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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ninja Theory makes a great DMC game
    >Capcom tells them it has to be different from the others
    >We end up with this pile of shit
    This is why you never take advice from japs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom is kind of stupid sometimes
      >spend a lot of years making a last of us clone
      >executives japs deny them the chance because it wasn't a dead rising game
      >we ended up with 4 instead
      I'm pretty sure that the last of us clone would've have a better reception than dead rising 4

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anything would've had a better reception than DR4, id rather the series get put on ice by a bad sequel than changed into something it never was and sold to someone else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They totally wantes to make a good game it was that damn Capcom that shoved in all the blatant gameplay issues!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Holy Capcom, blessed be thee. Can do no wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick off homosexual Itsuno had to teach them about basic enemy design

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What does itsuno know about enemy design? His games suck.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >His games suck.
          Better than Kamiya's

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he made DMC 3 Vergil, one of the best designed boss fights in the history of video games.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And he almost quit capcom because of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The guy who created ghosts that attack you from behind, fish swords and freaking Blitz
        >Teaching about enemy design
        Kek, that's a funny one.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Not in a million years"
    >Every single alternate costume has white hair

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In retrospect, it was obviously meant to be a joke and not an insult. Except by that point the well was so poisoned that everyone assumed that it was Tameem hating Dante again and took it seriously.
      I'd say it was a shame, except the game sucked so no big loss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Could've had it play out a bit different. Like he keeps it on for the following bossfight. Then someone rips it off his head saying he's not an anime character.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i find it hilarious people were so offended by the joke in the first place. it's literally 3 words and everyone on Ganker was acting worse than ess-jay-dubyas complaining about big breasts in videogames

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's literally 3 words
          There was a month's long shitshow prior to that kiddo. That was just the sprinkles on the cake.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          "Not in a million years"

          Black person, that's 5 words

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was so surreal seeing a bunch of middleaged nerds act like they're a bunch of cool teenage edgelords just for marketing.
        It felt like they doubled down after realizing that they can't back down after doing something so embarrassing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a funny bit of foreshadowing since by the end of the game dante's hair is turning white. But like you said dmc fans are complete autismo homosexuals and refused to give the game a shot. The greatest irony of dmc reboot is how dmc5 is the same fricking game.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    QUE TE JODAN

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally liked this game better than 4 and possibly 3. I really liked the saturated colors, especially during the Limbo segments and the club level, and the Devil Trigger is possibly my favorite in the series based purely on aesthetics. I really liked the Sin City/TMNT look.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same anon. The sad thing is I think Ninja Theory wanted to expand on the Angel aspect as well. A Angel Trigger in addition to Devil Trigger would've beast.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DmC is shit but the Dante from the 2010 tgs trailer was unironically cool but not in a DMC way

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did the definitive edition improve it that much?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick you i liked it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    notice when people shill DmC they never talk about the gameplay, only "muh white hair" and "muh aesthetics"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's not much to talk about gameplay-wise. DmC didn't really bring anything new to the table aside from less stiff platforming.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't bring anything new to the table
        DMC5 took its level design, its enemies, a lot of its story, its physics, the mechanics of most of its weapons, Vergil's moveset, Vergil's Doppelganger...

        Pretty much anything that's in DMC5 that isn't straigh from DMC3 or DMC4 is from DmC.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody talks about the classic DMC gameplay either. They’re all shallow, don’t kid yourself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bot post

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better or worse than DMC 2?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, since at least DMC2 gave us the best Dante outfit of the entire series.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick red and blue enemies >:(

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Donte's hair are white when he uses devil trigger
    Play the game before you complain.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AND FRICK YOU WEEB MAY CRY homosexualS!!! IF YOU WEREN'T SO "MUH WITE HAYR" WE COULDA GOTTEN A SEXY REDHEAD TRISH!!!!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DmC DE is pretty good.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *tips fedora*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >edgy katana nothing personnel weeb turned into a pompous fedora tipping frat boy for the west
      idk seems very fitting, too bad Vergin's a whimpy homosexual so it had no chance of working

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DmC is a competent action game with a glaring, color-coded flaw and an absolutely infantile story that's hard to appreciate even ironically or for its edge factor

    Most negative PR stemmed from the developers intentionally being buttholes about their game being The New Hotness and shitting on the older games, which is also a consequence of really not knowing what they were doing to think that appealed to anyone

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Virgil will never have his own story mode based around his playstyle
    sucks man

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