50 thoughts on “Nothing personnel, kiddo.”

  1. >rent this game as a kid after my friend showed me the trailer
    >expected some generic action game
    >ended up being the greatest RPG experience of my life
    I only had a week to beat it and barely did it in time. Fuck I wish I could go back.

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  2. what a shit fucking game. why is Ganker so nostalgic about it? Mask Of The Betrayer was great. Fallouts, Arcanum and Infinity engine games by Obsidian were great. PST was exquisite.

    DAO was just trash. No quality at all. Yet dipshits with no taste keep making threads about it.

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  3. I recruit him every time and then send Hawke to their death in Inquisition, leaving him as one of the most high ranking and experienced of the Wardens. To my shame I read the novels as a teenager. He’s not the monster the game makes him out to be.

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    • >I read the novels
      Why would you do that to yourself? I swear the one about alistairs real mom is worse than most low quality self insert fanfics, I can’t believe they made it canon

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        • Spoilers incoming
          I can’t stand how they retconned alistairs mom into
          >orlesian elf mage grey warden who duncan and the king simp for
          >super special, only warden to get cured from having the blight
          >rejoins the circle for some reason, can’t raise her son because reasons
          >becomes a senior enchanter and pushes for mage templar war, starts war despite losing vote to end the circle
          >sells all her mages and redcliff(who sheltered and protected them) into slavery to tevinter
          >somehow stays the leader of the mages if you recruit them
          >has the audacity to complain about being conscripted after getting her people exiled from ferelden
          >starts another mage templar war if anyone besides leliana is the new pope
          One of the worst characters in the series, only one who comes close is retconned bianca from another garbage novel

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          • Dragon Age 2 dlc
            >hawke, my best friend ever, this man we just killed was the man who crafted bianca.
            Dragon Age Inquisition
            >lmao actually that was a lie, I lied to my best friend hawke for literally no reason. Bianca was actually made by my super quirky and perfect crush who is named bianca, who I simp for despite her cucking me for some random noble dude.
            >she might have given cory red lyrium, which he used to skull fuck the world, but she won’t face any repercussions for it despite you judging plenty of other people for much lesser offenses

    • I can’t remember the title but I read one about Duncan’s youth and it was okay. A fun, light fantasy novel.

      I liked the one about the Wardens in the 3rd or 4th blight. All of them dropping like flies with the few that remain at the heading down to the deep roads because the taint has fucked them up really emphasised what the order is all about, and what a blight should look like.
      I want a DA game about the wardens when there are more than two of them and I want your companions to die a lot and be replaced with new companions that also die.

      The one with Duncan in the Deeproads was alright too.

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    • >wrong
      About the blight yes.
      >schizo
      No, all his decisions were sane if reckless.
      >loses
      Yes. But through his actions he did actually end up saving Ferelden from being taken over by the French homosexuals again.
      >dies
      Don’t we all,
      >/pol/’s hero
      Yes, he’s a based nationalist.

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      • >No, all his decisions were sane if reckless.
        >letting howe murder 30% of all influential nobles and take their land, giving howe an absurd amount of influence
        >sane

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      • >Lets Howe murder nobility (who he needs to be king) because ???
        >Basically declares war on the grey wardens a hugely important and influential content spanning group who serve a world-saving function
        >Has a paranoid autistic meltdown about Orlais, ends up damaging the country more than they ever did
        >Ignores a BLIGHT
        Nah anon’s right he was a retard and a loser, make’s sense 4chan loves him.

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        • If you’re talking about the Couslands Logain had them killed because Bryce would have had a better claim to be regent than the farmer
          It’s crazy just how much more relevant Human Noble is compared to every other origin.

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        • >>Lets Howe murder nobility (who he needs to be king) because ???
          Who says that the nobility that Howe removed would have supported him?

          >>Basically declares war on the grey wardens a hugely important and influential content spanning group who serve a world-saving function
          At this point the Grey Wardens had largely fallen into a mythic state, i.e nobody knows why Grey Wardens are necessary besides the senior members of the order. So, kill two birds with one stone, you get a scapegoat, with none of the pesky arguments since they’re all dead post-ostagar.

          >>Has a paranoid autistic meltdown about Orlais, ends up damaging the country more than they ever did
          >Hmmmmm I wonder if we should be worried about the country that kept us under bondage massing their armies at our border…
          >Nah, they have to have only good intentions! Yes yes the letters to the queen, but Loghain was not privy to them since, hey, Cailan is basically betraying him on both a national and personal level by courting the fucking Orlesian’s

          >>Ignores a BLIGHT
          There was zero evidence that it was a true blight

          Somebody has got to do the dirt and purge your political enemies. It’s convenient there was this psycopath petty noble looking to improve his standing and as such was invested in your regime’s success.
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          >grey wardens
          >a hugely important and influential content spanning group who serve a world-saving function
          By that point the wardens had regressed into some obscure cultish order full of rapists and murderers that messed with the justice system and leeched money from the governments of the world.
          And of course nobody actually knew they were required for killing the arch-demon.
          >paranoid
          >about Orlais
          If anything he was spot on, it’s revealed in both Inquisition and the DLC for Origins.

          >If anything he was spot on, it’s revealed in both Inquisition and the DLC for Origins.
          What happened in the DLC? Or do you mean the Return to Ostagar letters?

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      • >retarded king leads most of his troops in a trap
        >abandons him saving half the troops and getting rid of retarded ruler so they actually have a chance to withstand blight later on.

        loghain did evertyhing right.

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        • There was no "trap", Wardens had a chance of stopping the horde for some time if Loghain flanked the Darkspawn with his troops.
          >they actually have a chance to withstand blight later on.
          Yeah, that’s why he locks himself and his troops in the Capital, ignores the Blight, sends assassins to kill the Warden and keeps screeching about everyone trying to take away his crown.
          Face it, Loghain is a petty homosexual, a good tactician, but still a homosexual. He betrayed Cailan because of the treaty between Orlais and Ferelden the King managed to forge. It’s that simple. Orlais wanted to send their troops to aid against the Blight and Loghain was too paranoid and spastic to accept that so he kills his king.

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          • better die as a proud Nord than sucking Thalmor cock for the rest of your days, just saying. not expect imperial cuck like you to understand though.

          • >better die as a proud Nord
            >proud
            Right, that’s why he fucking runs from the battlefield and hides in the Royal Palace.

          • He’s not hiding, he just killed the fucking king he needs to make sure the nobles of the country recognize his rule.

  4. DA:O is a great example of how to pull inspiration from different works without actually ripping anything off. Playing it years later after reading some fantasy series gives me a newfound appreciation for how much the original writers cared for the genre. In comparison, Inquisition feels like it was written by people who cant read.

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  5. >got his land conquered and occupied by effeminate """men""" who worship woman
    >his best bro cucked him by fucking and impregnating his crush
    >their son cant impregnate his own daughter, because she´s barren
    >he wants to marry the lesbian queen of the effeminate french
    >its like his best bro cucked him from the grave
    >later on, the son of his best bro and some elven girl comes along to kill you and claim your thrown, not even marrying your daughter as consort
    >by ending your bloodline through his bastard son, your long dead best bro cucked you one final time
    How does he even cope? Jesus.

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