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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should have done an actual crossover like Mario vs. Kratos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nvm I'm moronic

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the emo Rabbid design. Simple as.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They went heavy handed on the Rabbids this time. All the OCs are Rabbids and they have Rabbid Rosalina as a playable character but not real Rosalina. They got rid of the stupid aftershave on the OC Rabbids but not the ones based off the Mario cast and I hate the Rabbid Lumas.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated? the first one was great.
    the ubisoft milan guys are the only good devs left at ubi

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the game is pretty good and who knows what ubisoft were expecting. maybe the morons at ubisoft were expecting 5 million at launch which is stupid given the genre of the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Their expectations were probably too high. Just because the first Mario & Rabbids game turned out to be good doesn't mean people are suddenly climbing over themselves for the next one.

      Honestly it looks pretty good, I look forward to buying the gold edition with all the dlc when it goes on sale for $15 in a few months.

      The first game people went in expecting Nintendo evergreen pricing. Mario games don't normally crater in price. Seeing it go on sale for so low prompted people to wait for the same to happen for the sequel.

      This too. I got the first one on a big sale with all the DLC for like $15 and was pleasantly surprised with the game and happy with what I paid for it. I wouldn't have paid full price though so I decided to just do the same thing with this and wait.

      >Rabbids
      I'm surprised Nintendo lets Mario near those things.

      Oddly the Rabbids worked well with Mario. I actually didn't hate them

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if it's not first party then it's shovelware
    this is your brain on nintendium

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're fricking trash and so are you. Stop playing video games and have a nice day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So if you don't play video games why are you here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I play Runescape. The final game before I rope myself. It is the only game. All other games are useless trash and have always been. You are a useless fricking scumoid frick that I would like to see dead. You keep waiting on the next "great" game to come out when it was dead about 15 years ago if not more. I have nothing but disdain for you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post yourself roping yourself homosexual. Runescape has been shit for years moron, you probably just PvM anyway.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You probably just play shitty games. I despise you. I want you to be killed by firing squad and I do not wish to ever hear your opinions ever again. I want you to be dead. If I could personally do it myself, I would. I fricking hate you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I play Runescape.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Video games suck. The last time they were relevant was when they were created for the Messiah. You play them because you think they're a part of your life. They're not. They're all made by God for the Messiah through the Messiah's imagination. You play this shit and sit on the sidelines, and for that I fricking despise you.

                >For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Talk about roping yourself then talking about how video games are for someone that played with hoops and sticks? Enjoy the rope around your neck, but at least post a video bro.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shut your fricking mouth. You are trash and should not be allowed to talk on the internet.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Buddy, you need to go outside. Take some vitamin D and have a glass of water. No judgement, jokes or exaggeration.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You humans are scum and believe anything you're told. I fricking despise you. I want you to be killed. I hate not only you, but also your offspring.

          You probably just play shitty games. I despise you. I want you to be killed by firing squad and I do not wish to ever hear your opinions ever again. I want you to be dead. If I could personally do it myself, I would. I fricking hate you.

          Video games suck. The last time they were relevant was when they were created for the Messiah. You play them because you think they're a part of your life. They're not. They're all made by God for the Messiah through the Messiah's imagination. You play this shit and sit on the sidelines, and for that I fricking despise you.

          >For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:

          Shut your fricking mouth. You are trash and should not be allowed to talk on the internet.

          You messed up your schizolarp when you forgot to turn on your filename randomizer before posting pictures with imgur filenames.
          Give up.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm surprised rabbids have gotten as many games as they have tbh

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rabbids
    I'm surprised Nintendo lets Mario near those things.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO WTF ISN'T ANYONE
    High IQ move.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OP used wtf as "why the frick".

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually cares about the gameplay, they just bought it for the novelty of Mario with Rabbids. One game was more than enough for people to get their fill of that.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pushed players to bigger brands
    Bigger than Mario?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good game, for a few hours. Then it become boring and samey. I also didn't like the level design further on and just finished the game because I had to.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >release tons of shovelware garbage with predatory marketing and dlcs
    >get surprised when people stop buying your games
    really

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it looks pretty good, I look forward to buying the gold edition with all the dlc when it goes on sale for $15 in a few months.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bigger brands
    Ubisoft might be run by the actual dumbest fricking Black folk in the entire entertainment industry. Bigger brands than what, fricking MARIO? THE CHARACTER MORE RECOGNIZABLE THAN JESUS CHRIST?
    I guess they cancelled all their games so they can double triple focus on that star wars game. Brand recognition is literally all they care about, hence the pretentious and embarrassing "Ubisoft Original" tagline.
    Yves should be beaten to death in the streets because he is such a subhuman fricking moron embarrassment.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring was a trash title. It was a useless garbage heap of shit. I hate that fricking game. I only hate humans more than I hate that fricking game.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the same thing that happened with Rayman Legends? Origins came out, had a small budget, was a surprise success, and so Ubisoft goes all in on the sequel and it ends up "underperforming". I'm thinking it's less the game and more their own fault

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      both rayman games sold like shit. also wasn't origins the more expensive game out of the two because they also had to make the engine for that one, while for legends they reused a lot of assets and engine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least Origins was profitable, and didn't have crazy expectations to begin with. It was a smaller effort by Ancel whereas Legends clearly had much more backing judging by the production quality. Also, I think most assets for Legends were new, since the art is noticeably more detailed

        https://web.archive.org/web/20120621043919/http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/15/rayman-origins-is-actually-profitable-for-ubisoft/

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The first game people went in expecting Nintendo evergreen pricing. Mario games don't normally crater in price. Seeing it go on sale for so low prompted people to wait for the same to happen for the sequel.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well you bought the first one

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably had a moronic expectation
    but Im not surprised if it did worse than the first
    its not a gimmick you can pull out twice, its neat but not super fun

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You humans are scum and believe anything you're told. I fricking despise you. I want you to be killed. I hate not only you, but also your offspring.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Victoriachads we won

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No playable Rosalina no buy. Simple as.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >worse game
    >first games success came from lack of games early on the switch

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy the first one out of curiousity
    >No idea what to expect.
    >Is pretty good
    They over-saturated the market with only 2 games.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everyone is waiting for it to go down to 9.99 like all ubiturd games.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everyone who bought the first game probably hit puperty

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario games?

    Trash and always was trash.

    COD?

    Trash and always was trash.

    But there's a moment where you wake up and realize that all those games the government sold you to kill people actually have merit, and you kill the Air Force and entire U.S. military who funded these games like Counter Strike.

    I hate these fricking games.

    You just got God'd.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Protip: Don't try to make grandiose posts when you're a midwit or they'll look like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yikes

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      did you photoshop yourself on ww2 pic?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly double the roster
    >still only allowed to use 3 at a time
    >level cap doesn't fill the entire talent tree
    >secret talent tree is near worthless + it require the same points you use for your regular talent tree
    >vacuum spark is too strong (crazy range + goes through walls) paired with rabbid mario
    >jump pads do not use up ground movement points at all so you can basically travel the entire combat arena in 1 turn on Mario
    >bucket head goombas moronic gimmick to kill them

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >People want Rayman games
    >Did you say you wanted Rabbids games?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more surprised for the lack of good Rabbid porn

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't buy it because I know it's going to be discounted with the dlc sometime next year.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The simple explanation: this game wasn't carried by the positive press of some gay devloper having a little cry because he finally got to make a nintendie game. Apart from that it's no more than an OK to decent XCOM clone featuring shitty Rabbids.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=187
    If the whole game was as interesting as the intro was then people would have sold the game itself from good word of mouth. The game falls of a cliff after the intro and nothing exciting happens for the rest of the game add that the sparks felt like some shitty elemental gimmick you would see in a licensed tv show video game. The game just gets boring, you fight shit over and over again with little variety. Lots of great ideas, but horrible execution as expected from non jap developers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen this post before and still struggle to see how the prologue is different from the rest of the game apart from the battlefield being on a flying thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i don't agree with the overall point of that anon, but what he's trying to say is that the game's plot starts off promising in the intro, with many opportunities for the main characters to interact and talk with each other. Luigi and Peach even get text boxes in this segment. But after the intro, shortly after reaching the first world, the story crawls to an halt, and from this point on Beep-o and JEANIE become the mouth of the team. The Rabbids will say something every now and then, but the two robots will take any single opportunity to ask questions to npcs or interact with the world they're exploring instead of letting Mario and friends do it. The story will ramp up again every now and then, but only when you meet a new playable character or a Spark Hunter, then back to the mute heroes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The video is timestamped to show what happens after the protags stop really speaking so that's probably not what he meant
          I agree with everything you said though, it's one of my biggest problems with the game
          The cutscenes/animations being so good at showing the characters only made me want them to talk more

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The cutscenes/animations being so good at showing the characters only made me want them to talk more
            The one where they drop off the spaceship to reach Barrendale Mesa is still my favorite.
            >I agree with everything you said though, it's one of my biggest problems with the game
            They shouldn't have given BEEP-O full voice acting, and most certainly they shouldn't have given him so much screentime compared to the other characters. It made sense in Kingdom Battle, but not now

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed x2, beepo being the dominant talker was a big mistake, the party members having their own comments on the warden backstory pictures alone would improve a lot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                exactly. Each Warden's backstory could have even resonated differently for each character.
                Rabbid Mario would've absolutely emphatize with Augie's feel of mediocrity, Rabbid Peach definetly knew who Bea was terminally online as she is, and Edge could have been a little jelaous of the bond between Captain Orion and Rabbid Rosalina

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The anon who talked for me had the right idea, but im also taking about event wise, the game is boring. The only time the game does something interesting like this is in the elevator phase of roots of corruption and wiggler. The game and games in general should give you exciting events. Another Mario RPG on switch, the paper one gives you constant new events that are exciting. Why not use all of that Rabbid lore shit and just make those actual characters you can use to craft events for the group instead of the game being filled with shitty boss fights like those eyeball things and fighting cliffs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          now that you mention it, i don't believe for a second they did not have any idea for a mission on top of your spaceship where you have to defend it from the Darkmess Manta Ray while you're travelling to a new world. It's true that the other Spark Hunters also disappear very abruplty from the plot, but the Manta is the worst one in this regard. They had to be planning something more with it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True, even if gameplay-wise I didn't find it that less interesting as the last game there should be cool big moments there
          The wiggler mission was basically the eyeball missions but they move but it's a start I suppose
          I could imagine something like daphne's boss fight involving her plant powers going haywire and them becoming hazards and/or things you have to cross through, and if Bea is a singer then well she should sing something at some point
          huh the manta could've been the terra flora boss thinking about it

          now that you mention it, i don't believe for a second they did not have any idea for a mission on top of your spaceship where you have to defend it from the Darkmess Manta Ray while you're travelling to a new world. It's true that the other Spark Hunters also disappear very abruplty from the plot, but the Manta is the worst one in this regard. They had to be planning something more with it.

          It very much feels like there are things they had to cut one way or another, ending being the most obvious thing, not even any 'after the game' images made in the style of the warden backstory pictures

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not low effort and it's by definition not shovelware.

    And neither are the reason people aren't buying it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shave your neck.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try to inject super successful IP with a completely awful IP that nobody cares about
    >namedrop the awful IP in the title
    >WTF why doesnt want our game???
    Honestly this is good for nintendo, these games were diluting mario's brand.
    If nintendo wanted to make a mario strategy game they have a ton of popular mario characters taht they could use without resorting to ubisoft's half assed D tier IP.
    Seriously if you ever talk to children who like video games they can name ever mario enemy. There are kids obsessed with shy guys and bullet bills. Ive never met a kid who gave a single shit about rabbids or could even remember their name.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is good but let's be honest, this fall was packed with release that are more appealling than fricking rabbids.
    I bought it because i live off neetbux in semiluxury but i'm only at the iceworld and i don't know when i'll i'll come back to it
    which is a huge mistake cause my second point is ubisoft game goes on sale very quixk and devalue like mofo and i'm sure most people arte aware of that.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s nowhere near shovelware, moron. You don’t even know what it means, kid. There’s a lot of improvements, but some downgrades as well. I think the original is better.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can't charge full price for a game that's always been £20 for 99% of it's player base

    They set this expectation by putting the original on sale 24/7

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea it existed, while the first one was heavily shilled

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the big eyes, the incredibly moe proportions of her bone structure, her symmetry makes her a literal perfect looking human woman

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario + Rabbids 1 was released in 29 August 2017

    >wait to release a sequel 5 years later in 2022

    This game failed due to that simple reason alone. Its a game with kids as a primary target demographic. Kids have a incredibly narrow window before they age out of their demographic and start actively disliking "kiddie" things.

    That means for the vast majority of its target audience it can't rely on any of the goodwill from the first game and basically has to market itself like a new ip with the baggage of a sequel (lots of people are wary about picking up a game if they haven't played the first.)

    They needed to release this by 2020 at the latest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also the Switch is a fricking dead platform, its like late stage Wii.

      All the normies are moving on because even a phone out-powers the Switch and its not trendy to have anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both games panders a lot to long time Mario fans. This is nonsense. The game was simply over forecasted in sales based on the success of the first one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate that adults like kiddy things like Mario, but generally they are overserviced as a demographic and they prefer cute things from their childhood (Animal Crossing, Pokemon), which Rabbids, equal billing to Mario, are generally not part of.

        Kids focused games just do pretty terribly outside of Nintendo.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You take one good look at a rabbid and you tell me why this gay ass garbage didn’t sell
    Even for Nintendo standards this is pretty fricking low

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody likes the rabbids, people just tolerated them because a Mario xcom still sounded good, but most people won't tolerate them enough for a sequel

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rabbids? More like rabbis.
    Souless western developers painted Minions white and said "uhh yeah there's probably a market for this" and then set their sybian machine to maximum overdrive spraying feces all over their Californian home.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the minions copied the rabbids. Get your facts straight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Souless western developers painted Minions white
      Outed as underage. Rabbids came out before minions.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    M+R 1 was a great game, but I know the second one would be on sale instantly and I wasn't wrong. I expect lots of others where in the same boat as me and it'll do well post release with discounts.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate the rabbids. when will those c**ts drop that cringe shit.

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