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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ain't no way
    >yall
    >skull
    kill all wiggers, zoomers and *******

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >*******
      What did this moronic homosexual mean by this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        riggers?

        [...]
        ayo bruh wat dis homie be cappin', deadass fr fr

        >newbies don't know that '*******' is censored
        kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lunchtime rowdies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      riggers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >*******
      What did this moronic homosexual mean by this?

      ayo bruh wat dis homie be cappin', deadass fr fr

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      of all the things you can get angry at, you get angry because younger people talk different than older people, a phenomenon occuring for the past 5000 years. what a moron you are

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        deadass bro that dusty ahh mf a fossil

        bet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The slang when I was younger wasnt moronic like that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          your grandfathers said the same
          gas yourself hillbilly

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            stop lionizing ebonics you cum-sucking dipshit..

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              nope
              you lack self reflection, solipsistic Black person fricktard
              the world doesn't revolve around your generation
              language changes over time as the demographics and population does
              bruh cooleo funky rad yadayada cringe shit exists in every generation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got hated by boomers for that, now it's my time to hate on zoomers. The cycle of life.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My teenage slang was cringy too, but not as cringy as this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Head status: MALDING!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but he's clearly making fun of people who say ya'll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t.literally autistic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >*******
      What did this moronic homosexual mean by this?

      Crimers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As a Southerner I will never forgive pop culture from stealing y’all.
      It’s just the best way to address multiple people in English and now it makes you sound like you take it up the ass.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the south lost. and the accent sounds fruity as hell. you guys sound like you take it up the ass already.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhhh HAHAHHAHA

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dont lie whyboi u knoe is fire

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dats rite

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kino, waiting for the announcement of the blacked minigame where you actually please a Japanese woman since you know it's not like their men are capable of such a Herculean feat...lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >onsen scene
      >yasuke swaggers around proudly with exaggerated hip movement
      >japanese men look towards his crotch area in amazement
      >"nigeru-sama I kneel"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >nigeru
        >not kuro
        >not even niguro or nigaa
        Poor attempt.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this is everything we wanted

    define we....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wuz

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kangz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Define "define", smartass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jews

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      normal people who buy games for the gameplay and not culture war politics

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, yes, all those gameplay lovers buying... Assassin's Creed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Assassins creed hasn't had good gameplay since 4 and Unity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then why would normal people buy Assassin's Creed if not for the culture war politics?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ass creed always tops the sales charts, people always liked it as much as i think it's shit
          people don't care for politics as much as you think they do

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Did people really buy the shovelware they shat out after black flag?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              pretty much every assassin's creed game has sold pretty well and grossed tons of money, but especially the more recent shift with origins/odyssey/Valhalla, they were the first ones to pass 3's sales. though I honestly feel like this one won't sell as well because it's WAY more expensive than previous ones and as much as the media tries to pretend otherwise, black protags genuinely drag down sales. Not to mention, this game is Ubisoft's testing grounds to make the series more live service, which is also going to affect it's longevity once more people catch onto it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But the gameplay sucks ass.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >normal people who buy games for the gameplay
        Are you fricking moronic? Normal people only buy games because of FOMO. They didn't give a single frick about games before 20 years ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well too bad for normal fans the gameplay isn't very good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not gamers or smart people who know history, or the Japanese.

      "we" as in the leftists who worship corporations and sweetbabyinc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jews

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Referring to people as a collective is communist programming

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's WE, as in WE WUZ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Using "we" as much as possible is one of the best engagement tactics on social media. It associates people with you against their will, making them feel the need to defend themselves.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >define we
      WUZ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IM GOING TO PLAPPY PLAP PLAP SAKURA CHAN

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >black samurai
    This is bait. It's clearly DEI bait, but that's still bait. The useful idiots of the 'review base' of the video games industry will still give this game a 8.3 return to form, but that's a lie. This is be Ubislop just like the last one.

    Ghost of sushi man showed their whole company. They showed the general audience what game design can do and now Ubisoft is playing about 8 years worth of catch-up for this game. They fricked up black flag 2. They fricked up the latest one with the 'small city' that literally no one remembers (AC Mirage 2023 btw.)

    The execs at Ubislop are such cowards that they are entirely unwilling to make any meaningful changes to their one cash cow. It's exactly how Gearbox ran Borderlands into the ground. This game will be almost entirely like the last one, which means it will be shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blah blah blah
      still buying AC Shadows

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost of Tsushima 2 will be DEI'd too. It's going to have a strong woman kunoichi MC

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Hot war criminal mc that did nothing wrong
        BASED

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >return to form

      Mirage was their return to form game and I did enjoy it more than Odyssey and Valhalla combined. The only problem is that it was too short and too small, but they never intended it to be more than that anyway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was interested in Mirage until I saw it was basically just their current games jerry-rigged to play more like the old games. They need to gut the new systems altogether.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft trying to promote black samurais for "diversity" reasons
    >Givea him dreadlocks
    >Puts rap music as a battle theme
    Liberals learned nothing from Black Thor haven't they?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this shit has no flow.. if i could still feel secondhand cringe i would find it difficult to finish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny how a universe where miles is Thor turns the entirety of Asgard into a low income New York style neighborhood with graffiti and shoes hung on power lines

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget that even the writer's "allies" turned against him after writing this shit.
        Funny shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Explain

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He apologized for adding stereotypes on Black Thor and none of his "allies" were there to defend him instead let him get eatened up by the Twitter troons. He was treated as fodder.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Was he black himself?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think he is latino.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think he is latino.

                mixed like Miles ironically black and latino however I think the parents were flipped.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blacks are too stupid to represent themselves, so we have to do it for them!
      they still haven't realized they embody the idea of the white mans burden yet.
      its pretty funny to watch it slowly dawn on them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >watch it slowly dawn on them.
        has that happened? I missed it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes.
          its harder to spot if you just focus on corpos like most people here do
          there is a reason so many smaller games are using furries, mascots or robots in their games now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >image
      man
      hmm
      no words
      bye

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I still want to play a game like this, I want to play thor in the hood

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I gotchu famalam

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Static is good tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hung shoes on power lines are signs of a deceased person or a gang deal iirc so this panel got shat on hard besides the cringe dialogue

      https://i.imgur.com/ctzaLZe.jpeg

      Now THIS is how you play a black samurai

      It would be funny if the rap music either makes it sell well or poorly depending on who’s behind the tracks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was always told that hung shoes on a power line means that there are drug dealers in the neighborhood, but also gang activity as well. I believe it has multiple meanings and none of them are good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ubisoft thought rage marketing that worked for comic books will also work in video games lmao. It works well in comics because they are cheap. No one is going to pay 130 dollars to see a black samurai game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you say that but I could easily see this being a summer hit because nothing is coming out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >summer hit
          it comes out in november

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t work well in comics, the American comic slop industry has completely collapsed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >that worked for comic books

          It didn't work for comics. Marvel had to do a 180 on most of the rage baiting (and is still feeling the negative effects) and DC is still getting fricked hard by it

          It worked for comics in the short term because everyone wanted to see how they butchered their favorite heroes when they race/genderswapped them with new characters. In the long term western comics died but it was a short term profit because a single comic book issue costs like 2 bucks. No one is going to buy AssCreed because of it's rage campaign, it's 130 dollars.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it wasn't profitable short term either
            your cope is moronic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that worked for comic books

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't work for comics. Marvel had to do a 180 on most of the rage baiting (and is still feeling the negative effects) and DC is still getting fricked hard by it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't backtrack at all but yes, completely dead industry kept afloat strictly by parent companies.

          wow guys anyone else that liberals are the REAL racist!

          Yes, you are.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >They didn't backtrack at all
            Not officially but Thor is Thor again, Iron Heart is irrelevant with Tony back, Steve Rodgers is Cap (falcon is doing his best miles morales impression at attempting to stay relevant),Wolverine is back and X23 irrelevant etc.
            The period where all the white male heroes got pushed aside got mostly undone

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Much too late - they already pushed their core audience away into anime. The only gays who care about comics anymore are sunk cost Black folk, same with Star Wars and the like.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wow guys anyone else that liberals are the REAL racist!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like how diverse Miles' Asgard is that there are no races but blacks.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad because the dev actually wanted to do something else but the shareholders forced them to do this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's sad because the dev actually wanted to do something else
        It's not, devs most likely wanted to make a woman protagonist game they've been trying to do since Origins but shareholders asked them to make a male protagonist too. Solution? Make the only black guy in Japan protagonist just too boost female choice numbers. They've been assblasted by AC Odyssey's character choice numbers(60 male, 40 female) and they were so ashamed of Valhalla they never even announced it, I bet it's 80/20 in the case of Valhalla.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >They've been assblasted by AC Odyssey's character choice numbers(60 male, 40 female)
          40% is pretty huge though, better than 90-10% in case of Mass Effect and they pushed femshep waaaay ahrder than Ubi ever did

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This, stop with the "oh poor developers did nothing wrong, it's the suits!" narrative. Suits only want fricking money. This doesn't make money

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Peniless CEO very nice to see you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No bailout money from blackwiener?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad, dumbfrick :skull: :skull: :skull:

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me they included homie homie homie in the soundtrack
    [troony janny note: that’s the name of the song you fricking israelite don’t ban me]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i seriously want to murder this troonyjanny
      fricking thirdworld shitskin filth

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I support the templars now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      I was supporting them after playing 3

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine for a sex how would people react if you were playing templar crusader doing batswing to some black guy in Africa.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They already mixed Samurai aesthetics and hip hop beats though. That's nothing new.
    >but that has nothin to do with history
    Who cares? It's Assassins Creed, it's not exactly Encyclopedia Brittanica

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Defending shit slop
      >"Shit slop has been done before so let's do more shit slop"
      >israeli arguments and israeli train of thoughts
      Amazing. Down and down this exhausted civilisation spirals into the annals of history, because of weak, mediocre vaccinated "people" (cattle golem) like (You)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if it’s so historically inaccurate and a made up fantasy, what is the point of going to the past in the game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nujabes is peak

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it has nothing to do with the black protagonist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Who cares? It's Assassins Creed, it's not exactly Encyclopedia Brittanica

      They've been marketing it as a historically accurate game and educational material since Odyssey, maybe Origins but I'm not sure.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    liked how this autistic tard turns on his Black person voice for this tweet. endymion can barely read his own scripts god damn

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >character is black
    >not even African-American black just literally an African guy
    >his theme is either hip-hop or rap
    Lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yasuke is my favorite basketball player

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the problem? Not racist enough? This is perfect. Truly exposes them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >character is black
        >not even African-American black just literally an African guy
        >his theme is either hip-hop or rap
        Lmao

        we should go back to the blaxploitation era

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Black dynamite in Japan would have been kino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this

          ?si=gIbjDniiH96qsGAM

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We did that with Deathloop and Ganker immediately shat on it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Facts. They could use Ndombolo,Zouk, Coupé décalé,congolese Rumba, Afrotrap, ANY african music & they chose this...

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This person is from New York City and doesn’t talk like that irl.

    Why are people larping as southerners, when did this start?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was something white women in college started doing because they'd go on blackpeople twitter reddit. there was a time that was half of all college girls main thing to do. I think twitter trannies like it because it is unambiguously plural. White men just use yinz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because young people needed a gender-neutral alternative to “guys” and nig twitter left it laying around in droves.

      Shit pisses me off pretty good because my family moved north when I was young and I always got shit from people for saying it. Now suddenly it’s cool, and I have to hear the same demographic shit it out their mouths and act like it’s not absolutely heretical the way the say it.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >thousands of child rape go unreported every year
    chud sleep
    >one heckin' rap beat in the latest bing bing wahoo
    okay, now u just ritually humiliated me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it, you solve both of these issues by going after the democrats

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and republicans

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ~~*republicans*~~

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And you gays commit most of it. Even in the church its mostly gay priests. Unless you are one of those gays who thinks male on male rape isnt gay if the victim is a child

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly based.
        Everyone talks about boys getting molested by a church, like a fricking building could do anything.
        But it takes a person to touch boys, and that person is a gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what you think we got Trump elected who got Epstein arrested. Your move

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Actually their move was to arrest Trump and protecting said pedophiles, wow! The heroes we deserve

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Trump is god and epstein must have been a good guy in the end or he wouldn't have been suicided

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            heres your (you), now scram

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they have some contractual obligation to put rap music whenever there's a black character on screen regardless of how inappropriate for the setting it is.

    ?si=T2ibCCaLFLB2vOtx

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't rap in any way, it's corporate advertising music

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did you listen past 1 second moron?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          moron? you were just wrong, you don't know what rap is

          that's just corporate advertising music. it doesn't matter if it's rap-ish. it's an advertising track

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just admit you listened to the first 10 seconds before posting

            ?si=i3e4TVsy3zLYElOp
            This guy is not a rapper!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah hes not a rapper hes a nobody that's why his voice is on ubisoft advertising music

              this isnt the same music from the video in case you did not notice

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same guy rapping. Rap is just acting like a Black person reading poetry, hip hop is the musical style.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It's the same guy rapping.

                How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast this morning

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The same way I do feel because I didnt (yet)

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >This guy is not a rapper!
              They got Supa hot fire? Neat

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking moronic? Thats clearly rap music

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if he actually pulled out a gat and started doing drive-bys on his horse i'd genuinely be interested in this game

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i like how pretty much everyone has noticed the silliness in putting a hip hop backing track for the black character

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks are gonna eat this shit up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Blacks are gonna eat this shit up
      Not unless if its Dragon Ball Z.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How? Video games are usually locked behind cases.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How are you still so clueless?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its not a fighting game or sports game or anime game. Blacks don't give a frick about assassins creed.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its called BBCrai

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO HOL UP

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Japs are already complaining the Chinese architecture and music in a Japanese setting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk in the game is already assumed to be par of the course for a western studio and Yasuke is technically a real person (not a samurai). The Chinese architecture is a huge give away that the devs don't give a single shit about historical accuracy.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Something about a giant Black person being unconditionally accepted by feudal Japs and killing a bunch of them really doesn't sit right with me

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >take ghost of tsushima
    >replace the Japanese man with a fictional nog
    >THIS IS EVERYTHING WE WANTED Y'ALL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised they haven't added Yasuke enjoying himself eating a bucket of chicken yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's the minigame for health increase like the onsen in GoT

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we live in a time line where this game comes out and we don't get batman ninja
    KEK

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the mods to turn him white, imagine the butthurt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should be asian to see if it would generate a similar shitstorm.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The way the npcs bow and he walks through the crowd is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black samurai. It gives me goosebumps

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    N SHIIIEEET

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow.. you can pet the dog.. woah..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you pet a fox though?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The dog should bark at him and he should be afraid of the dog

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white pic

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does Quebec even have one (1) redeeming quality?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        rest of canada hates it too, so probably no

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >eternal anglo seethe
        love to see it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They do a better job standing up for their french culture and imposing laws on canada to respect it than any other white group in general. I have less time to hate the french when indians are now the most obnoxious group in canada.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this trash was on the NYSE. Id load up on puts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >until 2027
      That doesn't sound like it's definitively stopping after that. Yves Guillemot must suck some mean wiener or what?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Quebecoise are paying for my Vidya.
      Thank you lads, this one's on you. ;^)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why is every french colony the absolute worst place on the planet
      did the French do ANYTHING right

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Common law vs civil law, common law respected peoples natural rights more. The brits practiced common law and the french and spanish practiced civil law and to this day people colonized by the british are islands of economic success among formerly french or spanish shitholes, yet somehow anglos bear the brunt of racist accusations despite literally ending slavery as well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >put everyone in israeli ownership
          >"economic success" and """""ended slavery""""""""
          anglos are filth

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how they try to compare it to Ghost of Tsushima when the animations and combat are a fricking disgrace.
    The only thing AC We wuz Samurai has going is bigger and more populated settlements, basically the only thing Ubisoft can manage

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Youske is not an African American Samurai he is African.
    If you wanted to do actual homage to his African origins you could have used actual African music.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the people in charge of this thing could name 5 african countries

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair African countries other than Ethiopia aren't real. All other countries were born out of colonies.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >bu-but it was made by french canadians
    >dev said they originally planned something else but were forced to do this
    >dod-d-oesnt't count

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans worship blacks so much, to the point theyre willing to rewrite history?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's frenchies who made this, the original n-word lovers

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like Sleeping Dogs music aka Chinese and why does he speak English?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why did Alexios speak English instead of greek?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Animuses and any other tool used for exploring genetic memory in the setting translates everything into English (or whatever dub I guess).

        Why is Ganker obsessed with this game, did you guys plan to play it at some point? Call everything ubislop and then you're ready to drink straight from the source? That's weird.

        Mirage made me think for two seconds a series I used to really love might stop being dogshit.

        >It's sad because the dev actually wanted to do something else
        It's not, devs most likely wanted to make a woman protagonist game they've been trying to do since Origins but shareholders asked them to make a male protagonist too. Solution? Make the only black guy in Japan protagonist just too boost female choice numbers. They've been assblasted by AC Odyssey's character choice numbers(60 male, 40 female) and they were so ashamed of Valhalla they never even announced it, I bet it's 80/20 in the case of Valhalla.

        Odyssey and Valhalla were the quick fall from grace. This makes a lot of sense.

        >Bayek
        >black greek dude
        is this the result of an American education?

        It’s the result of being shaken too much as a child.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Bayek, he was a black greek dude with good sense of humor. This ungaboonga has zero charisma, reminds me of syndicate protags, that was boring as hell.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bayek is egyptian.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what I meant he was well educated, this guy is literal slave monkey even if we buy pulled by ears historical inaccuracies as true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bayek
      >black greek dude
      is this the result of an American education?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >black greek dude
        What? He's just like Giannis Antetokounmpo, a legit black greek dude

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          giannis was born in africa he isn't "legit black greek"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He was born in Athens in 1994 tho

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you are right i looked it up after i made my comment.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                oh thank god I thought I didn't edit the wiki page fast enough

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              To immigrant parents, there's no such thing as a "black greek", bro even says he isn't Greek(Attemptafreethrow)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it would be a cuck move to claim greekdom after being treated like shit by the country. and he is still an nba champion unlike fat boy luka

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker obsessed with this game, did you guys plan to play it at some point? Call everything ubislop and then you're ready to drink straight from the source? That's weird.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hell naw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Ganker obsessed with this game
      they're obsessed with the politics SURROUNDING the game. notice that nobody talks about the gameplay or anything else for that matter.

      this place has been infected with /misc/ brainrot that any discussion of games is derailed by fragile white egos and pedo tendencies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo they don't talk about gameplay in 7262627 open world copy paste cashgrab? How dare gamers talk about the politics that are ruining games and will cause the creatively bankrupt industry to crash???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >/pol/
        >white

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Notice that ubislop have released next to no gameplay and all advertisement fornthe game has been "did u know theres a black guy on the game??? Wooow" "did u know he is also gay? Please be excited!" If that's all they're giving us, what the frick else are we supposed to talk about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because the gameplay of the last 5 assassins creed games (all 4 rpg games and Syndicate) has been dogshit
        This will also be dogshit with a GoT skin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >leddit spacing
        >pol pol pol pol bad brainrot and pedo
        >pol is white
        Could you be any newer than this... first day on the job?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever been to /misc/? It's the most "diverse" place on the internet. That's why it's such a shithole.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean if you make disrespectful racist piece of shit game about someone else's country you deserve to be shit on.
        honestly all the naggers deserve the hate for being biggest pieces of shi.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched the footage and I can't believe they really do randomly play some hong kong trap remix song over the combat
    If you are still playing ubisoft games post-2005 you may as well just have a nice day

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's his problem? If you have to do the muh black samurai thing, at least go full Afro Samurai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good anime. shit game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based, afro samurai had some nice beats

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >african man
    >hiphop soundtrack instead of afrobeats
    ubisoft aren't even american so i have no clue how this happened nor why

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      streets of france are full of Black folk playing rap

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek you think france isn't infected with brainrot

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GUY PAYS FOR TWITTER
    OH NO NO NO
    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't know what these gays are even trying to say.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's fitting that they turned the "Fast N' Furious" of video game franchises into a jogger pandering jokes. The memes write themselves.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be african
    >listen to jazzy unga bunga music regularly
    >get the gaygiest rap "stray outta east side ya hurrr cuh" imaginable as your theme song instead

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick can anybody defend this anymore? The racism puts /misc/ to shame.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO
    *hangs geta on power lines*
    HOL UP
    *plays rap beats on shamisen*
    WE
    *draws graffiti on buddhist temple*
    WUZ
    *steals katana*
    SAMURAIS AND SHIET?
    *goes to jail and forced to seppuku*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Committing seppuku implies the Black person is capable of feeling shame. So that will never happen.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure the cases of forced seppuku did exist and whoever was forced to didn't feel any shame or whatever, it was just done to keep public appearances

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    leave it to the French with the absolutely abhorrent mishandling of style, framing and feel

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always rap? Nogs and libs always boast about ‘black excellence’ but they seemingly know nothing about the black pioneers of rock and roll, blues, or soul music. It’s always the bottom of the barrel trap, mumble, etc. garbage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s popular and also an easy low common denominator to make a selling point out of

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it always rap?
      Because what you're posting are black men, men who are effectively equal to everyone around them and were capable of creating things of value and enjoying culture.

      libs hate them, too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >rock and roll, blues, or soul music

      Because you can't write a song with how cool of a gangsta you are, how big your hoe ass, how much money you have etc etc with those kind of music.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes you can Black person you just are too stupid to even try

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=lV4IrsPlaOiWts6y

      Because they're incredibly racist and completely creatively bankrupt.
      If anything, they should have used something like this, that actually matches the character's culture. Hip-hop is as far removed from Yasuke as anime nightcore but he's black so I guess it has to be rap.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shit man i didn’t even think of traditional african music. Maybe a fusion of that and traditional japanese would be cool.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yasuke's originally from Mozambique so whatever traditional music they have would work very well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because those genres are way out of their mainstream and too old even for dad rock at this point
      Rap and hip hop also have a strong foothold on music because it elevates and reinforces the consumerism, moral degeneration and brutality of neoliberal capitalism.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ac mirage had dubstep arabic music and it was good

      ?t=144

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when Chuck Berry started out his fellow Black folks called him out as singing "hillbilly music"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And it was the great-grandchildren of those other Black folks that are dictating the current black culture

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >there are cool rappers with deep, hard voices like Chali2na
      >people keep using mumbling uh yeah rappers for their trailers
      For what purpose

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is true as well :it would be much more creative & respectful too.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for kai cenat to play this game

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What gets me the most is the "Ghost of Tsushima inspired" part. The combat and animations look way worse than Tsushima.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cultural Appropriation is fine as long as it's against problematic cultures.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yasuke was literally a real black samurai

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasn't.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    These people hound Hollywood for orientalizing and whitewashing other cultures, and whinge all the time about white saviors, but are dead silent when it's black people doing it. The extent to which we cater to and facilitate black empowerment and ethno-narcissism is genuinely insane.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They arent doing this for woke reasons. They probably did this for purely money reasons. Ubisoft think they already have the white guy audience so they will buy every AC game no matter what so they want the black guy audience so they get this by adding a black character. I guarantee this game will sell a lot to black people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is true. I'm black and I have already pre-ordered it because of yasuke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black people are more likely getting dragon ball budokai than assassin’s creed. I don’t think origins was bought by primarily black players

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SAAAAAAR

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more importantly, will they give him the killmonger as a customization option?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The exaggerated swagger of a Portuguese slave

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    chuddy maldy
    chuddy seethe
    chuddy don't forget to breathe

    you're a snowflake
    with a bad take
    go touch grass and chill out please

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i find it cringe to start soapboxing about ethnomusiological errors when if you go to afghanistan they are gonna be blasting whatever normie dubstep from their mazda shitbox aftermarket soundsystems and have zero clue what the pearl clutchers are even talking about

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We already have a black samurai

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every black guy into vidya I know complains all the time about how "white" many videogames are and how tryhard companies are targeting them with all the virtue signal, to then eat nonchalantly any product with rap, basketball and such with "well that's how being black is!".

    It's astonishing, really.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if they have a scene with yasuke coming out of the onsen and revealing his idris elba body to naoe GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ^_____^ OMGOSH and then they KISS ^O^!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, anon. Naoe will be a lesbian and Yusuke will be a eunuch. Please look forward to it.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you're still buying it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i already boughted it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no the last asscreed game i played was syndicate and I got that for free lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      assassins creed hasn't been good since they started trying to make it an RPG with levels and damage numbers, and that was what, like 10 years ago?
      you'd have to be an absolute moron to be playing modern "collect 10 deer hides" & "lvl 16 town guard" assassins creed.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the only black music I listen to are by electronic artists

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you notice in the gameplay there's blooming sakura trees (March) fully grown rice in the fields (August) and harvested persimmons in fruit baskets (October) all at once.
    This game is the most half assed attempt to rush out a GoT clone before the sequel I've ever seen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the video we see that there is a season system or maybe it's just a weather system? In one scene we see that it's snowing, so I figured maybe the seasons will change, but I don't know if that'll really matter since all the other small details are so screwed up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that all those things are at once, so if there's a season system it'll probably just check off whether sakuras are in bloom, not in bloom, and not in bloom with snow on trees. Ubisoft put very little effort into this world, which has been pretty standard since they moved from "big city / cities" to "open world" post origins.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          its not manor lords, they will just have regions where you have snow. and the prologue and epilogue will be in different seasons probably.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i think it will be either region or story progress based. the snow promo they showed was the one thing i liked about the game visually.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You really give a shit about that? Where are these comments in a sekiro thread? Or any other game? Get a grip.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft have been putting shitty trap beats in their games for the best part of a decade.
    Nonetheless, it's wild that they have it playing for an African guy from centuries ago. It would be like shoehorning drill into 12 Years a Slave.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its ok when japan does it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      which one is the African from Mozambique

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Samurai Champloo is a work of art + no dumb ass "japanese trap type beat" + Mugen isn't black he is from Okinawa (south) so no shit he's tanned

        I think he just means the use of rap music

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that rap was kino, not Black person monkey music from atlanta. unrelated but one of the greatest eds of all time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai Champloo is a work of art + no dumb ass "japanese trap type beat" + Mugen isn't black he is from Okinawa (south) so no shit he's tanned

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey this is the homosexual who got filtered by BG3 being turn based. I thought I recognized his name. of course he's praising this DEI ubislop.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      RTwP is and has always been a glorified turn based mode that cannot even do its itnended job properly and doesn't translate the rules accurately.
      It gets praise for being unique and being faster than turn based, but gameplaywise it's very mindless and the part that is not might aswell jsut make it turn based if you gonna be pressing that spacebar every 3 seconds.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hat cannot even do its itnended job properly and doesn't translate the rules accurately.
        sure because you need to slow down the combat to a mind numbing degree just to command your fighter to run in and hit the enemy
        if you want accurate ttrpg rules go play actual ttrpgs

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with all these muslim xitter accounts trying to hype up triple AAA games with shit like "We (game genre) fans are eating good this year!" and "This game has everything us gamers wanted!".
    Is it all bots?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      less obvious paid shill accounts

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AYO DEY BE PUTTIN RAP MUSIC IN THE DAMN BLACK SAMURAI GAME? BOI HELL NAH

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the fusion sounds good.

    Also, are we seriously going to pretend that modern music mixed with traditional instruments in a video game has never been done before?

    >b-buts appropriation of le Blacks and nips! XD
    You're all morons and homosexuals.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the reason it's getting laughed at is because they did this for the black man meanwhile the moment with the asian ninja girl gets more traditional music with the more intense parts adding intense taiko drums rather than trap beats. it just makes it look like ubisoft literally only did it because "black man = hip hop"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay leftist

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When are stereotypes bad? Because just slapping rap anytime a black person is on the screen seems racist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny because they literally did the exact same thing with miles morales. you play spiderman ps4 and you get normal superhero music, then you play as miles in the same contexts and it's superhero music BUT WITH TRAP BEATS ADDED. You know, to feel more hood!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's honestly a little different, Miles having trap beats is still fitting the setting since he lives in modern day NYC.
        Yasuke having trap beats is complete nonsense. It wouldn't even fit as a modern day reference since rap isn't such a popular genre where he was from, today.

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whitoids: NOOOO THIS IS RACIST NOT ALL BLACKS HAVE BRAIDS AND LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC

    actual Black people: Yo this slaps

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      moron, it's more like
      >white people: stop putting Black person things in your games
      >black """people""": ayo dis homie be sum samurai n shiet fr

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ^the whitest person in the thread be like

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its insane how racist progressives are.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow so much for the hypocritical left!

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the way the kicks and swords don't connect
    >everything is just an animation with no real impact when you hit someone with a fricking katana
    yup gotta love that jank ubislop

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The exaggerated swagger of a Black cabin boy

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People were calling this from day one. I think a lot of the frustration with "woke" games is how much of the final product you can predict simply because of how unoriginal DEI led games are.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'ALL MOHFUGGIN
    >199 likes
    >bearded consoomer bugman profile pic
    Bravo.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >rap
    Are they also going to add the old japanese tradition of basuketto booru to the game as a side activity?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there will be a scene where they get a parcel from Europe that talks about the New World and Yasuke will go "one day, my people will be free from the white man! and a man probably named Martin Luther King Jr. will help give us civil rights!" even though this game will take place before Jamestown was even formed

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Naoe is extremely ugly and I don't like her VA
    They should have made the default audio Japanese only, literally every motherfricker on the planet is familiar with annie mae by now

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >aint no way
    >yall
    just nuke israelitenited states of amerihomie

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else notice both the profile pics are poojeets?

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like THOSE people

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really just not interested in playing games with black protagonists. Or female ones for that matter. Representation matters as they say so I don't buy or play games if I can't be a white male.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese people bow and scrape down to their blackanese samurai overlord
    >He gets attacked and he equips his spiked bat
    >Rap music starts blasting
    >WE WUZ WE WUZ WE WUZ WE WUZ
    >AYO DIVERSITY N SHIEEET
    >Crushes the skull of everyone attacking him
    Hmmm

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn they gave him the DK ground pound

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is soulless
      At the very least it should have been a sumo stomp

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Or a kiai, that would even get the skyrim kiddos all excited.

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember tons of WE WUZ SAMURAIS and Ns in the twitch chat during the trailer lmao

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Das ryte white boi... He was the king of feudal Japan.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How is this not cultural appropriation?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      japanese (honorary white people) have no culture so there's no cultural appropriation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Asians are too privileged to be people of color.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cultural appropriation
      there's no such thing. are you gonna parrot leftists now to win an argument? homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >argument is acceptable only when one side uses it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes we call out people for doing the opposite of what they believe in

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I will hold them to their own moronic standards every chance I get.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lmao take that japan, this is for unleashing tranime into the world

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >black lives matter game

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft , you are a company. I can see that. You were bargaining your whole time for this. And you have made games that lesser men have called generic, yes? But while you were making your Assassins, do you know how I prepared for today? I learned. I know your game design... your monetizations... your towers... which games to cancel and... which to milk. So I ask you once again, Ubisoft, do you surrender?

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me, when this was announced
    >this isnt a black samurai from cancoon or whatever, its a generic african american stereotype in japanese clothing
    them, now
    >lets add african american music to this samurai game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >african american music
      that would be jazz or blues
      they used rap instead (Black person music)

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No sane person plays ubishart trash anyway. This whole humiliating thing is just really funny to see happen to another culture.

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched the gameplay video. Combat is actually very fast paced and it was hard to keep up with everything that was happening. I'd like the pause after guarding or parrying to be 2minutes longer and instead of one enemy at the time I'd like no enemy to come after me in combat. I hope they'll fix this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why are you lying to yourself and everyone here.
      I woudln't be suprsied if ubisoft literally has employees across internet trying to damage control defend this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        (You) read the:
        > I'd like the pause after guarding or parrying to be 2minutes longer
        and assumed it was damage control?
        Can I assume that you speedread?

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ain't
    >y'all
    >emoji
    is there anything more cringe than a white liberal man talking like this?

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the fricking hip hop trap beat killed me during hte presentation

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >black = rap
    how can they be MORE RACIST than the racists?

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