>Not a single a big streamer aside from max played it

>Not a single a big streamer aside from max played it
Why so?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it matter?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too anime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because nobody paid them to play the game.

      This.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not anime enough imo, looks too western. If was anime it would have blown up already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's western cellshading if anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look more like early 2000 western saturday show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        french canadian spotted also soul

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like shitty tumblr tier western art kek
      So, unappealing as frick basically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing the streamers do is organic, this game came out of absolute nowhere, and streamers have a fricking schedule to keep.

      Additionally, a bunch of streamers are jobbers who wouldn't get this game anyway.

      >too anime

      Ben 10 is an anime?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not anime at all. It's crappy woke western faux-anime, the shittiest of all art styles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >crappy woke western faux-anime
        Shizo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anime ja nai

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HONTOU NO KOTO SA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse than anime
      it's western style trying to imitate anime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't look anything like anime. It looks like a Disney XD cartoon. Ugliest art style I've ever seen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nothing like an anime. Like a shitty copy of american comics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's fricking western dude.
      and thank god because anime is trash.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No shill money
    Wait at least 2~3 weeks just so some high profile streamer plays it, goes viral, and then every leech suddenly wants to play it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody paid them to play the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn……..

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL
    >streamer thread

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no marketing
    >word of mouth hasn't had time to spread
    They're streamers anon, keeping track of the gaming industry and new releases would be too close to real work for these people. Give it time.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game made for people who are too old to give a frick about streamers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Streamers would be shitting on it for not having a battlepass and cash shop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it being just a rhythm game would already filter streamers it being a rhythm game PLUS an action game will filter 99% of streamers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But a lot of peoples have played sekiro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zItSj8W.png

      >Not a single a big streamer aside from max played it
      Why so?

      No shill money
      Wait at least 2~3 weeks just so some high profile streamer plays it, goes viral, and then every leech suddenly wants to play it

      Because nobody paid them to play the game.

      I'm pretty sure moonmoon is playing it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He played it once and dropped it.
        "God gamer" my ass. Dude got completely filtered.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >lirik playing
          >gets 30-40% timing on every fight
          >Keeps spamming random moves which dont end in combos.
          >"yeah I gotta go...."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because nobody paid them to play the game.

      both of these are why. I'm glad too because I'd rather not have the "streamer community" make this the next Among Us and shit.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically give it some time. It's only been 4 days, im going to imagine you're going to be seeing youtubers fricking praising the FRICK out of this in the coming days.
    Ganker morons are still going to be all paranoid schizos and call it all paid shilling regardless though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK is so special about this? It looks PAINFULLY generic and average aside from the admittedly strong aesthetic.

      What the frick is there to praise? It looks like a middle of the road PS2 game at it's core.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you need to be over 18 to post here

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No frick you moron, I'm in my 30s and this looks like a fricking mid tier 3D platformer from 2003. What the FRICK is so special? The graphics?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's saturday morning cartoons anon, just has soul simple as

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Mikami the dude known for HORROR games made this
              BAHAHAHAH

              Talk about being washed up, dude needs to quit vidya forever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He just produced it, since his studio made it, love. Not sure why are you upset about a game, who hurt you love?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a moron who get charmed into playing generic tripe because there was a goofy slapstick moment?

                Jesus fricking christ your tastes must be miserably shitty.

                [...]
                Bro I've been happy as a pig in shit all morning, playing Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles on Dolphin with a real wiimote.

                This game looks like trash.

                https://web.archive.org/web/20230126150847/https://gameranx.com/updates/id/433136/article/hi-fi-rush-gets-99-positive-steam-review-rating-already/
                >Hi-Fi rush set a steam world record as the fastest game to reach overlwmingly positive reviews, dethroning God of War
                HAHAHAHAHAH NONONONONOOOOO
                and it's FREE on gamepass too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >mad at someone who tried to do something different
                Oh no the horror!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So you're a moron who get charmed into playing generic tripe because there was a goofy slapstick moment?

              Jesus fricking christ your tastes must be miserably shitty.

              you need to relearn how to have fun with things again, your midlife crisis is about to start soon.

              Bro I've been happy as a pig in shit all morning, playing Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles on Dolphin with a real wiimote.

              This game looks like trash.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you sound miserable granpda

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's a great game to play but my god you're acting like you're miserable. have you even tried the game yourself? don't boomers use gamepass?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am in love with Korsica.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Korsica is one head taller than the mc

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >her pantyhose are tastefully torn after she joins

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It's an alternate costume you can equip

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I was totally expecting that ending and it still made me laugh

              no fricking clue why people get mad at this

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the icing on the cake was Chai patting Korsica on the head right after setting her down

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >MC is beating women
              Alright Im buying

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you need to relearn how to have fun with things again, your midlife crisis is about to start soon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >3D platformer from 2003
            That's why it's good

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, that's why you're excited for it. Those kinds of games were only good during their time. Nowadays they just end up being weak platformers AND weak action games and really don't attract a proper audience other than nostalgia goons like you.

              that's a great game to play but my god you're acting like you're miserable. have you even tried the game yourself? don't boomers use gamepass?

              Why would I bother trying it? It looks honestly unfun and shitty as an action gamer AND as a platformer. Neither of the elements looks fun. It's just pretty and [probably, haven't judged] has good music

              you sound miserable granpda

              Not even. I actually have tons of fun games on the go and in my backlog and soon RE4R, Wo-Leng, Bayonetta 0, Jedi Survivor and more will be hitting all in a 2 month period

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Gee a Rhytmic based video fun-factor doesn't translate from a youtube Video.

        you need to be over 18 to post here

        This dude meant your IQ, not your age

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So it's painfully generic but there's some rhythm elements that are so shitty and boring and low-importance that they don't even look fun from a distance?

          Am I supposed to be impressed by the Sekiro knockoff fight where he parried some pink haired c**t a bunch in a big game of Simon? Or the part where he had to press a button when the circle aligned as if that's so cool?

          Frick you, frick this game. Looks mediocre as frick, frick you for pretending it's a big deal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus frick anon why are you so mad about a video game?
            It's just a fun little action game with really aggressive enemies and a banging soundtrack. No fricking wokeshit besides some lesbos. And a decent actually humorous STRAIGHT WHITE MALE protagonist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a ratchet and clank game.
        OH NONONONONO, thsi is what Ganker has been praising?

        BAHAHAHAHAHAH

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's honestly why I've been enjoying it so much.
          No stupid open world to go through that's mostly empty with maybe a handful of decent side quests. No crazy 2deep4u plot with some misunderstood villain. All the extras like costumes, artwork, powerups are available through collectibles in game.

          AND NO FRICKING CRAFTING

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like fricking shit. Holy frick boomers need to die off already.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it hits different when youre actually playing. i was bobbing my head and bouncing my knee the entire time. it was pure ludo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thats the thing. you have to actually play the videogame, not watch it and judge like a snoy game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker morons are still going to be all paranoid schizos and call it all paid shilling regardless though
      Because there's probably been 20 posts tops actually talking about the gameplay in the past 4 days since it released and everything else has been unconditionally fellating it and never failing to mention DA GAMEPASS.
      have a nice day.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no marketing
    >1 day before Dead Space
    I've seen a few streamers talking how they'd want to play it, but since Dead Space is out, they'd rather play that. Also, a lot streamers have this weird mentality of not playing a game after release, if they don't play it during the release, then they won't play it ever.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Streamers only play games they have been paid to play.

    Are you guys moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting attention on Twitch is an indication that the game isnt that great, simple as that. Alot of anons say it's a solid 7/10 but nowhere comparable to the likes of GoW and Elden Ring.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd disagree, the fact its getting this much word of mouth and popularity without twitch is proof enough that streamers are irrelevant when it comes to making a game popular.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not getting attention on Twitch is an indication that the game has a target audience over the age of 18.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >anime rhythm game
          So edgy and mature

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            "Edgy mature" games are for children. Look at the fricking state of GTA online.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Edgy and mature is for those who don't get enough of this shit in real life. Do your math.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Not getting attention on Twitch is an indication that the game isnt that great, simple as that.
        Holy Mother of God, this brain dead zoomer is worse than people who take meta critic seriously. This Must be bait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nowhere comparable to the likes of GoW
        Old GoW? Yes. Slop of War? Not even close.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know, between this and forspoken I'd rather play forspoken.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i dont even want to explain to you have stupid your post was
        just shut the frick up and die

        I'd disagree, the fact its getting this much word of mouth and popularity without twitch is proof enough that streamers are irrelevant when it comes to making a game popular.

        getting this much hype despite no streamer attention in this day is honestly incredible and speaks volumes of not only how good the game is, but how much the industry has been fricking up by not making more games like this for ages to focus on live service or AAA gaming

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely true.
          Big companies would rather make endless content, pointless grinding, streamer bait bullshit instead of a simple product that focuses mostly on gameplay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I want to kill zoomers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because everyone play a game. Who're going to watch a stream when everyone buy a game.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares about xbox games

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We get it. You're reaching for excuses to shit on trendy games people are enjoying. If that makes you feel better then okay but shut the hell up. Its getting old.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    steamers are israelites who wanted the game for free

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda will send youtoobers a code if they ask for it, but they're not doing sponsored streams or anything.
      >Source: I asked and they gave me one.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Streamers and journalists are shit at action games and this one is hard enough already

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile, on Bizarro Ganker

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE THE GAME HAS NO POSTGAME
    >NO ONE BUT SHILLS ARE PLAYING THIS TECH DEMO
    BECAUSE THE GAME HAS NO POSTGAME
    >NO ONE BUT SHILLS ARE PLAYING THIS TECH DEMO
    BECAUSE THE GAME HAS NO POSTGAME
    >NO ONE BUT SHILLS ARE PLAYING THIS TECH DEMO
    BECAUSE THE GAME HAS NO POSTGAME
    >NO ONE BUT SHILLS ARE PLAYING THIS TECH DEMO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats quite literally a lie. Why are you even spamming this when you dont even know whats in the game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >because the game has no postgame
      Are you serious? Im about to finish it and i dont want it to end...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a post-game, anon.
        The characters even wear the post-game outfits you get in cutscenes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's wrong, there's Bloody Palace, a must style difficulty, and doors you couldn't open before for challenges in every level

          It has a post game lol the dude is literally lying

          Black person is lying there is a lot of post-game with unique dialogue and interactions from characters even

          Glad to hear it. I love this game with all of my heart.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's wrong, there's Bloody Palace, a must style difficulty, and doors you couldn't open before for challenges in every level

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It has a post game lol the dude is literally lying

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black person is lying there is a lot of post-game with unique dialogue and interactions from characters even

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no postgame

      Sure thing homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >SHILLS
      >game is on the goypass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >THERES NO POSTGAME IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
      Being an unabashed zoomer is not a point of pride, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why does every new game has to have postgame/new game+?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game has licensed music you dumbasses. Unless you want streamers to get rightfully fricked over they're not going to stream anything with licensed music.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it has a streamer mode. you'll find out when it doesn't have denuvo anymore you fricking poorgay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      My poor third-worlder, there's so much that you don't know.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really want a containment board for fricking streaming an eceleb bullshit.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're not playing it because they haven't received a bounty to play it. They probably think that if they don't play it, the chances of them getting a bounty for it go up. Ultimately I don't think they're ever going to get a bounty for it or play it because the game is very well received and has an incredibly low bar for entry with it being on gamepass.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No marketing budget I'm guessing. All the big streamers only stream shit they're paid to stream

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sony will not allow

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >op finally realized big streamers only play new games when they are paid to do it

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    microsoft only paid for Ganker shills, not twitch shills
    much cheaper

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having issues getting Jam combos for one of the challenges. I'm supposed to defeat two of three enemies with it, and then I set it up and I just fail to Jam combo. What am I doing wrong?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what is it some action game with a stupid rhythm mechanic? Why should I give a rat's ass?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There seems to be a lot of misinformation spread by morons about this game to make it look bad.
    I remember they claimed that Korsica is a troony and that Chai makes a comment on feeling her dick when she holds him but this was actually him responding to Kale's question why she only caught one person of the team.

    Another one is they now keep spamming the two moments where Peppermint blushes at Korsica and tries to get close to her in the ending but Chai interrupts her and scream POZZED POZZED but no fricking word on Forspoken.

    It's just insane how much they hate the game and how hard they try to make it look bad. That or another posts like "i only see random pictures i have yet to see gameplay, you actually don't play the game" as if they cannot just fricking look up "Hi Fi Rush gameplay" on YT, moronic homosexuals.

    I honestly start to wonder if those are moronic console gays mad the game is an XBOX console exclusive or that their shitty Forshitten game got completely btfo together with ALL the other pretentious movieslops like GoW or The Last of Us.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They just want attention anon, just like me the OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I loved the game, but was kind of pissed they made the girls lesbians. They just had to throw that shit in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same
        it was obviously some requirement from a memo like the one that leaked from CAPCOM where they basically have guidelines on mandatory woke shit in games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I'd feel bad if any of the two became an interest for the turbo sperglord or the giga homie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same
        it was obviously some requirement from a memo like the one that leaked from CAPCOM where they basically have guidelines on mandatory woke shit in games

        >but was kind of pissed they made the girls lesbians. They just had to throw that shit in.
        I read it as a 3P when they both grinned happily the moment Chai jumped between them.

        Am I just crazy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Korsica is not a lesbian, she liked and admired Kale.
        If anything she shows more affection to Chai if you listen to her post game dialogue.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When that shits pounding to the beat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >When his strokes start matching his boombox-heart
          I'm digging these characters so much I'm almost tempted to write a fapfic with Korsica being a shotahunter that's known to prey among younger workers (male and female) being a dommy mommy to Chai with naive fake-punk Peppermint watching in secret behind a door.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Do it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gonna need more threads and some Korsica and Peppermint fanart to get the creative juices flowing.

              >Those moments whenever Korsica say's Chai's name in that sultry sheepshagger voice.
              Muh dick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I regret not screenshotting my perfect first run of Korsica. Can I go to a results screen after beating the game to show that? I think it had a star next to the S to show that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve seen a fair amount of fan art of both. Not enough though and more is needed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NEED more Korsica art

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. Although if somebody was to draw more peppermint as well I wouldn’t argue.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                REKKA ART IS MORE IMPORTANT!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You make a compelling argument

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even though I don't particularly like chocolate girls she ain't half bad, just wish she didn't have the dyke haircut

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s grown on me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ohhh yeah.
                That's the stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Fricking to the beat
            Just makes me think of Cbat.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Woolie is a fricking dumbass who doesn't know how streaming works yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Woolie
      >Hot new game comes out that is literally made for you
      >Refuse to change your schedule
      >Play some garbage bin fighting games instead
      >"The schedule is what it is, if it comes down to it I'll play the game off stream"
      That's the Woolie Way™

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pat even said he's excited to see woolie play this in 6 months

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still probably the most hype sequence of the game.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because streamers only play for a profit. See the new dead space slop

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game is EXTREMELY political and would cause chaos in the chat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The game is EXTREMELY political
      What?
      That megacorporations shouldn't literally mind control the populace into puppet slaves, is a pretty cold take if there ever was one. And the politics kind of end there.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to frick the cat

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe people liking a legitimately good game can cause so much seething and schizophrenic posting. The fact it was shadowdropped and gave shitposters zero time to tortanic post against it has fricking left some anons mentally ravaged.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can't believe people liking a legitimately good game
      I dont care what you like. I've been hearing people absolutely SPEWING praise for it so when I finally realize it's a fricking Jak and Daxter title with some rhythm shit tacked on, I was fricking FLOORED.

      Maybe you shouldn't disporportionately hype shit up and then I won't shit on it in a disproportionately angry reaction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Youre basically judging a book by its cover. Not only that but your admitting to being a natural contrarian.
        >REEEEE PEOPLE ARE TOO POSITIVE ABOUT SOMETHING I FRICKING HATE IT IT MUST BE FRICKING SHIT
        Honestly I wished youd frick off then and stop attention whoring about how much you dont like a game you'll never play.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          PEOPLE ARE TOO POSITIVE ABOUT SOMETHING I FRICKING HATE IT IT MUST BE FRICKING SHIT
          No, it's that people were screaming GotY and best graphics of all time and amazing instant classic. I don't care if they act like that and it's a fricking actual instant masterpiece super amazing game. This isn't that. It's OBVIOUSLY not that. So now you reap the whirlwind fricktard. Now I hate you and your game becase you oversold and overhyped a VERY middle of the road game. Now I hate the game rather than just don't care and now I hate you and will make your threads less fun.

          You fricked up.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This isn't that. It's OBVIOUSLY not that.
            You literally wouldnt know because you havent even played it.
            Man you really are a contrarian and attention prostitute. The other anon is right you sound fricking miserable. You even think youre saying something meaningful when your input so far has literally been some "me me me" bullshit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You literally wouldnt know because you havent even played it.
              Anon, I can ALWAYS tell from a video if a game will be any fun. I'm a legit actual autistic savant when it comes to judging games from afar. This game looks mediocre in the extreme.

              >Rhythm combat
              Always a moronic idea because the enemy and player behavior is never conducive for a good tempo or beat. Looks the same in this one from all the footage I've seen.
              >Platforming and collectible gathering
              Looks literally PAINFULY generic. No better or worse than any of the dozens of Ratchet and Clank games.

              The actual fricking GAME looks like dogshit bud. It's got a cool world, a cool personaility and probably some decent music or even a good story. The actual moment to moment GAMEPLAY looks like generic fricking TRASH to an action game afficionado such as myself and the platforming doesn't look cool or fun enough to make up for it. If you're a massive Hifi RUSH fan, good for you. All that says is you're a shallow fricking halfwit who enjoys aesthetics and vibes over actual game design.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Okay enjoy Forspoken

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, both are slop to be skipped.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Okay then enjoy Fire Emblem Engage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lol or I can not play recent release if they suck shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >egotistical, narcissist, attention prostitute,contrarian, low iq
                Alright that's enough I can tell youre a fricking brick wall. Just frick off and keep thinking your opinion means anything to anyone elsewhere.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Always a moronic idea because the enemy and player behavior is never conducive for a good tempo or beat
                Wrong interestingly. Hi Fi Rush is very fair. Every enemy attack takes place on the beat. Player control is not forced by the beat, but youre rewarded heavily for making sure attacks, dodges and parries are on the beat.

                In a similar way, the beat doesnt change per level like it does for most rythym games. Instead you have small segments triggered by certain boss fights and certain enemies in which the beat does change.

                Overall its a full experience for a reduced price compared to a AAA game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So I'm penalized for aging how I want and have to wait for the temporary to swing? Why would I want that? The actual gameplay of the combat doesn't look cool or fun and from the looks of it has just one weapon.

                As I said before: Shitty combat, shitty platforming.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon please.
                All action games have this thing call animation and input delay in the character action.
                Game like DMC also have combo string that require player to delay their input to chain into a combo.

                Hi-Fi just translate these delay into beats and it flow just as well.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Hi-Fi just translate these delay into beats and it flow just as well.
                Lmao but does HiFi also have cool strings and unlockable moves and weapons? Certainly no weapons and minimal moves if any from what I can see comparing endgame fights to early ones.

                Mediocre combat, mediocre platforming. You're just dazzled by the dressings and the illusion of "press button rhythmically" as innovation.

                Stop hyping it or the hate will increase. It's only mid range, not a fricking big deal.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you know as well as I the larger and more successful this game becomes, so does the butthurt. There is no one without the other.
                If the game was bad, there'd be no butthurt and it'd simply be ignored.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, the butthurt will go away if you start pushing about how it's soul/10 and a big surprise and not about how amazing it's gameplay is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Search your heart anon
                You know it to be true.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Lmao but does HiFi also have cool strings and unlockable moves and weapons?
                It has a big list of unlockable moves and additional moves for your tag team call ins.
                >Stop hyping it or the hate will increase
                Hate from who? Its at 3000 reviews on steam at 98% positive.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                People who hate when things get overhyped. Ganker is mostly contrarians.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >People who hate when things get overhyped
                Anon, Ganker hates games and doesnt play them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop hyping it or the hate will increase.
                I was hyping it up for a while just to troll. I don't care about this game at all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, just fricking pirate the game or something.
                The only downside is that you have to go through at least half the content to have access to enough amount of mechanic to make it interesting.

                Also just to clear up the mc have;

                >have multiple strings combo
                >dodge cancel animation
                >npc that can be summoned anytime between combo
                >npc own finisher with different input
                >parry mechanic
                >grapple mechanic
                >block mechanic
                >special finisher that can be swapped

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if your an anti-anti-shill because youre making the shitposters against this game look even more stupider than before.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's what happens when the discord doesn't have any prepared talking points

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It has plenty of combos and unlockables. The only thing, like you said, is one weapon, but that is a complaint that exists only because DMC exists. The game plays fine with one weapon and, given its length and the complexity of staying on beat as is, other weapons with a different moveset would cram the hell out of the game. Not to mention balancing.

                Although other weapons that play at different tempos sounds awesome. On the fly weapon/tempo swapping would be insane.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So I'm penalized for aging how I want and have to wait for the temporary to swing?
                What? You have to wait for the what to swing? See this is kind of why you should play the game or atleast watch a vidya of it. It all plays really smooth. I fricking WISH NSR had the NSR story but Hi Fi Rush's gameplay and boss design. And this is coming from someone who was completely filtered by Necrodancer.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                who broke you little buck?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably Ganker really
                /v/s mind broken so many anons over the years they cannot comprehend any positivity towards a recent game release.
                Its quite sad really.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't like it, so it's BAD!
                Alright man. If we all agree that you're right and we're wrong, will you frick off?

                Because I think that's about as far as this """"conversation"""" is going to go.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a legit actual autistic savant when it comes to judging games from afar.
                I know what you mean and I know how you feel but you're unironically wrong this time.
                I had the same pessimistic approach until I saw "Shinji Mikami".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, people were exaggerating. How the frick is that not obvious?

            It was a good game that came out as a surprise, so they hyped it up a lot because it came out of nowhere and needed to spread via word of mouth. Only an idiot would see people calling a game that's not even a week old "GOTY" and take it as face value.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Rhythm shit tacked on
        so you've only watched a trailer at most, okay. good to know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      give us a good chuckle at least, and keeps the bumpn' going

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not a good game unless it bypasses the shitpost brigade.

      And it didn't, they had to use sneak tactics, they lack so much confidence in their game they had to release it on the hush.
      Does that sound like a good game to you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like that there wasn't adverts for it. Adverts build up hype that isn't usually recieved, a lot of the time lie about the game we're getting, or sometimes even spoil/ruin the whole game. I'm not saying every game should do it, but it'd be nice to see more game's just frickin... release. show it doesn't need the advert money.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gave shitposters zero time to tortanic post against it
      Beyond the usual console war shit, this really is key to the insane shitposting the game has gotten, isn't it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has just been getting worse somehow. I’m convinced it’s the fault of Discord trannies and bots.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i FRICKING HATE THE SAMURAIS THEY LEGIT KILL ME SO MUCH I CANT GET THE TIMING DOWN FOR THEIR FINAL ATTACK

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, who cares about Peppermint and Korsica. Need a sequel with a rival character for Chai, but this time finally FINALLY make it a girl and the main love interest.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is the deal with the fifth SPECTRA door? It's literally impossible. You have to use Jam Combos but they don't fricking work inside the room for some goddamn fricking shit frick reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey, I was having the same problem. It's more that the timing is absurdly fricking exact and I actually have the same issue everywhere. I had to stop playing because my hands hurt now trying to do that shit.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Game punishes player for doing all the optional content
    What the FRICK were they thinking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What happens? I'm struggling with the spectra rooms

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wont spoil it. Also, the spectra rooms were really easy, the only difficult one was the 4x jam combo enders.
        Its kind of annoying because the Spectra rooms were the only ones that made me realise how you generate reverb properly and also the fact that parry/dodge counters even fricking existed after beating the game on very hard. The entire game I though parries were useless, but in actuality its how youre supposed to win fights where the enemy has a bunch of shields or barriers up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just post it homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > Kale has a big speech about how the Spectra code in the rooms has been combined due to Chai, and now hes back as a replica AI. As hes about to activate Spectra again, the janny robot (pic related) unplugs the computer, and after a short delay, the entire screen goes black, and it slowly pans out to show the entire Hi Fi Rush game was a simulation being ran by Roxanne and a prim and proper young Peppermint comes up to her and asks her what shes doing. Then the credits roll again and youre back in the hideout

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That sounds dumb as frick, hope they just write it off as a non-canon joke if they do a sequel

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is this legit? That actually kills my interest in the game

              >Le it was all just a le dream

              Why?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because the post game makes sense anyway?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The part about the AI being unplugged is real, but the simulation part is bullshit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The part about the AI being unplugged is real, but the simulation part is bullshit

              WHO DO I BELIEVE
              FRICK I GOTTA DO THOSE SPECTRA ROOMS NOW

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just beat it earlier and there was nothing about a simulation, the AI gets unplugged, Chai leaves the room, fade to black, return to hideout. I was on Normal so unless the simulation scene is only on higher difficulty the first guy is full of shit

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All the shilling budget went to Ganker threads

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go back to the hideout during the last mission
    >everyone gives you shit for stopping during the climax
    >even Chai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that may be so
      >but there is evil within too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks at the screen
      I can't believe Chai said my entire address. I've never even met the devs before.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kys shill

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So the game is basically what NSR should've been?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >xbox exclusive
    I think it might be PC accessible too but neat as the game looks literally who plays on Xbox anymore?

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone post korsica walking/ass boucnign webms plz

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >aside from max
    does patstaresat count as a big streamer?

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can beat it in 1 day

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chance for a sequel or dlc?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game did everything right in terms of ranking/stage exploration and such. In kamiya games you have to do moronic backtracking or miss out on combat sequences which will gut your score. Also getting hit one single time will ruin a rank aswell. I really appreciate that they used the beat% instead of hits taken, and i also really appreciate that theres no moronic hidden combat sequences in every level.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >look at twitch
    >guy with 30k viewers playing it right now
    huh?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Streamers work for money. That means despite snoy shizlos here MS spent 0 money on promotion

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody's playing it because it's a character action game, and there are like five streamers with more than 100 viewers that play those. It's a niche as frick genre that gets basically no fricking games to begin with, and only maybe two series from the genre get even mild outsider attention. moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *rhythm action game

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any gay undertones in the game? I might play it but I don’t support the homosexuals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      theres lesbians

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the brown girl is lesbian I think but I dont know how homosexual this game gets

        Oh well, I’ve got too many other games to play on the backlog to be too sad. Back to monhun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the brown girl is lesbian I think but I dont know how homosexual this game gets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the brown girl blushes for a single frame in the post credits scene when the other girl winks at her, thats literally it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dont lie moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and what exactly is this image supposed to show? "sexual tension"? holy shit have sex man

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Peppermint blushes beet red and stammers when shes complimented by Korsica in the mission after you recruit her
            >Credits, Peppermint blushes when Korsica winks at her
            >Credit, Peppermint blushes and is slowly getting closer to Korsica while Macoran smiles gleefully
            >Immediately gets embarassed when Chai lands.
            Lmao bro youre just trying to convince yourself theres nothing there. Its so fricking obvious

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She also draws heart over Korsica in mission report

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the brown girl blushes for a single frame in the post credits scene when the other girl winks at her
            >OMG SHE LIKES HER SHE'S A LESBIAN
            >pic of her getting exited when the MC arrives
            >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T PROVE SHE LIKED HIM NOOOOOOOO

            lmao the hypocrisy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If you think that face reads as excited I have unfortunate news for you ASD-kun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                if you actually saw the ending you'd know that she hugs him right after he arrives

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The 2D art kidna sucks compared to the 3D especially the portraits.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yah the 2D parts have that American Dragon 2000s style going on.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft just sent me $1000 to my PayPal account to shill this game on Ganker. What should I do with the money?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      buy 100 copies of hifi and gift on steam

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they can't listen to the good music while they play it

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Daily reminder this moron didnt read anything in Witcher 3 and started having a mental breakdown against the noonwraith where you have to use Yrden (and 3 different things prompt you to use Yrden) to damage it and quit because he kept trying to mindlessly attack and it wasnt working.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It baffles me that so many people take genuine advice from him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Wonder why a picture of Asmongold got deleted.
        His takes on internet drama are always fricking terrible, too. He's amazing at grifting his audience, like all the big streamers.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know trolls are scrapping the bottom of the barrel when they try to use streamers as an example of why a game sucks.
    Streamers being the high quality players that
    >Call themselves pro but die to a fricking easy mode khezu in monster hunter
    >Call themselves pro fighting game players but get bodied by slayer in GG and then ragequit the game
    >call themselves pro smash player but whenever he loses to something he cries about how broken that thing is.

    Man Hi fi rush has mindbroken Ganker trolls
    I nominate Chai as king of Ganker 2023

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're exactly fricking right m8.
      The fact that streamers are filtered by the gameplay is a positive thing for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Streamers are actual gamers who play video games professional and they know more about video games than the shiteaters on Ganker. I'd rather trust them on video games because they actually know what they're talking about compared to the blatant marketers and shills here and Ganker who has dogshit taste in games compared to streamers and youtubers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Streamers are professionals
        Odd how all of them are college dropouts that freak out like spergs the moment you mention that.
        Almost like they peaked in highschool or something.

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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How much GG so you play? Slayer was released at a top tier character and either mops the floor with you or has trouble getting in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you know a games good when it filters all the right people

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because western weeb art is unappealing as frick

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >None of the big youtubers or twitch streamers have played the game

    This means the game is shit. If it was actually good they would all be playing it and talking about it weeks before it came out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If e-celebs aren't playing it, it's...le bad!
      have a nice day

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's okay when e-celebs and streamers shill stuff!
    I hate 2016 election tourists.
    Frick off.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that the game shadow dropped is making streamers change their schedules to decide when to play it, like 3 of my favorite streamers know that the game exists and are planning to play it this next week they just didn't do it in this one because of dead space

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Streamers are actual gamers who play video games professional and they know more about video games than the shiteaters on Ganker. I'd rather trust them on video games because they actually know what they're talking about compared to the blatant marketers and shills here and Ganker who has dogshit taste in games compared to streamers and youtubers.

      >"Schedules"
      >"Professional"
      Bitch, most of these streamers have 0 basic life skills. They can't even schedule how their own stuff works half the time because of their contracts.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >big streamer
    I remember when there was no such thing as a streamer

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this game ends up being a huge success, just for the reason Microsoft will figure out streamers and journalists are no longer relevant. Mrw Kotaku dies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's going to do quite well. The real question is what notes will the sequel take from it's success?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that I pretty much burnt through the entire game in 2 sittings because I knew nothing about it made me realize that the current marketing of revealing everything and letting influences have early copies, and spoil every damn aspect of the game by launch, needs to go away. We need more shadow drops where the game can speak for itself, instead of letting someone else speak for it.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Streamers
    >Having rhythm
    Max plays fighters and has a wife so he has to have rhythm

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I play video games,
    I dont watch people playing video games.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    max has unironically turned into a shill and will play just about anything and pretend he likes it.. got kids to feed now, I guess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Caught one of his streams maybe 6 months ago. He openly admitted he was going to do more shilling going forward unless it's a game he is very interested in. Also said he doesn't play games when he isn't streaming. Dictionary definition of a shill.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Also said he doesn't play games when he isn't streaming.
        I mean thats obvious by the fact that so little of his streams is actually him playing a game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Caught one of his streams maybe 6 months ago. He openly admitted he was going to do more shilling going forward unless it's a game he is very interested in. Also said he doesn't play games when he isn't streaming. Dictionary definition of a shill.

      well, he was going to stream forspoken but when he saw the video and release of hifi rush, he said frick it with forspoken and decided to play hifi instead,

      guess the shill game just didnt interest him that much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >guess the shill game just didnt interest him that much
        but you just said he played it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no, he was going to play forspoken, but since hifi rush came out, he dropped the idea of playing forspoken,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't we just have a thread where people were shitting on him for giving up on Callisto Protocol pretty early on? Obviously he won't just play anything and pretend to like it.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Final Boss was a lackluster but glad there is some postgame content there.
    9/10 gonna missa Chai and Korsica

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kale is weird. Hes easily overshadowed by the rst of the bosses and his last fight is not as memorable but i still liked him as a character. How he always tried to keep calm and professional but then would have outbursts of anger here n there showing off his immaturity.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the games lowest rating is on the one place players get it for 'free'
    what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need to own games to be able to review them on the Xbox/MS store so the 1 star reviews are as moronic as you'd expect. I see rhythmlets blaming the game and tards trying to play the game through streaming for some reason. there are even people crying about "fake" reviews and giving it 1 star to counter them lol. and this is on the console store

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't need to own games to be able to review them on the Xbox/MS store
        didn't know that, that's beyond moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you don't understand the game pass audience it's similar to google play store audience where the common review makes you feel disappointed in humanity. Steam users at least can write something readable and understandable

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else that actually watched the whole credits?
    They put a song about game developement at the end and it oozes soul.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the criticism towards management and higher ups being clueless about budgeting and game development seems to be speaking of experience based off handling Zenimax.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I watched it all.
      >"We spent thousands of hours polishing this, hope ya enjoy it while it lasts"
      >mfw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone else that actually watched the whole credits?
        They put a song about game developement at the end and it oozes soul.

        Fug I skipped the credits.
        Guess I need to replay the finale. Which is honestly pretty fricking hard.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fingering Chai's ass while sucking on his nipples!
    Licking and nibbling on his as red as polished ruby from embarassment ears while caressing his smooth chest with left hand and jerking him off with right hand!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based and same
      >still no porn of chai

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah.

        Hot steamy sex with Chai while listening to alt rock groups!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl + F "mad rat"
    >0 results
    did that game actually do that bad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did a switch only game sell that bad?
      Yup

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's unironically too difficult for streamers to play. Thanks to having a classic score system, their entire audience would know how shit they are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm shit at these sorts of games and I got A and S ranks through the whole game on Normal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >score S's
      >time S's/A's
      >on beat C's
      and just having that one critism is too much for them to handle and they all stop playing

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They had Forspoken and Dead Space on plate first. They should start playing the game sometime this week after they finish Dead Space.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >replay first chapter
    >at one point I walk past Smidge without talking to him and he follows me and makes his "HINT" sign bigger
    >ignore him again
    >he moves again and gets an even bigger sign
    >talk to him
    >"I just want you to know that because you ignored me I'm not going to tell you my hint"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh frick. I wish I hadn't seen your post. That sounds hilarious.

      You'd have to have a heart of coal to not enjoy this game a LITTLE BIT. God, Ganker can be such tremendous homosexuals.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care
    if you enjoy playing it I still don't care

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ms shill

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw there is more r34 of the wolf boss than anything else
    I hate furries so much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Day one there was literally porn of 808, doesn't really surprise me tbh

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly stopping the gameplay
    >braindead difficulty
    >licensed music for boss fight
    never refunded a game so fast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >licensed music for boss fight
      kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kijuta is that you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Wonder
        Is he an open world Elden Ring drone?

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about what streamers do

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And it still out sold Forspoken lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden ring completely BTFO's horizon zero dawn
      >Now Hi-fi rush beats forspoken
      No wonder why there's so much asshurt in these threads. Marketers, sonygays and n*ntendogays are seething.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Elden ring completely BTFO's horizon zero dawn
        not much of an achievement when the first games success comes from bundles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >zoo wee mama luigi this fantasy world sure is wacky on a stacky senpai
      i am utterly convinced a marketer paid for that image to get made, but it is pretty funny

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl + F
    >no DMCA take down because of song rights
    real answer, people want their pay day for streaming, and it wont happen if publisher freaks and cuts their pay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game has a streamer mode that disables all the licensed music and subs in original music

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a streamer mode, but a lot of the most memorable moments are tied to licensed song choices like NiN being the first boss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        best sequense in game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly when Prodigy kicks in it's pure fricking ludo.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game runs perfectly on my shitbox with an 960.
    based devs actually optimized

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if Hi-Fi Rush wasn't on gamepass, would the game have been full priced? $60

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's so much of it that just flies in the face of modern design trends, so I'm not sure.
      >It relies on licensed music, so streaming it or watching it streamed is an inferior experience
      >no multiplayer or any real grind component, even DMC5 had cartoonishly expensive EX taunts but everything in this game is pretty affordable
      >It is explicitly an experiment with a unique learning curve, difficulty/learning process usually isn't that popular unless you're from software where it's the brand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ironically the streamer mode songs are very very close to the vibe and feel of the songs they replace, listen to this for example, plays instead of invaders must die

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It is explicitly an experiment with a unique learning curve
        I love watching streamers get filtered by this in real time. It's like a basic IQ check.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's $30 on Steam

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's what i'm saying, is it because the gamepass deal that they had enough $$ to sell it for less elsewhere
        i still don't know how gamepass games are monitized, all up front, % based off players downloading it, other??

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whos Max

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tried streaming it, only the health bar shows up
    >had to screen capture my whole screen to do it
    typical japanese coding

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it on normal last night and got A/B on most levels and D on the final boss, C on like 2 cuz I'm a shitter. but I have the sudden urge to keep playing and get better on higher difficulties frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will get better, and eventually the beat will click with you. Once that happens the combat really shines.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the beat didn't click for me until the final level
        >done for the day
        >do ng+ the next day
        >it doesn't click anymore
        uhhhhghgghghhh

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing with 808!

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This Roquefort fight
    Holy shit. I do love classical music remixes, but the whole wolf thing is so out of left field. None of the other bosses did a whole transformation thing. And it's all animated so fluidly.

    It's a shame I'm about to get my ass kicked.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post your shonen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have made the most punchable man in existence.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bought those shades immediately when I saw them. Peak Chai-vibes.
        Still have yet to customize him besides giving him a gibson instead of a flying-V

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans get SWAT'ed for playing a game with a white male protag.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking did it bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking kneel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn 60 floors? is kale the final floor?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        damn
        can I get some fricking tips?

        Your attacks always land on the beat, so if you press the attack button when the previous attack lands, you will always get perfect timing. You don't even need the audio on to do this. Use Peppermint's shock jump chip, it's broken as frick.

        If you used "Pick Me Up"
        You didn't beat the game.

        I use double riff, it can break through all shields.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Use Peppermint's shock jump chip, it's broken as frick.
          >I use double riff, it can break through all shields.
          i had a hunch these were incredibly good things to have considering how weasely some of the trash is like the gunners
          does the shock jump also destroy shields or is it just an effect?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >does the shock jump also destroy shields or is it just an effect?
            I'm pretty sure it just stuns nearby targets

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              im mainly thinkin of those homosexual biker freaks that shield everything and if this could be an answer instead of tryin to somehow target the beacon that isn't reliable because of no lock on

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I find the homosexual bikers not hard to deal with.
                Just detroy the lance first and the focus the lancer. Peppermint can insta break their posture. Just so you know

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Focus the biker guy and knock him down with macaron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Frickkk, I'll add that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn
      can I get some fricking tips?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you used "Pick Me Up"
      You didn't beat the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they cant mindlessly mash and have a game upstage their innate narcissism that comes with their "job"

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So anyone unlocked everything? Is there a secret ending or whatever cool hidden content?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a secret ending for doing all the SPECTRA rooms, don't know about total 100% completion

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only person id be willing to watch fumble through and get filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M PRESSING IT, WHY ISN'T IT COMING OUT
      >WHY IS IT ONLY SOMETIMES SAYING I'M ON-BEAT
      I actually have no idea if DSP even has a sense of rhythm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the game is so frickin videogamey instead of these piss poor baby ez games that have so much handholding that it would be all him and chat can't do anything about it

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every gameplay vid I see just has shitty 1-2-3 combos, is this game actually fun or is it easy as frick
    because it looks boring. i already know the story is shit from just looking at the steven universe character designs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just as good as DMC or Bayonetta gameplay wise. Story is kino. If you hate those games you'll hate this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Story is kino.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Story is serviceable nothing special. The character interaction shines though which makes the process very enjoyable.

          >that one schizo passed out
          >suddenly all the trolling stops

          It's really just one person isnt it

          2-3 dedicated autists can ruin whole boards believe it or not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It has some kino moments but story it's really basic if not even bad if you really scrutinize it because there are some questionable things about it.

          Characters though carry it. They are all fantastic, heroes and villains. I am still not 100% sold on their visual design tho. Macaron has weirdly shaped head for example.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's some holes but the game mostly just takes the piss with them. You can quit at any checkpoint and when you arrive back at the base you'll get some variant of dialogue about how that doesn't make sense and they shouldn't think about it much.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It has some kino moments but story it's really basic if not even bad if you really scrutinize it because there are some questionable things about it.

              Characters though carry it. They are all fantastic, heroes and villains. I am still not 100% sold on their visual design tho. Macaron has weirdly shaped head for example.

              This. It's really unapologetic about mostly being an excuse for cool set pieces so it's fine in my book.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The characters are what makes it really.
          >All the dudes getting hung up over the gift basket.
          Had me chuckling the entire level.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yea lmao the basket shit was surprisingly funny
            when they sounded really fricking disapointed when zanzo dropped it into lava, my sides were in orbit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what having good characters does to a mofo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The characters are likable and there are a few funny jokes

          Can you ask for anything more in videogames

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The characters are likable
            >there are a few funny jokes
            I object, heartily, to both.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You would be an expert on not being likable or funny I suppose

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter if I am or not. I object. I think you're an idiot and this shit is cringe, period.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                boo boo homie don't care plus you're autistic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cared enough to reply plus you have shit LCD taste

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you think the characters and jokes are likable then you must have been living in some abundant utopia of amazing video games the last 10 years. I am jealous.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I mean compared to the average game where the characters might as well not even exist for how nothing they are yes, Chai and co are enjoyable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean compared to the average game
                The writing is pretty on par for the "average game". It's literally generic marvel smarm slop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no it's literally a cartoon
                not everything is capeshit anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nah just shonen manga/saturday morning action cartoon

                marvel is more shitting on something, not reveling in it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no it's literally a cartoon
                not everything is capeshit anon

                imagine not growing up with saturday morning cartoons
                porn has rotted this anon's brain

                k I get it sir, it's supposed to be a "cartoon" sir.

                It's smarmy cringe dogshit that only a mental 8 year old would think is ok. Sir.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think what's bizarre is that you feel the need to talk down to someone...over liking a video game.

                Like really, would you be this confrontational in real life?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you think you are, you little shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no it's literally a cartoon
                not everything is capeshit anon

                imagine not growing up with saturday morning cartoons
                porn has rotted this anon's brain

                I wonder what your (singular) thought of Borderlands writing is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i only played borderlands 2 once, but if it was going for the CRAZY WACKY over the top nonsense on purpose, it certainly got there, unless it was trying to be smart and witty

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Incredibly obnoxious and schizophrenic. Wants to be serious gritty wasteland story with loss and shit and black comedy romp and isn't very good at either.

                The fact that people actually got tricked into thinking Handsome Jack was a good tragic villain is mind-blowing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >literally generic marvel smarm slop.
                anon there's not a single poop/pee joke the entire game
                the frick you talking about

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Literally just thirsting for an opportunity to use the hottest buzzwords of the month, huh? What an npc response.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't play bad games if that's what you mean

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              im just stick of every videogame being serious business all the time now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They're either being serious business or they're the cynical kind of comedic.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              imagine not growing up with saturday morning cartoons
              porn has rotted this anon's brain

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not cynical enough to be a "there have been no good video games since [year I turned 19]" poster so yeah I guess.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single paid shill except the one who was paid played this game

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's funny Ganker?
    A cartoony platformer of 6/7th gen that used to be a dime a dozen back then is a breathe of air in a gaming landscape of remakes, propaganda pieces and hyper realism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen a game actually pull off rhythm character action before now, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We've had people say they wanted to see what cel shading looks like with modern gaming and the fact that we dont have any ones until Hi-fi rush to show us how good cel shading looks with modern tech is a sad thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Team Reptile pull it off pretty well for an indie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is a game that would have been a breath of air even on the ps2/DS days

      It's pretty clear it's taken inspiration from stuff like JSRF, MegaMan Legends, Viewtiful Joe, and Elite Beat Agents/OSU, and those were very unique even in their time.

      I even like the shitty western cartoon style, something about it gives me 90's vibes done right. Startropics and shit like that.
      Even if I don't like the brown girl's design in the fricking least.

      To be honest, I'm just surprised it's taken this long for developers to see the absurd amount of love music in action games gets (PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER, RULES OF NATURE, etc, or even as far back as ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND) and worked that into the game.
      Seems like it's a subgenre that's appearing out of nowhere with Hell singer and Hi-Fi.

      I think the game is a FOTM, but it's one that burns really bright because of the simplicity of the concept.
      >HITTING THING TO MUSIC FEELS GOOD

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so why is shit sometimes droppin batteries and health when i smack em? my chips aren't doing this.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most streamers are uncoordinated button mashers who can't get the timing of rhythm games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched one streamer who's been kind of ass at using a variety of moves but for some reason seems to be able to nail every parry without even trying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Action IQ & Rhythm IQ are very different things. The Samurai Parry doesn't filter me like it seems to most and I SSS'd Korsica first try but I'm getting multiple Continues on my first runs of stages.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The samurai parry is filtering me so fricking hard its not even funny, am I just bad?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah its just its rhythm is hard to seal. its segmented and delayed in certain parts.
            i still haven't figured out a good way to remember it other than its structured like a haiku
            samurai was my first, and second death in the same run

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Samurai enemy attacks are haiku structured.

              Yup, they were made to filter the west. I kneel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah its just its rhythm is hard to seal. its segmented and delayed in certain parts.
            i still haven't figured out a good way to remember it other than its structured like a haiku
            samurai was my first, and second death in the same run

            The samurai have different parry timings depending on what haiku they say.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i think its mainly the actual forced parries that are the same, but outside of that i dont know either. the cook one i haven't fought enough to tell the difference except 1 more move?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Samurai parry is annoying for me, but the beast parry was easy for me to vibe to

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Like they're not BAD at keeping the rhythm for attacks, but it's the fact that the parries are so well-executed and then the actual combat just ends up being them using the basic starter shit.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like how everyone came to the same conclusion that if he were to have sex Chai would frick to the rhythm of CBAT

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does disliking this painfully average game make Ganker seethe so much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How liking this game can make people spew their shit taste so vividly?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >saying that while posting a rushed game that is basically DMC4: Part 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for a false flagger with phone filename
        DMCgays love Hi-Fi Rush.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will forever feel bad for those who experience this game through someone else playing it.
    Some of the fights don't hit as much with the streamer music in place.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's XXYYY -> XYYY

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one is playing it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow it actually beat forspoken

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    honestly I never use the summons outside of hard countering shields, I really should

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the basic summons for Macaron & Korsica don't really do much outside of freeing enemies up, but Peppermint's assist is just a free extension to your juggle for like 4 beats. Korsica's charged assist is really good for long juggles too, best way to guarantee a fully charged held Heavy.

      As for the Assist combo enders, I go with Peppermint any time I do one in midair, Macaron for grounded ones I want to put in the air, and Korsica for grounded ones where I want to stay on the ground.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does the Samurai's chicken scratch say during his parry finisher?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have different Haikus but one of them is about testing their blade against you.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that one schizo passed out
    >suddenly all the trolling stops

    It's really just one person isnt it

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    replaying this outside of the rhythm tower is going to suck. The pacing worked for a first playthrough but if you're trying to go for perfect ranks I can see it getting annoying like in Kamia games.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno how they did it, but Korsica boss fight slaps so fricking much.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Moon dumped it after one day
    >Lirik only played it on sub sunday
    It's shit, deal with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic homosexuals without taste that play exclusively Early Access survival slop didn't like pure soul of a game
      color me surprised

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Soul
        Look up the word, troony.

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, do the bosses actually die? If yes then its kinda fricked up how they pretend they never existed afterwards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rekka is 100% fricking dead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone sans Korsica exploded/got buried under a pile of gold, they're dead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It feels weird that they just kind of sidestep talking about the actual murders. Like, yeah, they're unethical hypercapitalists, but feels weird to just outright kill them with no real talk about it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          especially since we just needed their password keys, not the actual people themselves dead

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you just kind of have to look at it like Scott Pilgrim, where the people dying just kind of 'happens'.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was expecting some type of token sob story for Kale to humanize him or something but nope, dudes just a total douche that mindcontrols his own mother to do bad shit.

          Everything plot wise is played pretty darn straight.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai didn't kill anyone
          He just hit them, it's not his fault he exploded.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's a nice change of pace how Chai just fricking murders them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could see Zanzo being alive for possible DLC
      I think he just got slapped into a wall

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any mac chips worth it? like possible shield break in one hit instead of two so theres not a lot of waiting around?

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK Rekka

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For all of Ganker's gayging over muscle girls and muh big wimmen I thought they'd be all over Rekka

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even like muscle girls or big women and all I wanna do is GET REKKA PREGNANT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          For all of Ganker's gayging over muscle girls and muh big wimmen I thought they'd be all over Rekka

          This man is twitters new obsession.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What are you talking about? I just want to give Rekka DEEP LEGLOCK CREAMPIES UNTIL GUARANTEED PREGNANCY

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cool Chai art.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick when does this happen.
      Why is Smidge so fricking BASED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He knows everything about you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well if he does then he knows I need pictures of Korsica's FAT BUTT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chai confirmed ~~*mutilated*~~

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a H*CKin MOONMAN reference? Nazibros lets F*Ucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >moon man reference
      SLAM DUNK A SMIDGE BABY IN A DUMPSTER

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stray also had a reaction like this. Maybe there's just a subset of Ganker that super hates cats and robots.

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    playing as chai kind of feels kind of like playing as bayo 3 if viola was the only playable character.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Streamers don't play good games.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THINK YOU'RE RADICAL

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone complaining about paying 30 bucks for this
    >I got GamePass Ultimate for 1$ and beat the game in 2 days
    Live and learn Ganker Live. And. Learn.

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >snoy Ganker completely fricking mindbroken over hifi rush
    >forspoken looking rough and tumble
    the seethe hasn't been this bad since yakuza hit xbox

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but consider this

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >keep getting S on score and time
    >barely an A on just hits
    very fun so far. i just have to pull myself away from the training dummy long enough to actually unlock more of my kit but I really want to get my timings right. Does anyone know what the stars next to your ranks at the end of the levels mean? Some of my S rank fights have them but others dont.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Star means you SSS'd it I think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always get a B on timing because I suck 🙁
      Star means you didn't get hit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah combos are abit weird because i instinctually want to press another attack after i see one connect but you're supposed to do it literally on the hit so its less reacting to combos and more keeping the combo you want in mind and keeping on its beat.

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the breaking out of Kale's office scene
    That's just the sort of corny
    >Power of friendship, the rockstar was inside me all along
    sorta crap I've been missing in my media.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mission report: Team, let's split up and GET this jackass!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just got to that part. Holy fricking SOUL. It feels like I'm a kid again watching the television only movie of some action cartoon where they do a action remix of the opening theme or something.

        Like Ben 10 Race Against Time or Teen Titans Trouble in Tokyo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but Chai you said you didn't need a guitar
      >yeah but this is way cooler

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game made for babies
    >sill filters strimers

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >korsica is a lesbian she doesn't like chai pay no attention to her f-ACK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      share your webm settings this looks crisp as frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if it turns out Peppermint is into Chai AND Korsica and they're BOTH too stupid to notice?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For Chai to notice someone is into him it would take a whole other adventure taking out a corporation with a villain that turns out going through the exact same thing with a love interest, and Chai wouldn't get it until the very end of the game with someone spelling it out for him

        With Korsica I think it's more Peppermint doesn't have the stones to make the first move

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chai would either not know until it was thrown in his face, or know and just not really reciprocate so he doesn't bring it up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Both could throw themselves at chai and he would be to moronic to realize it lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        then Chai's robo arm is going to be putting in a LOT of work

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >korsica is a lesbian she doesn't like chai pay no attention to her f-ACK

          I like how Korsica keeps pulling Chai over to talk to him maturely and to apologize to him for hurting him and to thank him for saving her. You can sense that she really cares for him and respects him since she actually fought him 1 to 1.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chai really out her being a proper shonen protagonist either making his enemies respect him or making them seethe that they can't win.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          W-What's chai's arm for?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            garbage collection

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get good at rhythm tower, I keep running out of time despite having S rank in the meter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      training mode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the meter dosent matter much for time. killing enemies and getting just hits does since they both add time. do big damage with precision.

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >after all that Chai just got an unpaid 'Ambassador' job
    at least he's learning how to play the guitar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It would've been funnier if they ended up just shoving him into the mail room

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is this game actually good? I had never even heard of it until like three days ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's good. No one had heard of it until it released a few days ago, that's basically the whole deal here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't released or known about until last wednesday, they shadowdropped it after the Xbox Developer Direct

      that's like half the reason people are talking about it

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hearing the opening beat/riff and realizing the magnitude of what's about to happen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i never played better than this part, the way it changes the beat hit/hit sounds to the song plus the CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI too the beat is fricking awesome

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my Chai. Like the purple scarf and the big red robot arm, makes it look powerful instead of scrawny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This game feels just good to play which makes me want to S-rank everything and get 100%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Streamers aren't playing this game because simple shit like off-beats completely decimate them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching so many streamers play this and fricking Jerma was the only one who just absolutely nailed Monkey Watch. And then he broke on Air Rally of all things.

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised this runs as well as it does on Series S, my PC is in dire need of an upgrade so I wasn't sure if I'd get a solid framerate either way, but it's been holding up without any drops.

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tango really just shitted on Platinum with this game considering all they made before this game were two third person horror games and a magic FPS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as how The Evil Within was a game that was forced upon them whereas Hi-fi Rush was an actual game they wanted to make is a huge difference for the developers in the end. Shinji Mikami did understand that they needed a basic seller to keep the studio running but it's clear that he doesnt really LOVE to keep making horror games nonstop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wonder why 'from creaters of ghostwire tokeo' wasn't on the showcase
      >remember that it's still PS exclusive and not on xbox

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's on steam though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Console exclusives sort of stopped fighting PC a while ago, with some exceptions here and there and also all of Nintendo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ghostwire is gonna be out on xbox in a couple month anyways

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually really like Bayo 3 but it's the first Platinum game I've really vibed with the combat with in seven fricking years and it still isn't better than Bayo 1. The sad thing is that it took nearly a decade for Tango to actually show their Clover/Platinum pedigree because Bethesda & Zenimax wanted not-Resident Evil.

      Bayo Origins seems cool though, it's also a heavily stylized game directed by a western weeb in a Japanese studio.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hoping for Vanquish 2.0

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Such a good moment.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know...it's moments like this that remind me of why I come to Ganker.

      Sure, we might bicker, and fight. Shitpost more than anything. But at the end of the day, we all just want to have a place to talk with our bros about vidya.

      Hack n slash
      Platformers
      Life Sims
      Puzzle games
      Strategy games
      Old games
      And new games.

      And at the end of the day, I'd always be glad to hop in a game with you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd always be glad to hop in a game with you.
        Good for you for being so happy-go-lucky. I'd rather not play games anymore than play with people on Ganker

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE KORSICA!!!!! OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!!

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game unironically shits all over Bayo 3.

    How the frick did they do it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bayo 3 is full of what i like to call "kamiya bullshit"

      it has his stupid kaiju movie shit, his hidden verse shit, and the "no hit" bonus. Bayo 3 is also bloated to shit with viola parts, the side scroller mgs missions etc

      I am enjoying replaying HFR (despite the tutorials not being skipped) which i usually dread replaying platinum games since you need to find every hidden verse/combat to get pure plat ranks. THe last time we got a "no fat" plat game was MGR and even then it had some dumb shit like the stealth segments

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta 3 has a bunch of minigames and shit that either makes the core combat worse (the kaiju fights) or are just boring as hell.

      The minigames in Hi-Fi all tie back into the rhythm game aspect, from the timed parries to the rail sequences so it's far less egregious when the game switches gears.

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >visit Ganker for the first time in years to see thoughts on this
    >70% genuine discussion, 30% mouthbreathers refusing to actually talk about the game
    It's like I never left

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same, this board is a lot worse than i remember with all the terminally online schizophrenics who force culture wars in every thread to prevent videogame discussion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's because the old summergays graduated from high school years ago and have since taken over full-time. It's made this board nigh-unusable, though thankfully /vr/ is still somewhat unsullied (not 100%, though)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds about right. Things change once you can clearly see how young most of the userbase of this board is.

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's full of licensed music that you can't stream

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has a streamer mode with entirely original music though, the game shoves it in your face during the first-time bootup

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That still detracts from a major selling point of the game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The few original songs in the normal mode is good enough that I feel like the ones they made to replace the licensed music in streamer mode would be pretty damn good

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly while the music isn't bad in the moment, it actually doesn't really stand out to me when I'm just sort of listening to it. I get the NSR comparisons are a bit done and dusted now, but NSR really had a great soundtrack all-round. HFR's OST is just... Good, at best, but it's USED very well.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              NSR's achilles heel was that the soundtrack was good,it had the style, but the implementation of music into gameplay felt like nothing.

              HFR can get me jamming out to songs I never would've considered in a combat context just because the implementation of music in fights is nearly perfect.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think the only time the music was REALLY used well in NSR was 1010's fight. Everything else, sure, they attacked on beat, but they also had a lot of nothing really happening sometimes. Also DK West, but that's just a rhythm game at that point. NSR's still not terrible, it has a lot of charm to it, but man does it just not... Work on the gameplay side all that well.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              HFR's devotion to put the entire game on the beat limited its OST, NSR got to go crazy since only enemy patterns were to the beat of the music, and so it had way more variety to its music. Shame the game plays like ass, but what can you expect when the directors of the game previously worked as game designers on FFXV & Street Fighter V?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, it's very much pop music to get you feeling and hearing the 4/4 beat more than anything crazy original

              The copyright friendly tracks are actually good and almost better because of being original but never stop being soundalikes

              TOOOOOOOOO
              BIIIIIIIG
              TOOOO FAAAAAAAAILLLLLL

              >Tfw it's so close of a soundalike YouTube actually tags it as 1,000,000

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >streamer mode version of "free radicals" is called "captured normals"
                alright, thats pretty funny

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blows up on twitch
    >Anons would call it a shilled game
    >Not streamed
    >Anons complain it isn't popular
    How do you win with Ganker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By not fricking listening to Ganker

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my shock when mimosa's theme is a remixed cover of, of all things, a fricking fiona apple song

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of I literally can't find any rip of the fast as you can cover and it's significantly different from the original unlike the flaming lips' cover

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Big streamers matter now
    Frick off normie.

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 5 minutes into the game and there's already a character voiced by Roger Craig Smith just doing his regular voice
    >first person in your ear for the game is just Erica Lindbeck
    How do you spend all this time on a creative endeavor, from people brainstorming the characters, roughing out their concepts, fleshing out their designs, creating the models and getting them in a highly polish state just to immediately make all of that effort completely worthless because some dipshit couldn't be assed spent more than 5 seconds finding a VA. Make it fricking stop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its likely because of VA union deals with bigger companies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play in japanese

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gimi the run down on Shinji Mikami
    i know he's credited for shit like RE1, 4, EW, but is Tango his studio?? did he have some falling out like Kojima did or IGA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was one of the dudes that made God Hand.
      He also worked with teams that made Okami, Vanquish and the Viewtiful Joe games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He left Platinum to form his own studio with the goal of mentoring the next generation of game directors that can make games as good as him. Which ran into money troubles and thus got bought by Bethesda Zenimax. He had three students but Ikumi who was supposed to helm Ghostwire tokyo had an stress incident happen due to Zenimax and quit to form her own company. One of the other dudes John Johanas worked on this game and it's supposed to be a break from evil within and a complete opposite of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mikami is one of the most prolific directors & producers the industry has ever seen. Got his start in early 90s Capcom (one of his earliest credits is on Goof Troop SNES), eventually worked his way up to director for Resident Evil, co-directed RE2, oversaw RE3, directed Dino Crisis, eventually made RE4 after multiple attempts at it were scrapped or reworked, made God Hand after that, plus plenty of other smaller credits in-between. He also convinced Capcom to do a lot of things, like give Suda51 a budget to make Killer7 and give a chance to people under his wing like Hideki Kamiya (originally meant to direct RE4, but that project became the original Devil May Cry after Mikami thought the project would be better off a new IP). After Capcom closed Clover Studios (makers of God Hand, Viewtiful Joe, Okami) he left to form Platinum with most of that staff. At Platinum he directed Vanquish and had smaller credits on other projects but in the early-mid 10s about a third of Platinum's core staff left with him to form Tango. Tango was picked up by Bethesda, with the promise of a Resident Evil-like game which lead to Evil Within. Tango was in part a way for Mikami to push even more young directors like Jon Johannes (director of Evil Within 2 & Hi-Fi Rush) and Ikumi Nakamura (long-time artist at Capcom & Platinum, originally the director of Ghostwire Tokyo before quitting to have a kid after Zenimax suits put so much pressure on her she considered suicide; she's better now and formed her own studio).

      The Japanese vidya industry and certain portions of the western games industry owe a TON to Mikami, he's more important than 99.5% of people in the industry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hell every zenimax adjacent suit can't get the boot too soon

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean shit. After seeing Kale at his full power, he's more machine than man anyways.

    While it's sad that her brother died, one has to wonder, did they ever have a positive relationship, Pepper and Kale? And really at this point, WAS that even Kale? Or what was left of him.

    Really makes you think.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did they ever have a positive relationship
      He literally brainwashed his mom, took over the company, and fricked over peppermint
      There's no way in hell they have a good relationship.

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >studio does zero marketing
    >just randomly drops this kino game and doesnt pay out streamers
    >Ganker out of everyone tries to shill it
    kinda cute ngl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats what happens when a game is pure SOUL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its getting insane word of mouth, alot of people just fell in love with it because its goofy and weird. the only thing killing it might be the deadspace remake but honestly it seems to be doing fine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Last time an internally-developed Japanese Xbox exclusive with no marketing and a novel combination of Action with another genre that was wholly unique and had distinct art direction came out, we got Phantom Dust, and that game flopped. It's natural to want a different fate for this game.

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just started the game and my first instinct was to

    >Not use the triple dash because tapping on 1 and 3 feels good and lets me hit a button to keep the rhythm the entire game
    >And it seems to leave my 2 and 4 open for attacks if I need it

    Am I just fighting the game systems for no reason or does this actually work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do whatever you want.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hitting any action button on beat just gives you a bonus, but not doing it won't hurt you.

      Far better to play with the beat, than against, though.

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, we can all finally accept this troony game didn't deserve half the breathless praise it got.

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