Now Ron Gilbert has been confirmed to be a hack, can we finally admit this was the best Monkey Island game?

Now Ron Gilbert has been confirmed to be a hack, can we finally admit this was the best Monkey Island game?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best Monkey Island game
    oxymoron, as with all point and click garbage. your series has been rightfully destroyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woke pls go back to sucking Ron's small dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how has it been destroyed when it ended satisfactorily?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Point and click
      >garbage
      Point and Click games were fricking wild and were imaginative in ways modern vidya could never even dream of being.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't LeChuck's Revenge in the pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 can't be the best with that ending

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which was further canonized by the beginning of the third.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They basically handwaved that ending away

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they had just handwaved it away, but instead we get a massive exposition dialogue dump near the end of the game about how MI2's ending didn't happen actually.
            they could have had a more interesting ending but instead they spend it harping over MI2 to appease crybaby fans

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >not liking "it was all a dream!" makes you a crybaby
              Eat shit buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      MI2 is the best MI game, plus it doesn't have the insult grinds that 1, 3 and 4 have. It's definitely my favourite, and I really enjoy the Special Edition look; it's very faithful to the original game without being OTT or over-designed like Secret SE was

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always was.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have hopes for the new one

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it the most, but I think 2 is a better game. 4 is just shit and 5 got fricked by being episodic and also looking dated.
    I've asking for year for Disney to make an animated series or something but the new artstyle for 6 makes me hope they don't.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is locked down to low resolutions and looks like garbage due to the small file sizes
    not really but still whatever
    it really does not matter after all this time
    point and clicks have been a genre for so long that lucas arts stuff is not even relevant anymore except for a few weirdos and old people
    the remasters are the best and I'm sick and tired of pretending they aren't because they don't stick to poor decisions that were made ages ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is locked down to low resolutions and looks like garbage due to the small file sizes
      What if someone upscales all characters and backgrounds to 4kHD?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to see someone try that but it will most likely never be actually playable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the remasters are the best
      The only thing the remasters gave us was the talkie versions of the originals, the best way to play them, otherwise they're total shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 1 > 4 > 2
    All four are good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >4 > 2

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. You can't top the soul of the first game

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2>3>1 but that doesn't mean 1 is bad, they're all excellent games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Almost 1 hour of insult swordfighting was a big mistake
      As was the 10 minutes of telling Stan to drop extras so you could buy the ship

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, the Stan thing was funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost 1 hour of insult swordfighting
        You can easily get through that in 10 minutes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed

    3 > 1 > 2 >>> 4 >>>> Telltale ones >>>>>> whatever the frick Ron Gilbert is ruining right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the Telltale game better than 4, 4 looks terrible now

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hehe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he's a hack, Thimbleweed Park shows he can still design a competent point-n-click adventure even if arguably the writing was less sharp. I think he just got it in his mind that fans of his older games wanted him to regurgitate the Zac McCracken or Monkey Island look for the rest of his life and he knee-jerked into the ugliest possible artstyle and when people did the obvious thing and told him that it looked like shit it confirmed his preconceived idea that his fans were crotchety old boomers who were shackling him to a retro artstyle. I'll at least pirate the new MI to see if it's a decent puzzle game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thimbleweed Park shows he can still design a competent point-n-click adventure
      Thimbleweed Park was self-indulgent garbage

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always did

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