>not a roguelite
>linear progression with no replayability
>serviceable combat/dungeon crawling
>tiny plot of land to build on
>art is le cute
Extreme mediocrity out of 10
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>not a roguelite
>linear progression with no replayability
>serviceable combat/dungeon crawling
>tiny plot of land to build on
>art is le cute
I will now buy your game.
Thanks, I'm going to buy it now.
When do they cave and add in a more traditional "Isaac-ish" mode? Inscryption added a roguelite mode to its originally linear (but appearing roguelite) story game.
It'd be funny that it happened to two games back to back where 'Leshy' is the first major boss.
Most people don't beat games even once.
I made that Leshy connection too, wondered if it was a reference. Inscription was a masterpiece in my eyes.
Act 1 of Inscryption was amazing, but then everything after is noticeably worse and it keeps getting worse as it goes on.
Heavily front padded games? You don't say
It's not even "front padded" in the normal sense. They advertised it as this dark horror creepy game then bait and switched for some shitty meta-ARG Undertale bullshit.
That was the point of the story kinda. Leshy just wanted to play a game but the others wanted to improve on leshys game but failed. Basically meta commentary on sequels.
Remember its a McMillan game so it was always going to have some meta stuff
>Remember its a McMillan game
Why the frick would I know this name?
Because hes a popular game dev that has made games with meta shit in it multiple times. I dont know why you would have known about inscryption without knowing about him
Because I like card games and it's a search filter thing I have on Steam. Plus the viral marketing here.
>Remember its a McMillan game
The only good game he's ever made was Super Meat Boy. Some people hated the platforming in it, but I disagree with that opinion.
>When do they cave and add in a more traditional "Isaac-ish" mode?
It will depend on how much work it takes and if it will improve reviews or increase sales.
They still have to fix a lot of bugs too. Quests are bugged af right now.
>not a roguelite
is this supposed to be a bad thing? fricking hell roguelike/lite fans are brain-diseased
The music and aesthetic is top notch, and it's scratching the harvest moon itch I get every now and then. Fun game, enjoying it a lot
how did so many people get tricked into buying this? there was very little interest in it until right before launch.
>tricked
??
Marketing is fricking insane and actually works
I was interested in Cult of the Lamb ever since it's reveal trailer
I was interested in it since the demo, but I definitely regret buying it now. I had fun for the 5 hours I played it, but now I'm experiencing so many game breaking bugs that it is impossible for me to continue playing. I can only hope that the developers fix the issues, but so far they only released one patch that fixed one (1) bug.
It’s fun and they didn’t get tricked it has a demo
>buying
???
I dont regret buying it, its really fun.
Devolver:
>That'll be $24 plus tip
>not a roguelite
This alone made me a bit more interested in the game. Roguelites over-saturate the indy market so hard since they allow you to make a minimum amount of actual content and just fill it with a bunch of randomly generated clutter.
>>art is le cute
It's gay Steven Universe shit. It's not even cute, unless you're some kind of weedbrained American tard
Played 45 minutes of it and was pretty damn disappointed.
Happy Tree Friends zoom zoom
forgot
>easy as frick
>gather/craft system, the lazy way of adding "content"
>woke current thing developers
>0 day dlc
>expensive when compared to similar games
pirate it at best
frick off
Tried the demo and could tell it was pretty gay. But it's le cute and guise get this... What if Satan.... Was Good??????????????????
Bought it yesterday, havent tried it out yet, should I refund? Im bored out of my mind theres nothing to play until next POE league.
I could play Tower of Fantasy but it just seems like a worse Genshin
>still felt the need to make a thread about a game you hate out of 10
OP is mentally ill and will never be a woman or man, just an obsessed loser. Go back to ign with your homosexual reviews
Don't Starve + Marketing campaign = Cult of the Lamb
>>not a roguelite
progression with no replayability
Good.
Frick all these morons that think shuffling around 5 hours worth content is "replayability"
>not a roguelite
>linear progression with no replayability
You just sold me the game
Ganker might as well just merge with /lgbt/ at this point.
Game is fun and lamb is cute you homosexual
>no roguelite or replayability
i only spend money on games i get mileage out of. approximately 100 hours per $5 spent.
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Why is every third villager a coprophile.
Why do they blush when they shit in the open.
I see these things. I notice them.
>Why do they blush when they shit in the open.
Because they are embarrassed for having to do that. Build an outhouse for them.
the vile doodoo devourer
Is this a shop?
No
Probably not. I haven't had a follower ask to eat poo yet, but I did have one say we should "prank" another follower by making him eat poo.
Nope!
I beg you guys don't do it
>>not a roguelite
wait really?
I thought this was a garbage roguelite
Gonna buy it on a sale or something
This game is a bunch of systems piled on top of perfunctory, mediocre combat. It's like Don't Starve with minions, and a lot of meaningless upgrades and unlocks to pepper you with decisions that don't really matter. It's a turd that is polished to high gloss, but still a turd.
shill
>not a roguelite
holy shit i love LAMB NOW?!
>>not a roguelite
Shit, now my interest is peaked
She is so cute.
He
That is a he
I refuse to listen to you.
nobody cares
You did.
The creator is a self loathing whiteoid commie. So its a trans female
Creator is a israelite
Lamb is whatever lamb has to be to get you to worship.
Cute girl with big penis, got it.
You just know someone is gonna draw these two boning any day now
God, I hope there's a scat-version.
People keep saying "marketing campaign" but what did they even do?
>Initial trailer
>demo
>early access to some interested streamers, not even sponsored/paid
That all I'v seen of it until release day, the game is just simply captivating/fun to the majority of casual gamers
Easy? most people are shitters who don't even pick highest difficulty so that's just a plus to them.
I used to scoff at paying $59.99 Plus Tip for modern videogames, now I scoff at paying $24.99 for indiedev games, no I scoff at paying any amount of money and just play retro/cemu/yuzu emulators
There is such a wealth of old games, more than 10 lifetimes of games to play, I see no reason to even care about what games are coming out or if they are good
>That all I'v seen of it until release day, the game is just simply captivating/fun to the majority of casual gamers
Ganker is obsessed with "shills" nowadays
but yeah, the game simply was smart about it's aesthetic taking from stuff like "happy tree friends" and the woodland critters from south park and stuffed it into an hybrid of two genre that are fairly popular among casuals these days. Yeah it's style over substance but it's well executed and fairly cheap. Though yeah if you're looking for something deep and challenging on etiher fronts (zelda-like action and survival/building sim) you're going to be disappointed.
>Sorry white brotastic incel dudes, games aren't just for you anymore.
>see furry creature
>immediately head to e6
Just be careful.
>hard vore
What is their soft vore?
Soft vore is cartoonish, like swallowing someone whole then showing a cut out of them sitting inside the stomach going, "Oh well isn't this a bother".
Hard vore is what you would see in nature when a wolf catches a rabbit.
Hard vore is like crunching bones, chewing and digesting
soft vore is swallowing whole
Dumb people comparing this to Isaac made me laugh so hard. Great filter to see who know nothing about games.
game might be mediocre but goat still qt3.14
>>not a roguelite
Yes. It's a roguelite because it's a not a roguelike. It's kind of that simple.
Roguelites has frickall to do with metaprogression or whatever the frick people started telling themselves for whatever the reason. "Roguelite" is simply the term used games trying to be roguelikes without actually being roguelikes.
This game qualifies. It's a roguelite and it sure as frick is not a roguelike.
Cool game though.
>not a rougelite
how?
The dev didn't add that it's a roguelite in Steam page description thus it's not a roguelite
I will now join your cult.
This game needs an animation skip button so fricking badly.
I stopped blessing/extorting my cultists about 3 hours into the game. Not worth it.