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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man, DA was a blast, I should replay it some time.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol i look just like mograine, mentally scarred bitter and sleep deprived

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Loghain * FRICK

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got his land conquered and occupied by effeminate """men""" who worship woman
    >his best bro cucked him by fricking and impregnating his crush
    >their son cant impregnate his own daughter, because she´s barren
    >he wants to marry the lesbian queen of the effeminate french
    >its like his best bro cucked him from the grave
    >later on, the son of his best bro and some elven girl comes along to kill you and claim your thrown, not even marrying your daughter as consort
    >by ending your bloodline through his bastard son, your long dead best bro cucked you one final time
    How does he even cope? Jesus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By joining the wardens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >decides to sacrifice Ferelden to the Darkspawn because of his seething hatred for efferminate men

      brilliant, Machiavellian

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's cool, bro. that king was a gay.
    >but you have to become a grey warden and sacrifice yourself as pennance

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DA:O is a great example of how to pull inspiration from different works without actually ripping anything off. Playing it years later after reading some fantasy series gives me a newfound appreciation for how much the original writers cared for the genre. In comparison, Inquisition feels like it was written by people who cant read.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did
    nothing
    wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did everything wrong*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic king leads most of his troops in a trap
        >abandons him saving half the troops and getting rid of moronic ruler so they actually have a chance to withstand blight later on.

        loghain did evertyhing right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And then he spent all his efforts autistically hunting grey wardens instead of dealing with the blight.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was no "trap", Wardens had a chance of stopping the horde for some time if Loghain flanked the Darkspawn with his troops.
          >they actually have a chance to withstand blight later on.
          Yeah, that's why he locks himself and his troops in the Capital, ignores the Blight, sends assassins to kill the Warden and keeps screeching about everyone trying to take away his crown.
          Face it, Loghain is a petty homosexual, a good tactician, but still a homosexual. He betrayed Cailan because of the treaty between Orlais and Ferelden the King managed to forge. It's that simple. Orlais wanted to send their troops to aid against the Blight and Loghain was too paranoid and spastic to accept that so he kills his king.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            better die as a proud Nord than sucking Thalmor wiener for the rest of your days, just saying. not expect imperial cuck like you to understand though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >better die as a proud Nord
              >proud
              Right, that's why he fricking runs from the battlefield and hides in the Royal Palace.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not hiding, he just killed the fricking king he needs to make sure the nobles of the country recognize his rule.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remaster when?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should loghain be romancable in DA4?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wrong
    >schizo
    >loses
    >dies
    >/pol/'s hero
    Pottery

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recruit him every time and then send Hawke to their death in Inquisition, leaving him as one of the most high ranking and experienced of the Wardens. To my shame I read the novels as a teenager. He's not the monster the game makes him out to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I read the novels
      Why would you do that to yourself? I swear the one about alistairs real mom is worse than most low quality self insert fanfics, I can’t believe they made it canon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't remember the title but I read one about Duncan's youth and it was okay. A fun, light fantasy novel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spoilers incoming
          I can’t stand how they retconned alistairs mom into
          >orlesian elf mage grey warden who duncan and the king simp for
          >super special, only warden to get cured from having the blight
          >rejoins the circle for some reason, can’t raise her son because reasons
          >becomes a senior enchanter and pushes for mage templar war, starts war despite losing vote to end the circle
          >sells all her mages and redcliff(who sheltered and protected them) into slavery to tevinter
          >somehow stays the leader of the mages if you recruit them
          >has the audacity to complain about being conscripted after getting her people exiled from ferelden
          >starts another mage templar war if anyone besides leliana is the new pope
          One of the worst characters in the series, only one who comes close is retconned bianca from another garbage novel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What were the Bianca retcons? Did they make her a flawless, lawful good character or what?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dragon Age 2 dlc
              >hawke, my best friend ever, this man we just killed was the man who crafted bianca.
              Dragon Age Inquisition
              >lmao actually that was a lie, I lied to my best friend hawke for literally no reason. Bianca was actually made by my super quirky and perfect crush who is named bianca, who I simp for despite her cucking me for some random noble dude.
              >she might have given cory red lyrium, which he used to skull frick the world, but she won’t face any repercussions for it despite you judging plenty of other people for much lesser offenses

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's Shitquisition for you.
                Is that the same Bianca from DA:O? She was also a prodigy inventor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what? wasn't she some random maid in the castle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had really, really low standards for fantasy as a teen. At the time I kind of enjoyed them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember the title but I read one about Duncan's youth and it was okay. A fun, light fantasy novel.

      I liked the one about the Wardens in the 3rd or 4th blight. All of them dropping like flies with the few that remain at the heading down to the deep roads because the taint has fricked them up really emphasised what the order is all about, and what a blight should look like.
      I want a DA game about the wardens when there are more than two of them and I want your companions to die a lot and be replaced with new companions that also die.

      The one with Duncan in the Deeproads was alright too.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still want a figure of Cailan because I love the design of that heavy armor tbh

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If only DA2 and 3 were good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think DA3 was bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This bait deserved more (You)s.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong about the Blight
    Right as frick about the Orlesians

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same to you
    *executes him*

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DA:O filters me by how fugly all the armors and weapons are.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a shit fricking game. why is Ganker so nostalgic about it? Mask Of The Betrayer was great. Fallouts, Arcanum and Infinity engine games by Obsidian were great. PST was exquisite.

    DAO was just trash. No quality at all. Yet dipshits with no taste keep making threads about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething, buddy. DA:O is a great RPG and the last good Bioware game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >seething
        how about you play better games instead of projecting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Babby's first cRPG, also Biodrones simply refuse to die out

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rent this game as a kid after my friend showed me the trailer
    >expected some generic action game
    >ended up being the greatest RPG experience of my life
    I only had a week to beat it and barely did it in time. Frick I wish I could go back.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It sad inquisition and 2 couldn’t recreate this but inquisition and it’s dlc was still pretty good on its own

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