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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sc**t is useful in easy-to-unappreciate ways, such as lighting up a huge-ass room and snatching all the wall goodies without wasting your driller's fuel
    Too bad they never do these things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. They can also pick up fallen team mates easily from hard to reach places.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can do that too with fat boy. In fact that's how I rez drooler scouts that got raped while mining

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't play support scout by zipping around lighting up rooms, clearing/marking high priority enemies, gathering resources and healing

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lights up the cave
    >Mines high-up minerals
    >Flash freezes a mactera swarm
    >Revives you
    >Does good single target damage
    >Finds the cave leeches before you
    You are welcome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lights up the cave
      you never use the flare gun
      >Mines high-up minerals
      only if a engi makes a platform and you won't even ping the deposit to show him
      >Flash freezes a mactera swarm
      you carry the IFG
      >Revives you
      if you bother, it's in a mob of critters and you also die
      >Does good single target damage
      you don't use the m1000
      >Finds the cave leeches before you
      by getting snagged

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and you won't even ping the deposit to show him
        More like the engie platformed every resource deposit in the cave minutes ago and has been pinging them, but you're busy mining the minerals the gunner's already on

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you
        >you
        >you
        >you
        >you
        ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you never use the flare gun
        Flare gun is for scout. Not for you. You have your own supply of flares. Scout is supposed to fire a few flares into a new cave and check for cave leeches and other threats. Then scout starts mining. Scout should only fire more flares when HE is looking for more minerals to mine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but
        >you never use the flare gun
        Yes I do
        >only if a engi makes a platform and you won't even ping the deposit to show him
        using the m1000 with the hover overlock I can hit it and hover until my grapple is ready again, no engi needed
        >you carry the IFG
        I do, for single target dps
        >if you bother, it's in a mob of critters and you also die
        Field medic insta revive in a do or die scenario
        >you don't use the m1000
        I do, with hover overclock
        >by getting snagged
        Nah, but if Scout is as useless as you say isn't protecting another member of the team by taking it for them still valuable?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fellow hoverchad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is they never actually do any of those things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even the worst scout is good at finding cave leeches.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only immortal class if played right
    >lighting
    >best miner
    >pheromones bolts negate waves on haz 4/5
    He was pretty meh but these days I appreciate a good scout more than a double up. If anything I feel gunner is now falling behind in utility in comparison to everyone else.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With the right scout loadouts you can push respectable kill counts while also grabbing hard to reach minerals and providing light, it doesn't happen often because this class has a higher skill floor than the others

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will come crawling back asking for forgiveness when you hit that one complexity 3 cave, you always do.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another deeprock shill thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im going to talk about video games on Ganker and you cant stop me /misc/tard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weird how you never see these asshurt comments in Genshin threads, which almost always start with sales numbers and links to [new fapbait character] videos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because they're the ones spamming "shill thread shill thread" in every other vidya thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice one, go make another cybertroony thread now

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can take out a banner ad if you'd like to advertise.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying its not engineers who don't put turrets or platforms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was me with turrets until i started running with quick deploy. never felt like i had time while on the move

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Magic powder is the only reason I play this character. Am already maxed out and not even 250 lvl.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer>Driller>Gunner>Bosco>Scout
    This is indisputable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would argue engineer = driller but otherwise I agree

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scout just oozes to homosexuals who have main-character syndrome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a normal person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a npc

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It really sucks that they made the worst class look the best and most dwarfy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Engi won't place platforms
    >plink the fricker with my Zhukovs over and over until he learns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >needing platforms to mine
      bro your powerattack?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't feel like it. Make me a platform.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bro your special powder?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. That's reserved for dodging

            fricking with the engi is all fun and games until you see a nagasaki special on a direct collision course with your skull

            after strategically placing myself near materials to force the Engi to mine for me with the explosion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I won't and also I can't because I also play scout
          maybe I can grapple below the vein and be the platform though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't feel like it. Make me a platform.

            i can power attack to wall just fine when not big ping but not doing platforms on principle is just the most rarded thing ever, it just disconsiders so many possibilities
            >what if power attack on cooldown
            >what if the wall is a bit slanted towards you
            >what if the scout is struggling with lag
            It takes zero effort to throw a plat, just do it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >what if power attack on cooldown
              >what if the wall is a bit slanted towards you
              >what if the scout is struggling with lag
              skill issues. only the host doesn't have lag

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hover boots moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fellow sc**t does a bad grapple and will fall to his death without help
            >stand underneath him and ping so he aims for me and bounces off harmlessly
            I got you, bro.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              misses you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking with the engi is all fun and games until you see a nagasaki special on a direct collision course with your skull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plink the scout back with a nuke until he learns to say "please"

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sc**t
    >barely useful
    thats just kind of entirely wrong unless you're a dumb shitter

    >if you play hazard 5 then the game is easy enough to the point that scout can unironically get more kills than the average pub player, some of his utilities are a godsend, it doesn't matter because everyone, him included, got powercreeped to hell and you can handle half the swarm easily with pierce m1k, so ultimately it doesn't matter that he has less killing power
    >if you try to play coordinated teams, which is not necessary, scout is very helpful
    >if you try to play modded hazard autism because the characters got powercreeped too hard, scout is a godsend in every way, combat included
    If anything scout might be the worst for hardcarrying a team on h5 in many situations, but i dont think hardcarrying shitters is exactly a great metric for the relevance of characters. The '' scout has nothing to offer in combat '' meme completely died the moment they buffed the ever living frick out of the m1000 and made it able to potentially compete with the lead storm, and it ultimately doesn't matter in h5 because literally everyone is overpowered as frick and you might as well be trying to actively killsteal and inflate your killcounts as a detriment to your chances of winning, purely because its fun and to brag your e-peen (i am guilty of doing that, i'm not shitting on anyone for it, its fun. And yes you can easily come out on top as scout if you play pubs)

    If you make a big deal out of other people's classes and loadouts, you're probably a shitter yourself.
    If you struggle almost singlehandedly hardcarrying on most (of course not all) hazard 5 missions and think teammates are frequently a detriment, you're just bad, and if you do the above, your build is probably also shit regardless of how much of a screeching tard you are about muh meta

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    breh scouts freeze nades win missions I’m a great scout been playing since EA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IFG is also amazing
      Remember when pheromones used to be ridiculously overpowered?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily there are several remedies for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >engi has Fat Boy
      >driller has C4
      Brothers in sc**t nuking.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is useless when no one can see where to shoot especially on haz5 missions
    >he actively avoids haz5 missions
    lmao

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in theory it's a good class but yeah all noobs play scout and a bad scout is way more noticeable than a bad driller/gunner/engi
    Most of the time I play driller with EPC mining, so these homosexuals only have to use their flare gun, but they don't. And they LOVE to die at the other side of the map.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    scouts the only fun class for me. Glad I only play solo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might find other classes fun if you played the game properly (with other people). Bosco is a poor replacement.

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