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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So that's what my wife meant when she said I was a fun guy!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, Carlos. Jesus Fricking Christ.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goo one, Carlos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heyo!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that was definitely a line from that game

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a twist!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this was the same twist as prototype (2009)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In all fairness you can't have an original idea anymore. All thoughts have been thought by now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was it a twist? Wasn’t that the more like the whole premise?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it was left ambiguous until p2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No. The twist is that MC isn't the MC anymore but rather he is the virus itself and the MC is just another skinsuit he is using. Maybe keeping the Mercer identity so there's at least one concrete shape at least for the sake of the player, but he is not Mercer anymore, Mercer is as dead as everyone else he absorbed.

        it was left ambiguous until p2

        Not really. The initial part of the story has Mercer trying to find a cure for the virus, but after he understands that he isn't Mercer anymore, he gives up on it and just starts investigating his own origins. You can see some changes in the way he talks to people afterwards too.

        It's still not that well executed and I'll assume it's because they wanted to maintain a specific identity the player can attribute to the character, but past that point in the game, there really is no reason for Mercer to keep the Mercer form.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it was left ambiguous until p2

          Funny thing is I’ve never actually played them but just from watching some gameplay over the years and seeing all the tentacle eating people shit, kinda made that assumption

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The story in the first game is actually quite good and not that blunt about it.

            You start as a schmuck that got heavily mutated to have incredible skull fricking powers and you begin a quest to find out what happened to you.
            As the game progresses, you discover what the virus is, that this isn't the first time something like this happened, that you were part of the research program, that you're actually dead and you are the virus itself using the face of the guy that was engineering it and that your previous face was actually a douchebag that willingly released you when he was caught as an insurance policy.
            It's a very long list of buttholes trying to up-butthole each other and it's pretty nice.
            The gameplay is the only thing that's quite the letdown, especially late game.

            Prototype 2 is the exact opposite. The gameplay is a lot more refined and well thought, some new fun ideas too.
            The story however is utterly moronic with almost no saving grace except maybe the priest at the start that's a cool dude and Mercer becoming a comically evil saturday morning cartoon edgy villain.
            It's all so over the top you won't take any of that shit seriously.

            I'd still recommend pirating both games, they're pretty fun. Just don't give them money.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >prototype 2
              >is more refined
              i hope you die in a ditch you fricking lunatic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can argue that the virus latched to the Mercer persona as its identity at the beginning, and kept at it partly from habit, partly from a need to structure itself. At least that's my headcannon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was pretty obvious that Ethan was infected by the fungus at Jack's manor, but accorging to Village Jack killed the OG Ethan, and the mold got into his body and revived him. Many morons believe it's not even Ethan anymore, it's a mold monster that thinks it's Ethan, which is not it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Prototype is better because the real Mercer was a real piece of shit.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ethan was unironically a great protagonist and you cannot change my mind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He brought back a "Everyman" archtype that by now none of the reccuring RE cast no longer fill. His sacrifice is based but I'd be lying if I also didn't feel bad to see him go.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The heartbroken
        >why does everyone keep DYING on me?!
        was really well acted

        >in 7
        the hand was in 8.

        You lose your hand from blocking Mia's chainsaw in 7 in the intro. So both

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I still think it's hilarious that his jacket sleeve was able to stick back on via herb juice too. Shit made me laugh so hard when I first played through 8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he was a boring character. Glad he's gone for good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I liked him better than Chris showing up like it's a goddamn Call of Duty game. And I like that he actually had a fresh slate as a character, as opposed to everyone else tied to twenty years of Umbrella history that I don't give a shit about anymore.

      I don't know if I'd say that he had stellar dialogue or decision-making in himself though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so what is the connection to this and the other games in the series? or is it like an alternate universe where chris and some/all of the characters exist, some/all of the previous games events happened

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same universe and a direct sequel to 7

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is a better character than all of the old cast because there is risk and stakes in his story.homosexuals like

      he was a boring character. Glad he's gone for good

      can only scream "boring" but cant give a real reason.Cant wait to capcom shit the RE bed again soo they bring hin back to fix the franchise for the third time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        where is he going?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Save his daughterfu

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i sure hope he doesn't trip

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ethan did save his daughter again. She was very grateful. He even gave her his wedding ring right before she left. She brought it from Mold Purgatory to the real world meaning he would also return. Someday, Rose hopes, he'll return to her and make good on his promise...why else would he offer her a ring?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He is a serious dad too pure for this world anon.Rose obviously toke the ring because she want to feel hin in her fleah

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ethan is best dad. It's shame his wife is WORST MOM AND WORST SPOUSE. Also technically it's Chris and Mia's fault Rose has daddy issues the size of the Titanic. Her "unhealthy" obsession is grounded in their neglect by not offering a healthy parental relationship.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >garbage made up 'lore' that makes no sense

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >made up
                >he hasn't played the final RE Village Shadow of Rose DLC

                It's all there. Chris being shit parent. Mia being Missing In Action when it comes to seeing her daughter. All there laid out if YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED IT.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why would they release a DLC for that game? i don't believe a word you say. if it exists then it doesn't matter because they should have just had it in the game to begin with. DLC is never canon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you wanna put your hands on your ears and scream when people discuss canon events go ahead. CAPCOM decides canon, unfortunately. Either deal with it or abandon the franchise all together.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >If you wanna put your hands on your ears and scream
                i do this but fart. it's much more effective. plus i get to smell instead of hear
                chessmate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Cant wait to capcom shit the RE bed again soo they bring hin back to fix the franchise for the third time.
        Cope homosexual. The remakes are selling like hotcakes. RE9 is going to be classic cast kino.
        >hin
        oh you're that esl moron that sucks Ethan's wiener every thread he's mentioned in. Sorry bud, Ethan's time is finished. A moron like you can't take the hint from Capcom literally telling you that his story is finished.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Being that dumb
          RE5 sell like Hotcakes too...and look what happened.RE9 is confirmed garbage,cry moar.
          >Still butthurt about me BTFO you RE6 love homosexualry?kek

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >already seething about RE9
            kek. Capcom booted your ass out of the series. I'll be looking forward to playing RE9 while you sulk in your third world shithole.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't dislike him, but I'd say you can hardly call him a character.
      I might just not be remembering much because the first game he showed up in was a while ago now, but I feel like he only really felt like an actual person in Village.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ethan be like
      >Gets his leg chopped off
      >Gets up
      >"Oh that was weird"
      >Proceeds

      This is why Ethan is shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you cannot change my mind.
      no, your too far gone my friend.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MOLDER ON MY WAYWARD SON
    THEY'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE GONE
    DON'T YOU DIE NO MORE

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've never felt so underwhelmed by a Resident Evil ending before. I think this game took itself a little too seriously.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I think this game took itself a little too seriously
      The game is like 90% goofy shit.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the only foreshadowing to this in 7 was a missable scene/qte where jack cuts ethan's leg off with a shovel
    I'm telling you. 4 playthroughs, and I never saw it ONCE.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's contextual, whenever Jack grabs you as you're about to drop into the crawlspace after the dinner scene.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, I know, I saw it on youtube, because apparently I'm too good at hide and seek.

        Bullshit. He literally talks to Jack inside the hive mind at one point. The only way that would've been possible is if Ethan was a moldman

        I actually chalked that one up to being encased by evie's mold, personally. but that was without the context that jack can literally plop his limbs back on with herb juice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure he was able to stick his hand back on before he was a mouldman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. He literally talks to Jack inside the hive mind at one point. The only way that would've been possible is if Ethan was a moldman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget the part where your entire hand is cut off and is somehow fixed by pouring herb juice on it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in 7
        the hand was in 8.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No you get your hand fricked up by your girlfriend in the start of 7

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The heartbroken
            >why does everyone keep DYING on me?!
            was really well acted

            [...]
            You lose your hand from blocking Mia's chainsaw in 7 in the intro. So both

            Wasn't it pre le heckin twist though? I'm really not sure why anyone was even remotely surprised that Ethan was a moldman, it seemed really obvious.

            oh right, I forgot.
            I used a seperate save slot to skip the intro after the first time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              so you're essentially an annoying Black person with no personality

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it pre le heckin twist though? I'm really not sure why anyone was even remotely surprised that Ethan was a moldman, it seemed really obvious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you forget the part where your entire hand is cut off and is somehow fixed by pouring herb juice on it
        at the beginning of the game i was losing my fricking mind when you get your arm cut off and deal with it by pouring peroxide on the gaping wound. just so fricking absurd i knew i was in for a wild ride

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Favourite part of that scene is how Ethan must’ve thought “it’ll stick back on!” and it fricking worked lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could've sworn that there was a document in 7 that explained that the the herbs around the baker house were special mutated ultra healing herbs or something. That would seemingly be the reason they could reattach limbs
      I still think Ethan being molded was a retcon after that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it was like "Umbrella healing tech is really something"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine believing that this shit was always intended and wasnt a huge retcon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine believing that this shit was always intended and wasnt a huge retcon

      The prologue literally ends with Zoe stapling your hand back on you morons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It only proves he was infected like mia not unless you also think mia was a moldwoman

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mia not being a moldlady is bad writing. 8 provides no logic for why Ethan is a moldman for dying in the Baker house when I put a fricking axe in Mia's neck and she's still human.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Capcom and good writing don't mix

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They hired the guy who wrote the F.E.A.R. story for RE7, it wasn't capcom themselves.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                7 was fine, they just went full moron with 8 (minus, ETHAN FORGIVE MY OBVLIOUSLY INSANE MURDEROUS SON THAT I ALREADY HID A BODY FOR!)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mold twist was thought of after RE7 released, you can't convince me otherwise. They found a cure for the mold in RE7 (not the one mid game since it doesn't even seem to work but the one they give to Zoe in End of Zoe) and you're telling me they never gave it to Mia and Ethan? If they did then surely Ethan would just die since he's made of mold at that point.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they have a cure for mold, but apparently the BSAA is now corrupt and working with Mia to hide how Ethan is a moldman

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again through after

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but I didn't really enjoy RE8. It wasn't bad, but not as good as some of the older games and RE7

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pacing was whack, characters weren't very enticing, weapons felt worse than the previous game, writers turned Chris into a moron, Umbrella origin was silly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wdym by pacing? I honestly felt really exhausted playing RE8. It was one awful thing after another without any breaks in-between. Like a constant horror show. Which I assume was the point but I always enjoyed the comfy moments in the older games where your objective is to solve a puzzle/look for an item/search rooms and not just fight enemies non-stop.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Wdym by pacing?
          >I honestly felt really exhausted playing RE8. It was one awful thing after another without any breaks in-between.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what? I wasn't arguing with him

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You asked "wdym by pacing" and then spent the rest of your post detailing problems you had with the game's pacing. Maybe you agreed with him and wanted him to elucidate on his problems with the game's pacing, but the language you used made it seem like you disagree with his point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pacing was whack, characters weren't very enticing, weapons felt worse than the previous game, writers turned Chris into a moron, Umbrella origin was silly.

      It was moronic but I still like the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know why either, I finished it and had a very "what did i just play" moment. I think it's because the game doesn't make a lot of sense and also controls kind of weird so it just leaves a bizarre taste in the mouth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I see what you mean. I felt like I played a RE game, but I legit never thought about it again until this thread. And I was just glad it was over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half of it wasn't an RE game. Intro is basically a scripted encounter every 10 steps, doll house was basically an indie horror game and fish dude was just a giant action set piece. Also the fact that even for a RE game the plot is so stupid to the pint they don't even try and defend Chris not telling Ethan the truth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ethan is a shit protagonist.

      Gunplay is the worst in the series.

      Boring enemies. The ghouls are literally just watered down zombies.

      No replayability because of how scripted and bad the Beneviento and Moreau sections were.

      Inventory is pointless.

      Weapons you find of the same class being direct upgrades instead of being sidegrades was the dumbest fricking shit ever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They tried to make it like a horror themepark, which it is. But there aren't many impactful moments. The plot is a mess and the last boss is lame as hell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the last boss is cool, but it doesn't belong in a first person game
        like you said, it's a theme park ride game, but then the last fight tries to be a bloodborne boss

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if u want RE7 online try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >twist is that you're not human
    Does it really matter? You didn't know the difference until learning this information.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Joe > Ethan

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RE8 would have been a million times better if the castle was bigger. you can blow through that thing with every secret in less than 2 hours. i understand that it's called village, but they really dropped the ball with the castle. it's so pathetically small. the entire thing underwhelmed me so much that i stopped playing and had to go back at a year later with a new playthrough hoping it wasn't as small as i remembered. it was and is. it's awful. so much potential thrown away. that castle should have been MASSIVE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the castle is the right length and every section of the game should've been that length. only the factory comes close.
      beneviento as a palate cleanser is an ok idea but moreau's segment should've been castle-length to compensate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good news Resident Evil 4 is out in two weeks and has a MASSIVE castle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      even the village was tiny, yeah it was a bit bait and switchy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the illusion of scale, and it's a good illusion. before you know it you're at your destination. whole game is underwhelming in that regard, but i still enjoyed it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they could have just made each section part of the castle but they were going with the European town + castle trope like in Beauty and the Beast

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the castle should have been the middle of the whole map with the outer village surrounding it instead of that lame courtyard. could have had mountain parts of the village. must be too ambitious apparently. i don't care if it's not historically accurate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was definitely more they could have added to the castle from the other half of the castle locked by that gate in the courtyard, or the underground dungeons that had some blocked off areas. They dropped the ball hard on this game.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ethan is literally the only good resident evil character made

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >But I took the cure!
    >That was just for the psychic influence of that ugly girl.
    >That's not how vaccines work! And how come I dont instantly regenerate?
    >Shut up! We dont have time to explain!
    >You just did! And what about super strength? The hillbillies had that.
    >Shut Up! No time!
    >And how come I can piss, shit, bleed, and ejaculate? I mean, I have a daughter now.
    >No you dont. That was Miranda.
    >My daughter is Miranda? Who is Miranda.
    >No Miranda is your wife. She replaced your wife and she is also mold. Now you both have a mold baby.
    >Wait, hold up. When did she replace my wife?
    >Almost immediately after you went to europe. Really you spent like maybe twenty minutes with the real Mia.
    >Oh god
    >See what I mean? It's going to take weeks to unpack all this bullshit!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Miranda had only replaced Mia for about a week

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dont believe you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ethan has a fight with the real Mia on Feb 6 and the game takes place on Fed 9.

          when people say the plot is bad do they mean it isn't well explained or isn't interesting or what?

          Chris not telling Ethan that the real Mia is missing and that they killed Miranda makes no sense. Personally I don't see why Ethan wouldn't trust Chris to save her but even if Ethan wanted to help they could easily restrain him. Funny part is the plot would turn out the same way, Miranda would still cause the van to crash and Ethan would stumble upon the village. They only did it so the could market the whole "Chris is the bad guy?" thing. Also the tie in to Umbrella is moronic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the only iffy thing for me after finishing it the first time was that chris could've mentioned that it wasn't the real mia in the very first scene of the game. that he doesn't is for the sake of the 11th hour twist landing better, but on replay you can already tell something very strange is up with mia and ethan makes comments to this effect. even on the first playthrough it can be assumed mia isn't in her right mind for whatever reason. even if chris said 'that's not the real mia' it could be assumed that he means something other than the literal meaning for whatever reason, he could word it in some misinterpretable way if the scenario writers really want miranda-mia to be a surprise.

            ethan of course trusts chris to save his wife but the benefit of chris not being straightforward at the start of the game is that it gives ethan a motive to handle things himself. if chris and ethan were working together since the start you have to write chris to stay away from ethan and still have ethan do most of the work. i agree the chris is the bad guy angle is forced but without it (chris and ethan working together throughout the game) a lot of the tension is gone hypothetically.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eugen's diary in game
          >February 3rd
          >Offered wool to Mother Miranda.
          >She instructed I find her a list of drugs and tools in the next few days.
          >What for, I wonder?
          miranda was still in the village on the 3rd. this is probably for mia

          >February 8th
          >No messages from Mother Miranda.
          >Yet the livestock won't stop their ruckus.
          Miranda has replaced Mia at this point

          game takes place the next day

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >character is meant to be like 40+ but looks under 18
    Explain this

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont people make fun of this like Forspoken?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is a very straightforward sentence that is not trying to be in any way humorous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because this game isn't liberal/sjw? That's the issue with Forspoken. Not a dumb line.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what is liberal or sjw about it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's no irony, girl in the OP is just a little c**t who's trying to break Ethan's spirit because she's quite literally the sorest fricking loser in existence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      theres not a single nog in the cast, and no the one wolf hound squad guy doesn't count

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      in forspoken the girl comments on things she does like a spectator or one step removed. it's really unnatural. usually when someone does that they're in a group and just got an unexpected strike or hole in one, something with some degree of unexpected luck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because they're hypocrites

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crapcom have a legion of fanboys and shills, not even kidding, the fact there are "people" claiming remake3 is a good game says a lot

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when people say the plot is bad do they mean it isn't well explained or isn't interesting or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are just trolling because its not the originals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So the issue is that most of the antagonists you face despite being built up as the four defacto leaders of the village are essentially irrelevant outside of Heisenberg and Miranda, and the main situation only really happens because Chris Redfield decides the best way to keep Ethan safe and uninvolved is to shoot (who Ethan believes to be) his wife, kidnap his daughter and him without explaining fricking anything to Ethan beforehand or even trying to take an opportunity to do so, then instead of manning the goddamn transport with him and his daughter himself, he lets his faceless mooks handle it which leads to disaster. Chris essentially lets Ethan be the catalyst to Miranda's grand plan because he never actually tries to locate Ethan and explain shit meaning that Ethan has to sacrifice himself to save Mia and Rose.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For smoothbrains ITT - this isn't a twist. It's a revelation for the protagonist of the game, who is in deep denial. We, as players, knew that he's mold creature since the beginning of Biohazard, when he gets his hand stitched back on. Or, if you only played Village - when he attaches his hand back onto his arm, and it magically just stays there and starts functioning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't know he was mold because ive only played 8. I just thought the bit where he attaches his hand was intentionally ridiculous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic what was the point of the cure the bssa/blue umbrella/whatever organization give Ethan at the end of 7 then? They didn't fricking notice that Ethan was a moldman?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The bsaa are corrupt as frick.They didnt cure Ethan and put then in Romania to lure Miranda

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >become the cum rag

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like enough that I even got all the achievements

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i like it enough that i played it on 9/11

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bad American

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            oh right, i forgot you morons can't understand that the month goes before the day

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Holy moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                aw shucks, thanks

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >whats going on big guy?
    >i just watched you shoot my wife

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i we really gonna sit here and go through the whole rigmarole
      >I DIDNT SHOOT YOUR WIFE I SHOT A ZOMBIE WITCH EHTIAN AND IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THAT YOUR AS BAD AS HER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i we really gonna sit here and go through the whole rigmarole
      >I DIDNT SHOOT YOUR WIFE I SHOT A ZOMBIE WITCH EHTIAN AND IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THAT YOUR AS BAD AS HER

      i raughed

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but how do I pee?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      First thing I thought of as well

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chris and Ethan at the Vineyard with Mia

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >her name is mia
    >shes mia
    BRAVO

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a dumb twist, it didn't add anything to the story at all.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and then Ethan mating pressed that bratty e-girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >at the end of SoR DLC it's implied Ethan was still trapped with Lunatic e-girl Eveline for at least a few months

      I wonder if they settled their differences. Plenty of time for some CORRECTION.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah she's actually an old woman
        i keep forgetting that
        i wonder why does she appear as a e-girl in the dream world

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          her role is to be a e-girl so people want to protect her
          they would bring the cute bioweapon with them into their camp (realitstcally this would only work one time)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >realitstcally this would only work one time
            I applaud your optimism.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's moronic they STILL hide Ethan's face even on the scenes of his sacrifice it fricking kills the seriousness of the scene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't though. it's ambiguous and as people have already said 'everyman'. dumb frog

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even know what ambiguous mean moron?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          your moronation level is ambiguous

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yours isn't

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Daughter wants to get rid of cool mold superpowers
    Women are so dumb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She wants to go out with Chad but he gets creep out by her mold shit please understand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris was horrible parent that simply reinforced her belief that she was a BOW freak whenever Rose got bullied at school
      >her mom bailed on her when she was young
      >her daddy, a man but also monster like her, is the only one that understands her and he died sacrificing himself
      >until finding out he's still "alive" she saw no future worth living unless she got rid of hee powers
      >luckily her daddy set her straight
      >now all she wants to do is welcome him back upon his return
      >[/spoiler]and love him in every way even if he tries to deny her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Her mom bailed on her
        Is Mia the most evil woman in Resident Evil? Poor Ethan

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mia is such a piece of shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's easy to call Mia a cuckqueen but...maybe she orchestrated Miranda taking her place from the beginning. Rosemary was supposed to be her magnum opus. The Perfect Lifeform but Miranda died before that dream could come to fruition. That's why Mia abandoned her. Her husband and daughter were simply experiments that didn't meet her standards. Best part is CAPCOM lets her get away with all of it scot-free.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Mia have a precedent of fricking shit it soo not, i dont think that is the true.Also one of the reasons she might abandon Rose is because Rose looks more like Miranda and Ethan daughter than her own child.
              Also its Kinda dumb since Ethan and Rose are pretty much the first Bioweapons with goodness and humanity.Ethan just lose because nobody helped hin and Rose...Rose have such potential that Chris turns he into a weapon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mia is such a piece of shit

            >Her mom bailed on her
            Is Mia the most evil woman in Resident Evil? Poor Ethan

            Mia is a fricking glowie, and you expect her to act with empathy?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mia is such a piece of shit

          She is worse than Wesker.At least He leave Jake before He was born.Mia actually teach Basic School stuff to Rose,giving Hope to her...Then she bailed out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            don't click this link it gives you mustard ass

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That makes her better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mia is such a piece of shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >her mom bailed on her when she was young
        there's no evidence of this. Given that Rose is basically a bioweapon it's possible the government just took her away from Mia.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rose says "she hasn't seen mom in ages" in the SoR DLC. This implies the BSAA/Chris at least let Mia visit Rose on a regular basis until Mia just stopped coming one day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This implies the BSAA/Chris at least let Mia visit Rose on a regular basis until Mia just stopped coming one day
            Where does it imply that it was Mia's choice to stop seeing Rose? The BSAA could've decided to stop allowing visits. Doesn't matter anyway the writers don't give a shit about Mia they probably just didn't want to hire the voice actor again and the Winters stuff is over anyway.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Winters stuff is over anyway
              Winters conclusion will be RE9, screenshot this

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why would the BSAA/Chris let Rose see Mia enough to call her "Mom" then stop allowing them to meet? Wouldn't that cause Rose to be potentially mentally unstable? It would've been better if Rose doesn't even know who Mia is but instead canonically Rose calls her Mom.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would the BSAA/Chris let Rose see Mia enough to call her "Mom" then stop allowing them to meet?
                No clue that's just a possibility. All we know is that they haven't been in contact for a while and Rose is being raised basically by the BSAA. Personally I think it's because development for the DLC didn't start until after RE8 launched so the writing is obviously a rushed afterthought. Look you could be right and they chose to double down on Mia being a piece of shit but I'm just saying I don't see enough evidence for that to be the canonical reason Rose and Mia haven't been in contact for a while.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Winters stuff is over anyway.
              If its true that just ruins Chris character to absurd levels.
              >Chris let a sniper aiming at Rose head according to RE8 post credit scene
              >Combined with the shitshow in Re8 ,he pretty much ruined a family entire

              And no amount of redfield bloodline jokes makes it better.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ethan your daughter is in danger, a biomutant is impersonating your wife, just act natural, we will take her out and find the real Mia, she won't harm Rose, so don't worry, just keep cool.
                >Roll credits

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Capcom is so shit at writing they can ruin any character just you wait when they bring back Jill she gonna be ruined too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >her mom bailed on her when she was young
        Lies. Besides, Mia was infected by the same shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Daughters are NOT for sexual, Anon.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fans want to keep playing as Chris,Leon,Jill etc? There's no tension or scariness since they treat it as just another job killing bows like a call of duty campaign.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the are actioncucks

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get to the chris segment
    >that music starts
    >you get some broken ass weapons
    Kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >broken ass weapons
      pirategays keep losing

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    resident evil 7 is unplayable trash for morons who think outlast has good gameplay. if you liked 7 you have shit opinions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like every resident evil game including 5, 6, 7 and 8. that's my opinion and you won't change it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing like Outlast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The point you still associates RE7 with outlast already show that your opinion is irrelevant garbage.Keep coping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      of course (you) came back to see whaat i say

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If this is the RE thread, I just wanted to say, Not A Hero saved RE7 for me.
    I didn't care for this game much at first. Since the Salt Mines I started to have some fun.
    But actually having Chris as the MC with all the Umbrella and Bioweapon talk, THAT'S when it felt like Resident Evil and gameplay became enjoyable, it was also nice to stun + punch enemies, and the Fumed requiring special bullets added a new angle to the game.
    Not to mention it has a proper end, I got emotional when Chris walks off that house and we see the picture of the Bakers. Hit me hard.
    I was too disappointed in the original ending to feel anything, suddenly Eveline transformed into a QTE final boss fight like..
    dude. Lucas was the proper boss battle I wanted.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do you think RE9 will be first-person again? what do you guys think they will do? will they make a new story? do you think it will be a horror and not action setting for chris?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FOR THE TECHNOLOGY OF PEACE!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kane?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anything about Resident Evil, but I'm skimming the thread. Isn't Ethan the "no way gay" guy that escorted the president's daughter that one time? What's the twist, he was unknowingly a shroom zombie the whole time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leon is the NO WAY gay guy from 2/Remake and 4. Ethan is the mushroom guy from 7 and 8.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ethan was new character made for RE7 and RE8. Leon is the one you're thinking of i'm sure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They look alike but no, Ethan is the MC for 7 and 8, he's the undead one.
      Leon is the 'no way gay' guy that escorts the presidents daughter and has an emo haircut.

      But it's funny you say that, because in the ending of an obscure Gameboy Color resident evil game (Gaiden), at the end Leon oozes green blood, implying he was
      replaced by the shape-shifting monster he fought.
      This was never elaborated upon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ethan was meant to be in RE4 as a co-op partner, but they didn't really have anything to work with to make it happen and it was scrapped. The entire game was scrapped a few times in early stages. The RE4 we got is not what was intended at all. Why do you think RE8 is called Village? This is also the reason why RE5 became a primarily co-op game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It IS massively weird that we got a village game and 2 years later the proper RE4 remake with everyone drawing comparisons.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now do you get it? Your whole body is nothing but cells!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >any cell could randomly decide to endlessly multiply and kill you for no reason at any time
      why do we allow this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RE8 is the worst mainline game in the series, yes even worse than RE6.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit retcon

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any hint in RE7 that Ethan was mold bar that the curbstomp should have killed him? Was it something people speculated before RE8 confirmed it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      1. swamp wife staples his hand back on after real wife cuts it off with a chainsaw, and it functions
      2. he takes insane punishment during the game, up to getting dropped 3-4 stories onto the ground and living
      3. it's an optional scene, but you can have your leg cut off and then reattach it with "chem fluid"
      Ethan was obviously infected in RE7

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >2. he takes insane punishment during the game, up to getting dropped 3-4 stories onto the ground and living
        After RE5 and 6, that's not a fair indicator of anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >reason why chemfluid is so effective at healing Ethan is because it's practically water and mold thrives in moist conditions

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there a setting that unfricks the lighting? is this just shitty RTX implementation or bad dynamic shadows or what? getting blinded every time I use the burner is fricking insane

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >is this just shitty RTX
      I think so. There's a code you enter in steam to download the one without rtx but it means you need to download the whole game again

      yes
      1. swamp wife staples his hand back on after real wife cuts it off with a chainsaw, and it functions
      2. he takes insane punishment during the game, up to getting dropped 3-4 stories onto the ground and living
      3. it's an optional scene, but you can have your leg cut off and then reattach it with "chem fluid"
      Ethan was obviously infected in RE7

      He was infected the game makes that blatant but he was meant to be cured after like his wife but failed to be so because he was dead during the infection

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        me putting an axe in her neck and dozen bullets in her head didn't kill her? seems weird
        i don't take RE story that seriously, it just invalidates the twist of 8

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consider, if you will, that trope often played for laughs, of post-nut guilt being intensified by the notion that Jesus and/or our dead ancestors were in heaven, watching us spank the monkey to some kinky shit.
    Now imagine the absolute hell that Rose, awkwardly fumbling her way through the ruddy heart of her pubescence, now faces: she has gotten irrefutable proof that her father's consciousness is merged with her mind, and Ethan has been and will continue to observe her daughter's every moment. How can Rose even cope with stripping naked for a shower from now on? God forbid when she tries to experiment with romance. Regard the amount of stress that must ensue every time she sees some hunky athlete's hipbones and an intrusive lewd thought pierces her brain. Ethan knows. Hell, with all the mold frickery, Ethan probably FEELS it too. Will Rose ever feel justified pleasuring herself when she knows her dead dad is spectating? The cruel irony is that Ethan wouldn't want his daughter to be excluded from any facet of a normal life, even... that, and the soft mental pulses of strained encouragement he emits in her brain will only bring more attention to the fact he's there. And think about the horrible night when she loses her virginity. What will Ethan do? Fall silent, when they both know he's seeing it? Turn away in vain, as his kid's moans echoes throughout the mind palace? Or embrace it, assuaging her coital insecurities during the act with subconcious whispers of "T-that's it...
    That's my girl." Some may propose that this situation will turn Rose to complete abstinence. Or maybe she'll just accept the odd situation, and hide nothing from Ethan's sight, embracing a very odd familial relationship.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turn off raytracing
    >it's still happening
    I'M GOING INSANE

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very pretty!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very plastic.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scorn tie in???????

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was obvious that Ethan had something up. The amount of damage he takes in both games and gets instantly healed up had me thinking we were a living zombie or infected with some shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Massive damage getting healed quickly is kind of standard for video games, bro

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