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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h has hair on face like man
    Hideous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you learn about this thing called mammals

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ewwww

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sounds pretty gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she looks like a pig, for sure.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah she looks like a pig
          slampig*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wait til you get closer to a real woman's face

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's Ukrainian, no wonder he looks Mongolian

    • 1 week ago
      Shadaloo Grunt

      >Idort Hivemind

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        anything else you want to share with the class?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When I saw the thread this was the first thing on my mind. Thank you for posting it. HZD is a mediocre wasted potential and this fricking webm deserves to be its legacy. I will never not laugh, even the thumbnail of Nicoaloy always gets me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same, I feel like a moronic child because it makes me laugh every time. I guess I should embrace the feeling.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Actual art unlike the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      every time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      CLOSE THE THREAD!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i came to this thread hoping to see this gem of a webm, thanks king.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zero calories make no sense

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        because horizon zero dawn. it shouldve been horizon max calories though.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      funny how thie clip of her isn't even in the game, it's from the tech demo sony released when the game was still in development

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly
    >no arrow physics might as well be playing COD with a girl
    2/10

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Apply makeup
      >She becomes cute
      Is Guerilla based? Also you can download a mod or use settings to shut her up.

      >>no arrow physics might as well be playing COD with a girl
      That's good though. Especially since arrows are used for precision shots. Slings and javelins has physics and they are harder to use for precision shots.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that monstrosity
        >cute
        keep coping

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        face like a painters radio

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >applying clown makeup on a ugly chick makes her cute
        KEK

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          prostitute makeup does that too.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            still looks ugly, you can't cover shit in glitter and call it a snack.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Fine, here's her with a helmet. Removing that ugly hair makes her better.

              neither she nor her mocap face model were ever attractive. they should have made her look like the concept art.

              They designed her to be as ''inoffensive'' as possible. It was never in the options. They should've kept the bangs though.

              It would've been better if she has a small companion like Mimir from God of War but Nooooo she has to be a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

              Frick no, she's already yapping too much. It would be worse if someone else was commenting on her actions all the time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like a troony with an helmet

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm starting to notice a pattern here, I haven't quite pieced it together but there's something consistent about the way you and other people type.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Removing that ugly hair makes her better.
                this, and that is why Beta mogs Aloy into oblivion

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Still looks like a disgusting hag with a skin condition.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Still better than nikocado

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Apply makeup
            >She becomes cute
            Is Guerilla based? Also you can download a mod or use settings to shut her up.

            >>no arrow physics might as well be playing COD with a girl
            That's good though. Especially since arrows are used for precision shots. Slings and javelins has physics and they are harder to use for precision shots.

            Man you could paint a face on a bucket and you'd wanna frick it. Like a literal goddamn bucket. Bucket Head Wendy, but unironically

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Where did I said I want to frick her? I just said she doesn't look ugly as people claim her to be. She even looks cute sometimes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why is she so ugly? Are ESG points that valuable?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

                [...]
                shut the frick up morons, literally nothing changed except the fact they added more polygons and made her face more accurate and detailed without the low res shiny/glossy look, you're just scared because you've never seen a woman outside of porn or modeling
                >top left is the model btw

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She looks like a gorilla in CGI trailers. No idea why they are trying to do that besides wanting to butcher their sales maybe. She looks fine in-game. Even the pictures everyone else posting are from reveal trailer and that mission isn't even in the game itself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She looks like a gorilla there, ingame and in evey pic posted here

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >She looks like a gorilla there, ingame and in evey pic posted here

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                QED
                I will never understand if you are just a troll with endless stamina or just mentally ill

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Having so slightly different opinion from Gankereddit hivemind: Trolling
                >Posting same Avocado pictures over and over again without ever trying the game yourself: Not trolling
                Form your own opinions.

                >She looks fine in-game.
                She looks like a bullfrog.

                >Using my own pic against me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >She looks fine in-game.
                She looks like a bullfrog.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a warthog

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >She becomes cute
        pic unrelated?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a warthog

          Wrong

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the only time she's been hot is when the glitch where you could see her breasts happened and that's mainly because her face wasn't in the frame

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This b***h obese, I don't know anyone with a face so fat IRL. Is this normal in USA?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's normal in where I live(not US)

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine actively making the main character of your game less attractive, for reasons, when if she was even slightly hot they could have sold millions more

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game could be complete dog shit (like it is) but all they had to do was make an attractive person

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The game is less fun than its competitors (assassins creed, shadow of mordor, etc) but it's not dogshit. It just needs more aesthetic people (not these soft, blobby, crosseyed morons supposedly sodbusting a rugged environment), and a light tuning of its gameplay to give it spice. It's like a 7/10 and could be a 9/10 if it had a good director to fix a few things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's sad from that pic is that you can actually see the beauty of the model underneath all the nasty uncanny shit they addes to her face scan.

      shut the frick up morons, literally nothing changed except the fact they added more polygons and made her face more accurate and detailed without the low res shiny/glossy look, you're just scared because you've never seen a woman outside of porn or modeling
      >top left is the model btw

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        6 cados??

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's ingame you fricking moron
        Here's real footage of her without being makeup and without all the fricking shit Sony Guerilla put in top of her scanned face.
        https://vimeo.com/421510183

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no it's not ingame, you can literally see it's not ingame, why the frick are you lying dumb Black person, here is how the actress looks like currently without footage from a decade ago

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Actually looks better, she just looks older. There is a difference

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't look better, stop lying to yourself, it's painful to watch

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >here is how the actress looks like currently
            https://vimeo.com/604831768

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Huh her model is pretty ugly too. I guess they couldn't do much to improve her then.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >here is how the actress looks like currently
            https://vimeo.com/604831768

            she looks fine
            I think its the shitty hairstyle they gave her that fricks it all up

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            we have technology to make actresses look way better in games.... they chose make it realistically ugly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have always said that unrealistic vidta lighting distorts faces and looks un-natural. This is why crafted faces look better than face scans.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >vidta
          Meant vidya

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why do men look accurate and good and women all fricked up then? How can Kojima do good men and women model scans? Or Capcom? Yes, must be the lighting.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Capcom can't.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You heard me, zoomer clown.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                But Claire is hot.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You sir have no taste whatsoever. Have you considered gay?

              https://i.imgur.com/BP4K26m.jpeg

              oh my god shut the frick up

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Kojima characters looks like playdough from close

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damn.
        PS4 really is the superior console.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So they made an ugly female character from and ugly woman, how about hiring attractive women or just making attractive female characters without scanning

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with artists making characters from scratch, is that they tend to subconsciously design attractive characters because they're incredibly bigoted and misogynist deep down.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            last two terms mean -- person follows standards of beauty hard-coded in their limbic system

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why does a main character have to be attractive in any media? Not like shes a cave troll. This an american thing?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Why does a main character have to be attractive in any media?
            Beacuse it looks good. Becasue that what resonate with the brain of every single life form to ever exist. Because beauty is art.
            Wtf is this even a question? Only in current cringe era a question like this could be asked
            Why does the food you eat must taste good? Why does your bed must me comfortable? Why does a blade need to be sharp?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, you must watch some bad movies.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't watch modern movies and in old entertainment nobody sane would have ever used a less than ideal protagonist.
                You can't even name a good movie with an ugly protag because they dont exist

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Basically any Aki Kaurismäki film. Plenty of british and european films also.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't even name a good movie with an ugly protag because they dont exist
                Are you saying that there are no good Willem Dafoe movies? Steve Buschemi? And fricking Halloween, the movie that genuinely tried to pass off Jamie Lee Curtis as its attractive teenage slasher protagonist?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                with them as protag? no
                and even if it existed, they would be massively improved by them being handsome/beautiful

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She is the main character, she should represent the peak of humanity unless being plain or ugly is a plot point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >why people like beauty
            Are you israeli?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >why do people want to make everything beautiful? i just want shit to be realistic!
            >i want to play a game where i play as a starving ugly african child soldier that is infected with hiv who sits in a trench for 10 minutes and dies from an explosion!

            People are looking for escapism in media like games. Yes, people really enjoy looking at pretty women and other pretty stuff, and most people don't enjoy looking at ugly people and things.

            If we shouldn't be striving for beauty, then why the frick should we bother making pretty and often unrealistic paintings, making cameras and post processing movies so that they look even better than what our own eyes would see, and writing cool beautiful stories that would have most likely never happened in real life?

            >why did shakespeare have make his stories so dramatic? it's not like a more toned down story would have been worse. this an english thing?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon but if you don't ever engage with the media/art you experience then you're just a mindless consumer
              Escapism is ok but it shouldn't be the only reason you engage with art
              Authors/artists have a clear vision of that they're making and so you shouldn't just turn your brain off and mindlessly consume
              Engage, Analyze and Think about the art
              Rather than being like a Gankerbro who only reads a book and is only able to recall the book rather than also understanding it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't ever engage with the media/art you experience then you're just a mindless consumer
                I don't really see that conflicting with my statement. You can do escapism while also engaging with the art. There is also a lot of beauty within sadness and the more darker sides of life. It's just, when you're making a totally escapist piece of media that takes place in a totally made up beautiful and magical world, with a fake overdramatized story, then why would you make the main character uglier than the actor she was based on for no real purpose other than to appeal to realistic female body standards (which is hypocritical and dumb on so many levels that I'm not going to spend time explaining it)?

                >Engage, Analyze and Think about the art
                Honestly, as soon as I got into poetry and I've managed to get what it's about, I don't necessarily think that you should deeply analyze any art and make sure to understand what the author meant. It means what it means to you, and that's what's important, the "internal journey". Also there's nothing wrong with consuming stuff, especially art.

                If something made you feel an emotion or think about a certain subject, you've already engaged with it and thought about it and analyzed it, whether subconsciously or not, and it might have left a mark somewhere in your mind. Just enjoy stuff 🙂

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >then why would you make the main character uglier than the actor she was based on
                That's how the devs pictured aloy
                And I didn't mean to imply the only thing that matters is understanding what the author intends it's also very important to have your own experience and feelings with the work they create, it's also good to question the authors vision and process and having your own thoughts about what could be done better but at the same time it would not longer be the authors vision if they used someone else's (in this example how aloy should look) it's good to have your own thoughts about what could be done differently and should be encouraged as when engaging art you should prioritize your own experience with it
                Though Horizon isn't really escapist, it's aloys story (devs confirmed it's supposed to be a trilogy and then the series closes with aloys story)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >author's vision
                90% of the problem with this game is the "designed by [safety] committee" feel everything has. There's no author's vision left at this point; Maybe authors' vision.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe so, however they still had free reign to choose her appearance and they saw aloy how she came out in game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone being cross-eyed was the artistic vision?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember every character being cross eyed, got any webms of it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Look at OP's image.
                If you don't see it, you might be a Horizon artist.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if you ask this question you won't be satisfied with any answers .

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Untrue. I’ve seen plenty of ugly girls more attractive than her

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and none of them will have sex with you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You have already been deboonked on this. They made her look more masculine on the right. Bigger jaw, bigger midface, bushier eyebrows, different hairline, different eye shape, etc.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Was it really necessary to copy the acne as well?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, the characters face looks like it belongs on a 120kg whale

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If i were the actress I'd be upset

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously.
          >Get face peeled tight for scanning.
          >assaulted by harsh, unflattering light designed to pick up more blemishes than the human eye can naturally see
          >get this all printed straight onto a model
          >they then make you rounder
          Just brutal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        more realistic = ugly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game could be complete dog shit (like it is) but all they had to do was make an attractive person

      this

      [...]
      shut the frick up morons, literally nothing changed except the fact they added more polygons and made her face more accurate and detailed without the low res shiny/glossy look, you're just scared because you've never seen a woman outside of porn or modeling
      >top left is the model btw

      kys uggo apologist

      The problem with artists making characters from scratch, is that they tend to subconsciously design attractive characters because they're incredibly bigoted and misogynist deep down.

      >is that they tend to subconsciously design attractive characters because they're incredibly bigoted and misogynist deep down.
      isn't that actually being normal and catering to what's good and what normal people actually want?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's sad from that pic is that you can actually see the beauty of the model underneath all the nasty uncanny shit they addes to her face scan.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The sequel flopped on PS5 and is going to flop on PC.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        do you feel comfort when you convince yourself with something that is objectively not true or even close to being true

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    T-that's not very nice!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, okay, calm down. Got a face like a rhinocerous, I don't wanna provoke you into charging a brotha

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I actually was enjoying Forbidden West, but then other things came out and I dropped it. It's a LONG fricking game with tons of shit to do though. I wouldn't mind getting the PC version, but not worth it right now, might wait for a sale or something. I already own it on PS5, but I figured the PC version is better. I'd hate to start over though, at least on my PS5 account I could just pick up where I left off.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same with 1st game. They just stretch these open world games too long, and the combat system doesnt help it getting boring fast. Its literally every open world game with a bow, the game.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what are her pubes like?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Clean shaven most likely

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that aloy has no body hair except cheek peach fuzz shows that the devs had no intention to "represent unconventional attractiveness" and also simultaneously tried to flex on graphics technology. If they actually wanted a cave girl to represent a regular woman, she wouldn't be shaved.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care.
          Zero pit hair: buy
          Even a single string of pit hair: no buy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >unconventional attractiveness
          Is this the politically correct term for ugly as shit?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what does it smell like bros ?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly character, didn't play and never will

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Give it modern hair and it looks like a troony, the jaw is just too wide, even by FAS scotswomen standards

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    neither she nor her mocap face model were ever attractive. they should have made her look like the concept art.

  14. 1 week ago
    Naekkeo

    God I love her

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It would've been better if she has a small companion like Mimir from God of War but Nooooo she has to be a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my god shut the frick up
    yes, that ugly ass trash game has too much meaningless dumb talking. I do agree

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'CADO ON THE 'LOG

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they paid Ashly Burch a lot of fricking money for all the monologues she has.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her game is good, I don't care what Ganker says.
    If you stopped obsessing over her model and actually played it you would think the same.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If the game was good, she woldn't have been ugly.

      She is the main character, she should represent the peak of humanity unless being plain or ugly is a plot point.

      >She is the main character, she should represent the peak of humanity unless being plain or ugly is a plot point.
      This

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ashley Burch voices a character
    >All Californians: OMG OMG OMG, It's Ashley Burch I love her so much, best actress!
    >Me: Why does she emphasize her breath so much? Why does she sound so forced?
    >Me: God I fricken hate this voice acting so much.

    • 1 week ago
      Aeris is a pig

      That’s the secret anon

      Jews are rancid in the VA business. Check the cast for persona 5, all israelites.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BP4K26m.jpeg

      oh my god shut the frick up

      Why does Ganker hate her now?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hire fans lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That looks even worse than Aloy we got

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aloy is objectively an attractive woman, much better looking than pseudo-dolls from Stellar Bland or Final Fantasy.

      I really dislike the haircut though.

      That looks worse, if you want to make a Ganker-approved Aloy, then you need to make her more neotenous, caked on make-up and give her a more approachable expression.

      So, roughly like pic related, now that she's wearing a thick eyeliner she's finally ready to fight mecha-dinosaurs, I guess.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >objectively attractive
        lol
        no

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lay off the tranime.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >anything non ugly is tranime

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >That pic
        I would now buy your game, and so would many

        Just give people things they like, moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Just give people things they like
          >people
          Waifugays who cannot fathom the idea of a MC female who isn't strictly made for the male gaze?

          >anything non ugly is tranime

          Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, tranime and East Asian media are pure brainrot bait, many women weeaboos / otakus / asiatics find unattractive, are objectively attractive. Weeaboos / otakus / asiatics just have specific, very predictable tastes, it's very easy to recognise, and it's far from being the only type of attractive people.

          Touch grass, tendie.

          >Touch grass
          I do.
          >tendie.
          Tendies are the most autistic Ganker-related corporate fanbase, even snoys are nowhere near as bad.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ifugays who cannot fathom the idea of a MC female who isn't strictly made for the male gaze?
            male gaze doesn't exist and the male of the species is the barometer of female's attractiveness.
            >Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
            Only a fraction. Most of it is objectively based on the ideal form, health, proportion and simmetry.
            > very predictable tastes, it's very easy to recognise,
            If most people like it is beacuse it's objectively attractive. Beauty standards what most people find attractive. And it's your fault if you see it as a problem and not a feature
            > and it's far from being the only type of attractive people.
            we call those types fetishes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Only a fraction. Most of it is objectively based on the ideal form, health, proportion and simmetry.
              Nope, some traits are universally attractive (a healthy appearance and symmetry like you said), but as a whole beauty is highly subjective.

              >proportion
              Case in point, Koreans are more likely to find those

              >i like aloy because she doesn't trigger my sexual insecurities
              >stellar blade is too beautiful to be a competent woman warrior(women warriors, lol)
              >her body fat jiggles, what the frick??
              I too share your bewilderment with women's body fat, especially chest. When i was little, like 7 years old, i noticed that women's chests jiggled when they move so i asked my mother why that was so. She told me i'm a chud and misoginary. From that day on, i realized that only misogyny makes women's breasts jiggle.

              proportions ideal (and possibly more skinny than that too), but I actually think this black kween's proportions are far better. Koreans are not wrong, but I'm not wrong either.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Touch grass, tendie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's like a 4 at best. Do you know what a 4 means? It means less than neutral - repulsive qualities.
        When looking at her face, it creates emotional disgust.
        She is NOT objectively attractive.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I figured out why they keep insisting on her red face. Removing redness turns her into a 30-40 yo hag just like her face model. You also should've given her an even bigger forehead imo, instead of making it smaller. She looks like Craig in here.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we think this character is ugly
    >but let's make sure there's a thread on the catalog with a picture of her up at all times

    i don't get it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get drawing attention to your thread?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love her sister so much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure that's a man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty sure that's a HEADCANON

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what an ugly character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP HAVING EYES, CHUD

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Left: 20 year old Hannah
      Right: 35 year old Hannah

      [...]
      shut the frick up morons, literally nothing changed except the fact they added more polygons and made her face more accurate and detailed without the low res shiny/glossy look, you're just scared because you've never seen a woman outside of porn or modeling
      >top left is the model btw

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    for those wondering why sales figures are deceptively high for this shit game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >PS5 with Zero Dawn bundle
      Doesn't exist

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They mean Horizon FW, obviously.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BAE

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who loves Aloy's design in a really uncomplicated way? Yeah she's not hot or sexy, but why does everyone have to be? The total opposite side of this spectrum is Eve from Stellar Blade who literally looks like a supermodel made of jello who is inexplicably supposed to be a warrior.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >but why does everyone have to be?
      Yes. Does food need to taste good?
      >The total opposite side of this spectrum is Eve from Stellar Blade who literally looks like a supermodel
      which is good, because it's beautiful and fun
      >is inexplicably supposed to be a warrior.
      which is cool and fun when combined with beauty, as is anything combined with beauty

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I shouldn't have brought Eve up, I don't even mind the idea of hot, sexy characters who have combat abilities. I can just also appreciate the gritty warrior look which is what Aloy is going for. I think the only reason people dislike her design is because she's a woman and they don't think women should look butch.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Antje Traus also looks gritty in Pandorum.
          Aloy is just ugly

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Antje Traue

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >people dislike her design is because she's a woman
          Classic Lara never stopped being beloved. It's just the modrns batch of fem chars that people don't like
          > and they don't think women should look butch.
          they don't. It's unfortunate if it happens in real life (to anyone, not just women) but it has no bisness being a trait in fiction

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i like aloy because she doesn't trigger my sexual insecurities
      >stellar blade is too beautiful to be a competent woman warrior(women warriors, lol)
      >her body fat jiggles, what the frick??
      I too share your bewilderment with women's body fat, especially chest. When i was little, like 7 years old, i noticed that women's chests jiggled when they move so i asked my mother why that was so. She told me i'm a chud and misoginary. From that day on, i realized that only misogyny makes women's breasts jiggle.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >webm
        why is she in a rush?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what being in a rush looks like. It looks more like this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Heals on a treadmill make me nervous

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's like watching a man being great at splitting lumber with an axe. She has a lot of experience behaving in a feminine manner, probably has all men wrapped around her fingers when she enters any room.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Asians are evolving to attract BWC better.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aloy tummy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They nerfed her abs in FW

      Clean shaven most likely

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb decision

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like that fat guy that eats a lot on youtube

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    part of the problem is that her hairdo is terrible

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fiction can be anything including not having conventionally attractive characters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's less interesting when your fiction is purely unlikeable people engaging with other unlikeable people. It causes the audience to become disengaged as the struggles of the irritating are not compelling. Making someone attractive (or if they are ugly for story reasons, helping the audience underatand that their ugliness/plainness contributes to the drama of their lives) helps you connect to your audience as a storyteller. If you don't want to play by the rules then don't be upset that your failures as a storyteller to engage your audience with your protagonist causes you to lose sales.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't also the main character being attractive also need to be a plot point? Attractiveness isnt the average just like ugliness isn't the average so there'd have to be a reason for being attractive
        Henry from kingdom come deliverance is unattractive and that's fine as he is a peasant blacksmiths boy just like aloy is a clone of a unattractive woman and a warrior not cloned after a attractive woman

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect. Aloy is desired by nearly every man she speaks with. It's played off as if she were very attractive, which would work if the player couldn't SEE Aloy (like if we were reading a book, or if the game was 16-bit pixel art)
          And being above-average attractive is the default state of a fictional character.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That literally never happens. No one is trying to flirt with her except one guy in a side quest who looks like he flirts with everyone.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              In the first game alone:
              Petra, Teb, Varl, Erend, and the Sun King

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Petra
                I don't remember but she's also in FW and she never tries to flirt with her. Even when she's overinsisting on her to have a beer.
                >Teb
                This never happens.
                >Varl
                This never happens either.
                >Erend
                Yes, this happened but it never happens in FW.
                >Sun King
                Yes, but Sun King is attracted to ''strong woman'' personality more than looks. He was in love with Erend's sister because of that.

                There is only one instance I can remember in FW and that's with hot blooded guy who wants to challenge his chieftain. But he looks like he flirts with everyone already. Not just Aloy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Uhhhhh none of these people ever flirt with her or express interest!!!
                Are you autistic?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Being friendly with someone doesn't mean they are trying to flirt with them. Do you think Starbucks cashier is trying to flirt with you when they are nice to you?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but only because I'm incredibly attractive.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Beauty is subjective, the modern western audience is gonna have different beauty ideals compared to a cultures set in tribalistic post apocalypse especially when only the upper class carja are the only ones able to afford make up
            Beauty standards today are gonna be different than in universe

            >And being above-average attractive is the default state of a fictional character
            This mindset kills artistic innovation
            Just because it's the default doesn't mean you have to adhere to it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >B-beauty is subjective
              lol
              >This mindset kills artistic innovation
              What a moronic thing to say.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Compare Asian vs European beauty standards

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't mean anything. I'm not a lion, but I can still understand that Nala is attractive in the story of The Lion King (so much so that furries seem to make it a thing) because she has attractive eyelashes/eyelids drawn on to her. You can have a plain actress playing an attractive woman -- Juliet's part in Rome and Juliet was written for a man. You just gotta know how to play the game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                people do find aloy attractive irl, majority of people may not but the fans of HZD still like her appearance

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the fans of HZD
                Plural?!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes
                Probably won't find them on Ganker but HZD does have fans

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Check social media instead using Ganker as a be all end all

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                My wife uses the social media. She doesn't even know HZD exists.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Check the HZD and HFW #

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if Aloy walked into your room and took down your pants, and took down her pants, YOU would do it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Incorrect. Aloy is desired by nearly every woman
            FTFY

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what makes her look male:
    1. male hairline / balding (M shape)
    2. wide bridge and large tip of nose
    3. small eyes compared to her skull
    4. Long philtrum
    5. thin lips
    6. wide jaw

    also just the way her face isn't symmetrical makes her look quite ugly

    Main thing is just the fricking hairline though, female pattern baldness looks completely different from that. She has male pattern baldness. If they had taken that away, she'd just be a typical butch lesbian that you see on the street who doesn't bother wearing makeup.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    snoyjeet trannies are disgusting creatures

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are not playing!

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that one homosexual in the thread trying desperately to defend the ugliest character in modern gaming

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >posts obviously edited picture
      >"look how ugly this character is!"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the edit is actually an improvement, she is even uglier

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you posting a potato, OP?

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hire A.I.!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you know nothing..

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >think lady is ugly
    >save hundreds of pictures of her on hard drive and reupload them constantly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh? You don't want to get shot with bullets?
      >Why have you stockpiled so many bullets then?

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have killed them to just make it a guy if they wanted a butch bulldyke lead?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      White men bad and problematic according to wokies. Solution to this diversity problem = white women lol. Real reason for overabundance of white women is because even wokies knows gamers won't play as anything darker than a mediterranean looking guy and they won't play as an anything darker than a white girl, no idea why they aren't pushing for med/middle eastern looking men instead though if they hate white men so much though. Probably also because of feminism.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's really just a form of corporate espionage. Create shit games with shit characters, destroy sales and force down the stock prices of big corporations. Short the stock on the way down, when it bottoms out ~~*venture capital*~~ buys them out for pennies on the dollar.
        If i wanted my video game business to thrive, I wouldn't hire a single one of these woke ~~*people*~~ as they clearly cannot be trusted.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like she wouldn't be nearly so bad if she had a good hairstyle
    That hairdo looks like she has poop on her head

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HZD made me realize that I don't ever want Link to talk. Holy shit, I wish this b***h would SHUT THE FRICK UP.

    She just talks for the sake of talking. There is no substance. It's raining? She'll say
    >rain... it's coming
    Sun going down?
    >nightfall.... sun's going down

    NO FRICKING SHIT b***h. SHUT THE FRICK UP. LKDJDFKLSGKLDGDLKJFLKGLKDJF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because this never bothered me in FFXV, it was actually sort of charming.
      But I think the fact that it was a group of people small talking with each other is what made it work.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FFXV features a group of team. Aloy is all by herself. She comes off as schizo if she talks too much by herself. Solution would be the muffled voice, which would mean she's talking to herself in her head instead of saying everything out loud.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What puzzles me is why these ~~*people*~~ think making ugly characters will somehow make men in the real world less likely to judge a woman based on their appearance.
    Over 100,000 years of evolution and women are still the physical, mental, and spiritual inferiors to men. The only thing they have of value to the human race is their wombs and their ability to use their appearance to get pregnant.
    Making butt ugly female characters will not change human nature anymore than recasting popular white characters as blacks and mulattos will make people less racist. Racism, like sexism, exists because we as a species are capable of pattern recognition.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does she look boyish? no i do not have brainrot lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >why does she look boyish?
      She doesn't, you're probably a twink with a bad reference for maleness.

      There's nothing "boyish" about Aloy, it's a very standard conventionally attractive female, but with a bad haircut.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cutest outfit/makeup combo for forbidden west?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tenakth Recon/Carja Blazon(?)

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wish for a character to be slightly more attractive or have a better design
    >“people” respond with the same arguement of just watch porn you sexless incel
    I just want beautiful women in gaming again…

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Abby gay and tye Aloy gay are the same mentally ill Snoy.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can just model swap her with any random ass character in the game. Some of whom actually are hot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That feet is ugly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Let's agree to disagree.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          THAT HEAD IS SO BIG GOD DAMN

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ok

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >bare feet do not leave barefoot prints
          One fricking Job, yet again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That feet is ugly

      >This is what Amerimutts jerk off to
      Do americans really?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not American.

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