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm currently working on one.
      Probably overprepping (have 58 stainless armor and god knows how many extra lives)
      pic is my wands. Trying to get 2 invisible bullet spells so that that omega sawblade wand doesn't lag the game as much

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest challenge for me was avoiding the polymorph stuff, but getting like 10x more love perks saved me twice during the run I got all the orbs on, now I just gotta get the crown and the 34 orb neck somehow...

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I already have the crown. Was super fun doing that questline.
          Currebtly on my run I have 54 more love perks and have survived getting polymorphed 10 times already.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            How many parallel worlds have you visited do you think?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              On my current run: probably around 30 west and 30 east. Using a travel wand makes everything so much faster.
              (My savefile is up at 1.3GB, would probably be way bigger if I didn't use that travel wand)

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                damn man that's cool

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        what in the godDAMN does that last wand do?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's a wand that teleports you to parallel worlds, you need a very specific and elaborate setup for it

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's a wand that teleports me to the exact same pixel one parallel world over.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            how many times have you teleported into the terrain?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Only a few since I mostly teleport on the overworld or in holy mountains.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        how do you fight the urge to not do dumb shit with sawblades

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          he might have enough projectile repulsion to be immune to them.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I try my best until I have enough stainless armour and and projectile slowers to where the sawblades never get to me and then I start doing stupid shit

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          never
          youll also always take glass cannon and have a nice day by accident

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes
            This was my first time taking glass cannon
            Right as I landed, when I was waiting for the bomb to explode, I thought to myself
            "Surely it won't also increase the blast radius- oh fuck"

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              it's impossible to not take glass cannon

              >mfw glass cannon + explosion immunity

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                thought this was a picture of the surface of the sun

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Peanut butter and chocolate.
                Taking glass cannon without explosion immunity is like if the human fucking torch didn't have fire immunity.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            it's impossible to not take glass cannon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm currently working on one.
      Probably overprepping (have 58 stainless armor and god knows how many extra lives)
      pic is my wands. Trying to get 2 invisible bullet spells so that that omega sawblade wand doesn't lag the game as much

      Also managed to get 2 glass cannon perks and then claw my way up to 3600 HP

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >33 orbs
      >Chad
      34 pls

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        How in the everloving fuck am I supposed to get that? can you even put in seeds in this game?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          With mods you can

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >cheating
            yeah I am a chad, you're a bitch

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >asks how to do non vanilla feature
              >bitches about mods

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          it appears with a chance of like 1 in 10k

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Anon...

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              oh

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Uh is that math correct
              I don't that that chance calculation is correct

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          chest drops are rolled based on the xy coordinate
          you need to get a greater chest and use a seed tool to determine what coordinate gives you the orb

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Now that I know that there's a wand that can perfectly teleport you to your exact location in a parallel world, I might go for it.
      Sun quest comes first though.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I immediately stopped playing this shit after completing a 33 orb run
      god what an unfun piece of crap that was

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i gave up
      im never gonna make it

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        at least one of your god runs should end up in a 33 orb run
        you're not one of those that like to fast travel without worrying about poly, are you?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          im too casul
          i beat the game a bunch but even attempting to scratch the meta game or even trying to go to parallel worlds is beyond me

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            You literally just fucking shoot a bunch of black holes in a wall then sprinkle ambrosia on yourself
            Wtf it's not hard

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Digging wand + Ambrosia
            There are more complicated ways of doing it, but that's the most accessible method.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just gonna dump some images

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      why is he so fucking hot bros

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        because he quickscopes your heart

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        girl noita needs to be fit to burst

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          if you say it, draw it.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Never really did figure out what the hell happened in this gif

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      spells to death cross, you can see him change wands

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit you're right
        I only ever looked at the spectacle

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Theres always some crazy wands, most importantly, fuck hiisi

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Love to see me some hiisi genocide

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I swear games like Goldeneye and GMOD pavlov-style trained me to be excited by explosions that freeze the game
            That's how you know it's REALLY powerful

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I always love the long anticipation of throwing a giga nuke with 2 glass cannons

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I've only encountered the nuke spell once. I'm not very good at this game though I usually die before/when I get to Hiisi base, I think I've only got past there twice.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                The game gets super fun when you start learning how to craft amazing wands

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw processor capable of millions of calculations per second just stops for 3 seconds to count how much shit is getting fucked up

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >millions of calculations per second
                That's a pretty shitty computer. Modern CPUs are at 100s of billions per second, and that's just the CPU.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Not my old ass pc 🙁

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like that it's like the drawings on the package of strong mint gum. Very aesthetic gif

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    any wandchads know how to improve this?
    I am already become the fucking sun

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      probably some boomerang shenanigans with ball lightning

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sad that Noita threads always die so quickly.
    just like most of my runs

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i have been collecting a ton of noita footage recently...still havent beat the fucking game but made my first god wand this week

    fucking love noita

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I never get cool shit like this when I do a run. Whenever I do the random seed shit, I end up on a run where it's at a point I've reached before, but your char has a ton of perks and super good wands. WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        lots, i assure you.
        >some spells have to be unlocked via obscure means
        >some spells are vastly changed depending on the order they're put into the wand
        >learning 2 potion being a big deal

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Learning to potion? You mean alchemy?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >hey, check how hard i can pee!

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 300 deaths and zero wins

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >first run I had today contained no luminous drill in the first 3 areas
    >second run I can't find a chainsaw
    One of these seeds I'll have a boon for sure! The first time I booted Noita up since a year of not being able to play it (lost access to a decent computer for a year) and I blasted my way for a win. And big steve isn't all that scary as I thought he'd be.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How would you guys feel about a 3D Noita sequel? Judging by the few examples I found online of 3D falling sand games, i think it might work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DoVjQOpwU

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Please no, this is what risk of rain died for

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        but risk of rain 2 was good, no?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          fuck no ruined everything good about the first game

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I never played 2d RoR. What was ruined?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              people are just mad they have to turn around or use sound design to know what's happening behind them

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing, theyre being dramatic babies

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          no. have you seen a fucking webm of that shit? it's pure eyecancer.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't say it "ruined" everything, but I also wouldn't call it a clean transition. Still a good game.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >bandaid fixes on top of bandaid fixes

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno. I think it would be very hard for a 3d game to capture the same feel of noita, not to mention how resource intensive such a game would be if it had the same depth

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The game would be infinitely more complex if it were 3D. My computer already struggles to run Teardown at times, and 3D Noita would probably make a supercomputer weep. I'd much rather have a direct sequel that just has better physics and much more stuff to do.

      Please mr noita wizard, how do I back up my saves? and how do I load them?

      You go to your user files and find AppDataLocalLowNolla_Games_Noita. There is a folder called save00. You copy that folder, make a backup folder in the same place as the save00 folder, and paste inside that. If you die, just copy the backup and paste it over save00, which would bring your save back.
      That's assuming if you use Windows. I don't know about the Linux method, you gotta find out for yourself if you use Linux.

      How do I deal with wands with long recharge time? I usually throw them away unless I really don't have anything better, but I'm a wandlet and there might be potential I don't see.

      I don't recommend keeping wands with long recharge times unless they have incredibly strong upsides, such as very fast mana recharge. If they do, you can reduce recharge time with spells such as Reduce Recharge Time, Chainsaw and Luminous Drill. Chainsaw is the best because it consumes the least mana to use. Faster Wands perk is also great. It would take a lot of commitment to make a wand with a long recharge time good, but it might be worth it depending on your specific situation.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >You go to your user files and find AppDataLocalLowNolla_Games_Noita. There is a folder called save00. You copy that folder, make a backup folder in the same place as the save00 folder, and paste inside that. If you die, just copy the backup and paste it over save00, which would bring your save back.
        thank you noita
        many thanks

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how the FUCK do i get the big creep into the avarice diamond? by the time i can freely dig and survive anything, and spam healing volleys and an ocean of ambrosia, somehow even shit like homebringer bolts kill him anyways despite never taking any damage boosting perks

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    finally won my first game with a 4x bouncing burst + electric charge + freeze charge spam wand. boss died in under a second, so did the dragon worm. amazing how a starting spell can get so busted with a couple of modifiers and perks

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good job anon! now the real game begins

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yea you "won"
      but now it's time to really WIN
      >t. crownlet, only amulet 🙁

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell am I meant to do with this

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      spray 'n pray

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      update
      I filled it 14 shotgun pellets and 1 fire modifier
      then I picked up a perk that makes my spells have MUCH less spread
      it's now a fucking cannon shot

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >havent played since early access release
    >mfw seeing that fuckhuge perks and spells and list
    holy shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, coming from the beta everything feels so alien to me. Can't even drink entire oceans anymore

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Havent played in a year but kinda getting the itch
    >See thread, decide to reinstall and try it out
    >Make it farthest I've ever been
    >No idea what any of these spells do
    >Put like 5 exploding crystals in a wand
    >Put explosion detonation in the end
    >Instantly kill myself
    man, fuck

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    god fucking DAMN IT
    I keep fucking dying after getting the cool spells/wands
    is there no mod that makes it so you can save and reload a run after you die

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only real way of saving is manually backing up your save files.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        but thats cheating... speaking of do you fucks use noitool?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. Don't like cheating.

          Please mr noita wizard, how do I back up my saves? and how do I load them?

          You can find guides on how to do it online.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Please mr noita wizard, how do I back up my saves? and how do I load them?

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    remove hisii

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love going back to old holy mountains and finding all the spells I threw away

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how long it takes for certain people to learn that the best way to check out a new wand isn't to immediately pull the trigger.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Besides the perk that heals you for doing so?

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I deal with wands with long recharge time? I usually throw them away unless I really don't have anything better, but I'm a wandlet and there might be potential I don't see.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Long recharge time does suck, so I have nothing to add

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Usually it's just better to get a different wand but if you really need to use it try to put spells that lower the recharge time or add a wand refresher to instantly recharge it

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Noita is a cute witch Y/N?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Y

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Y when im horny, N when im not

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as "minä" means witch the answer would be yes

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >minä
        >witch
        It means "me" you stupid fucking idiot

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ya, noita means witch. it's a simple mistake, but anon should have known.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ya, noita means witch. it's a simple mistake, but anon should have known.

          fuck.
          I guess I need to practice my finnish some more.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Now you have to play noita until you master finnish

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    havent played since I accidentally dropped my circle of vigor into the fucking lake when going into parallel worlds and salty toxic-golded the world
    gonna go for a new run, wish me luck noita-anons

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fire immunity and fireball orbit + triplicate bolt has carried me to jungle and now I found melee immunity, should I go for the dragon? I dont even remember if it has any other lethal attacks

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        If I remember right Soumauhauki only has melee, fire, and projectile, so you should be fine.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          whew, some clutch teleport dodging but made it with my shitty wand
          aaaand the wand is pretty garbage with no relevant spells in it

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Rip.
            Atleast you got the satisfaction of killing the boss

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I have 100 hp and shield im fine
      >just gonna blow this tank so I dont accidentally do it late-

      welp
      got surprisingly far considering I had basically the same wand from coal pits to vault, fireball orbit is amazing

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >last perk left
    >cannot ever reach it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried searching for the perks that let you see maps and lunar activity, and maybe one other but i don't remember what it was.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        its the one between item radar and spatial awareness

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          isn't that just moon radar?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Hint for that one: try looking below the desert

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I never get powerful enough to ever reach that place.
            been playing for almost 200h

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              But if you have spatial awareness that means you've been in the power plant which is lower than the area where you find moon radar

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >last perk left
      >will not ever take it

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got any good tips for killing the lake boss?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Use the Weak to Projectile curse spell.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bump
    I don't want to let go of this thread

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      post your most retarded death then

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have it saved but I once got a wand with a propane flask and quantum split, shot it, instantly blew up and I died.
        this was on a good run after I had already gone to a couple of parallel worlds

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Noita threads are always comfy
      a shame they are so rare nowadays

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Unless I missed some threads the last 3 Noita threads have all been started by me.

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any more hidden lore shit pop up since the 1.0 release?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      a dev said that the eye messages do actually have a meaning behind them
      although at this point it seems like figuring it out is beyond most everybody

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Oh right, these things.

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i think this guy uses one of your wands from a past run.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        he does
        cuz he's you

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        yup
        sometimes i get meta'd by the ghost showing up with a fireball orbit + triplicate shot wand

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    posting my own funniest death to date

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >make it all the way to Temple of Arts
    >still no Teleport Bolt
    Well fuck me. I'd love to go explore a bit but fuck walking.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      just make a wand with 0 cast delay/recharge and put some low cost projectile with recoil on it and propel yourself toward adventures

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know if theres a way to make the inventory showup on instant replay

  44. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you even make a wand like this

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      there's probably tons of guides you can read
      or if you're a tarded zoomer, watch

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      looks like Piercing + Homing and maybe Spells to Power and hes probably stacking a bunch of those perks that triple your damage when your HP is below 25%
      Spells to Power in general is the most broken shit that makes a Spark Bolt 1-shot bosses

  45. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    so i friend told me beating a true run takes like 10 hours, is that true

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >true run
      What does that mean.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you mean by "true" run
      33 orbs? new game+33? 34 orbs? what? all bosses? many things are possible

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >true run
        What does that mean.

        apparently its like going back to the surface thru some teleporter bs multiple times to beat all bosses?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          The tower? that's baby shit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, once you become pseudo immortal theres a lot of stuff to do especially if you dont 100% know what you are doing

  46. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here ever done a 34 orb run. seems like actual hell.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      no, I finally did 33 orbs a while ago and it burnt me out for long runs for a while

  47. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >at the final holy mountain
    >great perks, got fire, melee, poison, and explosion immunity
    >got a healing bolt
    >NO greek spells to use it with
    >NO digging spells to get back up the map
    >dig through the cursed rock with fucking bubbles
    >chipped away looking for any wands I missed in the previous area to save my run
    I fucking love this game

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Love stupid shit like that.
      I once had to use triggers and giga black holes to get to parallel worlds because there was not a single fucking normal black hole in the entire original world.

  48. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Op here
    I have to fuck off for a couple of hours. Please try to keep the thread alive.

  49. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've played this game hundreds of times and have never beaten the game, the furthest I've ever gotten is the Underground Jungle. Never played with mods

  50. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rip thread I guess 🙁
    Was fun while it lasted

  51. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I should go back to try more end game stuff.

  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally tele into a portal in parallel world ~20
    >instead of sending me back it wonks out for a sec then deletes a huge chunk of holy mountain and repeatedly duplicates entities/wands when they appear onscreen for about 30 seconds
    Webm related. What the fuck happened here? I was using a super fast wand with a distant-cast nolla teleport spell. Maybe it casted on the same frame I touched the portal and the game didn't like that?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      anon, i don't know, but i think you just figured out how to get infinite sampos

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >See a cool mod
    >Not compatible with the current release
    I just wanted to be a worm...

  54. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >60 hours in this game
    >came nowhere close to beating it yet
    Well at least I'm having fun, I think

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The great thing about Noita is that you can enjoy it as a side-scrolling shooter while kicking minecarts or take the time to find cryptic bullshit.

  55. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to go exploring all the optional shit
    >Never get a decent digging wand fucking ever

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you killed the alchemist right?

  56. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    ive been meandering on a save that i did like 3 ng+ when i originally wanted to go for the amulet.
    also, does anyone use analog flying? never see it mentioned.

  57. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Need more EXPLOSIONS

  58. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >pick always cast perk
    >homing
    feels good

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >it boomerangs back and destroys half my life in one hit
      NOITA'D

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck are you supposed to do against those seemingly invulnerable sawtooth spiders?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they're vulnerable to freeze, slice, melee
      or if you have weakening curses you can make them vulnerable

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nolla games would make a fuckton of money if they made a "lite" version for phones

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Noita would crash most phones

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ye they would have to make a lite version with less memory and CPU intensive content
        I have a spare shitbox PC that is worse than modern phones but can run Noita just fine if I don't attempt to nuke the entire world

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >mobile
          Kys retard

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a one-click automated save and load
    https://modworkshop.net/mod/34769

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  63. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ocean of water
    >breathless
    >unlimited spells
    hope you cave monsters can swim :^)

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      hope ya got electric immunity

  64. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  65. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What use is earthquake when you're just going to be buried in it?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      earthquake is really not useful at all

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Very situational digging tool when you lack better options

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it makes things easier to dig, can be used as digging, and can be pretty destructive against most enemies.
      but very dangerous, and not generally very useful.

  66. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Get invisibility
    >Go into overgrown cavern
    >Pick up a powerful wand
    >Suddenly some blue mushroom mobs decide they want to be on fire and also that they want to jump directly into acid mushrooms
    >Acid rains down upon me
    >Die

  67. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why this game is so shit?
    NOIThat i care lol!

  68. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  69. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

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