Notch's new game

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he just modding minecraft?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one is voxel based. There's probably zero crafting involved but destruction enabled

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also 4JStudios new game has voxel game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks good actually

          that one could improve

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good I fricking hate arts and crafts I just want adventure and maybe npcs that are fun to bring on dungeon dives or to torture in my dungeon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        minecraft is literally only known for being a voxel based game, frick you on about?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >voxel art
    It's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is voxel le bad now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are no good voxel games

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes there are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pic unrelated?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Blue hands typed this post

          Ace of Spades was great and a cult classic for a damn good reason.
          The only bad part was the creator wanted to make money after releasing free updates and builds for a year, and sold it to the slimiest frickers who drove it into the ground.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss playing AoS with old Ganker

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Blue hands typed this post

              Ace of Spades was great and a cult classic for a damn good reason.
              The only bad part was the creator wanted to make money after releasing free updates and builds for a year, and sold it to the slimiest frickers who drove it into the ground.

              host when?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ahhh good times

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Delta force uses voxel graphics? Neat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly just ironic because he used to shit all over the idea of using voxel based models

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just think it looks like shit. Voxel based graphics can be cool, voxel models usually aren't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just thi-
          We've arrived at the root of the issue

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think therefore I am

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're replying to some lonely pants-shitter who doesn't like thing, and wants to give the impression that he is the final, representative authority on disliking thing. Frick him to death. Voxel good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok when Notch does it because he's based and he popularized the voxel/pixel bullshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, the only thing he achieved was teaching Black folk such as yourself that voxels = cubes, which is ofc wrong. voxels had been used in games long prior to minecraft and in medical applications long before that. red faction 1 with its destructible terrain springs to mind.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://nitter.poast.org/notch/status/1794923238625300523

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nitter
      Wtf it's still works?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bastard

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /ourboy/ will deliver

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he already peaked at life, there will be no another hit from him because it never happens to anyone. he's just bored and enjoying his free time doing whatever he pleases.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he already peaked at life
      Who are you to make this judgement, seriously. Guy has every reason to believe in himself.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will be eventually abandoned, just like 0x10c was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't fricking remind me, I'm still mad that 0x10c got cancelled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0x10c
      What was that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        space minecraft where you have to program your ship's systems yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had a pretty clear reason for quitting back then and lots of time to work through it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, better than pushing out every fricking thing even if it isn't shaping up to be good.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genuinely still caring about rendering pipeline
    There is very few developers like this out there right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still makes it in a fricking Java

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The language of the gods

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >check website
          >it's actually real
          I made better looking websites for college assignments, WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The power of Mr Nagoor Babu, M. Tech

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tech corps be like
              >yo this website is fire
              >better outsource our 4B$ project to them
              How the frick did outsource jeets gain any credibility when they can't even make their own website better than a guy who only learned about what HTML is 20 minutes ago?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's called SOVL and they don't teach it at shitty university

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's pajeetcore and there's no soul in it as there is no soul in any other zero-effort garbage in existence. It's literally the half-broken compilation of images they printed in newspapershanged on walls for advertising.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The power of Mr Nagoor Babu, M. Tech

          >check website
          >it's actually real
          I made better looking websites for college assignments, WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS?

          kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to see how bad it was on mobile
          Jesus christ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absolute kino

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SOVL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            soul

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            POOpunk soul

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to see how bad it was on mobile
          Jesus christ

          >visit site
          >get 6 different adwares loaded onto my computer at bios level
          t-thanks...

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't be the first time he teased a 'new game' post-minecraft and then did nothing with it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes Minecraft 2
    >Microsoft wants to buy his game for a billion

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why isnt he fricking a different ladyboy every day on a yacht?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely wears out after 3-4 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's bored of parties with people who hate him so he is reminding us how he's a mediocre dev.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did have a phase of parties and drugs but it just left him depressed in the end and he feels like it made him permanently dumber than before.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can confirm, brain damage from drug use is real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can confirm, brain damage from drug use is real

        I became financially independent and have spent $400 on booze every month for about four years
        I am not the same person as before lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a soulless homosexual that should be shot in the head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the dumb frick moved to Beverly Hills so being a billionaire means absolutely nothing when it comes to getting pussy/boi pussy since he's completely surrounded by other billionaires/millionaires who are both more charismatic and better looking than him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moves to California the instant he gets some money
        sounds like our guy alright

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you could live literally anywhere in the world why would you move to a fricking desert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably bored. Man never learned to be rich. Should be out with friends, playing golf and what not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can always tell the virgin posts when you go "uhhh, why isn't he fricking every day"
      You should try fricking every day, just get some prostitutes. A month of that will make you celibate for life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even about being a virgin, it's just being moronic. Anyone with even mildly above average intelligence should be able to reason that if they get bored with literally anything else if they do it all day every day, then they'll get bored of sex i the same way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a nerd who made it in life wasting time living in a place with gold digging prostitutes(fe)male)) and sycophants.
      Yikes, I'd rather just spend $2mil making my dream indie kino.

      Lifes really what u make of it once you're not poor anymore, u suddenly become a player character in the game of life instead of poorgay NPCs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see yet another unfinished piece of shit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woah, it's minecraft again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every game with a grid is Minecraft

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love Grimrock

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see reference Legend of the chambered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >last boss is a literal minecraft block

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ive just started playing this game and these little fellas kick my ass. Also spiders. Pretty good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grimrock 3 never.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They managed to make a good modern blobber and then gave up
        frick this gay earth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're absolute garbage. He created Minecraft.
        >It's just minecraft again
        If you can't help but disappoint everyone, don't do anything at all.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noita 3D
    We are so back.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sorry, not creating a shitter account for this
    i know... im just not gonna do it thats all!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know what i meant you stupid fricking Black person, you don't want it gone

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when does he steal mods to put in the base game and pretend he didnt?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >89 fps
    It's over bros. Notch's new game runs like ass even on his Nasa computer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A 1969 nasa computer

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dynamic dungeon crawler that is like minecraft

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is he cooking?
    tech demos

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has billions of dollars, and yet he made... an indie pixel dungeon crawler #87320. Wow! He just needs to have the main character talk about their depression and go on silly adventures!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon doesn't know what a pixel is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fine... voxel. Who gives a shit? It looks almost identical to all the other indie pixel / voxel shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post three games that look like it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quit it, Notch. Please develop a real game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're going to be that disingenuous and pedantic, every game is a pixel game.

        what is the style of a strongly square/simplistic design called?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a strongly square design, it's a strongly boxy design

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When it's 3d fake pixels, it's called voxels. "Pixel art" refers to 2d stuff made to intentionally look shitty because the artist lacks talent, and is marketed towards "retro" hipsters.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Pixel art" refers to 2d stuff made to intentionally look shitty because the artist lacks talent, and is marketed towards "retro" hipsters.
            No

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Note that nobody said "pixel art" until the shitty nostalgia bait for "retro" hipsters started getting made. It was just art. At worst, 2D art.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he really making a generic voxel dungeon crawler? Jesus Christ whats the point of making another shitty entry into an already saturated market. At least do something original gameplay wise if you're going to go with one of the ugliest gaming artstyles, like shadows of doubt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry it will be nothing like that nonbinary game you just posted and i refunded.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking
    kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking
      i hate zoomers and alphahomosexuals so much

      >cooking
      frick off

      LET HIM COOK FRFR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People were saying this in that type of contex long before zoomers appropriated it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, notch, since you keep marketing on Ganker: who the frick are you and why should I care? Your shots look like Minecraft (gay) and you look like Nathan Lane (slightly less gay than Minecraft).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"""people""" on Ganker will still fall for this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's based and red pilled and there are no trans folks in my video game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also buy me a house

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a game that will be abandoned a few months after being released because offering post-launch support boring for these types

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do we know anything about the gameplay?
    What's the core concept of this game?
    What feature(s) distinguish it from its competition?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SSAO
    >89FPS
    >Voxel based game
    >Not using superior RT or PT methods for lighting on a game where there isn't much geometric complexity that'll eventually run on more modern hardware

    Man it's true what they say about Notch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably wants it to run on lower end devices. You don't need all that ray tracing and pathtracing bullshit unless you're making something that mimics real life in every possible way. If you're making a lightweight voxel game like this, why ruin its potential by designing it from the ground up to use technology that's only reserved for high end PCs and the latest consoles?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >RT
      Sorry folks, this game is optimized to Intel GMA CHAD.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notch stop wasting your money and give it to the people, they could really use it

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that minecraft 2

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Notch

    Love you, Notch

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notch, make a voxel multiplayer pirate game with destructible ships.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Worms 3D a voxel game? You can break pretty much anything. Could someone enlighten me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it converts voxel data to mesh data in a clever way.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can imagine this being pretty comfy actually, I'll reserve my judgement for a bit

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking
    i hate zoomers and alphahomosexuals so much

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it exanima style combat and make it a procedurally based dungeon crawler and he has my money.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post more, moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this one is older screencap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Notch

        [...]
        and some even more early stuff

        already saw those. call me when release a demo or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nethack but first person
        Sixty Black folk this is what I was working on in my free time.
        Well... Time to go think of a new project.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that's called a dungeon crawler and there's literally thousands of them already. You weren't breaking new ground here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop pursuing originality so much, you don't need to reinvent the wheel for everything you do.
          Making the wheel rounder or making it spin faster is more appreciated than you might think.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nethack in first person but you move at WipeOut speeds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nethack but first person is already out, it's called Barony.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >roguelike
        Might be cool. I think Barony could be improved in a lot of ways

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        and some even more early stuff

        would try

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this one is older screencap

      and some even more early stuff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this one is older screencap

        https://i.imgur.com/LnH3m2T.png

        What is he cooking?

        Well, Ganker?
        Name his game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          KillFrickerz 9000 XTreme DX Director’s Cut 3D: Reloaded: Extended Edition: The Sequel: The Prequel: Revenge of the Aliens from Outer Hell 4K (Uncut) (Uncensored) & Knuckles

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Levers and Chests pre alpha
          its in the corner of the pics
          peak swedish shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            clearly a placeholder, like Cave Game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope the name stays as Levers and Chests just for the whimsy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WTF

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Glembur's Adventures Uncut edition

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RogueStone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exhumed

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People seem to forget that while Notch was a one man team, Minecraft barely fricking worked. And he promised such outrageous shit that I'm not even going to mention here.

    Guy is a hack. If you're expecting anything out of this garbage, you're going to be disappointed.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    notch name removal
    done

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LUDO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks lame
    the dude has no idea how to create fun rpg systems

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there're no rpg system in that pictures since.. it's just a picture

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you really that dense?
        whats with all the morons here all of a sudden?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a literal billionaire
    >still depressed

    what's wrong with him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      society

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obesity

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a good game dev, has a realistic take on politics, depressed and a loner. The odds of this being good is very high, whatever it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a loner because he can't tell if a person actually likes him, or his money. It's an actually wealthy person mindfrick.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have hope notch will release something eventually, even if this isn't it

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blocky shit.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone should put him out of his misery
    who thought that receiving train vagon-fuls of money could make someone so freakishly miserable

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he won, lowtax lost.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An infinite dungeon crawler maze I hope

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking
    frick off

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiter! waiter! more pixeldoink please!

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cook
    I'm so tired of zoomer homosexual Black language.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But "Cook" is taken from white meth heads cooking up meth in their exploding mobile homes

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He said it is going to be a dungeon crawler.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yawn. There's already plenty of better tile-based RPGs. Ones that are actually completed which this will never be. Just like the space game and the voxel lighting tech demo.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i were world dictator i'd kill every last one of these pixel voxelshit indie devs

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this image slaps no cap and the vibes are immaculate

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like shit, isn't this guy a billionare.
    hire a real team and make a real game you game you cheap frick

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    liquid shit
    but its gonna have some advanced tech

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAWDDAM THAT IS VISIONARY……

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need to frick Damaris Philips

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking
    Does the game have cooking mechanics or something?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notch REALLY fricking likes Ultima Underworld.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally just modded minecraft
    whats the point?

    also how is basic edge ssao impressive in modern era?
    nvidia been doing random stuff to fake GI for years now, like HBAO and VXAO, why wont he try something newer?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fat women because I had one become obsessed with me and stalk me
    Anyways…
    >slices everyone in this thread with a katana

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