NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      ALL FIELDS

      god damn that is a sturdy ass cabinet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i did this when I was a kid only it was a tree and I had to lift myself up and out of the tree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based well-built cabinet cracking down on hoes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You get what you pay for. You get real wood the stuff holds up. You get press board with a fake wooden laminate she would have ripped the door down with her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whoever made that cabinet enjoys perfecting his craft not even the fucking door cracked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she got ACKed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was half expecting a bad injury, like her falling and breaking her neck or something. Glad it was just funny instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Judging from the way the back of her hoodie is being pushed out I'd say she intended to fall and get her hoodie stuck.

      I hate women so fucking much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wannabe e-detectives are the lowest IQ cringe-generators imaginable.
        It was her shorts that got caught, not her hoodie. Fuck you retards don't even have working eyes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They are the worst part about /gif/ because the collective there thinks like him

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Screw that ho I'm going back to Purah

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pornography reference. You have to have a twitter to browse 4chin now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you implying pornography has never been on Ganker before Twitter?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off already homosexual

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomercado

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i didn't click your image or read it, I just wanted you to know 2 things.
        1) youre a homosexual
        2)Sneed.
        That's all.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good key, shitty lock

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Link sleeps with ALL the women
    >....
    >Zelda sleeps Ganondorf
    >NOOOOO THIS IS FUCKED UP
    Why the double standard? Can you explain it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Self inserters are fucking cringe thats why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quality over quantity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably something like this

      ?si=EgAeBCnQf3LwySCw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Link went to rescue Zelda, she owed him her virginity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      men are supposed to fuck as many women as possible, women are supposed to get bred by only one man
      literally biology

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >men held to men's standards
      >women held to women's standards
      Hmmmmm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not hold people to the same standards?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."
            We have different adaptive sexual psychologies, but through cultural development we have developed a standard that applies to both men and women, despite how much men are disinclined to have a single sexual partner for their lifetimes. This is the given and take of culture development. You can't just do what your genes tell you to do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.

            "B-b-because they're... LE DIFFERENT! (I am so smart!)"
            So if radical feminists decide to declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK? Nice to know!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine reading those posts and jumping to THAT conclusion.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine reading those posts and jumping to THAT conclusion.
                looks like someone doesn't know what "ad absurdum" means.

                >No, because that's just schizophrenic fanfiction
                How? You cannot call something "biology" now and "schizophrenic fanfiction" one minute after.
                "Men and women are different", remember? Your words, not mine.

                >while pointing out men are different from women and should have different standards they're held to is simple biology
                No it's not. Only the first part is biology. The second is moral judgement. It's not biology and not even science.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >"B-b-because they're... LE DIFFERENT! (I am so smart!)"
              They are, imagine getting upset at this and acting like people are looking down at you for pointing out a simple fact. Insanely insecure.
              >So if radical feminists decide to declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK? Nice to know!
              No, because that's just schizophrenic fanfiction, while pointing out men are different from women and should have different standards they're held to is simple biology coupled with the most basic critical thinking skills one should have.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >declare women goddesses on Earth and enslave men that's is A-OK
              they could certainly try
              there is no universe where women will beat men in physical battle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.
              is it?
              from what i recall fertility rates are decreasing significantly across most of the developed world

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What an actual fucking retard genuine extra chromosome on this one holy fucking shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Men and women have different reproductive strategies and any society that refuses to accommodate them is going to cause a lot of needless suffering.
            Society DOES accommodate. That's why we have things called "alimony" and "child support".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Western society seems to be accommodating female production strategy quite well.

              Yeh its going really well for society right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's going well for women. Men not so much.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeh its going really well for society right?
                I would rather live in the US now than at any point in history.
                >all the women want link but link only goes with the one he wants
                What?
                >you are absolutely trolling if you say pairing zelda with ganon is acceptable in any scenario
                I don't really care at all, truth be told. I just find the double standard funny and the mental gymnastics around it sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                GDP keeps going up so I guess it's working.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're mutually exclusive, quite literally polar opposites. You can't accommodate them both, one (or both) of the sexes will always be unhappy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wrong
              it's quite possible but the problem is ECONOMICS and PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY (or not raising a criminal)
              it works for animals because they dont have economies to drive human behavior

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But that's exactly what's happening, the top 10% of men fuck the majority of women.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              On dating apps maybe, In reality? No.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they don’t
            >men: prefer monogamous relationships
            >women: prefer monogamous relationships
            only difference is women mate for life, while men will leave their women the moment she’s sick and remarry almost immediately

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >men will leave their women the moment she’s sick and remarry almost immediately
              fuck off tranny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's the case for both women and men.
                Cancer usually have, sadly, this effect.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >"women: prefer monogamous relationships"
              >mobile
              >bocchi pic
              lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that Link is a hypocrite, dipshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The joke is that Link is a hypocrite, dipshit
        That was the authors intent, but it's not taken that way here. The point I'm trying to make is the double standard that lies at the heart of males mating psychology.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm never going to play BOTW, does Zelda actually fuck Ganon in a NINTENDO game?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, there is no sex in Zelda games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      keys and locks. you wouldn't get it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except we're talking about people and not keys and locks? A pencil sharpener that sharpens all kinds of pencils is a good pencil sharpener. A pencil that lets itself be sharpened by too many sharpeners has to be thrown away. See? We can make any fucking analogy about genitals if we want to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because zelda fucking ganon is about degrading link and nothing more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Because zelda fucking ganon is about degrading link and nothing more
        That's a self serving delusion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be link

          >proving the point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be link

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all the women want link but link only goes with the one he wants
      you are absolutely trolling if you say pairing zelda with ganon is acceptable in any scenario. what you want to jack off to =/= what is right or true. ganon is only attractive to people with damaged self esteem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is.
        Zelda needs a man, not a boy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t ganondorf destroy her entire kingdom and kill her father so her grand plan to get back at link is to fuck the man who killed her father instead of just some random guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vanillanaggers are actually all possessive haremfags.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn those vanilla men who instinctively desire to... not get cuckolded!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cucks wife multiple times
          >based!
          >wife cucks you back once
          >NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CHEATER

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is genuinely what white girls do now. They go around fucking anything including dogs and then cry about it and say men are the problem when you point out how fucked up they are.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Women, by definition, cannot be cuckolded.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So a woman who stays faithful and has multiple children with a man should be okay when he decides to fuck other women?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                See

                It's not dumb if it works.
                Like you said though, it just triggers hedonistic women because they don't want to do any self reflection.
                Even bringing up stuff like pair bonding is useless if you wanted to make the case that modern men aren't as interested in mating multiple partners at a time now because now, as a society, we have gone in the complete opposite direction and spurred on women to just have tons and tons of casual sex.
                I distinctly remember screenshots of dating apps for women's profiles and how most of them don't even get into relationships, it's all casual sex. Hundreds of times.
                Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"

                >Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation
                >Implying
                Pumping and dumping is not "sex for procreation"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nagger the government already favors women and children in every way that matters
                Its not like women will ever be good parents father figure or not

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see [...]

                >immediately moves goalposts
                I am sure everyone is stunned, utterly gobsmacked at this turn of events.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cope harder chud.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH PLAYBOYS
                Seethe harder, troon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not seething but you are coping.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I'm not mad, I'll just keep responding to you for hours like I have been
                Uh huh... don't think it works that way bud.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                T. Coper

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine getting this mind broken because you couldn't respond

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep you're coping also if you reply to my post or quote the post number your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Insane levels of bootyblastedness on display here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if a child results, then yes it is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's sex that results in procreation not sex with intent for procreation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Intent does not matter, only actions and their results. Read the scriptures.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This guy is portrayed as bad btw.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when men like him were in charge humanity survived
                >when the "good guys" (including an actual tranny) are in charge all life in the universe ends
                Seems pretty cut and dry to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when the "good guys" (including an actual tranny) are in charge all life in the universe ends
                And that's a good thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We can play the blame game all the way back to the guy who burned the protag and his entire village with his eternal flame, turning him insane.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Men fucking multiple women and not taking responsibility is how you get african-americans.
                Both sides are in the wrong, men and women should stay faithful to one another.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"
                >men fucking women for procreation
                Isn't that exactly what Ganon did?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, for this animation in particular it was Zelda fucking Ganon to spite Link.
                Guess it does a good job portraying the average female mindset though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe Link should've taken Zelda's feelings into consideration before fucking all these women. (including Zelda's mother)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hello gore anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      porn is about fulfilling a fantasy, the reality of the situation doesn't matter. plus the artist tried to appeal to everyone and in the process alienated both parties

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        finally a sensible answer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read about King David and you will understand, unless you’re a woman. In which case you will never understand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        David seducing Bathsheba and sending her husband out to die on the frontlines of David's war is portrayed as an objectively awful thing for him to do and is repeatedly pointed to as example of all his moral flaws.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was specifically referring to the 8+ wives for mostly political purposes and numerous children he had with them but sure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're comparing a man taking actual responsibility with people who think that men should be allowed to pump and dump and expect loyalty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Him and Solomon are both condemned for their multiple wives, yeah.

            Maybe you should just be more clear when speaking instead of making vague allusions to things that necessitate the reader to draw their own conclusions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she sleeps with Ganondorf then he's not sleeping with all the women now is he? And how is that a double standard? Women are holes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If she sleeps with Ganondorf then he's not sleeping with all the women now is he? And how is that a double standard?
        Because link sleeps with all the other women FIRST, then objects that Zelda slept with Ganondorf. If he was chill with it, no problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Women are holes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Women are holes.
            And?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Link and I don't want my girlfriend in the hands of some filthy gerudo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would but only if it's a female.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      door/key

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >door/key
        Women are not doors, nor are men keys. A lazy analogy.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cucks

    [...]

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    men are supposed to fuck as many women as possible, women are supposed to get bred by only one man
    literally biology

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >men are supposed to fuck as many women as possible, women are supposed to get bred by only one man
      >literally biology
      Obviously not, because men have been cuckholded for hundreds of thousands of years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.

      Why not hold people to the same standards?

      "One size fits all" solutions are just bandaids on deep, heavily bleeding wounds. Foregoing any nuance is a horrible idea and why systems like majority rule are trash too.

      >Because, now hold your breath for this... "men and women are different."
      We have different adaptive sexual psychologies, but through cultural development we have developed a standard that applies to both men and women, despite how much men are disinclined to have a single sexual partner for their lifetimes. This is the given and take of culture development. You can't just do what your genes tell you to do.

      Oh please, we both know that only male sexuality is demonized these days. Women have all the support in the world if they want to have tons of casual sex, or even have "open relationships" and cheat on their partners. If their man doesn't like it they're relegated to being "sexist bigots" and then ditched, with the full support of society and their friends and family too.
      Funnily enough though men who don't go sleep around constantly are also demonized if they are virgins as well. There's literally no "winning" even if you don't decide to "play".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we both know that only male sexuality is demonized these day
        Not my problem.

        Threads like these always reek of complacent, uncompetitive males who don't even want to try. So they some up with these endless theories and justifications to not do anything. Many of them have ill informed evolutionary psychology that they bend and twist for their own purposes. Unfortunately, the knife cuts both ways.

        >keys and locks. you wouldn't get it
        Women are not locks and men are not keys. A lazy analogy to do all your work. Next you will be busting out the "mouse utopia experiment"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Not my problem.
          So you didn't want to actually discuss any of this and just wanted to handwave any response you get to cry and shitpost, neat.
          >muh incels and muh psychology n sheiiit
          Sorry, I'm not interested in discussing pseudoscience or your off-topic tranny buzzword spam.
          >some schizo shit now
          Shocking.
          No, I'll just tell you to go observe nature for once instead of being poisoned by silver tongued idpol talking heads and their literature.
          Polygyny is common in other mammals, as it was with humans until "recently".

          >why systems like majority rule are trash too.
          Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much!

          Damn, you're one dumb fuck.
          >Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much, it's okay because 51% of people are happy and support the gubmint doing so to me! Who cares about the other 49%?
          (You)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's okay because 51% of people are happy and support the gubmint doing so to me! Who cares about the other 49%?
            Literal strawman argument

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. We should let the other 49% rule, we know it would be sooo much better then.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't need to respond again, I got it the first time.
              I'll just repeat myself again in the hopes your peanut brain maybe gets the point: no nuance is bad. That's why majority rule sucks.
              You types are all for something like US states not having abortion limitations in their local governments, but then when they do you sperg out because everyone isn't forced into following the same rules with an iron fist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But abortion limitations only exist because the people who are pro-life in those states have majority rule. By your logic they shouldn't be ruling because it makes everyone else in the state upset.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're conveniently ignoring that those people are not trapped in those states, Retard-kun.
                A couple hour drive (at most) into another state to go have an abortion is nothing. There's the nuance, it's not set in stone. It's not like the entirety of the United States forcing every single state to be either pro-choice or pro-life, no matter what.
                Try again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hey what couple-hour drive should someone living in Louisiana or Mississippi go on to drive to a state where there is no legislation that limits abortion, anon-kun-senpai-chan?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What are you trying to argue then? I don't disagree with anything in your post but you still claim majority rule is trash when the systems that allow for things like abortion limitations rely upon it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because that's not true majority rule. The governments enacting those rules are not all encompassing and all powerful.
                The people are still free to do those things elsewhere in the country.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The people are still free to do those things elsewhere in the country.
                Yes, because the majority has ruled that that should be the case. If federalist type governing had been imposed without the consent of the majority that would have made the ruling government tyrannical.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it is your problem. Stopped reading

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No it is your problem
            No it isn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why systems like majority rule are trash too.
        Yesss please let Daddy gubmint step all over me I love that boot so much!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just share the video already

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the vanilla naggers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A shame the full pic is revolting and off model

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda is made for goblin cock

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you the goblin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda is made for goblin cock

      Zelda’s womb should be producing disgusting monster halfbreeds 24/7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >goblinshit
      at least have the balls to go full bestiality

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best princess this franchise ever had wasn't even a Zelda.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did BoTW specifically attract cuckolds to the Zelda series?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any popular IP will attract them. When Star Fox adventures came out it lead to a explosion of cuck porn where Krystal gets fucked by lizardmen and Fox Mccloud watch. And the classic Mario being cucked by Bowser.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this picture from? Google shows nothing. I can't place it but that Zelda is making me diamonds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother. The animation is wasted potential.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is the video

      It's suoiresnu

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this video.
    Also, Riju is best girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is the video

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cuckshit
    zelda fans explain yourselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckholdery is a high T fetish.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a double standard, men want to constrain female sexuality because they want pure vessels for their sneed and they want to guarantee that the kids they're dumping time and resources into are theirs. This necessarily implies that women can't do whatever they want. Over the last century it's been going in a more pro-female direction where women can have sex with whoever they want and some force will ensure that they won't starve when they get dumped (child support, simps, government handouts, etc.). Men and women each want a sexual market that privileges them. No point in trying to act like anyone is neutral on this.
    Also as it pertains to the OP pic, "the hero losing the girl to the villain" is really a masochistic male fetish so it isn't like link x ganon is equivalent to link x mipha or whatever because one is a villain and one isn't. There also isn't a way to swap it to link being with a female villain because men don't believe that female villains really exist, they're seen as objects to be stepfordized/brainwashed out of their evil. The converse is true with the good female being brainwashed into a sex demon by the villain character. All of this is extremely obvious from looking at any of the hero loses the girl pics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Over the last century it's been going in a more pro-female direction where women can have sex with whoever they want and some force will ensure that they won't starve when they get dumped (child support, simps, government handouts, etc.)
      This is a good thing, and it only works because we have things like paternity tests.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could say that, but it creates a situation where men have no leverage over women which creates huge resentment in the male population leading to extremism and them dropping out of society. This may or may not have consequences for society going forward as men attempt to re-establish patriarchal norms

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but it creates a situation where men have no leverage over women which creates huge resentment in the male population leading to extremism and them dropping out of society.
          So men want to have sex with as many women as possible, not support their kids, and now society has a method to hold men responsible, and this is a problem?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some men do want that yes, but more men are pining for the days of the stay at home wife and the white picket fence. Men want to be authority figures and they want to be respected also, and that requires them to have dependents. The feminist issue with this is that it implies a male patriarch with lordship over his wife and family, even the power of life and death. The stud who causes social chaos by pumping and dumping numerous women is solved by alimony and such now yes, but men would rather install a system of social shaming for promiscuous women because they don't want any infrastructure to exist that would support "whores and their spawn".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women are too stupid to be in charge of their own sexuality
      they just become whores and spread STDs and unwanted children and become unable to pair bond

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THE FUCKING OP PICTURE FROM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look it up on yandex retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      suoiresnu
      the art is shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      artist is suoiresnu
      https://twitter.com/Anifancys/status/1709367479699374370

      https://twitter.com/Anifancys/status/1718111714103672838

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The "Keys and Locks" were a dumb funny meme like the "Think about it logically" meme, but for some reason people started taking them seriously in the last few years. I shudder to think what other dumb memes people will start treating seriously in the next few years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its a dumb analogy but its still true
      There is no benefit in a woman sleeping with many men its purely hedonistic
      A guy sleeping with many women produces many children

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not dumb if it works.
        Like you said though, it just triggers hedonistic women because they don't want to do any self reflection.
        Even bringing up stuff like pair bonding is useless if you wanted to make the case that modern men aren't as interested in mating multiple partners at a time now because now, as a society, we have gone in the complete opposite direction and spurred on women to just have tons and tons of casual sex.
        I distinctly remember screenshots of dating apps for women's profiles and how most of them don't even get into relationships, it's all casual sex. Hundreds of times.
        Imagine trying to compare men fucking women for procreation to sluts treating sex as a pastime and crying out "DOUBLE STANDARD!!11!!!!!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a stupid metaphor. Bad jokes aside, "master" keys only work with locks that are designed to be opened by them. So the supposed "value" of a master key is limited to that set of locks. My response would be along the lines of "if your perceived value is determined where your penis goes, then I'm truly sorry for your underutilized brain".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Producing many children isn't an objective benefit in modern society. There's no risk of dying early that it would be necessary. It's also not psychologically healthy for most children to be missing a father. I highly doubt the man impregnating several women is choosing to stay with and support all of them. You people joke about this being the case with naggers all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good analogy. A man sleeping with many partners implies a Herculean effort of many trials and tribulations. A woman sleeping with many partners requires her to just say "okay" to the 5000 dudes on Tinder she gets every day. One is inherently high quality and the other is inherently low quality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Men fucking multiple women and not taking responsibility is how you get african-americans.
        Both sides are in the wrong, men and women should stay faithful to one another.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Link
    >Bangs every cute girl he comes across just by being a hero of courage who risks his life to save the kingdom and other's lives, most of them willing to as well

    >Zelda
    >Wants to bang the guy who literally cares for nothing else but power for the sake of it and probably just wants to take the Triforce of Wisdom from her before casting her aside like hot garbage

    NTR fags don't want to admit it, but Link is the true chad here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty interesting to think about people who get mad at this animation. If, in real life, you were separated from a girl, and went on to pipe like 6 hot babes, only to find that she fell for some braindead retard druggie or some shit, you'd feel like you came out on top. Something is seriously wrong with selfinsertfags.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because its not self insertfags annoyed at it. its people who wife zelda

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would guess the venn diagram is a circle here with how boring and autistic Zelda fans are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women are queens

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this image really dances around the fact that he's ugly and she's attractive. As much as it makes some people seethe that's a somewhat important parameter in sexual relationships

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He isnt even ugly thats the funniest bit about the whole show
            Shes trailer trash that'll be pretty for 20 more years tops and then drown in poverty

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >pretty for 20 more years tops
              Already walled anon.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >pretty for 20 more years
              thats a pretty high achievement in itself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I said tops to give her the benefit

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the animation Zelda literally says that she saw everything Link did, if Link stayed faithful (he even fucked her mother and aunt btw) she wouldn't have fucked Ganon, deal with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I made up this contrived scenario for a story to justify why people shouldn't be upset at Zelda X Ganon NTR art spam.
      That's really what it was on the animator's end, come on now son.
      It's just as lukewarm and stupid of a "take" as homosexual secondaries calling for "equal fanservice".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I refuse to acknowledge the animator's intent because it doesn't correspond to my headcanon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i did a shit job and used a setting that didnt fit but you should tell me how great i am

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I literally did acknowledge the animator's intent though, and it's retarded and lacks any critical thinking whatsoever.
          >HURRR U GUISE FINE WHEN LINK FUCK OTHER WOMEN IN ART, BUT NOT WHEN ZELDA FUCK OTHER MEN? ? ? HYPOCRITE!!!1!!!!
          Like others said, it completely ignores the finer details like Ganon's character as a whole and the intent behind the art which is to be emasculating. It's entirely just a "Gotcha!" attempt and it holds no water.
          And please, let's not act like Link fucking all the other girls in the series in most fanart you see isn't just because people use him as a self insert.
          He literally is one since he never speaks, ESPECIALLY in BoTW ToTK since they made his build more androgynous too.
          If all the Zelda X Ganon art was just her fucking him or some romantic shit with him minus the crying Link/other degenerate shit I guarantee you would really not see anyone complaining about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Like others said, it completely ignores the finer details like Ganon's character as a whole
            Who fucking cares about that? It's a fucking porn parody with a silly moral twist at the end, not reading the rest of your post.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >who cares about that
              Then who cares about the heckin' epic "moral twist GOTCHA, HAHA!" bullshit either? That means it's fair game to rag on it.
              >n-not reading
              Bit sad to try and play it cool now, but I get it, you couldn't address what I said in good faith so you're just resorting to shitposting now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But with the guy who literally wants to kill her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's to prove a point or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I will conveniently take into account elements of the story while ignoring others to create my own headcanon for this porn parody

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well your opinion is just worthless then, mine too since in the end it's the animator who decides what his animated drawings do, we just decide whether we want to seethe or not.
            Make your own porn if you don't like it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure a majority of people (even women) prefer one man with multiple women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean that I have to prove to you why women don't want to date "a man with multiple women"?
          Maybe some miami cocaine whore would see no problem with hooking up with a man that fucks around, actual women would explode with jealousy the second they find out you have a female co worker. If you are going to respond with some evo phsyque bullshit, then don't even bother btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are brown.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All women are attention whores more than sex whores. What makes you think they would be happy to SHARE the attention of a top male with other women? Even if they're good friends, jealousy and competition is going to arise sooner.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody acknowledged the fact that Ganon is an evil shit that's trying to take over the world by killing tens of countless amounts of people? And she fucked him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is not the point of the video at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't think Link was also upset that Zelda fucked his mortal enemy? The enemy of mankind?
        Her defense of 'well you had sex with a bunch of innocent women' was just so solid that you decided to overlook it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know what the animator meant with the video, stop playing dumb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >dude just ignore a portion of the underlying implications of the animation, it's totally you that's dumb

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There are a lot of ways to put the idea that you think the video is trying to evoke into the actual thing, none of those are in the actual video, If the guy making this wanted to make "Zelda is fucking Ganon, evil incarnate, the ultimate antagonist, the arch nemesis of Link" there are much more better ways to evoke that feeling than "Oh two 3 second sex scenes with Ganon and Zelda telling link to get over it because he fucked every girl he found on his way"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, he clearly meant if Link had sex with women Zelda was allowed to have sex with men and the context of who people have sex with is obviously entirely irrelevant. Great discussion, glad we could have it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOO MY NINTENDO PORN PARODIES MUST BE LORE ACCURATE AND PEER-REVIEWED BY MY WIKI DISCORD GROUP OR ELSE I CAN'T CUM

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, I don't mind NTR and this shit was just some cringe dunk attempt that fell flat on its face. Just draw her fucking Ganon if you want, I can do without some totally heckin' epic meta "own" shoehorned into it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't checked it in a minute, but doesn't the clip have like 20k+ likes?

              I don't like it, but I can also acknowledge it's landed very well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She even had him cum inside. She made the Great King of Evil, Dark Lord, Demon King, Prince of Darkness, Murderer of her Family, Calamity of her Kingdom, put a bun in her oven.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker - Video Games

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    u people are obsessed with porn lol, get off your computers

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its been like a week of non stop bump limit threads how do you professional masturbators still have the energy to get triggered by the plot of fan made cartoon pornography

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If ganondorf actually was interested at all in sex and he got some woman pregnant, because he is a geurdo does that mean all he can produce is daughters?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coomers are so fucking insufferable, holy shit.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Purah alone mogs all the other BoToTK girls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which version of Purah?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all of them

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people are really getting bent out of shape over a bunch of short gifs strung together as an "animation"
    It wasn't even good, what's wrong with you naggers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reflection of our society. Fighting this is equivalent to fighting promiscuity in real life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a post on Ganker has never changed my life

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Link x Ganondorf is the patrician taste. No cucking involved, just pure love.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The animation wasn't that hot t b h but I fucking love these threads.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have Link fuck multiple women
    >don't top it off at the end with him and Zelda having mind-blowing sex
    Dumbass artist, so close to perfection.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Only the woman has to be faithful
    >The man can fuck around as he pleases

    You do understand that this kind of reasoning is what fuels NTR, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think these "people" are ready to confront the fact that the fetish they despise so much only exists because our society overvalues purity in women relative to purity in men. I doubt they've even spent 10 seconds wondering why there's literally no NTR porn where a guy gets stolen by a girl, or why there's no legitimate female equivalent of a "bull".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        virgin hands typed this post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for announcing that to us, but I don't think your sexual experience has much to do with what I said.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nou
            you're so clever anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        notwithstanding men's general desire to be a part of their children's upbringing, if men werent economically held reponsible for the children regardless of the relationship they have with the mother or if the child is actually theirs, letalone being able to prove said child is theirs, no one would care about purity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know nothing.
        https://erocast.me/track/2030/slippery-slope-with-upirate-friend-67

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >literal redditor podcast
          How Ganker(nel) has fallen.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he has this on hand at all times
            You are the cause of your own maladies.

            There is nothing morally wrong with getting cucked by a woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he has this on hand at all times
          You are the cause of your own maladies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how they never self-insert as the "good key" like they say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >strawman
      You naggers use this to seethe about harems where the guy fucks the same girls to justify the girl going around fucking literally anyone and everyone, the "town bicycle" and all that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the tread topic anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it is a strawman, it's the same tired discussion that's happened a billion time for anime and manga series like picrel.
          >HURRR WHY YOU CARE IF THE FMC FUCKED LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF OLD FAT MEN, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HAREM?!?! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, HYPOCRITES!!1!1!!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like when either women or men do it though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Still doesn't change the fact that this
              >HURRR WHY YOU CARE IF THE FMC FUCKED LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF OLD FAT MEN, DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE HAREM?!?! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, HYPOCRITES!!1!1!!!!
              argument you naggers make is piss poor and dishonest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have never made that argument retard. Maybe you should stop thinking everyone on Ganker are the same person.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's the entire "point" other dipshits have been making in this thread and you jumped in to defend that.
                >B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT HAREMS
                Like okay, but what does a harem have to do with a woman fucking a new guy every day of the week, or a girl fucking another man to "get back" at him? How are they comparable in any capacity?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop taking you life views and opinions from tiktoks clips and /gif/

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Violin girl is the hottest one and needs more porn
    Link should've busted in her mouth thoughever

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nigga im not reading all that give me the qrd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        something something pedo cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Data shows men like younger women, including minors, so it should be okay for older men to date them. I feel there's some nuance being lost here but I don't feel like pondering it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dweebs who didn't get laid in high school or college sitting online coping about how high value they are as a 30 year old virgin is probably the funniest thing to come out of contemporary "red pill" circles. Back in the day it was just about sucking it up and playing the numbers game, now these guys just gave up on sex and spend their days making infographics about why it's their biological impetus to crank it to e-boi kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >getting laid in high school
        As a pedophile speaking out against e-boi, what a novelty.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FACT: Link and Zelda are both made for fat ganon cock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True
      The solution to this conundrum is that everyone that Link cheated on Zelda with, Zelda gets to have sex with and Link gets fucked by Ganondorf. It's a win/win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this kills the zelinkers

        >first bait post didn't get attention
        >let me just keep trying
        embarrassing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he still going lol.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NTR sucks because it's stupid
    Its like those /trash/ autism fetish threads the shits just dumb stuff for dumb people.
    The people who obsess over it either way are fucking retards

    Maledom is all I need to be happy

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not a self insertfag explain why is it a good thing when Link fucks every hot women in hyrule and a bad thing when Ganon fucks 1.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you guys making it about Ganon when the entire discussion has been around Zelda's behavior? Go be gay and retarded somewhere else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Zelda's behavior a problem while the behavior of all the other girls that Link fucked isn't?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The girls Link fucks isn't the "problem" the animation was talking about, it was Link fucking other girls.
          It fails to realize that drawing Link just mindlessly having sex with several women isn't the same as drawing Zelda having sex to get revenge on him.
          This is what you get with artists though who try and dip their feet into social commentary though, fallacies and retardation.
          Again, just stay in your lane and draw the characters fucking whoever, I don't need thinly veiled lectures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It destroys their fragile egoism
      A lot of them forget that link is actually a eunuch too so it’s not possible for him to do so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't self insert nor care who the cartoon women fucks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't care if it wasn't almost always explicitly cuck porn.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do people actually take porn this seriously?
    I just beat my dick to whatever makes me horny and then forget about it until next time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty convinced that nofap/noporn circles kinda created their own personal hell by moralizing the shit that they jerk off to way too much. I can't imagine legitimately getting personally invested in this stuff, enough to write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how it's degrading society. These people are the modern version of bible thumping god botherers who thought rock and roll or DnD was corrupting minds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah I forgot it was reddit month, no wonder there's so many seething nintendo fans in this particular thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals who self-insert too hard seething in the comment section of porn sites because they saw or heard something they didn't like has always been a thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The porn in question is itself taking porn too seriously. It tried to make some half baked meta commentary with the gay little story it dreamt up about "muh porn viewers are muh hypocrites amirite leddit xDDD".
      Again, just draw her fucking Ganon and go on your way, no one is interested in false equivalencies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The porn in question is itself taking porn too seriously
        >being so overinvested in porn that you blame porn for your being overinvested
        talk about a lost cause

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >interpreted that completely wrong
          Try reading that again, pseud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i cant imagine thinking about porn more than this

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the zelinkers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my facebook group

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      he still going lol.

      Cry some more? Cry for the mods or sharty maybe?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's your bmi?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are people in this thread that spend their free time writing essays about cartoon porn but won't get a job

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be clear, I'm positive the creator just made the vid as a joke. There's no need to take it seriously.

    EVERYONE is acting out of character here. Link wouldn't fuck all these chicks because he loves Zelda, Zelda wouldn't fuck Ganon for ANY reason, let alone out of spite, because she loves Link, Ganon has never shown sexual interest in Zelda, only interest in killing her and taking over the kingdom. It's just porn. I promise, most people on Earth find the concept of NTR shit, IRL or in fiction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >To be clear, I'm positive the creator just made the vid as a joke.
      I don't get the point in giving the benefit of the doubt. The "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." doesn't really hold true today since everyone is a crab in a bucket now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if it's malicious just stop caring
        why are you people so unable to just ignore things
        yelling into the void isn't going to make it stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Link wouldn't fuck all these chicks because he loves Zelda, Zelda wouldn't fuck Ganon for ANY reason, let alone out of spite, because she loves Link, Ganon has never shown sexual interest in Zelda, only interest in killing her and taking over the kingdom.
      None of the characters show any romatic interest in anyone. There is a very SLIGHT hint of it tucked away in "link's house" in TOTK, but that's all Nintendo will put down on paper. Nintendo generally doesn't want overt sexuality in their games. Link saves Zelda because Zelda is in essence, the "the world".

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