You get what you pay for. You get real wood the stuff holds up. You get press board with a fake wooden laminate she would have ripped the door down with her.
You wannabe e-detectives are the lowest IQ cringe-generators imaginable.
It was her shorts that got caught, not her hoodie. Fuck you retards don't even have working eyes.
>Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."
We have different adaptive sexual psychologies, but through cultural development we have developed a standard that applies to both men and women, despite how much men are disinclined to have a single sexual partner for their lifetimes. This is the given and take of culture development. You can't just do what your genes tell you to do.
Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.
"B-b-because they're... LE DIFFERENT! (I am so smart!)"
So if radical feminists decide to declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK? Nice to know!
Imagine reading those posts and jumping to THAT conclusion.
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Anonymous
>Imagine reading those posts and jumping to THAT conclusion.
looks like someone doesn't know what "ad absurdum" means.
>No, because that's just schizophrenic fanfiction
How? You cannot call something "biology" now and "schizophrenic fanfiction" one minute after.
"Men and women are different", remember? Your words, not mine.
>while pointing out men are different from women and should have different standards they're held to is simple biology
No it's not. Only the first part is biology. The second is moral judgement. It's not biology and not even science.
>"B-b-because they're... LE DIFFERENT! (I am so smart!)"
They are, imagine getting upset at this and acting like people are looking down at you for pointing out a simple fact. Insanely insecure. >So if radical feminists decide to declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK? Nice to know!
No, because that's just schizophrenic fanfiction, while pointing out men are different from women and should have different standards they're held to is simple biology coupled with the most basic critical thinking skills one should have.
>declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK
they could certainly try
there is no universe where women will beat men in physical battle
>Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.
is it?
from what i recall fertility rates are decreasing significantly across most of the developed world
>Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.
Society DOES accommodate. That's why we have things called "alimony" and "child support".
Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.
Yeh its going really well for society right?
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's going well for women. Men not so much.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Yeh its going really well for society right?
I would rather live in the US now than at any point in history. >all the women want link but link only goes with the one he wants
What? >you are absolutely trolling if you say pairing zelda with ganon is acceptable in any scenario
I don't really care at all, truth be told. I just find the double standard funny and the mental gymnastics around it sad.
wrong
it's quite possible but the problem is ECONOMICS and PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY (or not raising a criminal)
it works for animals because they dont have economies to drive human behavior
they don’t >men: prefer monogamous relationships >women: prefer monogamous relationships
only difference is women mate for life, while men will leave their women the moment she’s sick and remarry almost immediately
>The joke is that Link is a hypocrite, dipshit
That was the authors intent, but it's not taken that way here. The point I'm trying to make is the double standard that lies at the heart of males mating psychology.
Except we're talking about people and not keys and locks? A pencil sharpener that sharpens all kinds of pencils is a good pencil sharpener. A pencil that lets itself be sharpened by too many sharpeners has to be thrown away. See? We can make any fucking analogy about genitals if we want to
all the women want link but link only goes with the one he wants
you are absolutely trolling if you say pairing zelda with ganon is acceptable in any scenario. what you want to jack off to =/= what is right or true. ganon is only attractive to people with damaged self esteem
Didn’t ganondorf destroy her entire kingdom and kill her father so her grand plan to get back at link is to fuck the man who killed her father instead of just some random guy
This is genuinely what white girls do now. They go around fucking anything including dogs and then cry about it and say men are the problem when you point out how fucked up they are.
So a woman who stays faithful and has multiple children with a man should be okay when he decides to fuck other women?
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Anonymous
See
It's not dumb if it works.
Like you said though, it just triggers hedonistic women because they don't want to do any self reflection.
Even bringing up stuff like pair bonding is useless if you wanted to make the case that modern men aren't as interested in mating multiple partners at a time now because now, as a society, we have gone in the complete opposite direction and spurred on women to just have tons and tons of casual sex.
I distinctly remember screenshots of dating apps for women's profiles and how most of them don't even get into relationships, it's all casual sex. Hundreds of times.
Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
>Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation >Implying
Pumping and dumping is not "sex for procreation"
1 month ago
Anonymous
nagger the government already favors women and children in every way that matters
Its not like women will ever be good parents father figure or not
1 month ago
Anonymous
see [...]
>immediately moves goalposts
I am sure everyone is stunned, utterly gobsmacked at this turn of events.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Cope harder chud.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>NOOO B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH PLAYBOYS
Seethe harder, troon.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm not seething but you are coping.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>I-I'm not mad, I'll just keep responding to you for hours like I have been
Uh huh... don't think it works that way bud.
1 month ago
Anonymous
T. Coper
1 month ago
Anonymous
Imagine getting this mind broken because you couldn't respond
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yep you're coping also if you reply to my post or quote the post number your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Insane levels of bootyblastedness on display here
1 month ago
Anonymous
if a child results, then yes it is
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's sex that results in procreation not sex with intent for procreation.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Intent does not matter, only actions and their results. Read the scriptures.
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1 month ago
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This guy is portrayed as bad btw.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>when men like him were in charge humanity survived >when the "good guys" (including an actual tranny) are in charge all life in the universe ends
Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>when the "good guys" (including an actual tranny) are in charge all life in the universe ends
And that's a good thing.
1 month ago
Anonymous
We can play the blame game all the way back to the guy who burned the protag and his entire village with his eternal flame, turning him insane.
1 month ago
Anonymous
see
Men fucking multiple women and not taking responsibility is how you get african-americans.
Both sides are in the wrong, men and women should stay faithful to one another.
1 month ago
Anonymous
trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!" >men fucking women for procreation
Isn't that exactly what Ganon did?
1 month ago
Anonymous
No, for this animation in particular it was Zelda fucking Ganon to spite Link.
Guess it does a good job portraying the average female mindset though.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Maybe Link should've taken Zelda's feelings into consideration before fucking all these women. (including Zelda's mother)
porn is about fulfilling a fantasy, the reality of the situation doesn't matter. plus the artist tried to appeal to everyone and in the process alienated both parties
David seducing Bathsheba and sending her husband out to die on the frontlines of David's war is portrayed as an objectively awful thing for him to do and is repeatedly pointed to as example of all his moral flaws.
Him and Solomon are both condemned for their multiple wives, yeah.
Maybe you should just be more clear when speaking instead of making vague allusions to things that necessitate the reader to draw their own conclusions.
>If she sleeps with Ganondorf then he's not sleeping with all the women now is he? And how is that a double standard?
Because link sleeps with all the other women FIRST, then objects that Zelda slept with Ganondorf. If he was chill with it, no problem.
>men are supposed to fuck as many women as possible, women are supposed to get bred by only one man >literally biology
Obviously not, because men have been cuckholded for hundreds of thousands of years.
"One size fits all" solutions are just bandaids on deep, heavily bleeding wounds. Foregoing any nuance is a horrible idea and why systems like majority rule are trash too.
>Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."
We have different adaptive sexual psychologies, but through cultural development we have developed a standard that applies to both men and women, despite how much men are disinclined to have a single sexual partner for their lifetimes. This is the given and take of culture development. You can't just do what your genes tell you to do.
Oh please, we both know that only male sexuality is demonized these days. Women have all the support in the world if they want to have tons of casual sex, or even have "open relationships" and cheat on their partners. If their man doesn't like it they're relegated to being "sexist bigots" and then ditched, with the full support of society and their friends and family too.
Funnily enough though men who don't go sleep around constantly are also demonized if they are virgins as well. There's literally no "winning" even if you don't decide to "play".
>we both know that only male sexuality is demonized these day
Not my problem.
Threads like these always reek of complacent, uncompetitive males who don't even want to try. So they some up with these endless theories and justifications to not do anything. Many of them have ill informed evolutionary psychology that they bend and twist for their own purposes. Unfortunately, the knife cuts both ways.
>keys and locks. you wouldn't get it
Women are not locks and men are not keys. A lazy analogy to do all your work. Next you will be busting out the "mouse utopia experiment"
>Not my problem.
So you didn't want to actually discuss any of this and just wanted to handwave any response you get to cry and shitpost, neat. >muh incels and muh psychology n sheiiit
Sorry, I'm not interested in discussing pseudoscience or your off-topic tranny buzzword spam. >some schizo shit now
Shocking.
No, I'll just tell you to go observe nature for once instead of being poisoned by silver tongued idpol talking heads and their literature.
Polygyny is common in other mammals, as it was with humans until "recently".
>why systems like majority rule are trash too.
Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much!
Damn, you're one dumb fuck. >Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much, it's okay because 51% of people are happy and support the gubmint doing so to me! Who cares about the other 49%?
(You)
You didn't need to respond again, I got it the first time.
I'll just repeat myself again in the hopes your peanut brain maybe gets the point: no nuance is bad. That's why majority rule sucks.
You types are all for something like US states not having abortion limitations in their local governments, but then when they do you sperg out because everyone isn't forced into following the same rules with an iron fist.
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Anonymous
But abortion limitations only exist because the people who are pro-life in those states have majority rule. By your logic they shouldn't be ruling because it makes everyone else in the state upset.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're conveniently ignoring that those people are not trapped in those states, Retard-kun.
A couple hour drive (at most) into another state to go have an abortion is nothing. There's the nuance, it's not set in stone. It's not like the entirety of the United States forcing every single state to be either pro-choice or pro-life, no matter what.
Try again.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hey what couple-hour drive should someone living in Louisiana or Mississippi go on to drive to a state where there is no legislation that limits abortion, anon-kun-senpai-chan?
1 month ago
Anonymous
What are you trying to argue then? I don't disagree with anything in your post but you still claim majority rule is trash when the systems that allow for things like abortion limitations rely upon it.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Because that's not true majority rule. The governments enacting those rules are not all encompassing and all powerful.
The people are still free to do those things elsewhere in the country.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>The people are still free to do those things elsewhere in the country.
Yes, because the majority has ruled that that should be the case. If federalist type governing had been imposed without the consent of the majority that would have made the ruling government tyrannical.
Any popular IP will attract them. When Star Fox adventures came out it lead to a explosion of cuck porn where Krystal gets fucked by lizardmen and Fox Mccloud watch. And the classic Mario being cucked by Bowser.
It's a double standard, men want to constrain female sexuality because they want pure vessels for their sneed and they want to guarantee that the kids they're dumping time and resources into are theirs. This necessarily implies that women can't do whatever they want. Over the last century it's been going in a more pro-female direction where women can have sex with whoever they want and some force will ensure that they won't starve when they get dumped (child support, simps, government handouts, etc.). Men and women each want a sexual market that privileges them. No point in trying to act like anyone is neutral on this.
Also as it pertains to the OP pic, "the hero losing the girl to the villain" is really a masochistic male fetish so it isn't like link x ganon is equivalent to link x mipha or whatever because one is a villain and one isn't. There also isn't a way to swap it to link being with a female villain because men don't believe that female villains really exist, they're seen as objects to be stepfordized/brainwashed out of their evil. The converse is true with the good female being brainwashed into a sex demon by the villain character. All of this is extremely obvious from looking at any of the hero loses the girl pics
>Over the last century it's been going in a more pro-female direction where women can have sex with whoever they want and some force will ensure that they won't starve when they get dumped (child support, simps, government handouts, etc.)
This is a good thing, and it only works because we have things like paternity tests.
You could say that, but it creates a situation where men have no leverage over women which creates huge resentment in the male population leading to extremism and them dropping out of society. This may or may not have consequences for society going forward as men attempt to re-establish patriarchal norms
>but it creates a situation where men have no leverage over women which creates huge resentment in the male population leading to extremism and them dropping out of society.
So men want to have sex with as many women as possible, not support their kids, and now society has a method to hold men responsible, and this is a problem?
Some men do want that yes, but more men are pining for the days of the stay at home wife and the white picket fence. Men want to be authority figures and they want to be respected also, and that requires them to have dependents. The feminist issue with this is that it implies a male patriarch with lordship over his wife and family, even the power of life and death. The stud who causes social chaos by pumping and dumping numerous women is solved by alimony and such now yes, but men would rather install a system of social shaming for promiscuous women because they don't want any infrastructure to exist that would support "whores and their spawn".
women are too stupid to be in charge of their own sexuality
they just become whores and spread STDs and unwanted children and become unable to pair bond
The "Keys and Locks" were a dumb funny meme like the "Think about it logically" meme, but for some reason people started taking them seriously in the last few years. I shudder to think what other dumb memes people will start treating seriously in the next few years.
Its a dumb analogy but its still true
There is no benefit in a woman sleeping with many men its purely hedonistic
A guy sleeping with many women produces many children
It's not dumb if it works.
Like you said though, it just triggers hedonistic women because they don't want to do any self reflection.
Even bringing up stuff like pair bonding is useless if you wanted to make the case that modern men aren't as interested in mating multiple partners at a time now because now, as a society, we have gone in the complete opposite direction and spurred on women to just have tons and tons of casual sex.
I distinctly remember screenshots of dating apps for women's profiles and how most of them don't even get into relationships, it's all casual sex. Hundreds of times.
Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
It's a stupid metaphor. Bad jokes aside, "master" keys only work with locks that are designed to be opened by them. So the supposed "value" of a master key is limited to that set of locks. My response would be along the lines of "if your perceived value is determined where your penis goes, then I'm truly sorry for your underutilized brain".
Producing many children isn't an objective benefit in modern society. There's no risk of dying early that it would be necessary. It's also not psychologically healthy for most children to be missing a father. I highly doubt the man impregnating several women is choosing to stay with and support all of them. You people joke about this being the case with naggers all the time.
It's a good analogy. A man sleeping with many partners implies a Herculean effort of many trials and tribulations. A woman sleeping with many partners requires her to just say "okay" to the 5000 dudes on Tinder she gets every day. One is inherently high quality and the other is inherently low quality.
Men fucking multiple women and not taking responsibility is how you get african-americans.
Both sides are in the wrong, men and women should stay faithful to one another.
>Link >Bangs every cute girl he comes across just by being a hero of courage who risks his life to save the kingdom and other's lives, most of them willing to as well
>Zelda >Wants to bang the guy who literally cares for nothing else but power for the sake of it and probably just wants to take the Triforce of Wisdom from her before casting her aside like hot garbage
NTR fags don't want to admit it, but Link is the true chad here.
It's pretty interesting to think about people who get mad at this animation. If, in real life, you were separated from a girl, and went on to pipe like 6 hot babes, only to find that she fell for some braindead retard druggie or some shit, you'd feel like you came out on top. Something is seriously wrong with selfinsertfags.
this image really dances around the fact that he's ugly and she's attractive. As much as it makes some people seethe that's a somewhat important parameter in sexual relationships
In the animation Zelda literally says that she saw everything Link did, if Link stayed faithful (he even fucked her mother and aunt btw) she wouldn't have fucked Ganon, deal with it.
>I made up this contrived scenario for a story to justify why people shouldn't be upset at Zelda X Ganon NTR art spam.
That's really what it was on the animator's end, come on now son.
It's just as lukewarm and stupid of a "take" as homosexual secondaries calling for "equal fanservice".
I literally did acknowledge the animator's intent though, and it's retarded and lacks any critical thinking whatsoever. >HURRR U GUISE FINE WHEN LINK FUCK OTHER WOMEN IN ART, BUT NOT WHEN ZELDA FUCK OTHER MEN? ? ? HYPOCRITE!!!1!!!!
Like others said, it completely ignores the finer details like Ganon's character as a whole and the intent behind the art which is to be emasculating. It's entirely just a "Gotcha!" attempt and it holds no water.
And please, let's not act like Link fucking all the other girls in the series in most fanart you see isn't just because people use him as a self insert.
He literally is one since he never speaks, ESPECIALLY in BoTW ToTK since they made his build more androgynous too.
If all the Zelda X Ganon art was just her fucking him or some romantic shit with him minus the crying Link/other degenerate shit I guarantee you would really not see anyone complaining about it.
>Like others said, it completely ignores the finer details like Ganon's character as a whole
Who fucking cares about that? It's a fucking porn parody with a silly moral twist at the end, not reading the rest of your post.
>who cares about that
Then who cares about the heckin' epic "moral twist GOTCHA, HAHA!" bullshit either? That means it's fair game to rag on it. >n-not reading
Bit sad to try and play it cool now, but I get it, you couldn't address what I said in good faith so you're just resorting to shitposting now.
Well your opinion is just worthless then, mine too since in the end it's the animator who decides what his animated drawings do, we just decide whether we want to seethe or not.
Make your own porn if you don't like it.
You mean that I have to prove to you why women don't want to date "a man with multiple women"?
Maybe some miami cocaine whore would see no problem with hooking up with a man that fucks around, actual women would explode with jealousy the second they find out you have a female co worker. If you are going to respond with some evo phsyque bullshit, then don't even bother btw.
All women are attention whores more than sex whores. What makes you think they would be happy to SHARE the attention of a top male with other women? Even if they're good friends, jealousy and competition is going to arise sooner.
Has anybody acknowledged the fact that Ganon is an evil shit that's trying to take over the world by killing tens of countless amounts of people? And she fucked him?
You don't think Link was also upset that Zelda fucked his mortal enemy? The enemy of mankind?
Her defense of 'well you had sex with a bunch of innocent women' was just so solid that you decided to overlook it?
There are a lot of ways to put the idea that you think the video is trying to evoke into the actual thing, none of those are in the actual video, If the guy making this wanted to make "Zelda is fucking Ganon, evil incarnate, the ultimate antagonist, the arch nemesis of Link" there are much more better ways to evoke that feeling than "Oh two 3 second sex scenes with Ganon and Zelda telling link to get over it because he fucked every girl he found on his way"
Yes, he clearly meant if Link had sex with women Zelda was allowed to have sex with men and the context of who people have sex with is obviously entirely irrelevant. Great discussion, glad we could have it.
Not him, I don't mind NTR and this shit was just some cringe dunk attempt that fell flat on its face. Just draw her fucking Ganon if you want, I can do without some totally heckin' epic meta "own" shoehorned into it.
She even had him cum inside. She made the Great King of Evil, Dark Lord, Demon King, Prince of Darkness, Murderer of her Family, Calamity of her Kingdom, put a bun in her oven.
Its been like a week of non stop bump limit threads how do you professional masturbators still have the energy to get triggered by the plot of fan made cartoon pornography
If ganondorf actually was interested at all in sex and he got some woman pregnant, because he is a geurdo does that mean all he can produce is daughters?
>people are really getting bent out of shape over a bunch of short gifs strung together as an "animation"
It wasn't even good, what's wrong with you naggers
I don't think these "people" are ready to confront the fact that the fetish they despise so much only exists because our society overvalues purity in women relative to purity in men. I doubt they've even spent 10 seconds wondering why there's literally no NTR porn where a guy gets stolen by a girl, or why there's no legitimate female equivalent of a "bull".
notwithstanding men's general desire to be a part of their children's upbringing, if men werent economically held reponsible for the children regardless of the relationship they have with the mother or if the child is actually theirs, letalone being able to prove said child is theirs, no one would care about purity
>strawman
You naggers use this to seethe about harems where the guy fucks the same girls to justify the girl going around fucking literally anyone and everyone, the "town bicycle" and all that.
Nah it is a strawman, it's the same tired discussion that's happened a billion time for anime and manga series like picrel. >HURRR WHY YOU CARE IF THE FMC FUCKED LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF OLD FAT MEN, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HAREM?!?! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, HYPOCRITES!!1!1!!!!
Still doesn't change the fact that this >HURRR WHY YOU CARE IF THE FMC FUCKED LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF OLD FAT MEN, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HAREM?!?! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, HYPOCRITES!!1!1!!!!
argument you naggers make is piss poor and dishonest.
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Anonymous
I have never made that argument retard. Maybe you should stop thinking everyone on Ganker are the same person.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's the entire "point" other dipshits have been making in this thread and you jumped in to defend that. >B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT HAREMS
Like okay, but what does a harem have to do with a woman fucking a new guy every day of the week, or a girl fucking another man to "get back" at him? How are they comparable in any capacity?
Data shows men like younger women, including minors, so it should be okay for older men to date them. I feel there's some nuance being lost here but I don't feel like pondering it.
Dweebs who didn't get laid in high school or college sitting online coping about how high value they are as a 30 year old virgin is probably the funniest thing to come out of contemporary "red pill" circles. Back in the day it was just about sucking it up and playing the numbers game, now these guys just gave up on sex and spend their days making infographics about why it's their biological impetus to crank it to e-boi kek
True
The solution to this conundrum is that everyone that Link cheated on Zelda with, Zelda gets to have sex with and Link gets fucked by Ganondorf. It's a win/win.
NTR sucks because it's stupid
Its like those /trash/ autism fetish threads the shits just dumb stuff for dumb people.
The people who obsess over it either way are fucking retards
The girls Link fucks isn't the "problem" the animation was talking about, it was Link fucking other girls.
It fails to realize that drawing Link just mindlessly having sex with several women isn't the same as drawing Zelda having sex to get revenge on him.
This is what you get with artists though who try and dip their feet into social commentary though, fallacies and retardation.
Again, just stay in your lane and draw the characters fucking whoever, I don't need thinly veiled lectures.
I'm pretty convinced that nofap/noporn circles kinda created their own personal hell by moralizing the shit that they jerk off to way too much. I can't imagine legitimately getting personally invested in this stuff, enough to write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how it's degrading society. These people are the modern version of bible thumping god botherers who thought rock and roll or DnD was corrupting minds.
homosexuals who self-insert too hard seething in the comment section of porn sites because they saw or heard something they didn't like has always been a thing.
The porn in question is itself taking porn too seriously. It tried to make some half baked meta commentary with the gay little story it dreamt up about "muh porn viewers are muh hypocrites amirite leddit xDDD".
Again, just draw her fucking Ganon and go on your way, no one is interested in false equivalencies.
>The porn in question is itself taking porn too seriously >being so overinvested in porn that you blame porn for your being overinvested
talk about a lost cause
To be clear, I'm positive the creator just made the vid as a joke. There's no need to take it seriously.
EVERYONE is acting out of character here. Link wouldn't fuck all these chicks because he loves Zelda, Zelda wouldn't fuck Ganon for ANY reason, let alone out of spite, because she loves Link, Ganon has never shown sexual interest in Zelda, only interest in killing her and taking over the kingdom. It's just porn. I promise, most people on Earth find the concept of NTR shit, IRL or in fiction.
>To be clear, I'm positive the creator just made the vid as a joke.
I don't get the point in giving the benefit of the doubt. The "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." doesn't really hold true today since everyone is a crab in a bucket now.
>Link wouldn't fuck all these chicks because he loves Zelda, Zelda wouldn't fuck Ganon for ANY reason, let alone out of spite, because she loves Link, Ganon has never shown sexual interest in Zelda, only interest in killing her and taking over the kingdom.
None of the characters show any romatic interest in anyone. There is a very SLIGHT hint of it tucked away in "link's house" in TOTK, but that's all Nintendo will put down on paper. Nintendo generally doesn't want overt sexuality in their games. Link saves Zelda because Zelda is in essence, the "the world".
god damn that is a sturdy ass cabinet
i did this when I was a kid only it was a tree and I had to lift myself up and out of the tree
based well-built cabinet cracking down on hoes
You get what you pay for. You get real wood the stuff holds up. You get press board with a fake wooden laminate she would have ripped the door down with her.
whoever made that cabinet enjoys perfecting his craft not even the fucking door cracked
she got ACKed
I was half expecting a bad injury, like her falling and breaking her neck or something. Glad it was just funny instead.
Judging from the way the back of her hoodie is being pushed out I'd say she intended to fall and get her hoodie stuck.
I hate women so fucking much.
You wannabe e-detectives are the lowest IQ cringe-generators imaginable.
It was her shorts that got caught, not her hoodie. Fuck you retards don't even have working eyes.
They are the worst part about /gif/ because the collective there thinks like him
Screw that ho I'm going back to Purah
I don't get it
Pornography reference. You have to have a twitter to browse 4chin now.
Are you implying pornography has never been on Ganker before Twitter?
Fuck off already homosexual
>zoomercado
i didn't click your image or read it, I just wanted you to know 2 things.
1) youre a homosexual
2)Sneed.
That's all.
good key, shitty lock
>Link sleeps with ALL the women
>....
>Zelda sleeps Ganondorf
>NOOOOO THIS IS FUCKED UP
Why the double standard? Can you explain it?
Self inserters are fucking cringe thats why
Quality over quantity.
It's probably something like this
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Link went to rescue Zelda, she owed him her virginity.
this
>men held to men's standards
>women held to women's standards
Hmmmmm
Why not hold people to the same standards?
Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."
>Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."
We have different adaptive sexual psychologies, but through cultural development we have developed a standard that applies to both men and women, despite how much men are disinclined to have a single sexual partner for their lifetimes. This is the given and take of culture development. You can't just do what your genes tell you to do.
"B-b-because they're... LE DIFFERENT! (I am so smart!)"
So if radical feminists decide to declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK? Nice to know!
Imagine reading those posts and jumping to THAT conclusion.
>Imagine reading those posts and jumping to THAT conclusion.
looks like someone doesn't know what "ad absurdum" means.
>No, because that's just schizophrenic fanfiction
How? You cannot call something "biology" now and "schizophrenic fanfiction" one minute after.
"Men and women are different", remember? Your words, not mine.
>while pointing out men are different from women and should have different standards they're held to is simple biology
No it's not. Only the first part is biology. The second is moral judgement. It's not biology and not even science.
>"B-b-because they're... LE DIFFERENT! (I am so smart!)"
They are, imagine getting upset at this and acting like people are looking down at you for pointing out a simple fact. Insanely insecure.
>So if radical feminists decide to declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK? Nice to know!
No, because that's just schizophrenic fanfiction, while pointing out men are different from women and should have different standards they're held to is simple biology coupled with the most basic critical thinking skills one should have.
>declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK
they could certainly try
there is no universe where women will beat men in physical battle
Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.
Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.
>Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.
is it?
from what i recall fertility rates are decreasing significantly across most of the developed world
What an actual fucking retard genuine extra chromosome on this one holy fucking shit
>Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.
Society DOES accommodate. That's why we have things called "alimony" and "child support".
Yeh its going really well for society right?
It's going well for women. Men not so much.
>Yeh its going really well for society right?
I would rather live in the US now than at any point in history.
>all the women want link but link only goes with the one he wants
What?
>you are absolutely trolling if you say pairing zelda with ganon is acceptable in any scenario
I don't really care at all, truth be told. I just find the double standard funny and the mental gymnastics around it sad.
GDP keeps going up so I guess it's working.
They're mutually exclusive, quite literally polar opposites. You can't accommodate them both, one (or both) of the sexes will always be unhappy.
wrong
it's quite possible but the problem is ECONOMICS and PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY (or not raising a criminal)
it works for animals because they dont have economies to drive human behavior
But that's exactly what's happening, the top 10% of men fuck the majority of women.
On dating apps maybe, In reality? No.
they don’t
>men: prefer monogamous relationships
>women: prefer monogamous relationships
only difference is women mate for life, while men will leave their women the moment she’s sick and remarry almost immediately
>men will leave their women the moment she’s sick and remarry almost immediately
fuck off tranny
That's the case for both women and men.
Cancer usually have, sadly, this effect.
>"women: prefer monogamous relationships"
>mobile
>bocchi pic
lmfao
The joke is that Link is a hypocrite, dipshit
>The joke is that Link is a hypocrite, dipshit
That was the authors intent, but it's not taken that way here. The point I'm trying to make is the double standard that lies at the heart of males mating psychology.
I'm never going to play BOTW, does Zelda actually fuck Ganon in a NINTENDO game?
No, there is no sex in Zelda games.
keys and locks. you wouldn't get it
Except we're talking about people and not keys and locks? A pencil sharpener that sharpens all kinds of pencils is a good pencil sharpener. A pencil that lets itself be sharpened by too many sharpeners has to be thrown away. See? We can make any fucking analogy about genitals if we want to
Because zelda fucking ganon is about degrading link and nothing more
>Because zelda fucking ganon is about degrading link and nothing more
That's a self serving delusion.
>proving the point
You will never be link
all the women want link but link only goes with the one he wants
you are absolutely trolling if you say pairing zelda with ganon is acceptable in any scenario. what you want to jack off to =/= what is right or true. ganon is only attractive to people with damaged self esteem
Yes it is.
Zelda needs a man, not a boy
Didn’t ganondorf destroy her entire kingdom and kill her father so her grand plan to get back at link is to fuck the man who killed her father instead of just some random guy
Vanillanaggers are actually all possessive haremfags.
Damn those vanilla men who instinctively desire to... not get cuckolded!
>cucks wife multiple times
>based!
>wife cucks you back once
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CHEATER
This is genuinely what white girls do now. They go around fucking anything including dogs and then cry about it and say men are the problem when you point out how fucked up they are.
Women, by definition, cannot be cuckolded.
So a woman who stays faithful and has multiple children with a man should be okay when he decides to fuck other women?
See
>Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
>Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation
>Implying
Pumping and dumping is not "sex for procreation"
nagger the government already favors women and children in every way that matters
Its not like women will ever be good parents father figure or not
>immediately moves goalposts
I am sure everyone is stunned, utterly gobsmacked at this turn of events.
Cope harder chud.
>NOOO B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH PLAYBOYS
Seethe harder, troon.
I'm not seething but you are coping.
>I-I'm not mad, I'll just keep responding to you for hours like I have been
Uh huh... don't think it works that way bud.
T. Coper
Imagine getting this mind broken because you couldn't respond
Yep you're coping also if you reply to my post or quote the post number your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
Insane levels of bootyblastedness on display here
if a child results, then yes it is
That's sex that results in procreation not sex with intent for procreation.
Intent does not matter, only actions and their results. Read the scriptures.
This guy is portrayed as bad btw.
>when men like him were in charge humanity survived
>when the "good guys" (including an actual tranny) are in charge all life in the universe ends
Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
>when the "good guys" (including an actual tranny) are in charge all life in the universe ends
And that's a good thing.
We can play the blame game all the way back to the guy who burned the protag and his entire village with his eternal flame, turning him insane.
see
trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
>men fucking women for procreation
Isn't that exactly what Ganon did?
No, for this animation in particular it was Zelda fucking Ganon to spite Link.
Guess it does a good job portraying the average female mindset though.
Maybe Link should've taken Zelda's feelings into consideration before fucking all these women. (including Zelda's mother)
hello gore anon
porn is about fulfilling a fantasy, the reality of the situation doesn't matter. plus the artist tried to appeal to everyone and in the process alienated both parties
finally a sensible answer.
Read about King David and you will understand, unless you’re a woman. In which case you will never understand.
David seducing Bathsheba and sending her husband out to die on the frontlines of David's war is portrayed as an objectively awful thing for him to do and is repeatedly pointed to as example of all his moral flaws.
I was specifically referring to the 8+ wives for mostly political purposes and numerous children he had with them but sure.
You're comparing a man taking actual responsibility with people who think that men should be allowed to pump and dump and expect loyalty.
Him and Solomon are both condemned for their multiple wives, yeah.
Maybe you should just be more clear when speaking instead of making vague allusions to things that necessitate the reader to draw their own conclusions.
If she sleeps with Ganondorf then he's not sleeping with all the women now is he? And how is that a double standard? Women are holes.
>If she sleeps with Ganondorf then he's not sleeping with all the women now is he? And how is that a double standard?
Because link sleeps with all the other women FIRST, then objects that Zelda slept with Ganondorf. If he was chill with it, no problem.
Women are holes.
>Women are holes.
And?
I'm Link and I don't want my girlfriend in the hands of some filthy gerudo.
I would but only if it's a female.
door/key
>door/key
Women are not doors, nor are men keys. A lazy analogy.
>cucks
men are supposed to fuck as many women as possible, women are supposed to get bred by only one man
literally biology
>men are supposed to fuck as many women as possible, women are supposed to get bred by only one man
>literally biology
Obviously not, because men have been cuckholded for hundreds of thousands of years.
This but unironically.
"One size fits all" solutions are just bandaids on deep, heavily bleeding wounds. Foregoing any nuance is a horrible idea and why systems like majority rule are trash too.
Oh please, we both know that only male sexuality is demonized these days. Women have all the support in the world if they want to have tons of casual sex, or even have "open relationships" and cheat on their partners. If their man doesn't like it they're relegated to being "sexist bigots" and then ditched, with the full support of society and their friends and family too.
Funnily enough though men who don't go sleep around constantly are also demonized if they are virgins as well. There's literally no "winning" even if you don't decide to "play".
>we both know that only male sexuality is demonized these day
Not my problem.
Threads like these always reek of complacent, uncompetitive males who don't even want to try. So they some up with these endless theories and justifications to not do anything. Many of them have ill informed evolutionary psychology that they bend and twist for their own purposes. Unfortunately, the knife cuts both ways.
>keys and locks. you wouldn't get it
Women are not locks and men are not keys. A lazy analogy to do all your work. Next you will be busting out the "mouse utopia experiment"
>Not my problem.
So you didn't want to actually discuss any of this and just wanted to handwave any response you get to cry and shitpost, neat.
>muh incels and muh psychology n sheiiit
Sorry, I'm not interested in discussing pseudoscience or your off-topic tranny buzzword spam.
>some schizo shit now
Shocking.
No, I'll just tell you to go observe nature for once instead of being poisoned by silver tongued idpol talking heads and their literature.
Polygyny is common in other mammals, as it was with humans until "recently".
Damn, you're one dumb fuck.
>Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much, it's okay because 51% of people are happy and support the gubmint doing so to me! Who cares about the other 49%?
(You)
>it's okay because 51% of people are happy and support the gubmint doing so to me! Who cares about the other 49%?
Literal strawman argument
Ironic.
You're right. We should let the other 49% rule, we know it would be sooo much better then.
You didn't need to respond again, I got it the first time.
I'll just repeat myself again in the hopes your peanut brain maybe gets the point: no nuance is bad. That's why majority rule sucks.
You types are all for something like US states not having abortion limitations in their local governments, but then when they do you sperg out because everyone isn't forced into following the same rules with an iron fist.
But abortion limitations only exist because the people who are pro-life in those states have majority rule. By your logic they shouldn't be ruling because it makes everyone else in the state upset.
You're conveniently ignoring that those people are not trapped in those states, Retard-kun.
A couple hour drive (at most) into another state to go have an abortion is nothing. There's the nuance, it's not set in stone. It's not like the entirety of the United States forcing every single state to be either pro-choice or pro-life, no matter what.
Try again.
Hey what couple-hour drive should someone living in Louisiana or Mississippi go on to drive to a state where there is no legislation that limits abortion, anon-kun-senpai-chan?
What are you trying to argue then? I don't disagree with anything in your post but you still claim majority rule is trash when the systems that allow for things like abortion limitations rely upon it.
Because that's not true majority rule. The governments enacting those rules are not all encompassing and all powerful.
The people are still free to do those things elsewhere in the country.
>The people are still free to do those things elsewhere in the country.
Yes, because the majority has ruled that that should be the case. If federalist type governing had been imposed without the consent of the majority that would have made the ruling government tyrannical.
No it is your problem. Stopped reading
>No it is your problem
No it isn't.
>why systems like majority rule are trash too.
Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much!
Just share the video already
>this kills the vanilla naggers
A shame the full pic is revolting and off model
Zelda is made for goblin cock
Are you the goblin
Zelda’s womb should be producing disgusting monster halfbreeds 24/7
Unironically though
>goblinshit
at least have the balls to go full bestiality
The best princess this franchise ever had wasn't even a Zelda.
Why did BoTW specifically attract cuckolds to the Zelda series?
Any popular IP will attract them. When Star Fox adventures came out it lead to a explosion of cuck porn where Krystal gets fucked by lizardmen and Fox Mccloud watch. And the classic Mario being cucked by Bowser.
Where is this picture from? Google shows nothing. I can't place it but that Zelda is making me diamonds.
Don't bother. The animation is wasted potential.
It's suoiresnu
I enjoyed this video.
Also, Riju is best girl.
what is the video
>cuckshit
zelda fans explain yourselves
Cuckholdery is a high T fetish.
It's a double standard, men want to constrain female sexuality because they want pure vessels for their sneed and they want to guarantee that the kids they're dumping time and resources into are theirs. This necessarily implies that women can't do whatever they want. Over the last century it's been going in a more pro-female direction where women can have sex with whoever they want and some force will ensure that they won't starve when they get dumped (child support, simps, government handouts, etc.). Men and women each want a sexual market that privileges them. No point in trying to act like anyone is neutral on this.
Also as it pertains to the OP pic, "the hero losing the girl to the villain" is really a masochistic male fetish so it isn't like link x ganon is equivalent to link x mipha or whatever because one is a villain and one isn't. There also isn't a way to swap it to link being with a female villain because men don't believe that female villains really exist, they're seen as objects to be stepfordized/brainwashed out of their evil. The converse is true with the good female being brainwashed into a sex demon by the villain character. All of this is extremely obvious from looking at any of the hero loses the girl pics
>Over the last century it's been going in a more pro-female direction where women can have sex with whoever they want and some force will ensure that they won't starve when they get dumped (child support, simps, government handouts, etc.)
This is a good thing, and it only works because we have things like paternity tests.
You could say that, but it creates a situation where men have no leverage over women which creates huge resentment in the male population leading to extremism and them dropping out of society. This may or may not have consequences for society going forward as men attempt to re-establish patriarchal norms
>but it creates a situation where men have no leverage over women which creates huge resentment in the male population leading to extremism and them dropping out of society.
So men want to have sex with as many women as possible, not support their kids, and now society has a method to hold men responsible, and this is a problem?
Some men do want that yes, but more men are pining for the days of the stay at home wife and the white picket fence. Men want to be authority figures and they want to be respected also, and that requires them to have dependents. The feminist issue with this is that it implies a male patriarch with lordship over his wife and family, even the power of life and death. The stud who causes social chaos by pumping and dumping numerous women is solved by alimony and such now yes, but men would rather install a system of social shaming for promiscuous women because they don't want any infrastructure to exist that would support "whores and their spawn".
women are too stupid to be in charge of their own sexuality
they just become whores and spread STDs and unwanted children and become unable to pair bond
WHAT IS THE FUCKING OP PICTURE FROM
Look it up on yandex retard
suoiresnu
the art is shit
artist is suoiresnu
https://twitter.com/Anifancys/status/1709367479699374370
https://twitter.com/Anifancys/status/1718111714103672838
The "Keys and Locks" were a dumb funny meme like the "Think about it logically" meme, but for some reason people started taking them seriously in the last few years. I shudder to think what other dumb memes people will start treating seriously in the next few years.
Its a dumb analogy but its still true
There is no benefit in a woman sleeping with many men its purely hedonistic
A guy sleeping with many women produces many children
It's not dumb if it works.
Like you said though, it just triggers hedonistic women because they don't want to do any self reflection.
Even bringing up stuff like pair bonding is useless if you wanted to make the case that modern men aren't as interested in mating multiple partners at a time now because now, as a society, we have gone in the complete opposite direction and spurred on women to just have tons and tons of casual sex.
I distinctly remember screenshots of dating apps for women's profiles and how most of them don't even get into relationships, it's all casual sex. Hundreds of times.
Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
It's a stupid metaphor. Bad jokes aside, "master" keys only work with locks that are designed to be opened by them. So the supposed "value" of a master key is limited to that set of locks. My response would be along the lines of "if your perceived value is determined where your penis goes, then I'm truly sorry for your underutilized brain".
Producing many children isn't an objective benefit in modern society. There's no risk of dying early that it would be necessary. It's also not psychologically healthy for most children to be missing a father. I highly doubt the man impregnating several women is choosing to stay with and support all of them. You people joke about this being the case with naggers all the time.
It's a good analogy. A man sleeping with many partners implies a Herculean effort of many trials and tribulations. A woman sleeping with many partners requires her to just say "okay" to the 5000 dudes on Tinder she gets every day. One is inherently high quality and the other is inherently low quality.
Men fucking multiple women and not taking responsibility is how you get african-americans.
Both sides are in the wrong, men and women should stay faithful to one another.
>Link
>Bangs every cute girl he comes across just by being a hero of courage who risks his life to save the kingdom and other's lives, most of them willing to as well
>Zelda
>Wants to bang the guy who literally cares for nothing else but power for the sake of it and probably just wants to take the Triforce of Wisdom from her before casting her aside like hot garbage
NTR fags don't want to admit it, but Link is the true chad here.
It's pretty interesting to think about people who get mad at this animation. If, in real life, you were separated from a girl, and went on to pipe like 6 hot babes, only to find that she fell for some braindead retard druggie or some shit, you'd feel like you came out on top. Something is seriously wrong with selfinsertfags.
because its not self insertfags annoyed at it. its people who wife zelda
I would guess the venn diagram is a circle here with how boring and autistic Zelda fans are.
Women are queens
this image really dances around the fact that he's ugly and she's attractive. As much as it makes some people seethe that's a somewhat important parameter in sexual relationships
He isnt even ugly thats the funniest bit about the whole show
Shes trailer trash that'll be pretty for 20 more years tops and then drown in poverty
>pretty for 20 more years tops
Already walled anon.
>pretty for 20 more years
thats a pretty high achievement in itself.
I said tops to give her the benefit
In the animation Zelda literally says that she saw everything Link did, if Link stayed faithful (he even fucked her mother and aunt btw) she wouldn't have fucked Ganon, deal with it.
>I made up this contrived scenario for a story to justify why people shouldn't be upset at Zelda X Ganon NTR art spam.
That's really what it was on the animator's end, come on now son.
It's just as lukewarm and stupid of a "take" as homosexual secondaries calling for "equal fanservice".
>I refuse to acknowledge the animator's intent because it doesn't correspond to my headcanon
>i did a shit job and used a setting that didnt fit but you should tell me how great i am
I literally did acknowledge the animator's intent though, and it's retarded and lacks any critical thinking whatsoever.
>HURRR U GUISE FINE WHEN LINK FUCK OTHER WOMEN IN ART, BUT NOT WHEN ZELDA FUCK OTHER MEN? ? ? HYPOCRITE!!!1!!!!
Like others said, it completely ignores the finer details like Ganon's character as a whole and the intent behind the art which is to be emasculating. It's entirely just a "Gotcha!" attempt and it holds no water.
And please, let's not act like Link fucking all the other girls in the series in most fanart you see isn't just because people use him as a self insert.
He literally is one since he never speaks, ESPECIALLY in BoTW ToTK since they made his build more androgynous too.
If all the Zelda X Ganon art was just her fucking him or some romantic shit with him minus the crying Link/other degenerate shit I guarantee you would really not see anyone complaining about it.
>Like others said, it completely ignores the finer details like Ganon's character as a whole
Who fucking cares about that? It's a fucking porn parody with a silly moral twist at the end, not reading the rest of your post.
>who cares about that
Then who cares about the heckin' epic "moral twist GOTCHA, HAHA!" bullshit either? That means it's fair game to rag on it.
>n-not reading
Bit sad to try and play it cool now, but I get it, you couldn't address what I said in good faith so you're just resorting to shitposting now.
But with the guy who literally wants to kill her?
It's to prove a point or something.
>I will conveniently take into account elements of the story while ignoring others to create my own headcanon for this porn parody
Correct.
Well your opinion is just worthless then, mine too since in the end it's the animator who decides what his animated drawings do, we just decide whether we want to seethe or not.
Make your own porn if you don't like it.
I'm pretty sure a majority of people (even women) prefer one man with multiple women.
No.
Prove it.
You mean that I have to prove to you why women don't want to date "a man with multiple women"?
Maybe some miami cocaine whore would see no problem with hooking up with a man that fucks around, actual women would explode with jealousy the second they find out you have a female co worker. If you are going to respond with some evo phsyque bullshit, then don't even bother btw.
You are brown.
All women are attention whores more than sex whores. What makes you think they would be happy to SHARE the attention of a top male with other women? Even if they're good friends, jealousy and competition is going to arise sooner.
Has anybody acknowledged the fact that Ganon is an evil shit that's trying to take over the world by killing tens of countless amounts of people? And she fucked him?
That is not the point of the video at all.
You don't think Link was also upset that Zelda fucked his mortal enemy? The enemy of mankind?
Her defense of 'well you had sex with a bunch of innocent women' was just so solid that you decided to overlook it?
You know what the animator meant with the video, stop playing dumb.
>dude just ignore a portion of the underlying implications of the animation, it's totally you that's dumb
There are a lot of ways to put the idea that you think the video is trying to evoke into the actual thing, none of those are in the actual video, If the guy making this wanted to make "Zelda is fucking Ganon, evil incarnate, the ultimate antagonist, the arch nemesis of Link" there are much more better ways to evoke that feeling than "Oh two 3 second sex scenes with Ganon and Zelda telling link to get over it because he fucked every girl he found on his way"
Yes, he clearly meant if Link had sex with women Zelda was allowed to have sex with men and the context of who people have sex with is obviously entirely irrelevant. Great discussion, glad we could have it.
>NOOOOOOOOO MY NINTENDO PORN PARODIES MUST BE LORE ACCURATE AND PEER-REVIEWED BY MY WIKI DISCORD GROUP OR ELSE I CAN'T CUM
Not him, I don't mind NTR and this shit was just some cringe dunk attempt that fell flat on its face. Just draw her fucking Ganon if you want, I can do without some totally heckin' epic meta "own" shoehorned into it.
I haven't checked it in a minute, but doesn't the clip have like 20k+ likes?
I don't like it, but I can also acknowledge it's landed very well.
She even had him cum inside. She made the Great King of Evil, Dark Lord, Demon King, Prince of Darkness, Murderer of her Family, Calamity of her Kingdom, put a bun in her oven.
Ganker - Video Games
u people are obsessed with porn lol, get off your computers
Its been like a week of non stop bump limit threads how do you professional masturbators still have the energy to get triggered by the plot of fan made cartoon pornography
If ganondorf actually was interested at all in sex and he got some woman pregnant, because he is a geurdo does that mean all he can produce is daughters?
Coomers are so fucking insufferable, holy shit.
Purah alone mogs all the other BoToTK girls
Which version of Purah?
all of them
>people are really getting bent out of shape over a bunch of short gifs strung together as an "animation"
It wasn't even good, what's wrong with you naggers
It's a reflection of our society. Fighting this is equivalent to fighting promiscuity in real life.
a post on Ganker has never changed my life
Link x Ganondorf is the patrician taste. No cucking involved, just pure love.
The animation wasn't that hot t b h but I fucking love these threads.
>have Link fuck multiple women
>don't top it off at the end with him and Zelda having mind-blowing sex
Dumbass artist, so close to perfection.
>Only the woman has to be faithful
>The man can fuck around as he pleases
You do understand that this kind of reasoning is what fuels NTR, right?
I don't think these "people" are ready to confront the fact that the fetish they despise so much only exists because our society overvalues purity in women relative to purity in men. I doubt they've even spent 10 seconds wondering why there's literally no NTR porn where a guy gets stolen by a girl, or why there's no legitimate female equivalent of a "bull".
virgin hands typed this post
Thanks for announcing that to us, but I don't think your sexual experience has much to do with what I said.
>nou
you're so clever anon
notwithstanding men's general desire to be a part of their children's upbringing, if men werent economically held reponsible for the children regardless of the relationship they have with the mother or if the child is actually theirs, letalone being able to prove said child is theirs, no one would care about purity
You know nothing.
https://erocast.me/track/2030/slippery-slope-with-upirate-friend-67
>literal redditor podcast
How Ganker(nel) has fallen.
There is nothing morally wrong with getting cucked by a woman.
>he has this on hand at all times
You are the cause of your own maladies.
Funny how they never self-insert as the "good key" like they say.
>strawman
You naggers use this to seethe about harems where the guy fucks the same girls to justify the girl going around fucking literally anyone and everyone, the "town bicycle" and all that.
It's literally the tread topic anon.
Nah it is a strawman, it's the same tired discussion that's happened a billion time for anime and manga series like picrel.
>HURRR WHY YOU CARE IF THE FMC FUCKED LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF OLD FAT MEN, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HAREM?!?! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, HYPOCRITES!!1!1!!!!
I don't like when either women or men do it though.
Still doesn't change the fact that this
>HURRR WHY YOU CARE IF THE FMC FUCKED LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF OLD FAT MEN, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HAREM?!?! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, HYPOCRITES!!1!1!!!!
argument you naggers make is piss poor and dishonest.
I have never made that argument retard. Maybe you should stop thinking everyone on Ganker are the same person.
That's the entire "point" other dipshits have been making in this thread and you jumped in to defend that.
>B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT HAREMS
Like okay, but what does a harem have to do with a woman fucking a new guy every day of the week, or a girl fucking another man to "get back" at him? How are they comparable in any capacity?
Stop taking you life views and opinions from tiktoks clips and /gif/
Violin girl is the hottest one and needs more porn
Link should've busted in her mouth thoughever
Nigga im not reading all that give me the qrd
something something pedo cope
Data shows men like younger women, including minors, so it should be okay for older men to date them. I feel there's some nuance being lost here but I don't feel like pondering it.
Dweebs who didn't get laid in high school or college sitting online coping about how high value they are as a 30 year old virgin is probably the funniest thing to come out of contemporary "red pill" circles. Back in the day it was just about sucking it up and playing the numbers game, now these guys just gave up on sex and spend their days making infographics about why it's their biological impetus to crank it to e-boi kek
>getting laid in high school
As a pedophile speaking out against e-boi, what a novelty.
FACT: Link and Zelda are both made for fat ganon cock
True
The solution to this conundrum is that everyone that Link cheated on Zelda with, Zelda gets to have sex with and Link gets fucked by Ganondorf. It's a win/win.
Based
>first bait post didn't get attention
>let me just keep trying
embarrassing
he still going lol.
NTR sucks because it's stupid
Its like those /trash/ autism fetish threads the shits just dumb stuff for dumb people.
The people who obsess over it either way are fucking retards
Maledom is all I need to be happy
If you're not a self insertfag explain why is it a good thing when Link fucks every hot women in hyrule and a bad thing when Ganon fucks 1.
Why are you guys making it about Ganon when the entire discussion has been around Zelda's behavior? Go be gay and retarded somewhere else.
Why is Zelda's behavior a problem while the behavior of all the other girls that Link fucked isn't?
The girls Link fucks isn't the "problem" the animation was talking about, it was Link fucking other girls.
It fails to realize that drawing Link just mindlessly having sex with several women isn't the same as drawing Zelda having sex to get revenge on him.
This is what you get with artists though who try and dip their feet into social commentary though, fallacies and retardation.
Again, just stay in your lane and draw the characters fucking whoever, I don't need thinly veiled lectures.
It destroys their fragile egoism
A lot of them forget that link is actually a eunuch too so it’s not possible for him to do so
I don't self insert nor care who the cartoon women fucks.
I wouldn't care if it wasn't almost always explicitly cuck porn.
do people actually take porn this seriously?
I just beat my dick to whatever makes me horny and then forget about it until next time
I'm pretty convinced that nofap/noporn circles kinda created their own personal hell by moralizing the shit that they jerk off to way too much. I can't imagine legitimately getting personally invested in this stuff, enough to write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how it's degrading society. These people are the modern version of bible thumping god botherers who thought rock and roll or DnD was corrupting minds.
Ah I forgot it was reddit month, no wonder there's so many seething nintendo fans in this particular thread.
homosexuals who self-insert too hard seething in the comment section of porn sites because they saw or heard something they didn't like has always been a thing.
The porn in question is itself taking porn too seriously. It tried to make some half baked meta commentary with the gay little story it dreamt up about "muh porn viewers are muh hypocrites amirite leddit xDDD".
Again, just draw her fucking Ganon and go on your way, no one is interested in false equivalencies.
>The porn in question is itself taking porn too seriously
>being so overinvested in porn that you blame porn for your being overinvested
talk about a lost cause
>interpreted that completely wrong
Try reading that again, pseud.
i cant imagine thinking about porn more than this
>this kills the zelinkers
Source?
my facebook group
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Based
Cry some more? Cry for the mods or sharty maybe?
what's your bmi?
there are people in this thread that spend their free time writing essays about cartoon porn but won't get a job
To be clear, I'm positive the creator just made the vid as a joke. There's no need to take it seriously.
EVERYONE is acting out of character here. Link wouldn't fuck all these chicks because he loves Zelda, Zelda wouldn't fuck Ganon for ANY reason, let alone out of spite, because she loves Link, Ganon has never shown sexual interest in Zelda, only interest in killing her and taking over the kingdom. It's just porn. I promise, most people on Earth find the concept of NTR shit, IRL or in fiction.
>To be clear, I'm positive the creator just made the vid as a joke.
I don't get the point in giving the benefit of the doubt. The "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." doesn't really hold true today since everyone is a crab in a bucket now.
if it's malicious just stop caring
why are you people so unable to just ignore things
yelling into the void isn't going to make it stop
>Link wouldn't fuck all these chicks because he loves Zelda, Zelda wouldn't fuck Ganon for ANY reason, let alone out of spite, because she loves Link, Ganon has never shown sexual interest in Zelda, only interest in killing her and taking over the kingdom.
None of the characters show any romatic interest in anyone. There is a very SLIGHT hint of it tucked away in "link's house" in TOTK, but that's all Nintendo will put down on paper. Nintendo generally doesn't want overt sexuality in their games. Link saves Zelda because Zelda is in essence, the "the world".