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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >massive bacon teaches TYPING

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her second form is insane, she shouldn't be able to type accurately with such large fingers but somehow...

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hunts and pecks his racial epithets

      You really do need her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -ice to meet you, Mavis

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >425 lessons on typing
    wtf?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you say that until the stench from below her hairdo reaches your nostrils

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally came into this thread to post this. Congrats.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Greatly autistic minds think alike

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is she balck?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use two fingers to type and I press down hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a guy like that at one of my previous jobs. Watching him type made me worried he would break the keyboard. Him being a massive mountain of muscle didn't help.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see, one of us then until I realized using five fingers to type on the left plus three on the right is just enough. Pro Gamer moments.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      kek

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >early 3d kino
    >natural difficulty curve
    >in depth tutorials
    >high difficulty, highly rewarding gameplay
    >side activities that support the main experience
    oh shit it's goated

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the sequel more, Mavis Beacon Teaches Sniping.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mavis Beacon is cool but she's no Icarus Proudbottom

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >final boss of Pokemon Typing Adventure
    >have to be a literal fricking stenographer to even stand a 1% chance
    >even with cheats (autocorrect), slowdowns, and text preview, she STILL fricking bodies me
    >b***h practically copypastes with how fricking fast the text appears
    >just give up after 25+ tries, fingers getting numb from this hell
    HOW IN THE FRICK IS ANYONE LET ALONE A CHILD SUPPOSED TO BEAT HER?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you see Mavis, tell her I'd like to learn typing.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hiw coiuld yuou tell?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is this woke trash?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mavis Beacon has probably been around well before you were even born

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this an age-check?
        You know that's The Chief, who sadly died.
        And there is no actual Mavis Beacon.
        Just passing by, not that guy, obviously.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know that's the Chief, aka Lynne Thigpen. The woman whose likeness they used for Mavis is some Haitian woman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's not real, if she was still around it'd be an aunt jemima situation

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit down and listen to a black woman type.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing is woke.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mavis beacon typing(win 98)
    >the lost mind of dr brain
    >zoombinis
    >any jumpstart game
    Yep! It's educational kino time!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet none of you can solve 3rd grade math and science.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this still a program they teach you with? I'm 34 and I remember using this back in like elementary school.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typing isn't taught anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's strange, it's not like typing isn't still a relevant skill.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Schools don't do that shit anymore since they don't have the time and they expect the kids to find out by themselves, that goes for computer skills in general. If you thought gen A was bad with computers just wait a few years.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, I feel that... I work in IT and we try to hire young people to give them a foot in the door into the world of IT. It's shocking and scary how little some of them know, despite growing up in a world of computers. I've seen kids who don't understand what the command line even is, or how to navigate the computer file system. I hate to sound like a boomer, but I blame those damn phones.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It absolutely is because of phones. But they somehow know slightly more about computers than their parents who have issues installing apps from Google Play so they think they have anough computer skills. It's going to be real bad before it gets better again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its also because schools stopped teaching computer skills because "they're all around technology all the time" AND they mostly use Chromebooks and not windows PCs anymore. So even their school computers are basically just giant phones they use to access Google Docs/Slides

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It gets worse, fellow IT bro. Kids don't even know their own SSN. Did a password reset for a nursing student the other day and we require SSN verification for security. Kid literally had to call her mom to get her SSN.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't you required by law to always have a legal ID on you? At least that's the case here, you get fined like 40 euro if you can't show it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No but you need a driver's licence on you to drive and public transportation sucks so most people have an ID on them.
                IDs also don't have your social security number on them since you'd be fricked if the wrong person saw it. It's something you just have to memorize.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here we just have our national ID number and that's it, I thought that was the equivalent of a SSD but apparently not since ours is on literally every identification card.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the US has an strong allergy to the idea that random glowies can approach you on the streets and say "papers, please?"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a shame. It's because of those typing classes that I don't even have to look at my keyboard to type.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >work in university
            >students have to do a presentation
            >ok, plug your computer into the projector with an hdmi cable
            >student proceeds to try to put ethernet cable into hdmi slot, vga into hdmi etc.
            it really is that bad anon

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know, I teach math and I never thought I'd see the day when a 16 year old's mind melts trying to do long division.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair I haven't done long division in probably 15 years now. I absolutely do not remember how, because the only division I ever need to use involves modulo operators while programming

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but if I asked you that if I had a triangle had two angles of 45 degrees what the last angle would be you'd know without thinking for more than a few seconds. I was taught that shit when I was 13.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            those tiny Black folk are raised on tablets which are made so even a 3rd world somalian moron can use one with minimal knowledge. kids these days probably have no idea how to navigate through folders in explorer.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's right
    I'm not sure I've ever used a typing software even. Maybe that's why my maximum typing speed is like 80wpm

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the Evangelion one

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Typing games thread?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oof, was he canceld for this fopa?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Um, it's Pawpaw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not seeing any ending credits screens. I'm taking away your gamer privileges.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lesson 425 is brutal, she gives you a prompt and starts deleting your system files, if you fail to finish in time your computer bricks.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your WPM?
    Do kids today even type?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      around 105 WPM since I make a lotta typos, I know if I go ultra tryhard on a typeracer game I can reach 145.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main character gets an updated redesign

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this was released today people would call it woke. Sad how much the leftists have poisoned the well.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >negress can type
    unrealistic woke bullshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shut your b***h ass up. Mavis is ourgirl and not to be trifled with.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure she used to be an old white woman back when I was in elementary school

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the swimming level in Mario Teaches Typing.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these homies didn't learn to type from typing of the dead
    NGMI

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen, how do we reinvigorate the typing genre?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get reprimanded for not typing correctly despite typing faster than the class and even the teacher. Pinky is exclusively for tab, shift, caps lock and shit, thumb for spacebar, giving me 3 fingers per hand to actually type with.
    >but youd type faster if you used homerow and all that shit
    boomer form for boomers who cant improvise

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