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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easiest choice ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Turtwig. Every. Time.

      Fpbp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she not wearing any panties?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime. Even when I think I might go with Piplup, I can't help but pick the turtlebro. How did they do it bros? How did they make the perfect pokemon?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Diamond = Chimchar
    Platinum = Turtwig
    Nu BDSP = Piplup

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pearl-Chimchar
    Diamond-Piplup
    Platinum-Turtwig

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone like Turtwig?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Torterra is by far one of the coolest starters, I prefer Empoleon but there's no denying that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Grass/Ground is a pretty strong combination. Only true weakness is Ice. But Piplup is better. Water/Steel typing is extremely based. And access to Ice makes her a popular choice among many. But many male don't really like Piplup's cuteness so /vp/ might look like they like Turtwig better. But in general, Piplup is more popular.
      No one give a frick about the monkey of course

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Water/Steel typing is extremely based.
        but it's weak to ground

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          2x damage + Speed against 4x damage?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Spoiler
        I feel like EVERYONE loved Infernape the most as a kid but realized that Empoleon and especially Torterra were cooler as they got older. That's what happened to me anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought Infernape was the worst one even as a kid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In my experience it was either Infernape or Empoleon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Really tough choice between Chimchar and Turtwig. When I was younger, easy Chimchar — both D and Pt. But then in BD I went with Turtwig. Love them both, all through their lines.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Diamond/Pearl
    Chimchar

    [...]

    >Piplup
    >Platinum
    Chimchar>Turtwig>Piplup
    >BDSP
    >implying I played this shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boxed starter, the generation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's gen 6

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was about to post that too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weird way of typing gen 8.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. That too. Might as well add Gen 9 into the mix

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Now you're making sense.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My completely honest take? I legit don't like any of the sinnoh starter's final evos.
    I'm not even shitposting here. I'm just expressing my actual opinion on this.
    In every other gen, I can at least find one or two likable starters. But sinnoh just has Nothing for me.

    >empoleon
    Just plain ugly and fat. The way the blue parts unnaturally bisect its body. The dumb looking trident beak. The frilly white bib on his stomach. So many terrible design choices, easily the worst looking sinnoh starter.

    >torterra
    Slow generic turtle. Just putting a tree and rocks on a turtle's back doesn't make its design anything special. It's like the designers decided to be extra lazy and phone it in.

    >infernape
    The only half decent one. Pretty much the only starter I bother to pick when I play sinnoh games. Even if the red swollen forehead thingie is nasty to look at.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't bad or ugly, and Torterra is the best looking one (I picked Chimchar though), but something about them is just kind of boring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very bad take. Monkeys are the worst in Pokemon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so this is what absolute shitter taste looks like...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the opposite I think gen 4 starters are the best and well rounded. I like them all and can't pick a fave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just putting a tree and rocks on a turtle's back doesn't make its design anything special
      do you prefer the overdesigned nupokemon

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Piplup, obviously. Gotta roll with my usual choice.

  11. 1 year ago
    Shcizo-anon

    >Pick the best one
    >Never evolve it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely the only set of starters where I have difficulty choosing. None of them are particularly my favorite but I like all of them. Anyway, right now I'm feeling like picking Piplup.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Piplup

    [...]

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  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, you can have the Pokemon, but can I keep the briefcase?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shuts the briefcase

    Think I'll just go out and catch a Bidoof for a starter, thanks.

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