NOOOOOOOOOOOO. CHARMANDER!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHARMANDER!!!!!!!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell trhis is some fetish thing

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking charmander instead of letting it grow into charizard and therefore get more meat

    What a mess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mega-evolve it to get different flavour meat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the video, they just blend and juice the tail meat to make 'fire in the pants aphrodisiac', while the other two starters get made into food dishes.

      This just "feels" Chinese, you know what I mean? They always love making this kind of shitty content.

      I didn't even think it was chinkshit until I saw the aphrodisiac, then I KNEW it was parodying Chinese homeopathy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAA NOT THE BULBASAURINO TOO!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to hang your ivysaur to dry for a few hours before cooking it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bullying an online kid with suicide memes
        you are indeed, underage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          grow a pair, zoomie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shut the hell up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            grow a pair, zoomie

            sorry I'm not an edgy child to enjoy suicide memes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              edgy children are the ones who cut themselves
              but not sharp enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                XD

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be 18+ to be here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm only adult when I tell people to kill themselves xD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eating poison type
      do zoom zooms really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chinks will eat anything. Bugs, dogs, cats, each other.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japs eat fugu and that's poison type.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all those young pokemon being excited to soon meet their trainers with whom they will form bonds and adventure to become stronger only to realise to their sheer terror soon enough that they are released in a tight cages and wait for what seems to be a violent death as each one of them eventually get picked up one by one, taken away and later they can hear their shortly abrupted screams.
    Each time the man in apron comes in is met with dread as it is a gamble everytime, no one knows who will he choose this time.
    What a horrific perspective to find yourself in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just faint and shrink. It's canon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they just shrink out of the cages?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shrinking is an involuntary response to extreme bodily damage. They can’t shrink on purpose unless they know Minimize.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then how can they shrink to enter their poke balls, even when they’re totally unharmed?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because poke balls use technology that exploit the involuntary response. Did you even play the games?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peak Galarian cuisune thread OP

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking and eating a dinosaur revived from dna given to you by a friendly old man to help aid in the advancement of cataloging knowledge
    brutal

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit remind me of the good ol'fluffy abuse pon*es on /b/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eating animals isn't the same as abusing them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no tail flame
    it's too late. he's already dead.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its ok theyre just realistic cakes 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how what used to be shock content just looks like fetish content a decade later

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This just "feels" Chinese, you know what I mean? They always love making this kind of shitty content.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why he didn't shrink,

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ash tray on the cutting board
    Tell me you're a subhuman bugman without telling me you're a subhuman bugman.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good job cutting the tail, now we’ll get an extra carve

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