Oh, Anon! I found my briefcase!
You can choose only one Pokemon. Choose wisely!
Oh, Anon! I found my briefcase! You can choose only one Pokemon. Choose wisely!
Oh, Anon! I found my briefcase!
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easiest choice ever
Turtwig. Every. Time.
Why is she not wearing any panties?
Everytime. Even when I think I might go with Piplup, I can't help but pick the turtlebro. How did they do it bros? How did they make the perfect pokemon?
Diamond = Chimchar
Platinum = Turtwig
Nu BDSP = Piplup
Why does everyone like Turtwig?
Torterra is by far one of the coolest starters, I prefer Empoleon but there's no denying that.
Grass/Ground is a pretty strong combination. Only true weakness is Ice. But Piplup is better. Water/Steel typing is extremely based. And access to Ice makes her a popular choice among many. But many male don't really like Piplup's cuteness so Ganker might look like they like Turtwig better. But in general, Piplup is more popular.
No one give a fuck about the monkey of course
>Water/Steel typing is extremely based.
but it's weak to ground
2x damage + Speed against 4x damage?
I feel like EVERYONE loved Infernape the most as a kid but realized that Empoleon and especially Torterra were cooler as they got older. That's what happened to me anyway
I always thought Infernape was the worst one even as a kid
In my experience it was either Infernape or Empoleon.
Really tough choice between Chimchar and Turtwig. When I was younger, easy Chimchar — both D and Pt. But then in BD I went with Turtwig. Love them both, all through their lines.
>implying I played this shit
Boxed starter, the generation
that's gen 6
I was about to post that too
Weird way of typing gen 8.
Yeah. That too. Might as well add Gen 9 into the mix
Now you're making sense.
My completely honest take? I legit don't like any of the sinnoh starter's final evos.
I'm not even shitposting here. I'm just expressing my actual opinion on this.
In every other gen, I can at least find one or two likable starters. But sinnoh just has Nothing for me.
Just plain ugly and fat. The way the blue parts unnaturally bisect its body. The dumb looking trident beak. The frilly white bib on his stomach. So many terrible design choices, easily the worst looking sinnoh starter.
Slow generic turtle. Just putting a tree and rocks on a turtle's back doesn't make its design anything special. It's like the designers decided to be extra lazy and phone it in.
The only half decent one. Pretty much the only starter I bother to pick when I play sinnoh games. Even if the red swollen forehead thingie is nasty to look at.
They aren't bad or ugly, and Torterra is the best looking one (I picked Chimchar though), but something about them is just kind of boring.
Very bad take. Monkeys are the worst in Pokemon.
so this is what absolute shitter taste looks like...
I'm the opposite I think gen 4 starters are the best and well rounded. I like them all and can't pick a fave.
>Just putting a tree and rocks on a turtle's back doesn't make its design anything special
do you prefer the overdesigned nupokemon
Piplup, obviously. Gotta roll with my usual choice.
>Pick the best one
>Never evolve it
Genuinely the only set of starters where I have difficulty choosing. None of them are particularly my favorite but I like all of them. Anyway, right now I'm feeling like picking Piplup.
No thanks, you can have the Pokemon, but can I keep the briefcase?
>shuts the briefcase
Think I'll just go out and catch a Bidoof for a starter, thanks.